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Speaking of failure, here’s the do-nothing strategy:
California Democrat Nancy Pelosi may be trying to save the planet — but the rank and file in her party increasingly are just trying to save their political hides when it comes to gas prices as Republicans apply more and more rhetorical muscle.
But what looks like intraparty tension on the surface is part of an intentional strategy in which Pelosi takes the heat on energy policy, while behind the scenes she’s encouraging vulnerable Democrats to express their independence if it helps them politically, according to Democratic aides on and off Capitol Hill.
Pelosi’s gambit rests on one big assumption: that Democrats will own Washington after the election and will be able to craft a sweeping energy policy that is heavy on conservation and fuel alternatives while allowing for some new oil drilling. Democrats see no need to make major concessions on energy policy with a party poised to lose seats in both chambers in just three months — even if recess-averse Republicans continue to pound away on the issue.
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The title should read: Overcoming Incompetence: How I became 3rd in-line to the Presidency.
…as a functional idiot.
“Know your Nutso!”
“Know your Failure” from a 14% percenter to you!
Eric Cantor doesn’t need to be vice president. He needs to organize an electoral coup against these lunatics. Never in my life have I seen such a sorry excuse for leadership as that ffered by Pelosi, Reid, et al. Even McCain can’t begin to compare with their stupidity.
If the Repubs. can’t get it together and at least prevent more lunatic Dems from gaining seats in Congress, they deserve to wander in the desert for 40 years.
But we don’t! Come on, Eric, get off your butt and do your job!
‘Know your Plastic Surgeon! (and you may well get a bulk discount)‘
“Know your tire pressure”
“Democrats see no need to make major concessions on energy policy with a party poised to lose seats in both chambers in just three months — even if recess-averse Republicans continue to pound away on the issue.”
This is the deal. Any vulnerable Democrats have to be linked with Pelosi regardless of what they say.
On the brightside, Pelosi is undermining Obama. Truth be told, I don’t think she cares. She likes being number 3.
Know Your Candidate
Know Your Planet (because this one needs saving; I’m from the government and I’m here to help)
Know Your Talking Points: How I Overcame American Institutional Sexism to Beat the Republicans, Protect the Children, the and Save the Planet!
“Know your Constituents…A message to America’s nutcases…”
Marxism is so cool, just ask Obambi how.
Know your limitations!
Especially when everyone can see them.
Here’s a good one:
Know Your Limitations: How To Do Nothing and Not Give a Rat’s Ass!
Know that I’m smarter than you, you poor crawling worm. So just shut up and let me help you.
Dimsdale:
Darn it! We have the same idea (except for my addition)!
How ’bout this snazy title:
Know Your Botox: Easy Pointers On How To Make Yourself Fuglier Than You Already Are
/smirk smirk
How about another famous line from San Francisco (paraphrased of course):
“(A speaker’s got to) know her limits”
Sorry, Clint.
Here’s Another One:
Know Your Democrat: Easy Pointers on “Improving” America, Why Weakminded People Like Women and Minorities Fall For It, and How It Comes At The Expense of the Nation As A Whole
Yeah, yeah, I know it’s a long title but I’m just trying to capture San Fran Nan’s “special qualities.”
/sarc off
How to turn a 30% approval rating to a 9% approval rating and call it “progress”
sorry that was the subtitle, title
know your democratic congress.
I suppose that she and Reid are banking on owning all three houses; and, that they will then control energy and dole it out as they see fit. This means, that we will live like a third world nation while they parade around in their limos and lear jets. It is time to let her know that we are not going to stand for this. We need to march on the Capitol steps and not leave until she allows a vote!!
What would she do if millions marched on Washington demanding her to drill here and drill now? I foresee a terrible Socialist Regime mandated if Obama wins and Dems retain control of both houses. The only way to stop them is by marching against them. And, when that happens, we won’t be carrying pitchforks and shovels!
Know Your -
BOTOX LIMITS
I read that article about NP telling Dems they could support offshore drilling if they needed to win an election, and it bothered me. The dems quoted in it seemed so confident that they are going to just sweep the elections and really be in the majority. American voters can’t be so stupid, can they?
#24…YIKES
…you mean the limit has NOT been met?
I await with anticipation the Master Photoshop Wizard Tennyson Hayes’s entry.
I cannot belive nobody did:
Know Your Ethics
Do the Opposite of My Example
Is Pillosee headed to Iran to promote her new book?
Just asking.
What about:
Your Power? No.
(At least not until we get back from vacation.)
How about:
Know Your Audience (They’re Smarter Than You Think They Are)
Isn’t that what you’re taught in Public Speaking 101? Every good speaker (har! that’s rich!) knows that.
*out*
.
Only problem with that title is that she hasn’t overcome her incompetence!
Know Your
“Sex, Lie’s and Video Tape”
Know your enemies. Introspection from the Speaker of the House.
Know your lockbox! Collecting testicles for fun and profit! I’ll show you how to make them fall off with just a look! And no drilling!
That was a bit harsh eh? Sorry but she makes me soooo annngry! (cue voice of Marvin Martian
Just found this snippet from Nan’s wiki bio:
This helps explain why she can’t give a convincing interview or speech to save her life. Thank God for ghost writers.
Please keep her front and center. I want to hear as much as I can from this lady until November.
Sounds like Comrade Pelosky’s strategy is a bit risky. But she’ll probably get away with it; there are too many “automatic” Dem voters in this country.
Know Your Treason. How to Defy the People and Ignore the Constitution.
Abuse Your Power
I sent my entry in, but it must not have been up to Michelle’s standards. Here it is
You folks know what’s really sad about all this liberal takeover?
These people beat our brains out every election.That’s how it works. If more moonbats get elected; then why are we all surprised when they act like moonbats?
What the hell are we doing wrong? We MUST be doing something wrong.
Know Your Body Language: How to Communicate with Like-minded Crazies Through Blinking
“The community has a responsibility to get suspects like this into custody,” Hamilton said.
I couldn’t believe that this was coming from the mouth of a Los Angeles Police official.
So I had to look it up myself to see if he actually said it. At hand are the demonstrably destructive actions of our Los Angeles City council. They are busy working on banning fast food restaurants in poor parts of Los Angeles because, well, they are fat and it’s not their fault. It’s the restaurants that make them fat. If that’s not enough, we have the L.A. city council working on a plan to tax plastic bags at a tune of ten cents a pop.
Don’t worry about the link above and the death of Edward Satterstrom, whom I will call Jameil Shaw #2 (no disrespect intended to the Satterstrom family, it’s just that Edward was second in line to die the same death as Jamiel.) It’s very similar to Jamiel’s murder. We have a football player (same team as Jamiel with the same coach) and he was gunned down by a latino (small cap on purpose) gang banger named David Aranda Hernandez. It’s not known if Hernandez is an illegal invader like Jamiel’s killer (remember, cops and reporters have this “don’t ask don’t tell” policy with the illegals.) but it is known that he’s a gang member.
Back to the plastic bag tax. Do you know that “the community has a responsibility to save the planet? THINGS LIKE THIS CAN WAIT!!!!! Who has the time to bother with a slain deputy? I mean after all, it was his duty to watch over the Mexican Mafia Gang while they served out their prison terms or awaited trial. He should have known better than to take that job. AND THIS POOR LITTLE NINE YEAR OLD GIRL WAS JUST “IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. Can you believe they want to impose a ten cent tax on every plastic bag? That will add up, especially if you double bag for the heavier items.
I WONDER IF DANIELLE BOLOGNA DOUBLE BAGS! It will be hard on her now that she doesn’t have her husband and two sons around to help. Ten cents a pop for the plastic bags is outrageous. Sure, they can take away the fast food “joints” in the poorer areas of Los Angeles, that doesn’t bother me. If you’re lucky enough to live driving through those areas you had better thank the stars and not waste that luck on getting fat.
JAMIEL’S LAW IS WAITING FOR A VOTE but they have to get this damn plastic bag thing passed first. You know, the planet is in peril and we need to act now before we’re all dead. Gangs can wait. They only kill us one, maybe two, even three or four at a time. Global warming is going to kill all of us at the exact same time, so we better work on passing that ten cent tax on those damn plastic bags.
We are sending our children to public school, where they are indoctrinated with socialist theory, anti American sentiment, and revised (i.e., false) history.
Homeschool. Private School. The only way to keep your kid’s brains intact.
What every Liberal really thinks.
Know Your Place
We are sending our children to public school, where they are indoctrinated with socialist theory, anti American sentiment, and revised (i.e., false) history.
_____________________________________
Why then do we allow the moonbats to take over our public schools?
Why are conservatives so damn conservative about such vital isuues, like our kid’s education?
I do not understand it.
How about:
“No, I’m Not Listening”
or
“I Know My Chinese Assets are Safe”
or
“I Know My Gerrymandered Seat is Safe”
Little do the Crats, Reid and Pelosi know the wind at their back is the perfect political storm.
Know Your Roll: How to Save the Planet and Do Nothing All At The Same Time!
I don’t quite understand your second question…
As for “why” they have taken over education - well look at feminism, and look at who dominates academia, particularly in early education: women. And look at socialism and women’s affinity for the “nanny state”.
Know You…
r Blink Rate. How to Look Like a Robot on National TV.
‘re Untouchable. One San Franciscan, One Vote; Once. Ruining a Conservative nation from a safe Socialist district.
r Botox. A Guide to Looking Surprised At All Times.
Pelosi’s right. And, to polokfla, what we’re doing wrong is not demanding better from the Republican party than John McCain. We should have overthrown the cronies years ago and worked harder to affirm the fresh young lawmakers (JC Watts, Rick Santorum, to name two examples).
Washington is broken, and the GOP is as much to blame for throwing the babies out with the bathwater as are the old cronies on the left.
I’m sick of all of them. If they don’t make this energy bill argument stick, they don’t deserve to win.
Ron Rockstar,
Your entry, “Know your place” wins in my book hands down.
Here’s a “politically incorrect” entry for San Fran Nan book titles:
Know Your Morons: How To Bribe The American People Out of Their Cultural, Political, and Economic Heritage
Direct. To the point. Yes, I know… not her style.
Know America,
I’m the queen bee here and look better in a pantsuit than that gal who wanted to be C in C. We can’t have two queens here.
L
Thanks alt, I am glad at least one person liked it.
“Shawshank Sharia”
After unjustly entering Congress and a long series of misadventures, Nancy and Harry find themselves on the shores of Syria enjoying other people’s money…
How about
Know Your Limits
The Peter Principle and the Unprincipled Pelosi
“Know your 9%-approval congress.”
Vicky #50
Most of us, if not all agree with you. But McCain is the best we’ve got now and the alternative is unthinkable.
The first thing I did when I saw her book on Amazon was to order several of the books after hers on the number list.
I can only hope my little effort helped sink her book.
Of course I did buy Obama Nation! I amy buy more copies for some friends.
Ron Rockstar #39,
Botoxi 
“Know You Can’t”
“Know Your Limitations. I don’t.”
“Know Your Intelligence Quotient –Before You try to Fool People Smarter Than You”
Errah, “Know Your Limit on Botox Shots” errah.
Get to know
Your Obomba.
“Know it All: How some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.”
Know you’re NOT GOD.
works either way…
(No, you’re not God)
Know your Temporary Status.
hopefully to be prophetic;
Know your DONE.
since no one else went there…
Know when to HOLD ‘em.
and for Sanfran Nan, evil marxist from he11 (or SF, same thing),
Know when to FOLD ‘em.
Her book is listed on Amazon at $7.66…so I can buy her book or allllllllmost put two gallons of gas in my car…hmmm…tough choice…
Obviously she doesn’t know she’s a FAILURE yet!
All about politics and not about helping the people who elect them. Great.
Nancy Pelosi reminds me of Condi Rice. Other than being a woman who basks in having achieved a high position by overcoming some sort of imaginary ‘glass ceiling,’ she is unaccomplished, unintelligent, unmotivated, and unnecessary.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
That’s deep, John
Sarcastic: Know Your Savior - Omniscient Yet Humble
or
More sarcastic: I Love Power - A Message to Puny Earthlings
Pick your flavor.
Know Nothings
Leading America Into The Abyss Of Socialism.
To Serve Men
A Hijab Wearing Guide For Our Daughters.
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To Serve President Bush
A Democrat’s Cookbook
How to stare into the abyss without blinking.
KNOW YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON
No Gas For You!