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1. #101
   On August 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am, Mister P said:

   He should call it:

   “Gores Big Lie”

2. #102
   On August 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am, pookysgirl said:

   Sorry, but every time someone mentions that Obama quote about thermostats and SUVs, I start thinking, “O-bam-a!” *clap clap* “On your shoulder!” *clap clap*

   Thanks a lot, MKH!!!

3. #103
   On August 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am, ajmontana said:

   Too bad E.J. Smith isn’t the Pilot/Captain.

4. #104
   On August 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am, Uplander said:

   A$$ Print

5. #105
   On August 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am, ajmontana said:

   “GoreBullShip”

6. #106
   On August 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, martin.musculus(jr.) said:

   #5
   On August 6th, 2008 at 10:15 am, sonofdy said:

   …
   2 notes, HMS = her majesties service. I don’t think even gore is a british royalist.

   Well, normally.

   When I saw “H.M.S.”, my first thought was

   His Mighty Stupidity, the …

   My “Top Ten” are:

   #1.
   My IQ is More Than U

   #2.
   I Invented Sailing 2

   #3.
   Its Good To Be the Profit[sic]

   #4.
   I Run On (small) Change

   #5.
   Bill’s Thrall
   {nb: replace “thrall” with your personal favorite… several other possibilies spring to mind…}

   #6.
   Your Tiny Lives R Mine

   #7.
   Buy My Carbon Credits;&trade or Die

   #8.
   Democrats Throw Poo

   #9.
   My Other Phallic Replacement Symbol… (…Still Ain’t Work N4Me.)

   and #10:

   (Climate Change + Your Change) = My Change

   10 minutes, 10 ideas…
   Fishes & barrells spring to mind.

   And, could people help settle something?

   #9 is:
   My Other Phallic Replacement Symbol… (…Still Ain’t Work N4Me.)

   My wife said this is better:
   My Other Phallic Replacement… (…Still Ain’t Work N4Me.)

   What do you guys think?

   Aside: (boy am I gonna get flamed for this..)
   Among the many differences I’ve about how men & women approch life, noticed women can be more direct, (ie cut through verbal fog,) and more verbally cutting. Actually, almost cruel.

   Maybe that’s because I am an addicted observer of office politics.

   I’m not a gossip, I don’t talk about what I see/hear/am told, but I seem the office Wailing Wall. Both sexes vent to me if I let them close my office door.

   The differences between the sexes, in how the same things are said is just –} amazing {– !

   Not judging who right/wrong, just in comment on how its said.

   Oops, Sorry about the thread jacking.

   They’re removing some pins today. Yaaah! I’ll be able to scratch places I haven’t been able to in weeks!

7. #107
   On August 6th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, doubleplusundead said:

   The FAILboat

8. #108
   On August 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, JT said:

   Oh and BTW lgm,

   My pool heater is set at 86. And sometimes I leave the fridge door open too long while deciding what to eat. Hopefully this bothers the Messiah.

9. #109
   On August 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

   how about the

   “SS John Edward’s Luv Child Ain’t In Here”

10. #110
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm, Surveyor said:

    2 notes, HMS = her majesties service. I don’t think even gore is a british royalist

    H.M.S.= HER MAJESTIES SHIP

    but in this case: HIS MAJESTIES SHIP

    thus mocking him…not equating to royalty.

11. #111
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, LOBOMAN said:

    S.S. KMA little people

12. #112
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, Lindsay said:

    Ship of Fools

    Al’s Behemoth

    Foolish Pleasure

    Sins of Emissions

13. #113
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:13 pm, americangrunthog said:

    The USSR Tub-o-Lard

14. #114
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:16 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    THE WHITE HOUSEBOAT

    Home of the 43rd President

15. #115
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, dan708 said:

    USS Albert Valdez

16. #116
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, tedZilla99 said:

    DAISNAID = “Do as I say, not as I do”

    FLOATING CHAD

17. #117
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:19 pm, Terry_Jim said:

    Offshore Driller
    ~~~
    Carbon Skidmark
    ~~~
    Hanging Chad
    ~~~
    My Emissions Don’t Stink

18. #118
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, Terry_Jim said:

    Tedzilla 99-
    you beat me to the chad .

19. #119
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, wighttrasch said:

    SS IstillthinkIwon2000

20. #120
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:24 pm, sonofdy said:

    On the HMS subject, I only noticed because I used to be subject to the crown.

21. #121
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, One_American said:

    The S.S. Hubris

    Al’s Dinghy Idea

    Tipper Canoe

    The S.S. Moronic

    Float-some, Jet-some

22. #122
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, supersean said:

    #113

    Winner!

23. #123
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, Surveyor said:

    H.M.S.= HER MAJESTIES SHIP

    but in this case: HIS MAJESTIES SHIP

    OOOPS…..Majesty’s …..not majesties

24. #124
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    “Tipper’s Testical Lock-Boat”

25. #125
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Pond Scammer one”

26. #126
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, mojoe said:

    ding ding ding-we have a winner!

    Tipper Canoe
    or
    Float-some, jet-some

    Outstanding One_American!

27. #127
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, txvet2 said:

    You need to cut Algore some slack. He needs a boat that size to fit his oversized butt. He’s almost as bloated as Fat Kennedy.

28. #128
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, Mister P said:

    The Lock Box

29. #129
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, shooter said:

    H.M.S. SEA O TOO

    Just
    “SEA O TOO”
    gets my vote.

30. #130
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, Mister P said:

    Of course each of these is a distortion, but hay, what’s a straw man among friends?

    You right, Obama’s rules don’t apply to the elite.

31. #131
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Scratchless martin.musculus(jr.) said:
    Aside: (boy am I gonna get flamed for this..)
    Among the many differences I’ve about how men & women approch life, noticed women can be more direct, (ie cut through verbal fog,) and more verbally cutting. Actually, almost cruel.

    (…Still Ain’t Work N4Me.) is a flame AND cruel. Happy scratching!
    —
    His Messiahship be mocked
    Allie OOP OOP be praised

32. #132
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, sausage said:

    Ugghhh. Al Gore makes my skin crawl. Always reminds me of this story about the homes of Bush and Gore..

33. #133
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, Fat Tone said:

    Two Americas for Owl Gore…one on land, one on water.

34. #134
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, Concerned Citizen said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:29 am, vickisoup said:
    ajmontana #40, MOST excellent!
    You never fail to disappoint.

    That’s the funniest gaffe I’ve ever seen on this site.

    How about…
    
    Carbon Valdez

35. #135
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, purplepeep said:

    Stubby aid:
    I vacation less, drive less, and use substantially less energy than I used just a few years ago. I am doing my part.

    There’s already enough misguided souls “doing their part” for goofy political correctness, Stubby. And you shouldn’t feel guilty for whatever success you’ve earned in your life (unless it is dishonest or criminal gain, of course.)

    But you’re missing the point on this, as folks have pointed out. The keyword on Gore here is “hypocrisy:.

36. #136
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:03 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    The Al Gorge

37. #137
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, MTNEER said:

    How about Al’s Carbon Cruiser?

    BTW I think the correct designation for this type of vessel is MV (Motor Vessel)

38. #138
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, One_American said:

    A couple of others, if I may:

    The Sea-Gaul

    Hard-to-Port

39. #139
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, tonyr951 said:

    SS SUCKERS!

    SS LMAO

40. #140
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    The Tipper Over

41. #141
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, angryoldfatman said:

    The Algorecalypso

    It’s three puns for the price of one.

42. #142
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm, atheling said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, sausage said:

    Ugghhh. Al Gore makes my skin crawl. Always reminds me of this story about the homes of Bush and Gore..

    Grow a brain. You really don’t get it, do you?

    Gore is telling us how to live our lives, i.e., limiting our energy consumption, blah blah blah, yet he demonstrates hypocrisy by not doing the same.

    President Bush does not. Therefore, no hypocrisy.

    The problem with you nanny staters is that you feed off the politics of envy and resentment. How pathetic.

43. #143
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, Byantine said:

    USS Swiftboat for an Inconvenient Truth
    USS Tipper Skipper
    USS Failboat
    The Recount Regatta
    The Floating Chad

44. #144
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, vermontaigne said:

    The Goreboat.

45. #145
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:15 pm, Concerned Citizen said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm, atheling said:
    On August 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, sausage said:

    Ugghhh. Al Gore makes my skin crawl. Always reminds me of this story about the homes of Bush and Gore..
    Grow a brain. You really don’t get it, do you?

    Ummm. You might want to check the link. I know sausage is usually a troll, but he’s got this one right.

46. #146
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    The Al G.

47. #147
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm, bloodhound said:

    DAISNAID (Do As I Say, Not As I Do)
    My Other Car is a G-IV
    King Kong Footprint
    Thanks Nobel!

48. #148
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm, IndyRich said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am, lgm said:
    Barack Obama wants us all to turn down our thermostats, get rid of our SUVs, and monitor each other’s tire pressure.
    Of course each of these is a distortion, but hay, what’s a straw man among friends?

    ???? What the heck are you talking about, LGM???? The sentence you quoted WAS NOT taken from this thread…

    Typical liberal, make up some statement, lie by claiming it was made as part of this discussion, then criticize the participants of this thread for hypocrisy in saying something that you made up yourself…

    You are a complete ass.

49. #149
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm, Surveyor said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, Byantine said:

    hey…no fair…we did all those already

50. #150
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:30 pm, Byantine said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm, Surveyor said:

    Sorry! I guess I skipped over them in my rush to post I can’t resist an opportunity to make fun of the Goracle!

51. #151
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, Wade said:

    The No Stugots

52. #152
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, Southpaw said:

    In the spirit of the Olympics, I thought a Chinese name would be appropriate. I used a web translator to come of with the Chinese world for “windbag”. The translation came back: “windbag”. I guess a windbag is a windbag in any language.

53. #153
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, rambler said:

    GOREBAL WARMER

54. #154
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, RogersUmp said:

    U.S.S.CarbonZero. It’s the honest to God’s truth. You must believe me!! I’m not a hippo-crat!!

    or

    U.S.S. HahaIgotmine!

55. #155
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, radio relay said:

    SS Privileged Class

    SS Titanic Carbon Footprint

    SS America’s Carbon Cup

    SS Tobacco Lucre

56. #156
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, Armigerous said:

    He should name it ‘Pequod II’

57. #157
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, emjem24 said:

    Here are some of my suggestions:

    1. SS Fat Man

    2. Bloated Carcass

    3. Montauk Mystery

    4. Failed Presidential Bid

    5. SS Hypocrite Bizz

    6. SS Eco Warrior

    7. SS Eco Fizzle

    8. SS Eco Cha Ching

    9. Lgm’s #1 Buddy

    10. Friend of the Earth

    11. Suck My Carbon Credits

    12. The Goracle Dream

    Please, talk amongst yourselves. This is kinda fun. Hey Tennyson…. wanna photo shop any of these?

58. #158
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, sillygatboy said:

    The Carbon Crater
    or

    The Carbon Creator

59. #159
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, Silkyinfamous said:

    H.M.S. AFLAC INC – AQUANTIVE INC – AUTODESK INC – BECTON DICKINSON & CO BLACKBAUD INC – GENERAL ELECTRIC CO – GREENHILL & CO INC – JOHNSON CTLS INC – LABORATORY CORP AMER HLDGS – METABOLIX INC – NORTHERN TR CORP – NUVEEN INVTS INC -STAPLES INC – SYSCO CORP – TECHNE CORP – UBS AG – VCA ANTECH INC – WATERS CORP – WHOLE FOODS MKT INC

    All Are part of Generation Investment Management LLP, Who the Honorable Al Gore is Chairman and in his quote on this page,

    Integrating issues such as climate change into investment analysis is simply Common Sense.

    A Noble Peace Prize Winner who makes a movie about climate change, is also a Capitalist who plans to make money off of it.

    Create the flood and sell the life jackets I guess.

60. #160
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    SS The Family Joules

61. #161
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, American Elephant said:

    I don’t see how it could be named anything but:

    “Man Bear Pig”

62. #162
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, bear1909 said:

    vanity plate for the boat trailer:

    “ALsBloat”

63. #163
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:49 pm, purplepeep said:

    IndyRich said:

    ???? What the heck are you talking about, LGM???? The sentence you quoted WAS NOT taken from this thread…

    You are a complete ass.

    I think some people would say disagree and say it’s actually more a “work in progress” to total ass-ness, IRich. (There’s more where that came from)

64. #164
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:49 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    S.S. Do as I say, not as I do

65. #165
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, Garathorn said:

    The Bloated Gloat

66. #166
    On August 6th, 2008 at 1:57 pm, RogersUmp said:

    Yes, American Elephant, you are correct!

67. #167
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, Barry F. said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:49 am, Cicero said:

    Lay off on Gore! He got the boat so the polar bears will have somewhere to sit when all the ice is gone.

    That being said:

    Viceberg

    Or, Fauxberg?

68. #168
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:04 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    The Carthage Cow Hauler

69. #169
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm, emjem24 said:

    Oh, I got some more! This is so much fun:

    1. Enviro Goof

    2. HMS Gas Bag

    3. SS Liberal Mistruths

    4. SS Enviro Nut

    5. The Oracle Zone

    6. The Goracle Zone

    7. Magic Carbon Boat

    8. The Carbfantastic

    9. The Echo Ego

    10. The Gorebal Truth

    This is so much fun. I think Michelle should do a top ten of entries and everybody should vote on them. Hehehehe.

70. #170
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pm, emjem24 said:

    self-edit: echo= eco My bad.

71. #171
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, One_American said:

    One more:

    The S.S. Unthinkable

72. #172
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:17 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    It’s the SS Minnow.

73. #173
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, chep said:

    How about “Carbon Credit”

74. #174
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, RyanInSanJose said:

    SS No Legal Authority
    SS Internet
    SS Carbon Footprint
    SS Earth in the Lurch

75. #175
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm, Surveyor said:

    Gore’s picks:

    H.M.S. Florida Sucks
    H.M.S. Chads-My-Ass
    H.M.S. Popular Vote

76. #176
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, CS said:

    The only thing that comes to mind is “Pecker Head”

77. #177
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    According to his models of the future it has to be:

    The Ark

78. #178
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:39 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Tipper Tantrum”
    “The World According to Gorp”

79. #179
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm, Jim M. said:

    “BOHICA”

    “Deliverance” – Think of Ned beatty as the hapless consumer.

    “PT Barnum”

    “Eat My Offset”

    “Spoiled on Oil”

    “Crude Dude”

    “Caribou Killer”

80. #180
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm, JeffH said:

    Yes, but he uses a Prius as a boat anchor, so it’s OK.

81. #181
    On August 6th, 2008 at 2:55 pm, jsr said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:49 am, Cicero said:
    Lay off on Gore! He got the boat so the polar bears will have somewhere to sit when all the ice is gone.

    Does this mean rich liberals will be able to buy large boats and claim they are Polar Bear Credits?

82. #182
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, Speakup said:

    H.M.S. Eco-hypocrisy.

    Snort! His Majesty’s Snowjob.

    What!? No tuxedo paint job?

    On the back it says, we brake for nobody.

    Heh heh, heh heh, teen beellown dollarzz.

83. #183
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm, gridlock said:

    I don’t think it is possible to top BS-1

    But, we must try. We cannot accept being topped by Algore.

    The Luv Buggie…

    Underdog House…

    Tipper The Iceberg…

84. #184
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:04 pm, GJCorby said:

    SS Beached whale

85. #185
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, James Felix said:

    Personally I think Dennis Kucinich is a lunatic who is completely divorced from objective reality. But I can understand why like-minded people follow him. At the end of the day he has a consistent worldview and all of his actions reflect that worldview.

    People who idolize Al Gore on the other hand.. I just don’t get it. He is obviously playing them all for suckers, getting rich by doing it and not even trying to hide it.

    How does he pull it off? Why do people still listen to him and fund his lifestyle?

86. #186
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pm, One_American said:

    OK, one more:

    Knot-for-Thee

87. #187
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, JohnFLob said:

    Has GangreneGreen Waves been taken?

88. #188
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm, KaosKlerik said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:
    They were quite common at the County Fairs and they were rather silly entertainment if your dad gave you that one thin dime.

    Name this song about being a child at a fairground.

    A thousand ten-cent wonders
    Who could ask for more?
    A pocketful of silver
    The key to heaven’s door

89. #189
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:21 pm, One_American said:

    Help. I can’t stop:

    The Nautic-Al Gore-goyle

90. #190
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:25 pm, UberInfidel67 said:

    Jose…my “little girl” turns 19 today. Happy Birthday to your little one. (I feel so old)

91. #191
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:27 pm, Barry F. said:

    SS Goregoyle

92. #192
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    His sailboat:

    Windbag

93. #193
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, gayle said:

    Y’all STOP! LMAO!
    My sides hurt!!!

94. #194
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm, arvesonc said:

    Since it’s biofuel powered, I propose the S.S. Starvation

95. #195
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, PHX said:

    What kind of Carbon Offsets does one have to buy to make a Mig23 fighter jet, Mach 2+, GREEN?

    Take a look at the other toys that Mr. Gore’s boat supplier has…

    http://www.billaustinaircraft-yacht.com/warbirds.shtml

    Al, is this really the type of eco-aware supplier you’d like us all to use?

96. #196
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, 31Bravo said:

    SS Itend2list

97. #197
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, h-town said:

    The Passing Wind.

98. #198
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, Mark said:

    Oh man, so many to choose from.

    My list:

    Holy Sea
    My Little Tax Credit
    no footprint in water
    Moonshine Redux
    Frequent Flyer
    a chicken in every gastank
    waste not, want more
    less emissions than a speech
    Powered by Kikkoman

    I wonder if he will now claim banquets are green, since they can ultimately be used to power his vessel. No doubt his speeches are geo-thermal bonanzas.

    All of those stills in the Tennesee hills are now useful again.

99. #199
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm, rambler said:

    POLARBEAR EXPRESS

100. #200
     On August 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, Surveyor said:

     OK, I gotta’nother one:

     carbon-cutter