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1. #201
   On August 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Jim M. said:

   Anyone take a close look at that boat?

   It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!

   Talk about trailer trash!

2. #202
   On August 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, spackle said:

   S.S. eco-god
   S.S. Blowhard
   or how about an old chestnut.

   S.S. Al Gores Titanic

3. #203
   On August 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, UberInfidel67 said:

   Do we need to stage an intervention for One_American??? lol

4. #204
   On August 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm, Jim M. said:

   Before the Goracle was anointed High Priest of Earth and acquired his new floating diggs, he went through a progression of aquatic abodes.

   Al’s boat when he was starting out in state government:

   http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_houseboat.htm

   Al’s boat as a Congressman:

   http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/yacht.htm

   Al’s boat as a senator:

   http://www.pyzam.com/funnypictures/details/4248

   Al’s boat as Veep:

   http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-house-boat-1-thumb.jpg

5. #205
   On August 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm, Speakup said:

   How gigantic of a carbon footprint did it take to build the damn thing?

   It had to be made from fiberglass moldings, the engines have forged steel and aluminum parts, the whole engine came from smelted parts, the upholstery is plastic made from oil, there’s a whole wide range of big carbon footprint manufacturing methods use to make this behemoth.

   His Majesty’s Ship, the Hey Suckers! Wasn’t built there at the lake so it had to be brought in by diesel truck.

   Shouldn’t Lord Al be setting an example by shedding himself of materialistic things?
   I’m sure he could afford a really nice tent and servants could still run his bath, shop for him and he could surely afford a tin, kerosene heater.

   If we’re going to save the planet he better get on the stick and show us the way, hadn’t he?

   Somehow I don’t don’t think he will.

6. #206
   On August 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, abstractmind said:

   USS I CAN HAS CARBUNCREDUT

7. #207
   On August 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

   You must be the change you wish to see in the world. — Mahatma Gandhi

   Name of his boat — Gandhi Who?

8. #208
   On August 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm, One_American said:

   Oh, make it stop:

   The S.S. Carbonic

   Fleecing Fancy

   The Bilge Barge

   Land-Libber

9. #209
   On August 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, Leatherneck said:

   S.S. Devine Right

   S.S. New World Order

   S.S. FUBR (F&^k Up Beyond Repair)

10. #210
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm, One_American said:

    The Sea-Fearing Quash-Buckler

    …gasp!

11. #211
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm, John Ansell said:

    The Gore loser.

12. #212
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:32 pm, Concerned Citizen said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, abstractmind said:
    USS I CAN HAS CARBUNCREDUT

    LOL.

13. #213
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    IF SKIFF

14. #214
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:47 pm, updatedbymm said:

    Goebbels Ride II

    Don’t do what I do; do what I say

    Tubboat

15. #215
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, DMC said:

    S.S. Suckerfunded

16. #216
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:43 pm, coffee260 said:

    PHANTOM CLIMATE GODDESS

17. #217
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:56 pm, MikeM said:

    “Carbon Sink”

    

18. #218
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm, gridlock said:

    H2O SUV

19. #219
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, gridlock said:

    Dahlink! That boat was going there anyway!

20. #220
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, ajmontana said:

    Jim M. said:
    Anyone take a close look at that boat?

    It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!

    Talk about trailer trash!

    lol, take a look at the link to the builders site, gorps boat was over a mil.

21. #221
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Transfatlantic Express”

22. #222
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:13 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Old Widesides”

23. #223
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, wighttrasch said:

    SS Soylent Gore

    haha abstractmind!

    I R N YUR BOTE

    SWABBIN’ YUR POOP

24. #224
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Oscar Winner Weinershipzel”

25. #225
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:20 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Pulizer Poontuna”

26. #226
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, wighttrasch said:

    SS Noble Nobel Noballs

27. #227
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:39 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Yacht from Hot”

28. #228
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, ajmontana said:

    “lib’in large Barge”

29. #229
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:56 pm, John Ansell said:

    LOL AJ, Lib’in large barge.

30. #230
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:33 pm, Azygos said:

    OT: And the wheels on the bus go thump, thump, thump.

31. #231
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm, greenfairie said:

    “An Inconvenient Riverboat”

    “The Unsinkable Al Gore”

32. #232
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:45 pm, BOB said:

    Maybe it’s a life boat to prepare for Waterworld

33. #233
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, DelosWorld said:

    Ich Bin Ein Bismarck

    or

    The Tennessee Queen

    or

    The Carbon Fitzgerald

    or

    The Chub Tub

    or

    Ship of Fools

    or

    Over Bangladesh

    or

    Gore With the Wind

    or

    Carbon Diem

    or

    The Goreseidon Adventure

    or

34. #234
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:00 pm, DelosWorld said:

    Ooops, left off:

    The AlGorca

35. #235
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm, SJBill said:

    Sh1tfl0ats!

36. #236
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:15 pm, Micheleeroo said:

    BS-1 is for sure the hands-down winner.

37. #237
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm, brooklyn red said:

    How about, “Crime Pays”

38. #238
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:27 pm, dakine said:

    Nice boat though.

39. #239
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:35 pm, gayle said:

    Bloat Floats

40. #240
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:40 pm, Gwillie said:

    For Me Not Thee

41. #241
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:48 pm, Rob said:

    How about:… THE P.T. BARNUM
    
    “There is a sucker born every minute.”

42. #242
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm, shooter said:

    the “Hundred Million Dollar Barge”
    $100,000,000.00 BARGE
    ( kinda like the candy bar)
    nah.

    PolarPush

    OK Michelle, might be time to shut ‘er down, they’re (we’re) getting worse.

43. #243
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm, brooklyn red said:

    “It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville…”

    On a lake? Not ocean going??

    So really it is a mansion, with no address… and no property taxes either. Hmmmm.

44. #244
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:06 pm, Django said:

    Pond Scum

45. #245
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:24 pm, maroonedinmarin said:

    SS Blow Hard
    SS Soreloser

46. #246
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:28 pm, lumberjack said:

    Has to be: The Smug Boat

47. #247
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am, lgm said:

    Barack Obama wants us all to turn down our thermostats, get rid of our SUVs, and monitor each other’s tire pressure.

    Of course each of these is a distortion, but hay, what’s a straw man among friends?

    lgm, Obama’s suggestions are good advice, but he wants to put them into law. In this case, the cure is worse than the disease…

48. #248
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    lgm, Rusty, sausage, et al…

    Maybe you should push for U.S. massive oil consumption… the faster we use it up, the quicker we’ll be forced to alternative energy sources, eh?

49. #249
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm, keystone said:

    ajmontana #29

    LMAO!

50. #250
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, skye said:

    So, how many carbon credits to you have to purchase to get this whale of a boat?

51. #251
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:57 pm, shooter said:

    MasterBaiter.

    And it runs on Al.G

52. #252
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:05 am, tbear44 said:

    SS Rusty lgm

53. #253
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:07 am, tbear44 said:

    Ooops should read M/V Rusty lgm

54. #254
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am, palani said:

    Have you taken a good look at Al Gore’s girth? Me thinks it might take a bigger boat!

55. #255
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am, txmom3 said:

    SS No Debate

56. #256
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:28 am, Terry_Jim said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Jim M. said:
    Anyone take a close look at that boat?
    It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!
    Talk about trailer trash!

    USS Double Wide
    A reference to Al and Tipper’s love boat, and her corpulent Captain.

57. #257
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am, Entelechy said:

    (G)orgytania

58. #258
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am, jaaakemm said:

    Just can’t decide which is more descriptive:

    Bilge Master 2000

    or

    Bloat Master 2000

59. #259
    On August 7th, 2008 at 1:10 am, emjem24 said:

    You guys slay me! With all the immense array of ideas for names, we could probably at least write a great adventure novel.

60. #260
    On August 7th, 2008 at 1:22 am, mattm said:

    I am not a boating expert, but from expierence I burn about 1 gallon of gas using 1 cyl. 13 HP riding lawnmower to mow our 3/4 acre lawn, which takes about an hour.

    Also we have portable gas generator for when we loose power. It puts out 30 amps and from that picture it appears that al’s boat has two power supplies. I know that generator can burn approx. 3/4 gallon of fuel an hour at full load. Their is not way that boat can cruise around the lake for an hour and use 2 gallons of fuel.

61. #261
    On August 7th, 2008 at 4:09 am, Lockstein13 said:

    U.S.S. Blow Me DownRiver

62. #262
    On August 7th, 2008 at 6:13 am, Lockstein13 said:

    U.S.S. A REALLY Inconvienient Truth

63. #263
    On August 7th, 2008 at 6:47 am, OldSailor88 said:

    I suggest…

    The Bank

    As in…..

    Laughing all the way to…..

64. #264
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:11 am, RetFireman said:

    There are only two names that spring to mind:

    1) the S.S. Man/Bear/Pig

    2) The S.S. Minnow. Because after all, there is no one on this planet right now that more closely resembles Gilligan than Algore, and the power that he is allegedly going to be using on that bohemouth isn’t worth more than about a “Three Hour Tour”

65. #265
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:13 am, ajmontana said:

    Apologies to good ship lollipop.

    “Gore Ship lota Poop”

66. #266
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:15 am, RetFireman said:

    Wait…

    The S.S. ICan’tBelieveTheyBoughtIt

    The S.S. Guilt-You-Into-Believing-Anything

67. #267
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:23 am, rightside said:

    Michelle, I know this was pointed out, but HMS is Her Majesty’s Ship, not Service.

    Also, commisioned vessels in the US Navy begin with USS (United States Ship), civilian craft begins with SS (Steam Ship)

68. #268
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 am, Karmi said:

    H.M.S. BIG FOOT…that thing is over 3 times longer than my house! So much for the pristine waters, with something that big leaking gas and oil, and with sewage and garbage being poured into it…heck, just look at Gore and imagine what kind of ‘sewage-footprint’ that guy leaves!

    Forget Big Foot, after that thought, that houseboat should be named H.M.S. PORTA-JON

69. #269
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:18 am, ptg said:

    “Slumming on the Green”

70. #270
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:50 am, CO2 Producer said:

    “Convenience”

    Too obvious?

    “Bocklox”

    “Not For Thee”

    “Oscar Nobel”

    It’s hard to top “BS1.”

71. #271
    On August 7th, 2008 at 9:12 am, chsw said:

    Gore’s boat -

    “Sipper” – as in it only sips 2-3 gallons of biodiesel each minute.

    chsw

72. #272
    On August 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am, NewOrleansLady said:

    “SOMEBODY SLAP ME”

73. #273
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, ajmontana said:

    with respect to our flag….
    “Old Gorey”

74. #274
    On August 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm, DelosWorld said:

    A few more:

    Liar Liar Earth on Fire

    The Almageddon

    and from a co-worker:

    The Alabastard

    POTUS FLOATUS

75. #275
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Pulitzer Putz”
    “Gorly Man”
    “Your Tippers Down”
    Was bored waiting for a game to start.
    
    “Gorey, Gorey, Halllelujah”
    done.

76. #276
    On August 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am, Karmi said:

    Commenter lawbwrs: “It’s official name is ‘Bio-Solar One’..yes.. he named his boat “BS1″! We CAN[']T do better than that!”

    Al “BS” Gore wins! Yep, that’s a hard one to beat…wonder if he knows yet?

77. #277
    On August 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am, nail49 said:

    A little late, but I just got my ticket to comment.

    How about “The Great Gasbag!”

78. #278
    On August 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am, gonesouth150 said:

    People with alot of MONEY (Al Gorge many companies – $100,000,000 Plus)
    always have nice new toys to party on when the wife is away. Usually lots and lots of new, very young, beautiful women looking for a sugar daddy!

    Not Al Gorge (warming wizard!)

    My Name! SUGAR DADDY!