Name Al Gore’s hugetastic boat!
Barack Obama wants us all to turn down our thermostats, get rid of our SUVs, and monitor each other’s tire pressure to conserve energy and rescue the planet. How about going after the lavish consumption of his fellow purported eco-warriors?
Let’s start with Green Messiah Al Gore’s massive boat outside Nashville. It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville, about an hour east of Nashville.
Steve Gill has the goods on Gore’s “Bio-Solar One”–which is supposed to be environmentally acceptable because it’s biodiesel-fueled and solar-powered.
Only, it didn’t have the solar panels until local whistleblowers called attention to it (his spokespeople now say the panels will be installed today) and has instead been plugged in, “sucking a lot of energy from the ‘evil’ energy companies,” as Gill points out:


How many conscience-easing carbon offsets do you think this behemoth will need?
I hear there’s a bumper sticker on the back of it that says “My other boat is a sailboat. Trust me.”
Contest time: Name Gore’s boat.
My suggestion: H.M.S. Eco-hypocrisy.
All aboard.
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Commenter lawbwrs: “It’s official name is ‘Bio-Solar One’..yes.. he named his boat “BS1″! We CAN[']T do better than that!”
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Update: Steve Gill has more at PJM.
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What kind of Carbon Offsets does one have to buy to make a Mig23 fighter jet, Mach 2+, GREEN?
Take a look at the other toys that Mr. Gore’s boat supplier has…
http://www.billaustinaircraft-yacht.com/warbirds.shtml
Al, is this really the type of eco-aware supplier you’d like us all to use?
SS Itend2list
The Passing Wind.
Oh man, so many to choose from.
My list:
Holy Sea
My Little Tax Credit
no footprint in water
Moonshine Redux
Frequent Flyer
a chicken in every gastank
waste not, want more
less emissions than a speech
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I wonder if he will now claim banquets are green, since they can ultimately be used to power his vessel. No doubt his speeches are geo-thermal bonanzas.
All of those stills in the Tennesee hills are now useful again.
POLARBEAR EXPRESS
OK, I gotta’nother one:
carbon-cutter
Anyone take a close look at that boat?
It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!
Talk about trailer trash!
S.S. eco-god
S.S. Blowhard
or how about an old chestnut.
S.S. Al Gores Titanic
Do we need to stage an intervention for One_American??? lol
Before the Goracle was anointed High Priest of Earth and acquired his new floating diggs, he went through a progression of aquatic abodes.
Al’s boat when he was starting out in state government:
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_houseboat.htm
Al’s boat as a Congressman:
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/yacht.htm
Al’s boat as a senator:
http://www.pyzam.com/funnypictures/details/4248
Al’s boat as Veep:
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-house-boat-1-thumb.jpg
How gigantic of a carbon footprint did it take to build the damn thing?
It had to be made from fiberglass moldings, the engines have forged steel and aluminum parts, the whole engine came from smelted parts, the upholstery is plastic made from oil, there’s a whole wide range of big carbon footprint manufacturing methods use to make this behemoth.
His Majesty’s Ship, the Hey Suckers! Wasn’t built there at the lake so it had to be brought in by diesel truck.
Shouldn’t Lord Al be setting an example by shedding himself of materialistic things?
I’m sure he could afford a really nice tent and servants could still run his bath, shop for him and he could surely afford a tin, kerosene heater.
If we’re going to save the planet he better get on the stick and show us the way, hadn’t he?
Somehow I don’t don’t think he will.
USS I CAN HAS CARBUNCREDUT
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. — Mahatma Gandhi
Name of his boat — Gandhi Who?
Oh, make it stop:
The S.S. Carbonic
Fleecing Fancy
The Bilge Barge
Land-Libber
S.S. Devine Right
S.S. New World Order
S.S. FUBR (F&^k Up Beyond Repair)
The Sea-Fearing Quash-Buckler
…gasp!
The Gore loser.
LOL.
IF SKIFF
Goebbels Ride II
Don’t do what I do; do what I say
Tubboat
S.S. Suckerfunded
PHANTOM CLIMATE GODDESS
“Carbon Sink”
H2O SUV
Dahlink! That boat was going there anyway!
lol, take a look at the link to the builders site, gorps boat was over a mil.
“Transfatlantic Express”
“Old Widesides”
SS Soylent Gore
haha abstractmind!
I R N YUR BOTE
SWABBIN’ YUR POOP
“Oscar Winner Weinershipzel”
“Pulizer Poontuna”
SS Noble Nobel Noballs
“Yacht from Hot”
“lib’in large Barge”
LOL AJ, Lib’in large barge.
OT: And the wheels on the bus go thump, thump, thump.
“An Inconvenient Riverboat”
“The Unsinkable Al Gore”
Maybe it’s a life boat to prepare for Waterworld
Ich Bin Ein Bismarck
or
The Tennessee Queen
or
The Carbon Fitzgerald
or
The Chub Tub
or
Ship of Fools
or
Over Bangladesh
or
Gore With the Wind
or
Carbon Diem
or
The Goreseidon Adventure
or
Ooops, left off:
The AlGorca
Sh1tfl0ats!
BS-1 is for sure the hands-down winner.
How about, “Crime Pays”
Nice boat though.
Bloat Floats
For Me Not Thee
How about:… THE P.T. BARNUM
“There is a sucker born every minute.”
the “Hundred Million Dollar Barge”
$100,000,000.00 BARGE
( kinda like the candy bar)
nah.
PolarPush
OK Michelle, might be time to shut ‘er down, they’re (we’re) getting worse.
“It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville…”
On a lake? Not ocean going??
So really it is a mansion, with no address… and no property taxes either. Hmmmm.
Pond Scum
SS Blow Hard
SS Soreloser
Has to be: The Smug Boat
On August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am, lgm said:
lgm, Obama’s suggestions are good advice, but he wants to put them into law. In this case, the cure is worse than the disease…
lgm, Rusty, sausage, et al…
Maybe you should push for U.S. massive oil consumption… the faster we use it up, the quicker we’ll be forced to alternative energy sources, eh?
ajmontana #29
LMAO!
So, how many carbon credits to you have to purchase to get this whale of a boat?
MasterBaiter.
And it runs on Al.G
SS Rusty lgm
Ooops should read M/V Rusty lgm
Have you taken a good look at Al Gore’s girth? Me thinks it might take a bigger boat!
SS No Debate
USS Double Wide
A reference to Al and Tipper’s love boat, and her corpulent Captain.
(G)orgytania
Just can’t decide which is more descriptive:
Bilge Master 2000
or
Bloat Master 2000
You guys slay me!
With all the immense array of ideas for names, we could probably at least write a great adventure novel.
I am not a boating expert, but from expierence I burn about 1 gallon of gas using 1 cyl. 13 HP riding lawnmower to mow our 3/4 acre lawn, which takes about an hour.
Also we have portable gas generator for when we loose power. It puts out 30 amps and from that picture it appears that al’s boat has two power supplies. I know that generator can burn approx. 3/4 gallon of fuel an hour at full load. Their is not way that boat can cruise around the lake for an hour and use 2 gallons of fuel.
U.S.S. Blow Me DownRiver
U.S.S. A REALLY Inconvienient Truth
I suggest…
The Bank
As in…..
Laughing all the way to…..
There are only two names that spring to mind:
1) the S.S. Man/Bear/Pig
2) The S.S. Minnow. Because after all, there is no one on this planet right now that more closely resembles Gilligan than Algore, and the power that he is allegedly going to be using on that bohemouth isn’t worth more than about a “Three Hour Tour”
Apologies to good ship lollipop.
“Gore Ship lota Poop”
Wait…
The S.S. ICan’tBelieveTheyBoughtIt
The S.S. Guilt-You-Into-Believing-Anything
Michelle, I know this was pointed out, but HMS is Her Majesty’s Ship, not Service.
Also, commisioned vessels in the US Navy begin with USS (United States Ship), civilian craft begins with SS (Steam Ship)
H.M.S. BIG FOOT…that thing is over 3 times longer than my house! So much for the pristine waters, with something that big leaking gas and oil, and with sewage and garbage being poured into it…heck, just look at Gore and imagine what kind of ‘sewage-footprint’ that guy leaves!
Forget Big Foot, after that thought, that houseboat should be named H.M.S. PORTA-JON
“Slumming on the Green”
“Convenience”
Too obvious?
“Bocklox”
“Not For Thee”
“Oscar Nobel”
It’s hard to top “BS1.”
Gore’s boat -
“Sipper” – as in it only sips 2-3 gallons of biodiesel each minute.
chsw
“SOMEBODY SLAP ME”
with respect to our flag….
“Old Gorey”
A few more:
Liar Liar Earth on Fire
The Almageddon
and from a co-worker:
The Alabastard
POTUS FLOATUS
“Pulitzer Putz”

“Gorly Man”
“Your Tippers Down”
Was bored waiting for a game to start.
“Gorey, Gorey, Halllelujah”
done.
Al “BS” Gore wins! Yep, that’s a hard one to beat…wonder if he knows yet?
A little late, but I just got my ticket to comment.
How about “The Great Gasbag!”
People with alot of MONEY (Al Gorge many companies – $100,000,000 Plus)
always have nice new toys to party on when the wife is away. Usually lots and lots of new, very young, beautiful women looking for a sugar daddy!
Not Al Gorge (warming wizard!)
My Name! SUGAR DADDY!