Name Al Gore’s hugetastic boat!

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 6, 2008 10:11 AM

Barack Obama wants us all to turn down our thermostats, get rid of our SUVs, and monitor each other’s tire pressure to conserve energy and rescue the planet. How about going after the lavish consumption of his fellow purported eco-warriors?

Let’s start with Green Messiah Al Gore’s massive boat outside Nashville. It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville, about an hour east of Nashville.

Steve Gill has the goods on Gore’s “Bio-Solar One”–which is supposed to be environmentally acceptable because it’s biodiesel-fueled and solar-powered.

Only, it didn’t have the solar panels until local whistleblowers called attention to it (his spokespeople now say the panels will be installed today) and has instead been plugged in, “sucking a lot of energy from the ‘evil’ energy companies,” as Gill points out:

How many conscience-easing carbon offsets do you think this behemoth will need?

I hear there’s a bumper sticker on the back of it that says “My other boat is a sailboat. Trust me.”

Contest time: Name Gore’s boat.

My suggestion: H.M.S. Eco-hypocrisy.

All aboard.

***

Commenter lawbwrs: “It’s official name is ‘Bio-Solar One’..yes.. he named his boat “BS1″! We CAN[']T do better than that!”

***

Update: Steve Gill has more at PJM.

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  1. #397057
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, PHX said:

    What kind of Carbon Offsets does one have to buy to make a Mig23 fighter jet, Mach 2+, GREEN?

    Take a look at the other toys that Mr. Gore’s boat supplier has…

    http://www.billaustinaircraft-yacht.com/warbirds.shtml

    Al, is this really the type of eco-aware supplier you’d like us all to use?

  2. #397064
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, 31Bravo said:

    SS Itend2list

  3. #397066
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, h-town said:

    The Passing Wind.

  4. #397068
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, Mark said:

    Oh man, so many to choose from.

    My list:

    Holy Sea
    My Little Tax Credit
    no footprint in water
    Moonshine Redux
    Frequent Flyer
    a chicken in every gastank
    waste not, want more
    less emissions than a speech
    Powered by Kikkoman

    I wonder if he will now claim banquets are green, since they can ultimately be used to power his vessel. No doubt his speeches are geo-thermal bonanzas.

    All of those stills in the Tennesee hills are now useful again.

  5. #397070
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm, rambler said:

    POLARBEAR EXPRESS

  6. #397072
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, Surveyor said:

    OK, I gotta’nother one:

    carbon-cutter

  7. #397073
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Jim M. said:

    Anyone take a close look at that boat?

    It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!

    Talk about trailer trash!

  8. #397074
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, spackle said:

    S.S. eco-god
    S.S. Blowhard
    or how about an old chestnut.

    S.S. Al Gores Titanic

  9. #397075
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, UberInfidel67 said:

    Do we need to stage an intervention for One_American??? lol

  10. #397082
    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm, Jim M. said:

    Before the Goracle was anointed High Priest of Earth and acquired his new floating diggs, he went through a progression of aquatic abodes.

    Al’s boat when he was starting out in state government:

    http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_houseboat.htm

    Al’s boat as a Congressman:

    http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/yacht.htm

    Al’s boat as a senator:

    http://www.pyzam.com/funnypictures/details/4248

    Al’s boat as Veep:

    http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-house-boat-1-thumb.jpg

  11. #397085
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm, Speakup said:

    How gigantic of a carbon footprint did it take to build the damn thing?

    It had to be made from fiberglass moldings, the engines have forged steel and aluminum parts, the whole engine came from smelted parts, the upholstery is plastic made from oil, there’s a whole wide range of big carbon footprint manufacturing methods use to make this behemoth.

    His Majesty’s Ship, the Hey Suckers! Wasn’t built there at the lake so it had to be brought in by diesel truck.

    Shouldn’t Lord Al be setting an example by shedding himself of materialistic things?
    I’m sure he could afford a really nice tent and servants could still run his bath, shop for him and he could surely afford a tin, kerosene heater.

    If we’re going to save the planet he better get on the stick and show us the way, hadn’t he?

    Somehow I don’t don’t think he will.

  12. #397086
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, abstractmind said:

    USS I CAN HAS CARBUNCREDUT

  13. #397091
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    You must be the change you wish to see in the world. — Mahatma Gandhi

    Name of his boat — Gandhi Who?

  14. #397093
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm, One_American said:

    Oh, make it stop:

    The S.S. Carbonic

    Fleecing Fancy

    The Bilge Barge

    Land-Libber

  15. #397101
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, Leatherneck said:

    S.S. Devine Right

    S.S. New World Order

    S.S. FUBR (F&^k Up Beyond Repair)

  16. #397106
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm, One_American said:

    The Sea-Fearing Quash-Buckler

    …gasp!

  17. #397111
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm, John Ansell said:

    The Gore loser.

  18. #397112
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:32 pm, Concerned Citizen said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, abstractmind said:
    USS I CAN HAS CARBUNCREDUT

    LOL.

  19. #397117
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    IF SKIFF

  20. #397122
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:47 pm, updatedbymm said:

    Goebbels Ride II

    Don’t do what I do; do what I say

    Tubboat

  21. #397161
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, DMC said:

    S.S. Suckerfunded

  22. #397197
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:43 pm, coffee260 said:

    PHANTOM CLIMATE GODDESS

  23. #397206
    On August 6th, 2008 at 5:56 pm, MikeM said:

    “Carbon Sink”

    ;-)

  24. #397215
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm, gridlock said:

    H2O SUV

  25. #397217
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, gridlock said:

    Dahlink! That boat was going there anyway!

  26. #397218
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, ajmontana said:

    Jim M. said:
    Anyone take a close look at that boat?

    It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!

    Talk about trailer trash!

    lol, take a look at the link to the builders site, gorps boat was over a mil. :shock:

  27. #397222
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Transfatlantic Express”

  28. #397228
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:13 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Old Widesides”

  29. #397233
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, wighttrasch said:

    SS Soylent Gore

    haha abstractmind!

    I R N YUR BOTE

    SWABBIN’ YUR POOP

  30. #397234
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Oscar Winner Weinershipzel”

  31. #397236
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:20 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Pulizer Poontuna”

  32. #397239
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, wighttrasch said:

    SS Noble Nobel Noballs

  33. #397256
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:39 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Yacht from Hot”

  34. #397265
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, ajmontana said:

    “lib’in large Barge”

  35. #397280
    On August 6th, 2008 at 6:56 pm, John Ansell said:

    LOL AJ, Lib’in large barge. :lol:

  36. #397316
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:33 pm, Azygos said:

    OT: And the wheels on the bus go thump, thump, thump.

  37. #397320
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm, greenfairie said:

    “An Inconvenient Riverboat”

    “The Unsinkable Al Gore”

  38. #397324
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:45 pm, BOB said:

    Maybe it’s a life boat to prepare for Waterworld

  39. #397329
    On August 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, DelosWorld said:

    Ich Bin Ein Bismarck

    or

    The Tennessee Queen

    or

    The Carbon Fitzgerald

    or

    The Chub Tub

    or

    Ship of Fools

    or

    Over Bangladesh

    or

    Gore With the Wind

    or

    Carbon Diem

    or

    The Goreseidon Adventure

    or

  40. #397332
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:00 pm, DelosWorld said:

    Ooops, left off:

    The AlGorca

  41. #397335
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm, SJBill said:

    Sh1tfl0ats!

  42. #397337
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:15 pm, Micheleeroo said:

    BS-1 is for sure the hands-down winner.

  43. #397339
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm, brooklyn red said:

    How about, “Crime Pays”

  44. #397348
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:27 pm, dakine said:

    Nice boat though.

  45. #397356
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:35 pm, gayle said:

    Bloat Floats

  46. #397360
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:40 pm, Gwillie said:

    For Me Not Thee

  47. #397363
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:48 pm, Rob said:

    How about:… THE P.T. BARNUM

    “There is a sucker born every minute.”

  48. #397368
    On August 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm, shooter said:

    the “Hundred Million Dollar Barge”
    $100,000,000.00 BARGE
    ( kinda like the candy bar)
    nah.

    PolarPush

    OK Michelle, might be time to shut ‘er down, they’re (we’re) getting worse.

  49. #397370
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm, brooklyn red said:

    “It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville…”

    On a lake? Not ocean going??

    So really it is a mansion, with no address… and no property taxes either. Hmmmm.

  50. #397372
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:06 pm, Django said:

    Pond Scum

  51. #397381
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:24 pm, maroonedinmarin said:

    SS Blow Hard
    SS Soreloser

  52. #397383
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:28 pm, lumberjack said:

    Has to be: The Smug Boat

  53. #397384
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am, lgm said:

    Barack Obama wants us all to turn down our thermostats, get rid of our SUVs, and monitor each other’s tire pressure.

    Of course each of these is a distortion, but hay, what’s a straw man among friends?

    lgm, Obama’s suggestions are good advice, but he wants to put them into law. In this case, the cure is worse than the disease…

  54. #397386
    On August 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    lgm, Rusty, sausage, et al…

    Maybe you should push for U.S. massive oil consumption… the faster we use it up, the quicker we’ll be forced to alternative energy sources, eh?

  55. #397407
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm, keystone said:

    ajmontana #29

    LMAO!

  56. #397413
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, skye said:

    So, how many carbon credits to you have to purchase to get this whale of a boat?

  57. #397438
    On August 6th, 2008 at 10:57 pm, shooter said:

    MasterBaiter.

    And it runs on Al.G

  58. #397486
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:05 am, tbear44 said:

    SS Rusty lgm

  59. #397488
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:07 am, tbear44 said:

    Ooops should read M/V Rusty lgm

  60. #397498
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am, palani said:

    Have you taken a good look at Al Gore’s girth? Me thinks it might take a bigger boat!

  61. #397500
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am, txmom3 said:

    SS No Debate

  62. #397505
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:28 am, Terry_Jim said:

    On August 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Jim M. said:
    Anyone take a close look at that boat?
    It’s a glorified pontoon boat. A doublewide on floats!
    Talk about trailer trash!

    USS Double Wide
    A reference to Al and Tipper’s love boat, and her corpulent Captain.

  63. #397512
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am, Entelechy said:

    (G)orgytania

  64. #397514
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am, jaaakemm said:

    Just can’t decide which is more descriptive:

    Bilge Master 2000

    or

    Bloat Master 2000

  65. #397535
    On August 7th, 2008 at 1:10 am, emjem24 said:

    You guys slay me! :grin: With all the immense array of ideas for names, we could probably at least write a great adventure novel. ;-)

  66. #397549
    On August 7th, 2008 at 1:22 am, mattm said:

    I am not a boating expert, but from expierence I burn about 1 gallon of gas using 1 cyl. 13 HP riding lawnmower to mow our 3/4 acre lawn, which takes about an hour.

    Also we have portable gas generator for when we loose power. It puts out 30 amps and from that picture it appears that al’s boat has two power supplies. I know that generator can burn approx. 3/4 gallon of fuel an hour at full load. Their is not way that boat can cruise around the lake for an hour and use 2 gallons of fuel.

  67. #397582
    On August 7th, 2008 at 4:09 am, Lockstein13 said:

    U.S.S. Blow Me DownRiver

  68. #397597
    On August 7th, 2008 at 6:13 am, Lockstein13 said:

    U.S.S. A REALLY Inconvienient Truth

  69. #397605
    On August 7th, 2008 at 6:47 am, OldSailor88 said:

    I suggest…

    The Bank

    As in…..

    Laughing all the way to…..

  70. #397615
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:11 am, RetFireman said:

    There are only two names that spring to mind:

    1) the S.S. Man/Bear/Pig

    2) The S.S. Minnow. Because after all, there is no one on this planet right now that more closely resembles Gilligan than Algore, and the power that he is allegedly going to be using on that bohemouth isn’t worth more than about a “Three Hour Tour”

  71. #397616
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:13 am, ajmontana said:

    Apologies to good ship lollipop.

    “Gore Ship lota Poop”

  72. #397619
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:15 am, RetFireman said:

    Wait…

    The S.S. ICan’tBelieveTheyBoughtIt

    The S.S. Guilt-You-Into-Believing-Anything

  73. #397621
    On August 7th, 2008 at 7:23 am, rightside said:

    Michelle, I know this was pointed out, but HMS is Her Majesty’s Ship, not Service.

    Also, commisioned vessels in the US Navy begin with USS (United States Ship), civilian craft begins with SS (Steam Ship)

  74. #397635
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 am, Karmi said:

    H.M.S. BIG FOOT…that thing is over 3 times longer than my house! So much for the pristine waters, with something that big leaking gas and oil, and with sewage and garbage being poured into it…heck, just look at Gore and imagine what kind of ‘sewage-footprint’ that guy leaves!

    Forget Big Foot, after that thought, that houseboat should be named H.M.S. PORTA-JON

  75. #397638
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:18 am, ptg said:

    “Slumming on the Green”

  76. #397656
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:50 am, CO2 Producer said:

    “Convenience”

    Too obvious?

    “Bocklox”

    “Not For Thee”

    “Oscar Nobel”

    It’s hard to top “BS1.”

  77. #397665
    On August 7th, 2008 at 9:12 am, chsw said:

    Gore’s boat -

    “Sipper” – as in it only sips 2-3 gallons of biodiesel each minute.

    chsw

  78. #397684
    On August 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am, NewOrleansLady said:

    “SOMEBODY SLAP ME”

  79. #397862
    On August 7th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, ajmontana said:

    with respect to our flag….
    “Old Gorey”

  80. #398128
    On August 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm, DelosWorld said:

    A few more:

    Liar Liar Earth on Fire

    The Almageddon

    and from a co-worker:

    The Alabastard

    POTUS FLOATUS

  81. #398327
    On August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Pulitzer Putz”
    “Gorly Man”
    “Your Tippers Down”
    Was bored waiting for a game to start.
    8)
    “Gorey, Gorey, Halllelujah”
    done.

  82. #398594
    On August 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am, Karmi said:

    Commenter lawbwrs: “It’s official name is ‘Bio-Solar One’..yes.. he named his boat “BS1″! We CAN[']T do better than that!”

    Al “BS” Gore wins! Yep, that’s a hard one to beat…wonder if he knows yet?

  83. #400982
    On August 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am, nail49 said:

    A little late, but I just got my ticket to comment.

    How about “The Great Gasbag!”

  84. #401015
    On August 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am, gonesouth150 said:

    People with alot of MONEY (Al Gorge many companies – $100,000,000 Plus)
    always have nice new toys to party on when the wife is away. Usually lots and lots of new, very young, beautiful women looking for a sugar daddy!

    Not Al Gorge (warming wizard!)

    My Name! SUGAR DADDY!

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