Know Your Failure: Ask Nancy Pelosi on washingtonpost.com today!

Photoshop: Ray D.
The Bookscan figures are in and they confirm what we’ve known all along:
Nancy Pelosi is a complete and abject failure.
As Speaker of the House. And as an author.
2,737 measly copies, via Drudge.
Wonder how many books Tori Spelling sold…
On a related note, you have a rare opportunity to ask Nancy Pelosi questions. In a bid to sell 2 more copies of her crappy book, she’ll be doing a “chat” with washingtonpost.com.
Submit your questions here.
The chat starts at 3pm Eastern.
Perhaps someone can quote her own words back to her (see here) and ask how she reconciles them with her inaction.
Or, of course, there are these simple questions, which, despite knowing her power, she hasn’t been able to answer without resorting to snort-worthy babbling:
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
Why won’t you allow up-or-down votes on GOP energy proposals?
What are you so afraid of?
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I wonder how many of those 2,737 measly copies were / will be returned.
asked it…dont mind me if just copy/pasted it from here into the question box
I’d be willing to bet at least half of those are for public libraries, paid for with taxpayer money. To further boost sales perhaps Nan can get it to be used as a textbook for public schools and taught along with An Inconvenient Truth as part of a new Awareness curriculum
I was under the impression Dingy Harry Reid bought 2,735 copies, she bought one for herself, and Al and Tipper split the cost to buy one.
Even better questions: How can Americans enjoy pristine beaches when they can’t afford to get there and are racked by economic anxiety? How does her refusal to consider authorizing further exploration and drilling help Obama and Democratic congressional candidates?
I asked why is selling her book more important to her than doing the job she’s paid to do?
Only 2,736 will be read, one was purchased for me as a joke. It was promptly burnt.
Another good question I think is how we think China will do a better job of protecting our environment than we do when they start drilling soon off the coast of Florida?
I can’t stop laughing!
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Do you think that your book sales (or the lack thereof)are indicative of your unpopular stance on drilling? If no, why do you think you haven’t sold more copies?
BrianF I hope you asked her that because I have been wondering the same thing myself. Corsine from NJ was on Fox this morning saying we should drill in the Gulf of Mexico but not off the Jesey coastline because it might hurt the tourist trade. More of the “not in my backyard” stuff.
Nancy has more pressing things to do than catering to our wishes on drilling. She’s working on getting a visa for a US athlete for the Olympics. One olympian denied a visa is soooo much more important than gas for the rest of us.
One wonders how long it will be before she blames the book’s failure on sexism? Or as I sometimes whimsically refer to it: “womophobia.” The truly sad part about this is that poor Tori Spelling could undoubtedly do a better job as speaker than this buffoon.
I’ll bet you it is a right wing conspiracy causing her book to be in the toilet. (Toilet, get it, she is from the cesspool San Francisco LOL)
It can’t possibly be because she is such a lousy leader.
Lefties aren’t going to let this happen. Either a benefactor will buy the inventory and give the books away or recycle them, or some bulk retail company like Costo, will buy the remainders for a last ditch effort to clear out the inventory, and then watch the press releases as this stinker hits ‘best seller’ status, even though the books are not going to be read.
Talk about burying your head in the sand, despite polls showing seventy-five percent of Americans want drilling-exploration and want it now, Pelosi & Pals remained determined to continue with their failed energy policies that keep us at the mercy of OPEC. Disgraceful!
This discussion isn’t helping her grandchildren.
Is that chat definitely today?? I didn’t see it listed on the day’s schedule, but I found a transcript with Pelosi from yesterday (Wednesday)
transcript here
He is a former olympian.
When the unsold copies hit the public library bookshelves, who benefits from the tax deduction?
Here is the text of the last question and part of her answer. Tell me that this wasn’t a ‘plant’
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Capitol Hill: Speaker Pelosi, I’m reading constituent letters as I sit at my desk in Cannon (House Office Building) and I find so many men who write us and treat you with such disgrace. It’s not fair. Sexist undertones abound in these letters. I am proud of you and think you’ve done a great job and hope we can get more women elected into positions of power.
Nancy Pelosi: Thank you for your expression of concern. I always say to women: “they wouldn’t attack us if we weren’t effective.”
Did you guys know that Borders also has a program, accessible from their website, where you can submit manuscripts that they will help you publish and put on their website for sale?
I’m going to do one now, just to see if I can outsell San Fran Nan.
I’ll call it “Know your Liberals: How To Spot A Liar At Fifty Paces”.
Working on it now LOL
Dear Nancy;
Seeing as how Offshore drilling would help the entire country…
While not drilling would only save the view of a few people who can afford to live on the coast… ie the rich…
Are you not putting the needs of the rich, before the needs of the poor?
OH, you’re not supposed to go to the pristine beaches – they’re reserved for the ones who saved them from the dirty oil-consuming masses.
Here’s mine….
I put in my questions but unfortunately, it appears the questions are done and while browsing through the ones chosen, only positive for Nancy questions made it. A gag worthy event.
People like Pelosi fear critical analysis of their work and, in this case her book, katieanne. they dont want to hear anything negative, because I’m convinced at this point that she believes she doesn’t do anything wrong.
One point I have to agree with her is her “use it or lose it” policy to make the oil companies drill in the leases they currently own. The only thing wrong with her program is that it doesn’t allow for drilling unhindered by environut lawsuits preventing them from using it.
If the oil companies can’t use the leases they have because they get injunctions from some liberal judges blocking them from drilling, it does no good to tell them to use it lose it.
Regardless of how environmentally safe they are, if they spend all of their development funds money on lawyers, they can’t afford to pay drilling crews.
And that’s where the ten years number comes from. When you take out the threat of lawsuits, the time frame gets substantially reduced .
All we hear is about GWB being full of pride, arrogance, unwilling to negotiate, etc. etc. etc. But look whats on the other side of the fence–Nancy & Dingy Harry. Both the epitome of negotiation, fairness, willing to work with others. Of course the way to do all this negotiating and listening is to shut off the lights, turn off the mics, go on vacation and try to sell the sorry ass book she wrote.
By selling that few books, she really IS saving the planet…and not just environmentally either. She’s saving people time, money, and mental anguish over not having to read such TP worthy material.
Nancy Peloser. How do you judge a book by its cover, when the cover keeps changing her looks?
I went in Barnes and Noble a couple of nights ago… out of curiosity, I couldn’t even find the book. I had expected to fall over a stack of them when I walked through the door.
Three questions for the Speaker. I wonder if any of these will get asked?
Madam Speaker,
When are you going to permit the American people access to the oil in ANWR and on the Outter Continental Shelf? Why do you find it acceptable to allow the Chinese to drill on the OCS but not American oil companies?
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Madam Speaker,
After the 2006 elections you promised to do something about the price of gasoline in the nation. Over the past two years of your tenure the price of gasoline has doubled. Are you satisfied with this accomplishment?
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Madam Speaker,
Public approval ratings for Congress are at an all time low. These approval ratings have fallen drastically since you became Speaker of the House. Can you comment on why your leadership has been so utterly ineffective?
I asked her how she can go on vacation when people can’t afford gas for their own and that she will and should be voted out and say goodbye Nancy.
Think it will get published?
She needs to get out of her cloistered book writing, View visited and venom spewing world.
Does anyone here know if it’s against parliamentary procedure in Congress to deny up/down votes? I would love to see a Ron Paul type pushing for a Pelosi impeachment. Also, I wonder whether enough folks in Pelosi’s district (SFC…greaaat….sarc) could get enough petition signatures for a recall vote. (No way it would happen but it may put a small chink in the armor.) She sure isn’t serving the people – dems or republicans. Pretty poor at writing books too…
As other people pointed out, it looks like the chat was actually yesterday. I did submit a question before seeing that. Of course, looking through the answered questions, I would have been shocked to see my question make it. It was neither soft nor flattering.
My question was basically this:
I saw some NJ rep on Cavuto yeaterday. he is against offshore drilling. Seems he has a lot of constituents in the tourism business and is using that as an excuse to oppose drilling.
Guess what, moron – if people can barely afford to get back and forth to work due to high gas prices, they are NOT going to the Jersey shore.
And besides, there are other states with beautiful that support offshore drilling. If you are going to spend your dollars on a beach vacation, at least spend those dollars in an area that is not opposed to saving you some money on your gas bills.
I too sent several questions, pointed but respectful, for which I’m not expecting any response. Instead we get the following:
I guess Nan has learned channeling spirits from John Edwards.
Seriously, how can anybody listen to this nonsense from a national leader and not be pessimistic about the future of this country? This country is full of empty headed people that buy into this garbage and then spew it out endlessly . How many times have I heard some grievance monger talk about their “seat at the table” and wondered does this person have any understanding of how our system of government works at any level? Most painful is seeing young women who admire this empty headed woman and want to emulate her. Do they realize the power and wealth she was born into? There are so many role models to choose from, people that have overcome adversity to go far in life without the benefit of family connections and money. Nancy Pelosi is not one of them.
Looks like McCain was driving:
http://www.veridoo.com/channel/politics?read=257
Just checked, my local library has 9 in circulation with one reader waiting in line.
“Obama Nation” does not appear in the catalog, no surprise there.
Too bad for Jersey. We have a ton or two of them off the Gulf Coast of Texas, and that is the best place to fish! Bigger & more plentiful fish are always around the base of the oil platforms! Took me 45 minutes to bring up a Nurse shark off a rig! Yum! Shark steak!
– jsr
I’d be willing to bet the other half were bought by sycophantic interns in the working in/around capitol hill.
I asked her this:
Given the dismal single digit approval ratings (three times lower than President Bush’s) of the Congress you and Mr. Reid have led for two years, why would you subject our fellow Democrats to scorn and derision by bailing out of the people’s work to do a book tour? Average Americans, who don’t get their travel paid by taxpayers, are hurting, ma’am. They can’t afford the gas to get them to work to pay the usurious taxes you want to impose upon them. Can you and the Democrats be THAT out of touch with reality?
Walter, the leases they currently have, have been researched and proven to be without oil, or are already under production where oil was found. She knows this, yet continues to foster vilification of “big oil”!
I have a belated title entry for Nan’s book:
Know your Flour
Recipes For Disater
Disaster
well, I responded…..however I seriously doubt she’ll ever read it.
Told her to resign immediately.
She was a disgrace to all taxpayers.
I believe poor Nan is suffering from a terminal case of “Derrick Envy”….
2737 copies, lets put that number in perspective.
In the CALL For The 2008 Democratic National Convention they list 2784 Base Delegates, add party hacks and you have 3253 total Pledged delegates. Under Unpledged Delegates, the super hacks, you have 796 Delegates. For a total of 4049 voting Delegates. Add 21 non-voting Delegates and 432 Alternates for a Total Delegation size of 4632 persons. Nancy even your own parties not buying what your selling.
I’m sure she is satisfied with her approval rating it makes it easier to keep track of. She has only ten fingers and ten toes after all. 2700 or so copies sold, so how many of those customers are likely readers?
Publisher to ask for repayment of advance in 3…2…1…FAIL.
Straight from my local library’s website(Dekalb County)
You just can’t make this stuff up!
Given that its the WaPo, what did you expect?
Well, I submitted a respectful question on a vote for drilling here, now. I have little expectation of seeing it presented to Madame Speaker and even less of it being answered.
The book-buyers have also figured out, what we knew all along, that the first femme-Speaker is a bore/dullard.
Her success to ‘power’ is not what she wishes to convery to girls in her book, but rather what the feminists wouldn’t like to know – that she used her female powers the old fashioned way to gain ‘real power’. A real good example for girls, today!
She’s trying to limit the pandering that would go on where legislators would feel compelled to support an idea that’s bad, because the majority of their constituency doesn’t understand that it’s bad. We’re not going to drill our way out of this one. Only $10 a gallon gas will be enough to get us to actually do something about the energy situation. It’s going to suck and be very painful, but that’s the kind of crisis that will bring about real change. In the words of MM, we’re going to have to Suck. It. Up.
Perhaps she should be asked if her views about drilling would be different if she were a single mother trying to put food on the table for her family. (As opposed to her current aristocratic “let them eat cake” self.)
Looks like the bookstores are going to have to invest in dust jackets.
To the Sphincter of the House:
Get off your butt and get back to work!!
Americans want affordable energy, Not your lame book of dreams!!!
Speaking of “Know Your Failure”, here is a reminder from Jan. 2007 when Pelosi made a slew of hollow promises she never intended to keep:
Do you still require “respect for every voice in congress”, Nancy? Do you really want to “serve all Americans” or just the rabid environmentists?
Then there is this one from Harry Reid:
Where are the results, Harry? Why are you and Nancy shutting off debate, closing down government, and refusing bipartisan efforts to get results when it comes to a viable energy policy?
Are there any promises these two have kept?
Did you see what the hosebag said?
Preach the bible!?! You say that you actually preach the bible!? Where does the bible say to murder unborn children, take lobbyist money and allow gays to marry!?
What a hypocrite.
Canon Law dictates that ANYONE who is complacent or supports ABORTION in ANYWAY is automatically excommunicated from the Church.
She’s no Catholic.
Miami: Last night at her book signing, Nancy was greeted by mad protesters that were interviewed on our local TV news stations.
Local 10.com has not yet put up the video, possibly later today it will be posted.
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,833 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
Popular in these categories: (What’s this?)
#01 in Books > Botox induced stupidity
#12 in Books > Nonfiction > Government
#31 in Books > Biographies & Memoirs > Specific Groups > Women
#32 in Books > Health, Mind & Body > Self-Help > Motivational
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but just notice the giant phallus on the cover of her book. A message to America’s daughters indeed. Ha!
That could be her idea of shooting the bird ya know.
I wonder how many of her book copies will be used as door stops?
How many will be able to read her book past the first chapter?
Will people be turned off by her flavor of feminism?
Will San Fran Nan admit this book was actually written by a ghost writer?
Will San Fran Nan run out of “gas” on her book tour?
It’s the gift that keeps on giving….
SPEAKER OF THE FLOP: PELOSI SELLS 2,737 COPIES OF BOOK
Thu Aug 07 2008 08:11:48 ET
Now I know the correct spelling of OBAMA NATION I bought two so I can fear him twice as much.
Maybe just a little more Botox will help. Is she flying in a solar powered jet? Is this good for mamaObama’s children?
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His Messiahship be mocked- the Botox Broad 2
Allie OOP OOP be praised
I am disappointed that this discussion was yesterday and that we all missed out on a chance to toss questions her way. Of course, unless you planned on throwing softballs, you would not have stood a chance of having your question addressed.
However, after scanning the first page of the comments section on her “chat,” I am cheered. Not a positive comment among them. Everyone seemed to be criticizing her for going on vacation, pimping her book instead of doing her job, and blocking GOP energy proposals. It was great to see her approval ratings in action.
Pelosi would rather save a ‘planet’, rather than her country. apparently we are to sacrificed.
Spike the Botox.
These questions were probably asked but Nancy Pelosi is too cowardly to answer them.
Can someone post a link to the chat and comments? Thanks.
I have to add, this one was sure a tough question:
It’s what I have been just dying to know! I mean, with all that she has been accomplishing in Congress, I too could not believe she found time to write a book.
rpg1616 – Wow, talk about timimg. The link in my previous post will take you there. Enjoy!
(timimg, of course, is Albanian for timing… I certainly did not misspell it if that’s what you were thinking…
)
Rumor has it that lgm and TOS were seen
backing their ancient Subarus up to the shipping/receiving area of Barnes and Noble to have hundreds of Pelosi copies carted off as “sales”. They immediately took them to their local dump to be pulped.
Me and Scooter figured out on the other thread that Jim Inhofe went to buy them because he needed extra toilet paper.
That can only mean there are 2736 people just like lgm.
Nazi Pelosi should write a book titled “Know Your Power Corruptors”
2736 suckers. How many licks….ah never mind.
OH this is snort worthy. From Nancy Pelosi
I kid you not. Aug, 4th addition of TIME. Hey, you can cut and past that and replace “President of the United states” with Congress and it works just as well.
Maybe she is trying to earn more money to cover the high cost of gasoline.
Apologies to Clive James for gender tampering and other amendments:
‘The Book of Nancy Pelosi Has Been Remaindered’
In vast quantities it has been remaindered
Like a submarine-load of nose candy that has been seized
And sits in piles in a police warehouse,
Our enemy’s much-prized effort squats in piles
In the kind of bookshop where remaindering occurs.
Great, square stacks of rejected books and, between them, aisles
One passes down reflecting on life’s vanities,
Pausing to remember all those simpering reviews
Lavished to no avail upon Nancy Pelosi’s book –
For behold, here is that book
Among these ranks and banks of duds,
These ponderous and seemingly irreducible stalagmites
Of complete stiffs.
It has gone with bowed head like a Harry Reid
Outsmarted and defeated by Rush Limbaugh.
What avail her now her awards and prizes,
The praise expended upon her feminine mystique,
Her “important” new voice?
Knocked into the middle of next week
Her brainchild now consorts with the bad buys
The sinkers, clinkers, dogs and dregs,
The Segways of the world of moveable type,
The bummers that no amount of hype could shift,
The unbudgeable turkeys fit only for moonbats.
Yea, her slim volume with its understated wrapper
Bathes in the blare of the brightly jacketed “Molly Ivins’s Wit and Wisdom”.
Her unmistakably “important” new voice
Shares the same scrapyard with a forlorn skyscraper
Of Howard Dean‘s “Winning Back America“.
Her honesty, loudly proclaimed by herself and believed by no one
Her renowned embrace of all posturing and pretense,
Is there with Maher‘s “When You Ride Alone, You Ride with Bin Laden“.
And “Barry Manilow Singalongs”.
And (oh, this above all) her sensibility,
Her preening sensibility and its hair-like filaments,
Her delicate, quivering sensibility is now as one
With Barbara Windsor’s Book of Boobs,
A volume graced by the descriptive rubric
“My boobs will give everyone hours of fun”.
Only victory over the Messiah could possibly surpass the memory of this sweet moment.
So chill the champagne and polish the crystal goblets!
Let’s see, now…
The book retails for $23.95. You can buy it online for about $18.00.
So let’s say the average price paid is a nice round $20. 2800 copies at $20 is $56,000 gross. That’s for everyone – the book retailers, the publishers and the esteemed author. I’d bet that Nan’s travel, lodging and dining expenses for the promotion of the book are over $20,000, and the retailer’s take off the sales price is over $12,000 (that’s only about 10% slice). That leaves less than $24,000, and the publisher still has to cover their printing and distribution and advertising costs.
Something tells me that it is going to be awhile to break even.
Don’t be shocked to see a large sales spike – that’ll be George Soros placing a large order to get some money into poor Nan’s pockets – can’t let a Dem luminary flop like that. Another way to launder money into the pockets of politicians through an erstwhile legal means. Georgie will take care of his minions.
Here are Nancy’s real answers (though you’ll never hear them from her):
Hypocrites. All of them.
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
TWO-THOUSAND, SEVEN-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN !!!
very impressive
It does not matter if George Soros does buy a lot of them. He can buy them all. Doesn’t mean a thing. If the people ain’t buyin’ it, there is a reason. The reason is that most Americans have more common sense than Nancy Pelosi. As long as our daughters don’t read this crap, then let the bookstores sell them to George. Keeps them in business. It’ll keep the recyclers busy as well. This is a win for everybody but Pelosi. Poor dear. Things keep going this bad and not even the Botox is gonna help.
I think Pelosi is doing a fine job. if you’re grading on a curve of losers.
I’ll bet that didn’t go very well.
2,737? I wonder, how many of those did she buy?
We do need to remember that for liberals failure is a badge of honor, its really just intention that forgives them of their sins, they think.
The road to hell is paved with good intention, so we know where the liberals are taking us.
The public libraries in my county have 15 copies now (soon to be 16), 7 on hold, 2 on the shelf. Don’t know how many the college libraries have.
I’m guessing most of the copies bought were from libraries, unless they’re not counted. Regardless, that is a pathetic number.
Know your CO2 production, Mme. Pelosi.
I read the Mexican Army was going to invade again, and take her book for free. Just like health care.
One dude at Up Your Ally, had to use one of her books to stand on to get to his friend.
Nancy did not mind, and watched.
I am really enjoying watching this failure of a House leader maintaining her current downward spiral to include her dismal book sales. Maybe she should spend more time on allowing legislation to be voted instead of penning a useless book.
2,737… isn’t that the number of books she has in the back of her own SUV?
Hmmm… with that many, she might want to put more air in her tires.
Pelosi’s book has increased our CO2 levels. Many trees were needlessly slaughtered to make the paper to print that book. The process of turning wood into paper pulp releases harmful gases into the atmosphere. The creaation of ink and binding glues likewise generate toxic fumes. And all those trees that were martyred used to take CO2 from the air and turn it into oxygen.
Nancy Pelosi has stolen our oxygen! And every time she puffs up she consumes more than her fair share. OXYGEN THIEF!
Word is that when they heard they were being taken for Pelosi’s book they chose to commit tree hari-kari to be spared an embarassing, worthless end.
But, on the other hand, the way her book is selling we’re really only talking maybe one or two saplings being sacrificed at max.
Nevermind, I’m pretty sure there’s a minimum run…Prob’ly, in the neighborhood of at least 10,000.
P’haps, she can use ‘em to heat her house.
or, AlGore’s houseboat.