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More reasons for the Obamedia to wet itself

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 15, 2008 11:53 AM

Ooooh. Who cares about Georgia? There’s video of Barack bodysurfing. And photos. So many Oba-licious photos.

Oooooh.

Omigod. He is so buff. He is so HAWT. Look at his chest. Look at his arms. Ooooooh. Turn this way, Barry. Mmmmm. No, no, turn around again.

Agent, agent, get out of the way!

How can the American people not want to put this man in the White House? He body surfs.

He dances. He wears tight jeans. And his chest is so yummy.

I’m going to weep. No, I’m going to do a happy dance.

Ooooooh.

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  1. #201
    On August 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm, The Ugly American said:

    You are in *RARE* form today, Michelle.

    Too funny…

  2. #202
    On August 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm, neocon527 said:

    Major event causes traffic…DEVELOPING

  3. #203
    On August 15th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, sonofdy said:

    Obama is more physically fit for the day to day operations of being a world leader. McCain is, obviously, not. These are the facts. Love it or leave it.

    If only being a world leader involved body surfing…

  4. #204
    On August 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm, chapoutier said:

    If only being a world leader involved body surfing…

    I seem to recall a lot of concern about his bowling ability a few months back.

  5. #205
    On August 15th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, sonofdy said:

    That must have been while I was at my army school, because it doesn’t ring a bell.

  6. #206
    On August 15th, 2008 at 6:03 pm, derel3433 said:

    I guess I’m alone in my John McCain fantasies?

    I’ve always been a sucker for the rumpled, older guy look. He’s kind of professorial in that sense, but in the day was absolutely gorgeous and built like a fireplug. Hmmm. I better stop.

  7. #207
    On August 15th, 2008 at 6:32 pm, cicerokid said:

    “He did not inherit or marry into his success”

    Does proximity count? Seems his wifee-poo garnered a humongous raise after obummer was elected. How did she earn this nearly triple salary increase?

  8. #208
    On August 15th, 2008 at 6:37 pm, leepro said:

    I’m going to weep. No, I’m going to do a happy dance.

    I’m going to puke.

    :eek:

  9. #209
    On August 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm, John Ansell said:

    ROTFLMAO. Not only is this guy a lawyer, but he is now a politician. It’s a fitting name (albeit not spelled correctly, but you’ll get the idea. I am 100% sure Clinton would have wanted that judge for his perjury trial.

  10. #210
    On August 15th, 2008 at 6:53 pm, Trollman said:

    neocon527 goes around accusing Coulter and Republicans of attacking people who’ve served for political points - you hypocrites, you!

    Then it is pointed out that, no, that is what his Democrat buddy Cleland was doing. neocon527’s response? Well, uh, um, that is different then… let’s pretend this never happened and call it even.

    neocon527, you’re as bad as Obama - he couldn’t admit he was wrong, either. Of course the surge didn’t work… ;^)

  11. #211
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:16 pm, neocon527 said:

    No one said let’s pretend this never happened. I basically said let’s agree to disagree. But if you want to win, Troll. You win. With Coulter, the smallest of victories must be some solace, huh?

  12. #212
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:34 pm, neocon527 said:

    And, really, if you think about it, we should both be apologizing to the rest of the commenters. We’re not staying on topic. Barack Obama was body surfing! OMG!

  13. #213
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:39 pm, neocon527 said:

    And one more thing…what is with all this “your buddy” Cleland stuff? Are we twelve? Did I ask if you and Ann were BFFs or if you want to, like, oh my God, have, like, a million babies with her?

    And, oh yeah, by the way, saying a triple amputee was “lucky” to have that happen to him in Vietnam or else he’d probably be a pharmacist instead of a Senator is worse than questioning if an admitted drunk and party boy did all he was supposed to do while in the National Guard.

  14. #214
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm, John Ansell said:

    Neocon527, noticed that you mentioned about the traffic. I can’t speak for Denver, but I know that when President Bush and Challenger Kerry would come to Los Angeles, if they caused the traffic to back up it showed in the polls. (Locally)

  15. #215
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:51 pm, usa_usa said:

    I prefer flabby Mccain to hard Barak

  16. #216
    On August 15th, 2008 at 7:59 pm, Trollman said:

    neocon527 said:

    And, oh yeah, by the way, saying a triple amputee was “lucky” to have that happen to him in Vietnam or else he’d probably be a pharmacist instead of a Senator is worse than questioning if an admitted drunk and party boy did all he was supposed to do while in the National Guard.

    Coulter didn’t say he was lucky he had 3 limbs blown off in Vietnam. She said he was lucky he was injured in Vietnam, rather than on a base here in America, which is a bit different. “Lucky” in the sense that, had the injury due to error happened elsewhere, he wouldn’t be able to look down his nose at Bush like he was doing.

    Will you ever be honest about Coulter, or are you stuck on smearing her?

  17. #217
    On August 15th, 2008 at 8:37 pm, T-Bone said:

    Barack “The Body” Obama surfing the political landscape, looking for some good cutbacks and pipelines.

    Hang 10 Bra!

  18. #218
    On August 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm, taylork said:

    Neocon527, noticed that you mentioned about the traffic. I can’t speak for Denver, but I know that when President Bush and Challenger Kerry would come to Los Angeles, if they caused the traffic to back up it showed in the polls

    not to mention that there’s no good reason to close I-25 during rush hour. You wanna close the exists to Invesco at Mile High during the messiah’s speech (Bronco fan here)? Fine. But nearly 6 miles of busy highway at rush hour is ridiculous. Especially when you consider that it’s putting tons of traffic on streets that can’t handle it, which is a serious safety hazard.

  19. #219
    On August 15th, 2008 at 10:27 pm, pdigaudio said:

    I just got a mental picture of hillary clinton topless surfing.

    Could be worse. Try the twin visual of Janet Reno in a thong and Helen Thomas in a Frederick’s of Hollywood teddy.

    That’s the cure for the four hour erection from the Cialis commercial.

  20. #220
    On August 15th, 2008 at 11:49 pm, lgm said:

    englishqueen01 said:

    The fact that Obama is physically fit is not a strike against him.

    And what about the fact Bush is also in exceptional shape for his age?

    It’s true that Bush is in good shape (great?) and that fitness is a good thing. With Bush, however, we might wish he would find time to run the country between vacations and workouts.

  21. #221
    On August 16th, 2008 at 12:36 am, laylasmom said:

    I just came back from spending two days at the beach and while I was there I watched a studly life guard doing push ups in the life guard house. Yeah, he was a good looking guy, looked good in his life guard shorts, had a yummy chest and good hair, but I don’t think he would have made a good president.

  22. #222
    On August 16th, 2008 at 2:18 am, love2rumba said:

    Easy Michelle- the Obamanon will go away eventually….

  23. #223
    On August 16th, 2008 at 5:50 am, graysonret said:

    Well, all this proves one thing…sharks are democrats.

  24. #224
    On August 16th, 2008 at 9:22 am, DBNinKY said:

    On August 15th, 2008 at 11:49 pm, lgm said:

    With Bush, however, we might wish he would find time to run the country between vacations and workouts.

    I wonder if Obama will be surfing or golfing today in Hawaii, while real leaders in DC, France, Georgia, and Russia are busily trying to avert a “3AM” situation that has the potential to lead to nuclear annihilation.

  25. #225
    On August 16th, 2008 at 10:25 am, Trollman said:

    lgm said:

    It’s true that Bush is in good shape (great?) and that fitness is a good thing. With Bush, however, we might wish he would find time to run the country between vacations and workouts.

    Or that Obama could find time to visit the injured troops between games of basketball…

  26. #226
    On August 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am, lgm said:

    I wonder if Obama will be surfing or golfing today in Hawaii, while real leaders in DC, France, Georgia, and Russia are busily trying to avert a “3AM” situation that has the potential to lead to nuclear annihilation.

    Unlike McCain, Obama understands that he won’t be President until January, at the earliest. He’s not pretending to be President now.

  27. #227
    On August 16th, 2008 at 11:12 am, taylork said:

    Unlike McCain, Obama understands that he won’t be President until January, at the earliest. He’s not pretending to be President now.

    So whats up with the seats that say ‘President’ on O-force 2. or better yet, what’s the deal with going on an international tour during the election year?

    you’re an idiot lgm

  28. #228
    On August 16th, 2008 at 11:53 am, DBNinKY said:

    On August 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am, lgm said:

    Unlike McCain, Obama understands that he won’t be President until January, at the earliest. He’s not pretending to be President now.

    That would explain his staying on VACATION in HAWAII while the entire planet stayed frozen in anticipation of Russia’s next move in our recent “3AM” moment.

    That, or Obama’s assurance and confidence in President Bush and Sec. Rice and their ability to deal with the crisis to the benefit of everyone.

  29. #229
    On August 16th, 2008 at 1:22 pm, brad_sk said:

    On August 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, sonofdy said:

    At least Obama is the first one to even mention about pressurizing terrorist Pakistan

    I call BS

    No, its the truth…When Bush was still cozying up with “President” Musharaf, Obama was the first one to recognize it as terrorist state and publicy mentioned about attacking Pakistan to eliminate Bin Laden and other terrorists.

  30. #230
    On August 16th, 2008 at 2:47 pm, BrianNY said:

    lgm said:

    He’s (Obama) not pretending to be President now.

    HA!

  31. #231
    On August 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, BrianNY said:

    brad_sk said:

    When Bush was still cozying up with “President” Musharaf, Obama was the first one to recognize it as terrorist state and publicy mentioned about attacking Pakistan to eliminate Bin Laden and other terrorists.

    Did Obama consult with MacDill AFB in Tampa before going public with such a proposal? Or did Obama just assume that “Bush” was too busy “cozying up” with US Special Operations and their interests too?

  32. #232
    On August 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm, NormalAmericanInLA said:

    I just lost my lunch all over my shirt after reading this story. Where’s my free government cleanup and laundry service?

  33. #233
    On August 16th, 2008 at 6:32 pm, joromima said:

    Rating Going…Going…oh…foul ball…and that one was clear out of the stadium …and the fans in the boats in the bay are trying to retrieve that one…
    (see #64 under “Trump bails out Ed”
    and #81 under “Diversity in Howard’s”..)

    Michelle, If you only would had gone to Hawaii and gotten an exclusive than with Mr. Obama - it would had been better than Beach Blanket Bingo

    Actually, I’m glad Mr. Obama is getting some good R&R. He’s going to need it with newbie Obama girl MM riding his tail right up to the election.

  34. #234
    On August 16th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, joromima said:

    Typo above - I meant “exclusive interview with..” … sorry

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