More reasons for the Obamedia to wet itself
Ooooh. Who cares about Georgia? There’s video of Barack bodysurfing. And photos. So many Oba-licious photos.
Omigod. He is so buff. He is so HAWT. Look at his chest. Look at his arms. Ooooooh. Turn this way, Barry. Mmmmm. No, no, turn around again.
Agent, agent, get out of the way!
How can the American people not want to put this man in the White House? He body surfs.
He dances. He wears tight jeans. And his chest is so yummy.
I’m going to weep. No, I’m going to do a happy dance.
Ooooooh.
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half way expected to the the ‘TMZ‘ logo at the bottom.. not ‘AP’..
I’m not interested in getting equal air time for McCain or Nader.
More like I’m going to hurl. Stop already.
How funny Michelle LMAOROF :lol
While we are on funny stuff this is what all the lgm photoshops have on my photobucket, I guess the nazi one sent him over the top
LMAOROF
lgm you big whinning baby. still laughing 
How do I get that 1:18 back?
Those photos have to be fake. Everyone knows black people hate water!
Just kidding!
Hmm…Looks more like Michelle Malkin is drooling on Obama pictures.. Anyone else seeing the trend of Malking hyp’ing everything regarding Obama in the pretext of MSM?
C’mon aren’t there any other important topics to discuss? say the rise of Dollar (nice!), or Russia’s rebuke of US on Georgia or Bush’s fun in China;)
I am so grateful that I am unable to view the video. I’m sure it’s barftastic.
I guess when we’re all standing in bread lines at the outbreak of nuclear war, at least we can take refuge in the fact that our CiC is ‘sexy’ and lovehandleless.
i can body surf better than Barry..
being built like a manatee has it’s advantages..
Michelle, I think you need to dedicate yourself to covering Hopenchange’s campaign … in person. Yes, I think you do.
brad_sk…
you know, blogs are free. you can start one and chat about anything you see fit to.
Would have greatly appreciated an airsickness bag to accompany that.
I just saw this from Hot Air…*shudder* The pictures are bad enough and all the commenters there just worship him. “Ooh, he’s hot and he has brains!” Uh, how about no and no. It’s disgusting.
Even if I put all his psycho politics aside, I still don’t find Obama attractive. Just sayin’.
Wow.
Reminds one of Miles Gloriosus from “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum.”
[SOLDIERS]
Look at those arms!
Look at that chest!
Look at them!
[MILES]
Not to mention the rest.
Even I am impressed!
- – -
[SOLDIERS]
Look at that foot!
Look at that heel!
Mark the magnificent muscles of steel!
[MILES]
I am my ideal!
- – -
[MILES]
I, in war the most admired,
In wit the most inspired,
In love the most desired,
In dress the best displayed–
I am a parade!
His bare chicken chest leaves me clammy…..ick!
^5 Art
I was just about to say I prefer my men with chest hair…
The more distinction from a female, the better for me.
Oh yeah….and can he run a 6 min. mile? George Bush ran a 6 min. mile when he ran for President…let’s see the Obama do that!
HA!
The guys is all image. Nothing but hype and slogans. And the DNC has bought it hook line and sinker. SUCKERS!!!
BTW How do you think the Edwards deligates will vote in the DNC primaries? And if florida and michigan both get all thier votes counted… Never count out the clintons. EVER.
I prefer my women with no chest hair. I know everyone has their own opinions.
Michelle, you are sick. My kinda sick! LOL
Did Obummer plow a kid for that wave? Just some insight as to what he will do to this country – plow it under.
The fact that Obama is physically fit is not a strike against him. He’s also very smart. He has a loving supportive family. He did not inherit or marry into his success. He’s young enough to remember current events like the breakup of Czechoslovakia a decade ago.
I just got a mental picture of hillary clinton topless surfing. Damn you Silkyinfamous.
Michelle
You need (as pres Carter said) stop lusting in your heart.
The day the rise of the oceans began to slow.
well, at least he’ll have a nice tan for the convention.
Nor is it a point for him in my book. But the MSM seems almost sexualy arroused by the guy. The blatant bias here is kind of sickening.
If you say so. How many states are there again?
So did edwards. Sort of.
True. But again so what? Are you saying McCain has never worked? BS
But somehow forgot that he opposed the surge that worked in iraq. hmmm selective memory.
Is that white water he’s surfing on?
That is vomit prone. Though, her manly attributes have not been disproven, and men don’t stray for no reason. I always think of Hillary as a 1980′s Soviet Weighlifter. You know she’s on something, but modern science hasn’t been quite able to figure it out.
@sonofdy: With or without the beard?
@Michelle: Nice dive into the mirror universe. I trust you brought back your souvenir pointy goatee and mustache? Almost had me convinced that some bubble-head news anchor had gotten your username and password and posted to the site as you.
Disturbingly, the average American isn’t even paying attention to Russia’s chilling re-emergence as a world security nightmare. In my office, there are several female employees fresh out of college, and all of them are voting for Obama. Since one is the daughter of Israeli immigrants, I asked her how she could possibly support him over McCain, given the fact that he wants to coddle maniacal, Jew-hating regimes like Iran that are committed to Israel’s destruction. Her response? “He’s cool!”
If we weren’t living in such precarious times, her statement might actually be funny. Instead, I walked away feeling pretty depressed, all too aware that she represents just one of many ill-informed American voters who place a high value on style and little, if any, on substance. There is an abject lack of critical thinking skills in our Oprah-sized, feel-good culture. I just hope common-sense and true patriotism prevail in November.
Funny, I didn’t see any nail prints in his hands or feet. Am I missing something here?
I have hit this as well. What the f#$% is wrong with this generation.
Michelle Malkin said:
Michelle Malkin, are you reading/sharing from Christ Matthews’ diary again? Chris wanted that stuff to remain private! ;^)
BO has man-boobs.
They wanted to be subtle so they edited them out
People think he’s “yummy” and “HAWT!”??? Eww, I think he looks like a stick figure.Have you all seen the Dancing Dork video of The One? Here. enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4
Yo – lgm – idiot. I think the point is, with all of the news worth subjects of the day, look what passes as news for your precious media. Self-loathing IDIOT.
I wait for the one of him walking on water before I consider voting for him!
Her username is :143TimRobbins
password: obamarocksmyworldwithhissexyabsandsexysmileidonotknowificanhandleitanymoredncconventionpleasecomesoonoriamgoingtolosemymind.
Her password is long because she likes to be safe.
What’s wrong with Oprah? She gives away free sh*t like cars ‘n’ stuff on her show, and she endorses Obama. I wanna free car, maybe if Obama gets elected he’ll give me a free car!
Oprahbama ’08!
johnyd
Here you go
He’s quite a specimen.
And what about the fact Bush is also in exceptional shape for his age?
Does Obama still smoke?
The comments at HuffPost article that MM linked to are hillarious. If they are sincere, they sound just like the MSM comments when Obama was pants-posing on his jet:
Hard to tell this Huffpost from a copy of ‘Teen Beat’ magazine, huh?
Looked to me like he clobbered some kid on a yellow raft. Obam-idiot.
Silkyinfamous, You’re on a roll today.
But I don’t see much hope in McCain too…No wonder he’s hated by so many conservatives. At least Obama is the first one to even mention about pressurizing terrorist Pakistan. We already got our hands burned by attacking Iraq in the pretext of WMD and you want to attack Iran too?
Also Obama’s tax cuts looks better for families earning less. I agree he is a liberal nut, but how many conservatives approve of McCain? We’re doom’d anyway.
So because of all that, and the fact that i can bench 375, means i’m eligible…ok, so i’m 30, i’m a little yet, but still.
soap has it right..the point of the article was the fawning over obama.
I’m going to gag. I really don’t get it. I never thought Obama was attractive, his ears are too huge and he’s skinny. Give me a guy that’s built and has muscles anytime.
Thanks sonofdy. Still won’t do it for me though. I guess you can call me a “Doubting Johnny”.
i’m a little young yet
self edit
He is too skinny and his legs are like toothpicks. Oh, and did I mention he is a liberal with no resume? That seems to be forgotten in all the hysteria. Going to take a shower now.
I call BS
No and in fact an attack on iran has never been on the schedule.
What tax cuts? To deliver what he has promised he will have to increase taxes and not just on the rich.
Looks like our military also hates America: 859 members of the military donated a total of $335,536 to Obama. McCain received $280,513 from 558 military donors.
I wonder if there will be a trend of newborns being named Barack Hussein.
preasure pakistan
lgm,
I have to respond to one thing you stated:
True, he didn’t marry well or inherit. But he hardly earned it well, since he was in fact a product of one of the most corrupt political machines in the history of the world.
How many shady deals surround him? At least as many as any of the stinky repubs you often point out. And until he had some political clout, neither he nor hi wife had a high paying job.
He’s not all that he’s being cracked up to be. (If I erred about the jobs, let me know. But that still doesn’t mask the odor surrounding him.)
Looks like our military also hates America: 859 members of the military donated a total of $335,536 to Obama. McCain received $280,513 from 558 military donors.
————
Those who admited they were military. Most don’t list that.
What next?! The news media covering Barack HUSSEIN Obama going to the bathroom?!
OK Michelle: This is why you don’t have another open registration. Trolls like this come wandering in to spread their drool. Go back to Kos lil man.
brad_sk said:
One battle at a time, Slick. This situation isn’t a video game.
It took a lot of individual blocks before we knocked the enemy’s house down during WW II, this war is even more difficult in this respect. Leave this to the grown ups with the guns, patience is a virtue.
Actually, he kinda’ reminds me of a mixed-race version of Alfalfa, from the Little Rascals.
I guess they did not learn from the last election that the Dimocraps will try and keep their votes from counting.
Obama has already snubbed the troops on his visits.
WTH???
Yo, your 3 weeks behind the 8 ball there lib. The government only does reporting on donations over 200 dollars, several articles have addressed this. Go look up enlisted salaries vs officer salaries and get back to me lgm (clone). Officers make up a much smaller percentage of the military and tend to vote against their enlisted underlings. Enlisted folk are smart enough to remember what happened to the military spending and concern shown to the military under previous CiC’s Carter and Clinton. Power corrupts…
I’m just glad MM wrote this post instead of seedub. That would have been .. disturbing.
For some reason I knew this was coming. It was just a matter of when.
Ugh.
He needs some sun on his legs, they were pretty white.
His reporting is horribly underinformed. I debated this yesterday with MJ.
Brad,
You make a good point. As a fellow conservative, I am less than thrilled by the prospect of voting for McCain. But at least he reacted strongly to the Russian invasion from the get-go, and continues to condemn Putin during his campaign stops. During the debates, he was quick to respond with the KGB line in reference to Vlad’s soul (assuming he even has one). The best Obama could muster initially was a typical, wishy-washy liberal line urging both sides to show “restraint.” It was only in reaction to McCain’s bold statement that the messiah switched into politically motivated, “tough guy” mode.
But for the purposes of highlighting personal interactions with lovestruck Obama supporters, I could not have posted a more telling example. Then again, we still have a few months to go until November. I am sure I’ll encounter something else even more indicative of the dearth of meaningful standards when it comes to voting for an American president.
Been a long time since we had an Adonnis in the White House. Like, going way back to JFK!!!
=:-o
BTW, I’m with Katieanne and some of the other commenters: even from a purely superficial perspective, what do people see in this guy????
If you break that number down, looks like they like mccain better..
Based on the above numbers, here is how much, on average, the donors gave to each person:
Obama: $390.61
McCain: $502.71
Woops! Thanks for letting us know who actually supports the candidates with better donations..even if i think mccain is creep.
Dismissed.
Daria’s anecdotal evidence sure has me worried. Not as worried as other commenter’s predictions of nuclear winter or the forthcoming race war that Obama’s election will bring about make me, but still. Does she think he’s cool? Oh no! It’s almost as if we live in a country where someone who went to boarding school and Yale all the while being the son of the former head of the CIA, VP and President could run as a “regular” guy and as an outsider.
And, if you want people to consider John McCain the candidate of “substance,” you might tell him to not say things like countries don’t invade other countries in the 21st Century. As it makes him, look, y’know, like an uninformed, “average” American. Or worse, another empty suit, insulated in Washington, unchallenged by his press and his electorate, who thinks he can say any old thing, no matter how ridiculous and inaccurate it may be, and as long as he flaunts his resume, we’ll just lap it up.
Oh, are you a veteran, Senator McCain. We’re sorry. Just as long as you don’t wind surf or put swiss on your cheesesteak, we’ll let you say anything you like. Confuse the names of countries. Reject the G.I. Bill. Support torture techniques that once broke your will and forever altered your physical state. Do whatever you like. Just don’t windsurf. As long as you don’t do that, we’ll respect your service. We won’t listen to the rantings of a loon who promotes his book of smears and lies on white power radio. We promise. Keep that (R) next to your name and we promise to keep Ann Coulter from saying that your injuries were your own fault. Because you and only you know how to “win wars.”
But, hey, maybe I’m just me being an average, uninformed American. Or another member of this terrible generation that sonfdy mentioned (y’know, like the majority of servicemen and women who’ve donated 6 times more money to Obama than McCain). Because I seemed to have missed all these great victories that John McCain has led us to. Which is even stranger, when you consider countries don’t invade other countries in the 21st Century. Without that, how on Earth are we ever going to “win?”
Ew. Just because he’s not pasty and chubby doesn’t make him hot.
I’d much rather look at David Beckham.
My link didn’t work… Oh well
Besides all your other sarcastic bull that would be funny on the Daily Kos perhaps, this little gem is a blatant lie. Thanks for playing.
Barack Obama is merely the culmination of our culture. Obama fills many of today’s virtues. What are today’s virtues? Primarily, openness and equality. As Allan Bloom stated, “Openness used to be the virtue that permitted us to seek the good by using reason. It now means accepting everything and denying reason’s power. The unrestrained and thoughtless pursuit of openness, without recognizing the inherent political, social, or cultural problem of openness as the goal of nature, has rendered openness meaningless. Cultural relativism destroys both one’s own and the good. Culture, hence, closedness, reigns supreme. Openness to closedness is what we teach.” Then you have equality, which now trumps excellence, for one can be no better than another, have more than another, regardless of disparities in the amount of time and effort one spends to accomplish their goals.
So, here we have Obama, who doesn’t “flip-flop,” but rather is “open” to all sides, which is now more virtuous than being right. In our culture now, he’s also the personification of equality. Regardless of his lack of skill, intellect, character, and leadership credentials, Obama still carries the day in terms of equality by showing that despite all of his deemed “hurdles” of race, mishaps of character, coming from a broken home, etc., he shows that we’re “good” enough to elect him, which provides more people “hope,” since no longer do you need to have the aforementioned qualities or a strong work ethic to be President. All one needs now is an “open” mind and the most average, or even “disadvantaged,” background.
So when we ask ourselves where our culture has gone, I answer with two words: Barack Obama.
And is “the” DailyKos like “the” internets?
Totals are listed here, even from your own quote. And it only keeps track of donations over 200 dollars. Get back to me along with ilovemycountry on elisted vs officer salaries and voting trends among the two of them in past elections. Then look at military spending cuts under Carter and Clinton. Yeah, and I was in the infantry under Clinton.
Haven’t had lunch yet but for some strange reason I seem to have lost my appetite. blech.
That insinuates a total collected of 6 times more, which is why your claim was a blatant lie.
Missed it – thanks!
Rootbeer.nose.keyboard
Alaskangrizzly –
Parse all you like. If my wording was akward, fine. But it’s not a blatant lie. USAToday phrased it better:
But the petty victory is yours, sir. I suppose saying nothing of the stat would be better until we have a complete and comprehensive record of all donations from all military personnel.
#70 piratelady said:
Hey, cut him some slack. He’s only half-black!
Another instance of not knowing his surroundings and the rules that apply. He bodysurfed against the direction of the wave and ran into a local surfer who was going the right direction. Hmmmmm, maybe there is a metaphor there…….going RIGHT is correct. Going left is going against all things sensible and I might add, against the rules. Typical Liberal!!
Equality, huh? I think the defenseless babies left to die in deplorable surroundings after somehow surviving an abortion attempt might object to the kind of “equality” Obama espouses.
Women who’ve been brutally honor-killed by their male relatives might also take issue with Obama’s preening sense of “openness,” “equality” and “acceptance” of all cultures.
As for his supposed intelligence, ask him how many states there are.
And for the record, my “anecdotal evidence” is merely a reflection of the pervasive vacuousness of the mainstream media, Daily Kos, Huffington Post, most Democratic politicians and every other liberal outlet with regard to their candidate of choice.
John Ansell, you slay me!
cpodug, you’re a Doubting Thomas.
And that doesn’t include totals from people giving over 200 dollars. If we were to somehow have a record of all donations I would bet good money the numbers would be much more skewed in the other direction.
Imagine, we could be watching more video like this if he gets in the White House.
Perhaps not as “non-partisan” as one might think, considering their funding comes from the following;
“Support for the Center comes from a combination of foundation grants and individual contributions. The Center accepts no contributions from businesses or labor unions.”[2]
Major Funders
The Ford Foundation (currently under a three year grant of $1,000,000)
The Pew Charitable Trusts (currently under a two year grant of $550,000)
The Carnegie Corporation (currently under a three year grant of $450,000)
The Joyce Foundation (currently under a two-year grant of $350,000)
Not necessarily a Who’s Who of social and environmental causes, but pretty much.
And that doesn’t include totals from people giving
overunder 200 dollars.*self-edit
JS Ragman –
If a group can actually be non-partisan, what exactly would qualify them to be such? No business money, no labor money…but the foundations aren’t to your liking? What would make them a-ok?
Thank God he hasn’t gone totally European and wore a speedo! I would’ve had to pluck my eyes out, and Chris Mathews would have been hospitalized with pernicious priapism!
After watching Michael Phelps and the rest of the REAL swimmers all week, Obambi looks anything BUT hot and buff.
I didn’t realized we’ve sunk so low.
Grizz, I know this is really OT, but here’s the 2008 Pay Tables. Wish I’d made that much when I was in
How come everybody seems to think that folks in the military are rolling in dough?
Good question. All I’m saying is that there are lies, damn lies, and statistics. And you can make statistics say just about anything you want them to.
In my 20+ years of military service, the vast majority of both officer and enlisted people that I served with were conservative, pro-Republican types. To now read a statistic that tells me that they contributed 6 times as much to the leftist candidate makes me wonder who is compiling the statistics. Kind of like the judges in the women’s gymnastics.