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Obama’s selection of Biden proves it’s all ball bearings these days

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By See-Dubya  •  August 25, 2008 11:56 PM

So here’s the thing about Joe Biden:

I just can’t look at him or hear him speak without thinking of every character Chevy Chase has ever played. Every venal, vain, fast-talking, stumbling, glad-handling white-bread schmoe, from Clark W. Griswold to Dusty Bottoms to Emmett Fitz-Hume, spring unavoidably to mind.

Above: VP Biden delivers a press conference.

Chase’s impressions of Gerald Ford, mocking him for his supposed clumsiness, dogged Ford’s administration. But now Joe Biden’s candidacy is going to be dogged by the inescapable fact that he’s just going around doing one big non-stop Chevy Chase impression. The hair plugs, the weird sexist remarks, the awkward racial gaffes…and then there’s the utterly bizarre stuff like this:

At the Tuesday-morning meeting with committee staffers, Biden launches into a stream-of-consciousness monologue about what his committee should be doing, before he finally admits the obvious: “I’m groping here.” Then he hits on an idea: America needs to show the Arab world that we’re not bent on its destruction. “Seems to me this would be a good time to send, no strings attached, a check for $200 million to Iran,” Biden declares. He surveys the table with raised eyebrows, a How do ya like that? look on his face.

That’s pure Griswold, is what that is.

P.S. Biden’s deficit reduction plan: “Give each other twenty dollars. Put it on Underhill.”
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{Post by See-Dubya. Written on my own time, on my own computer.}

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