Obama’s Temple of Doom
Fake Greek columns? Check.
Will he be backlit with his famous glowing halo, too?
Who designed the stage, anyway? The Chinese Olympic ceremony planners?
And will the thousands of worshipers kneel before the temple and raise their hands dutifully in the Magical O?
I hope it doesn’t rain. Hope and Change don’t taste as good when they’re soggy.

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Snorty-snort-snort-snort. All hail Exurban League’s Spinal Tap-inspired “Parthenon by the Platte” photoshop:

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Perhaps Emperor Zero can warm up the crowd by feeding a few Christians to some lions…..
lol…and use some of the ones that survived abortions since they weren’t wanted anyway.
So Obama (The Oracle at Denver), now has his temple, constructed in likeness to the ancient Greek temples dedicated to past mythical gods (that is, beings of incompetence, indecisiveness and need for the establishment’s approval.) He has chosen Biden as his Vice President (Senior Priest), and, in time, if the Oracle at Denver is to have a change of address to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., he may also be called to choose new judges for the SOTUS (known as Ephors to some, tyrants to Plato, politically tainted by most Americans.)
woooaaa columns! prepare to bow down repubes!
sambo said:
Nah, Obama doesn’t think he is Caesar. Bill Clinton and George Bush are Caesars (presidents). Obama thinks he is something more than that. He believes he can heal the soul of America. He believes he is greater than just another Caesar.
I’m surprised there aren’t carved sculptures of The One, Michelle, and the kids up on the pediment, surrounded by Pelosi, Reid, Schumer, etc.
This is great theater…of the absurd. I don’t think I will be able to stop laughing…Even the liberal loons can’t buy this crap……..
What are these people smoking?
The last one who recreated this scenario went to prison………
Dennis Kozlowski: Prisoner 05A4820,
the only thing missing is the $6,000 shower curtain!!
Coverage of Obama is becoming more and more like THE ONION
Well THAT’S true, & I’m guilty as charge on my blog too, but what can we do?
Obama is Mad TV/Magazine fodder, all the way down to the ears!
Has anyone ever seen the Movie Spinal Tap?
YOU MUST click on this link.. Trust me, it relates..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38
Make sure you watch the whole thing though..
If Obama were so great, he wouldn’t need any additional props: his ideas and reasoned arguments would move us all. It’s only people who either have nothing to offer or no confidence in their own ideas that have to use outside influences, such as: speaking with a louder voice; introducing race or gender into the equation; using props; accompaniment of music; swearing or using “shocking” language; threats or promises of reward; anything that distracts one from the tenets of his/her policy ideas.
As it stands, despite all of the candy coating of irrelevant influences, he’s nothing but an insecure, incompetent megalomaniac, the product of a generation who values not great ideas or excellence, but superficiality and hedonistic pursuits.
You hit the nail right on the head.
You hit the nail right on the head.
Obama: In the Pocket of Big Ego.
Take Big Ego’s profits and pay for reparations!!
1. To those who suggest that a swastika adorn the rally: the swastika is a symbol of Buddhism and would therefore be incompatible with Obama’s crescent.
2. Whether by compulsion or opportunistically, the teenage George Soros acted as a bagman for the Nazis in confiscating a Jewish estate in Budapest. When Martin Peretz, editor-in-chief of the New Republic, called him out on this, Soros replied to the effect that a lot of people did bad things in those days.
It would be interesting to hop in the wayback machine and see what the Greeks would have thought about Obama’s interpretation of a guaranteed form of Republican government is.
They’d probably want their columns back.
Well even though I can’t stand the guy, Obama deserves congrats for winning the nomination. It’s official now.
There, now I can go back to bashing ears.
200,000 Germans are beginning their pilgrimage to Greece…
It just occurred to me that I’ve been calling Hopenchange “The Potemkin Candidate” for some time, and now he obliges with a false-front stage prop for his “Triumph of the Ego” speech.
The figurative has become real.
If he is elected the democrats will have to be constantly aware of his position, so they can pray toward him each day.
Lol, GPS set for “Obamecca”.
I have to wonder if Obama’s Greek Temple will be adorned with that timeless Greek good luck symbol (also a symbol of fertility - the winged male phallus (complete with nuts and bolt).
That symbol adorns much Greek architecture, and was even copied by the Romans. In fact, the “flying package” is said to have been the symbol of a rather famous Roman city - Pompeii. Somehow, the Pompeii connection seems rather fitting for the coronation of The One. I’ll bet if you look really close, it’s somewhere on his Almost President seal….
why am I getting a sickening feeling in the pit of my stomach….the last time I got that was just before hurricane Katrina and I lived in Biloxi….
Change we can believe in to make us a marxist nation. The beginning of the first dictator of America. I would call him the Dark Lord from the Lord of The Rings but that might bve thought of a racist.
I just looked at the layout of the Parthenon on the Platte and was struck by ….
phallic symbolism?
Emperor Arugula-gustus. photoshop is here!
http://tinyurl.com/63sdj9
Temple sneak peak 4 minutes into video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmId6sLrro
Greek or Roman?
What??? It looks nothing like the Darth Vader helmet emerging from the swamp as seen on Superfriends.
Who will fill out the remainder of God Emperor Obamaximus’ and the immortal patrician Josephus Cranium Plugicus’ Pantheon?
My question is, where will they place the sacrificial alter, and will it be an elephant, donkey, or goat?
His first “miracle” will be to raise the dead to vote.
Hmmm, aside from providing SNL and others plenty of material, this can provide the Laguna Festival of the Arts lots of publicity… Specially if Obambi can stake the poseurs of truth and honesty (Bill & Hill, Joe, Nancy, Harry, Howard, Michelle O, Michael Moore, etc.) on the stage, holding up posies and garlands while kneeling on one knee with the other leg stretched behind, all facing Obambi as he comes riding his chariot from the ten-yard line.
Have them pose for five minutes without moving a muscle, while the curtain rises to a clash of cymbals and drums. What a tableau!
Only problem is having donkeys pull the chariot for added symbolism. That would extend the characters’ pose another fifteen minutes!
Obama’s new look for tonight.
Hahahahaha.
I heard on Rush that he’ll arrive on a life-size replica of Air Force One. Doesn’t B Hussein Obama realize that’s the same kind of egotistical idiocy as the using an “updated” presidential seal that pissed off so many?
And the greek temple, or Barackopolis, was built by the same people who build Britney Spears’ sets for her shows. Way to get away from that John McCain ad.
Are Obama’s staff purposely trying to lose? What an idiot. Not fit to lead.