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Hot Air TV at the DNC: Our man in orange

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 28, 2008 10:57 AM

Cross-posted at Hot Air.

What happens when Hot Air TV special correspondent Jason Mattera puts on his orange jumpsuit to petition DNC protesters in support of Netflix and MSNBC (and Jihad Olympics!) for the deprived Gitmo detainees?

Instant classic, awesomely awesome video! Enjoy the best of Jason’s undercover work and send it to all your friends. Special thanks to the People’s Press Collective for their camera and editing help.

Too many favorite moments to name, but I’ll alert you to a few of mine. Watch out for the eco-conscious couple’s reaction when Jason suggests the ultimate carbon footprint solution. Hackysack with Little John Edwards. And: Jason’s got some mad ballroom dancing skillz.

Borat’s got some serious competition!

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  1. #1
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am, madchef said:

    Jason needs his own TV show, that was too funny.

  2. #2
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:10 am, Doo2 said:

    These guys are idiots! Do they even know what they are supporting? Jason Mattera is great.

  3. #3
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:10 am, Goldwater Knight said:

    I suppose you think it’s cool to make fun of us granola eaters. We’re tryin’ to save the planet man! Pssst; got any filters for my pipe mayyyn?

  4. #4
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am, ajmontana said:

    right to dynamite!!! roflmao

    You should be po po… omg!
    this is way to funny!!!

  5. #5
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:17 am, malkin_fan said:

    Funny stuff.

    And these people can vote?

    SCARY

  6. #6
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am, wighttrasch said:

    It’s gold, Jason! Gold!

    The look on his face as he turns to the camera just a little, after he says ’she’s really smart’ (at the end of the first one).

    Lee Strasburg’s method classes sure paid off…

  7. #7
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Jason is great!

    These people really need to get a job.

  8. #8
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am, Mercy4Me said:

    Great stuff. Just goes to show you how stupid these people really are.

  9. #9
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am, ajmontana said:

    They’re B.S.
    beyond stupid.

  10. #10
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am, DesertLover said:

    How do we recommend Jason for the Academy Awards? … much better than the Goracle’s productions …

  11. #11
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am, ajmontana said:

    If he put it all together in a short film it’s possible dl. :)

  12. #12
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:37 am, Paul Revere said:

    How does he stand the stench? I can’t wait to watch this later.

  13. #13
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am, ErinF said:

    I love this! Jason is fantastic! He needs to have a daily video post on Hot Air. (I love how clueless the interviewees are.)

  14. #14
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am, b-cat said:

    I love it!!! Particularly hippies suggesting a draft (service on a random basis like jury duty)! Brilliant.

  15. #15
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am, YTZGal said:

    He is awesome. He definitely needs his own bit on Comedy Central.

    Thanks for posting, MM.

  16. #16
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:43 am, JT said:

    Looks like chaps clients out on a day pass.

  17. #17
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:44 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Okay Bear1909 (I love you Bro), see what I am talking about. People are just stupid. This is what Republicans are up against, stupidity.

    Jason is just awesome at exposing the extreme liberal left. You go bro.

    :hangs head in disbelief

  18. #18
    On August 28th, 2008 at 11:45 am, swmntman said:

    Jason - way too funny! Please keep doing these shows. “ESPN 1 and 2″ — almost lost the coffee.

  19. #19
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    Jason is no doubt funny, but I guess I am just having a bad day in that I was more alarmed by the ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by these people.

    These are “fellow Americans”. It blows my mind, but it is a great example of the reason we have such horrible candidates for POTUS and a do-nothing Dem majority in Congress. Face it folks, our countrymen are dangerously idiotic.

  20. #20
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, drivingjack said:

    Their minds are so empty that inane suggestions sound appealing to them. Classic! They drop the F-bomb and cuss more often because their language skills have been smoked out over the years.

  21. #21
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, Christian Soldier said:

    GREAT!!!!

  22. #22
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, bironetworks said:

    PBoilermaker -

    You’re absolutely CORRECT - these need to be turned into ADS demonstrating to the american people who supports this boob.

    mccain should be using this stuff ALL DAY long - and FORCE the media to confront the issue, which is how stupid his supporters are.

    that said, i’m not anymore excited about mccain, either.

  23. #23
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, dominigan said:

    You need a warning on this! I almost spit my food on my monitor when the “eHarmony” came up (”because when they get out of jail, they’ll have someone to love them!”)

    ROFL! Jason, I stand up and applaud!

  24. #24
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, vtskydiver said:

    That was way too funny…you’re not making getting work done any easier.

    Rotating police officers….too funny.

    I loved how he went into the “jail” and kicked back like there was all the room in the world…classic!

  25. #25
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm, flmom said:

    Funny and alarming at the same time. How much does the US spend on education and these people are the result?! I’d be asking for my money back.

  26. #26
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm, uhangtight said:

    this is priceless. they all sound as though they have been smoking too much of that funny weed. it is amazing jason’s talking points went right over their heads, as if they do not listen to the details of what he was saying, they just know he is ‘one of them’ so it doesn’t matter what the details. details, who needs details. comprehension is beyond them. i wonder how many of them are future teachers or current teachers? now that scares me.

  27. #27
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, Jim C said:

    Hmmm, MSNBC, that could be seen as torture I guess… if you were forced to watch Keith Olbermann.

    Seriously though, that was way too funny! Someone owes me a new screen. :)

    Jim C

  28. #28
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, nativeaz08 said:

    Jason is awesome! Thank God two of the moonbats didn’t have children. It would be a crime for them to reproduce.

  29. #29
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, right_on said:

    And still, the Democrats portray themselves as the party of thinkers? No wonder they want the government to make decisions for them…logic, uh, not so much…

  30. #30
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, pdv said:

    Hummm, wonder why he didn’t try to get the girls to volunteer to donate themselves for conjugal visits to the poor downtrodden jihadists. hint hint, is it too late for that now?

    The democrat men would have done it in a heartbeat.

    How about supplying them with porn, no translation needed.

    Now I need to go repent of my evil thoughts.

  31. #31
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:36 pm, guitarplayer said:

    That Gitmo-jailcell mockup looked nicer than my college dorm. Heck, those guys even have air conditioning.

  32. #32
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, Tom Blogical said:

    That was so funny! The Jihadi Olympics! ROTFL!!

  33. #33
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, Rabbit said:

    And when he said to the guy,”You lecture at colleges? That explains the output.”
    When right over the guy’s head!
    Too funny!

  34. #34
    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm, guitarplayer said:

    I just checked and Netflix does have a selection of foreign films from the Middle East - some in Arabic. Maybe Jason is on to something here. :-)

    You need to be a member to see the list though so I can’t paste a link.

  35. #35
    On August 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On August 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, Tom Blogical said:
    That was so funny! The Jihadi Olympics! ROTFL!!

    Idiots ready to agree - not so funny.

  36. #36
    On August 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    Jason makes it look so easy. I would loose it with these moonbats 30 seconds into the conversation.

  37. #37
    On August 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, tbear44 said:

    Incredible. I thought for sure someone would question the “Jihad Olympics”, but no. Ah, the far left, always good for a laugh.

  38. #38
    On August 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, nbarry said:

    I wonder what answers Jason would get if he asked them who is buried in Grant’s Tomb or what ocean Pacific Heights overlooks.

  39. #39
    On August 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm, Bruce said:

    My God …, I am left (almost) speechless by the insanity of these people. About the best thing I can say concerns those two married moonbats. At least they haven’t extended the gene pool by procreating - aside from the mere thought of imagining those two dirtbags copulating.

    Excuse me - I need to take a bath and get a drink of bourbon to remove those images from my psyche.

  40. #40
    On August 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pm, shooter said:

    Truly REMARKABLE !!!!!
    WOW.
    I want a Jason Mattera AUTOGRAPH. I’m goin’ downtown now.

    (p.s., thank GOD those people don’t have kids.)

    (p.p.s. thank God they married each other…that saved two other people)

  41. #41
    On August 28th, 2008 at 2:15 pm, navywife91 said:

    Jason rocks!!!!!!!! He is hilarious and these people are so ignorant that they didn’t even think anything on the “petition” was ridiculous.

    I don’t think the residents at Gitmo would want to watch Skinimax, religious beliefs and all.

  42. #42
    On August 28th, 2008 at 3:11 pm, wighttrasch said:

    I nearly barfed with laughter when Jason said ‘po-po’.

    Is Jason the new Ali G?

  43. #43
    On August 28th, 2008 at 3:17 pm, Mojamaiko said:

    JASON - you are my MAN!

    You rock, Dude!

  44. #44
    On August 28th, 2008 at 3:19 pm, Lindsay said:

    Priceless, Jason. You are quick on your feet. Unreal.

    This must have been where the legal dope was smoked, as many of these people appeared stoned.

    *Peace****Terrorists are people,too*

  45. #45
    On August 28th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, DaveC said:

    I think he almost blew his cover when trying to play hackey sack..

    but still.. as Allah Pundit would say,

    Awesomely Awesome.

  46. #46
    On August 28th, 2008 at 3:45 pm, cloncon said:

    Dude: What is that chick talking about having White Noise piped into the cell like it’s a bad thing. I love White Noise. I have all their discs and I saw them once in college. Righteous

  47. #47
    On August 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, mattsand said:

    I needed this laugh!

  48. #48
    On August 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, PersonalLiberty said:

    Beautiful. :D

  49. #49
    On August 28th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, liloleme said:

    Sad and Scary
    How can we survive with such rampant stupidity.

  50. #50
    On August 28th, 2008 at 4:46 pm, GJCorby said:

    Saturday Night Live watch out

  51. #51
    On August 28th, 2008 at 4:58 pm, nyc123me said:

    Classic. The world needs to see this - perhaps the terrorists would feel sorry for the US and leave us alone - I mean how tough is it going to make them feel destroying a bunch of retards?

  52. #52
    On August 28th, 2008 at 10:33 pm, EWTHeckman said:

    I loved it when he asked the woman in the orange dress if getting waterboarded meant that she had been tortured. It just went right over her head that if it really was torture, she would not have volunteered for it!

  53. #53
    On August 29th, 2008 at 9:36 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Gotta love the libtards.

    freedom to party = good
    freedom to keep the fruits of your labor (profits) = bad

  54. #54
    On September 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm, Joy said:

    There… are… no… words…

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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