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Attack of the killer GOP balloons!

By Michelle Malkin  •  September 5, 2008 01:35 PM

Triple-snort-worthy.

At least they weren’t filled with urine, like the ones the moonbats were tossing.

Posted in: 2008 campaign, GOP

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  1. #1
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, John Ansell said:

    That was great. But look at This.

  2. #2
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    I laughed so hard; I almost coughed up a lung. The balloons were attracted to all the static in her brain!!!!!

    the guerilla

  3. #3
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, rooster said:

    Evil RNC, neocon balloons.
    Bush’s fault that her ugly mug was distorted by the GOP balloons.

  4. #4
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    That was great. But look at This.

    Hey don’t mess with Texas, or don’t mess with a bunch of red Republican balloons!!!!!

  5. #5
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, b-cat said:

    That dastardly Karl Rove and his evil balloons! :lol:

  6. #6
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, guitarplayer said:

    Funny! Someone hand her a pin.

    Was it just me or did her voice sound as though she was ready to cry?

  7. #7
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Huh? In between balloons she said some nice things about the speech.

  8. #8
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, Papa Louie said:

    That’s what you get when you combine hot air and balloons…

  9. #9
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, madchef said:

    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, John Ansell said:

    That was great. But look at This.

    That’s a riot John. I always read the Armed Citizen section in American Rifleman.

  10. #10
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    She deserved everything she got with her negative and obnoxious comments all week.

  11. #11
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pm, rooster said:
  12. #12
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Wait, they really ended the story with this line?

    Investigators say the couple were just defending their family and probably won’t be charged.

    Two armed men enter their home. They take the gun from one of them and have to shoot the idiot twice because he won’t stop trying to kill them and they have to shoot the other still-armed idiot before he decides to run away. And they “probably” won’t charge the victims of the crime? Probably? Seriously?

    If I were a prosecutor I would be giving this couple a medal for dealing with two idiot scumbags and getting them off the street. Charge them? They have to be out of their minds!

  13. #13
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm, sonofdy said:

    It was a plot put together by Darth Malkin and Darth Rove. (insert manical laughter here)

  14. #14
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:57 pm, letget said:

    When will we expect our dc bunch to hold hearings on the danger of balloons to the ‘children’?
    L

  15. #15
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm, CyberCipher said:

    HELP! I’ve fallen into a vast reservoir of artificially inflated pockets of latex covered hot air, and I can’t…find…my …way…out.

    My collie says:

    Just like Denver — except the Democrats don’t use latex balloons, and they have enough hot air to fill a stadium.

  16. #16
    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, sonofdy said:

    Ballon control is clearly needed. But if we take away the ballons, won’t only criminals have ballons? ;-)

  17. #17
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm, sonofdy said:

    2 o’s in balloon sonofdy TWO o’s

  18. #18
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, kwyoung said:

    If she got anymore excited she would have shriveled up and died!

    I’m sure all the ‘bats in the MSM are glad that the RNC is over. They’ve provided us with plenty of comedy to use against them for years to come!

  19. #19
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm, rowsdower said:

    This has a chilling effect on the first amendment.
    I’m auditioning for a position as new lefty troll. How ‘my doin’?
    Oh, and I question the timing.Forgot that part.

  20. #20
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm, denver republican said:

    The Democrats tried to do a balloon drop, too, but they inadvertently filled all of ‘em with helium.

  21. #21
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    Has Earth Wind & Fire started legal proceedings yet?

  22. #22
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm, FamilyMan said:

    In California, there was legislation attempting to take away metallic balloons. Democrats thought it was too dangerous to the electrical power grid. Metallic balloons are 800 million dollar business. They should have called Schwarzenegger.

  23. #23
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm, tre said:

    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, John Ansell said:
    That was great. But look at This.

    That’s terrible John, just terrible! That family should be ashamed of themselves!
    They should have had their own guns, instead of having to borrow one from the criminals!

  24. #24
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:32 pm, tre said:

    Too bad those balloons weren’t filled with helium. Sure would have been funny to hear her giving her report in a high pitched voice!

  25. #25
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pm, katieanne said:

    How did Andrea Mitchell, a campaign worker for Obama, get into the Republican Convention?

  26. #26
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm, travlinman said:

    The Dems cannot use balloons as the differential air pressure from the blasts of hot air, released to the atmosphere by Algore types, cause the molecules external to the balloons to compact their surface at such a rate as to cause the balloons to implode. Not necessarily accurate science on my part, but it makes a good tale.

  27. #27
    On September 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, CyberCipher said:

    On September 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, sonofdy said:

    Ballon control is clearly needed. But if we take away the ballons, won’t only criminals have ballons?

    My collie says:

    Balloons don’t kill people. Clowns kill people.

  28. #28
    On September 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm, simcoe said:

    She sounded like she was falling asleep. Had to keep the balloons coming to keep her awake.

    Don’t know exactly what she was supposed to do but all she did do was snark about the balloons. :(

    Yeah, she’s uplifting to watch with all that exuberance. :(

  29. #29
    On September 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, love2rumba said:

    Andrea Mitchell just doesn’t know how to have fun, does she?

  30. #30
    On September 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm, Marc said:

    Andrea Mitchell paid tribute to McCain’s biography but made sure that she let us know that she does not approve of McCain’s views. Only minutes after Palin was nominated, Andrea Mitchell asked rhetorically if this mother of five would be able to be a good mother and vicepresident and mentioned that one of the children is a special needs child so that makes it impossible for Palin to be a serious vicepresident. With Obama, it was endless blushing from Ms. Mitchell. I don’t know how many times Ms. Mitchell and Chris Matthews took turns gushing over the Obamas. With Chris Matthews, it was difficult to tell which Obama he had a bigger crush on, but it appeared that his love for Barack was even greater than his ardor for Michelle O. With Andrea, she admires Michelle Obama but she is positively head over heels for Barack. When you see Andrea Mitchell even mildly close to where Barack is standing, she starts to get weak in the knees and she reminds me of one of those old newsreels of the bobbysoxers swooning over Frank Sinatra.

  31. #31
    On September 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm, Joy said:

    Did anyone else notice people were hitting them in her direction? rofl

    Serves her right. Snort worthy indeed.

    John - Loved the article! Bet they get sued.

  32. #32
    On September 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    Did you hear the idiot Keith O. at the end of the video?

    “It’s the political equivalent to Chuck-E-Cheese.”

    You sir are the journalistic equivalent to Bozo the Clown

  33. #33
    On September 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, Gene said:

    Whenever I see her I think she looks like an Emu. With my apologies to Emus everywhere.
    That’s a a face only Alan Greenspan could love.

    P.S. Isn’t it fun to get snarky about Dem. women being so ugly (inside and outside)? It’s such a target rich environment.

  34. #34
    On September 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, rightisright said:

    Joe Horn didn’t get charged, Texas law you can defend yourself against a home intruder…let’s see 3 down, 1 injured…it’s a start.

  35. #35
    On September 5th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, rightisright said:

    My previous posting was in reference to JA’s story, sorry…lil off thread.
    Andrea Mitchell 1 more ‘air head’.

  36. #36
    On September 5th, 2008 at 11:21 pm, vbmom said:

    I saw this last night and had such a good laugh. She looked so pissed that those balloons kept piling on! ROFL

    Did anyone else notice people were hitting them in her direction?

    Yes!!!! I noticed right away.

  37. #37
    On September 6th, 2008 at 5:18 am, RetFireman said:

    “It’s the political equivalent to Chuck-E-Cheese.”

    I hears him say this just before the clip shut off and thought, “What kind of hateful comment was THAT?” Like this is the first time balloons were ever dropped at a political convention.

    Seriously, did this guy just get out of school? Or was he just worried that Mitchel wouldn’t remember to bring him one up to the booth so that he could play with it in his car seat on the way home to keep him from licking the window?

  38. #38
    On September 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    On September 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, rightisright said:
    Joe Horn didn’t get charged, Texas law you can defend yourself against a home intruder…let’s see 3 down, 1 injured…it’s a start.

    That’s correct, it’s called the “Castle Doctrine” and is a huge part of what I love about Texas.

    And in an unrelated note, when I saw the headline of this story, I thought it said:

    Attack of the killer GOP baboons!

    I was very confused when I stared reading… no baboons.

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