Us Weekly now offering “five FREE issues” to outraged readers

Just received from reader Jeff: The latest, desperate plea from Obama’s Palin-bashing backers at Us Weekly magazine to stop the bleeding. (You’ll recall that on Sep 5., I posted the first groveling missive from the rag’s customer service department urging readers to read the smear-filled article before canceling. Oops. Bad advice.)
They are on their knees:
From: US Weekly USWcustserv@cdsfulfillment.com
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2008 11:17:57 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Re: cancel subscription (KMM23347217I103L0KM)
To: xxx
Thank you for contacting US Weekly.
We are sorry you are upset over the Governor Palin cover. We do not want to lose you as a subscriber over one article in one issue. In an effort to keep you as a subscriber, we will add five FREE issues to your subscription. Please let us know if you would like us to extend your current subscription rather than canceling our publication.
Thank you,
US Weekly
Cari
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Previous:
9/2/08 P.D.S. alert: Us magazine’s partisan hit job
9/3/08 The Us Weekly cover you didn’t see
9/4/08 Hey, Obama: Fight the Smears
9/5/08 Us Weekly begs readers to stay
9/5/08 Boycott Us Weekly: 10,000 and counting? Update: Cancellation notice added
9/8/08 What’s on pages 4 & 5 of Us Weekly’s Palin-bashing issue
9/8/08 J.C. Penney blindsided by Us Weekly
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On September 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm,
Another fraud from the left. Way to stick to the issues!!!!
Oh look…the twit from Europe pipes in.
And coming from Salon, it has mos definately been vetted to make sure there is no partisanship, no bias and it is 100% true. Of course, you didn;t realize that the story you ae referrencing has already been shot down and shown to be not true, that she has saved more money, that what she did was actually legal, and her entire expenses in that area were less than her predecessor’s wife’s travel expenses.
But then, how could you? You obviously have not had the glass navel installed to allow you to see with your head completely up your arse.
Maybe you should try to comprehend the saying that goes, “Consider the source”.
Slow day on the fries today?
Hope this isn’t a repeat but US is advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show. I do not recall them doing that before.
Does anyone know if the editor in charge of said article and cover that has been costing the magazine unknown millions of dollars in real and future revenue, as well as countless readers still has a job? Because I understand The Golden Calf may be looking for new PR people. Especially after seeing that he has learned nothing from his meteoric drop in the polls recently as witnessed by the latest comments he and the man married to the woman he can’t keep his lips off of have been making over the last 24 hours.
Yeah, five more issues so subscribers can read all the whining when McCain/Palin win in November.
Just wish I had a sub to Us so I could cancel it with great prejudice…
edelweiss said:
Aww, de whiddle edelweiss goes, “Whaaaaaa!”
How cute, choochoe choochie chooo!
Don’t forget to burp de baby!
I was right though, I said back when this story broke that soon they’d be offering you something for “free.”
Edelweiss,
Hitting the Apfel Korn a little too hard, aren’t you? Tschuess!
edelweiss finally got me with this stunningly detailed policy and issue point. I must vote for the one!!!
btw, who cares what you want edelweiss we crushed Brits into bone meal years ago.
Translation: edelweissenhimer won’t be working on the Palin/McCain campaign-the dog ate her meds. edelweissenhimer prefers a fraud and a liar-cunning sociopath- undereducated crook such as Obama to a Barracuda.
I repeat: The dog ate her meds-poor dog.
Now edelweissenhimer DO NOT try to use any power tools, the stove or drive. Sympathies for the dog.
edlewanker spews,
What the heck do you know about anything?
I imagine he’s Blands cousin it.
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: edlewankenpuss is poopin mushy peas. they fear her.
Speaking of sociopaths…where are you with your proof, e?
Tschuess!Sorry… Groess Gott!
edelweiss:
Du bist ein scheisskopf!
if I don’t want 1 why would I want 5 more??
You remind me of myself ten years ago, living in my hopelessly, liberal indoctrinated college town, defending abortion to my very Republican parents. In those days, I was a very liberal devil’s advocate until I went to grad school and met my husband. THANK GOD. Now enough about me….
About you… I’ve seen some of your clueless posts and you strike me as very young and naive. You’re actually the younger version of my one issue voting, very liberal sisters-in law. I think you’ve been on DK and the nut-left blogs a little too long. Have you actually done any research or are you just a die-hard US Weekly reader? Do you have any intellectual independence at all or are you just a “spouter?”
And how cunning is it of you to come on MM’s forum and spout Obummer rumour slogans as if they were truths? Is Obummer any more qualified than Palin? Or does being a failed community organizer, lawyer, absent state senator/senator count in your version of American Idol: political version?
It’s sad to say that liberal indoctrination doesn’t really represent inteligent debate beyond smearing Sarah Palin. I was you and I grew up… it’s time for you to do the same.
Ja, Edelweiss. Essen sie meinen unterhosen.
In English please! Especially if it’s funny.
it means you are a poo poo head but a little more vulgar.
“Essen sie meinen unterhosen” = “eat my shorts”
lol.
So is eidelweiss another “world citizen” living abroad? How refreshing! No wonder she identifies with The One.
Learning a foreign language can be fun!
Oops. I guess we should stick with “Mercy Buckets” until Obummer makes us learn Spanish.
If memory serves, she went over her “bio” on a thread several days ago, which also happened to be the only coherent post she’s ever made.
I love the smell of an ink dripping failed magazine in the morning.Smells like victory.(Duvall)
At least you know another language. Besides very little Spanish,a few lines of Japanese, and one sentence in Tagalog, I wouldn’t be cosmopolitan enough for Obama.
RetFireman: stop behaving like a big fat loon, the story is also on your favorite channel :-r
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Sep09/0,4670,PalinTravelExpenses,00.html
Most stories on Faux News are fake, but this one is true since the story is from a reliable source: AP / Washington Post.
BTW I’m also an American. Nobody in Europe knows who Michelle Malkin is (except maybe people from UK or Eire)…
Really? Do tell. You continue to throw out all of these accusations/lies, but do not back them up. We all have read about the travel expenses, but you ignored the part where she did not do anything illegal.
Nearly 10 years in Germany, over 2 AF assignments, to a tiny NATO base makes learning the local lingo a necessity.
BTW, NATO = Need Americans To Operate
Dexter Alarius
I wish we could have been stationed in another country, but living in Hawaii was a wonderful experience for my family.
Since when did a smear have to be true?
Did you just figure out most news services share the same sources??? Thats progress….
edelscheiss,
You posted a story about how Gov Palin saved the taxpayers of Alaska a great deal of money by doing what she did. She was totally entitled to file TDY claims, and her way just happened to be the most cost effective for the taxpayers.
Try again edelscheiss.
Gotta Love that feminism over at the Huffington Post..
The following comment was under their scornful, “Why Obama is slipping in the polls” article.
Too funny on so many levels..
edelweiss, edelweiss, methinks you are not too nice…
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Edeiweiss, you certainly have the right to express your opinions here. I certainly have the right to remind you when you are being idiotic. Like now…
It is too bad you are so misguided as to the way the real and decent world operates. Keep hanging around and just maybe we will rub off enough that some day you will see the light. Like emjem24 did. Good for her.
I know, Dan Lee. Sometimes I spend some time over at HuffPo just to see the desperation of the Huffpudlians’ posts. It’s a real giggle.

I hope she is a a sadist too and turns it on the liberal nuts…
Goooooo Palin!
Hey anybody see where the rest of the world wants Obama?!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/09/2360240.htm?section=world
I say we give him to them. Anybody else???
While I love the Palin pick and think she belongs on the top of the ticket… it is hardly because they are trying to backtrack on their Palin article. It is standard practice to entice a user canceling their subscription
The brilliance of a lefty troll. Wow what a brain.
Rob, Good call. Evidently the libs are masochists, cause they keep on asking for more.
I am just enough of an exhibitionist to watch her do it!
Just got home from errands. There is a message on my machine from a rep from Coke, wanting to give me an explanation regarding my complaint about US Weekly.
Now they’re taking the time to call people back instead of just a blanket “go away” mass e-mail??
Hmmmm…
This post says indoctoration all the way. To bad, another once valuable person stuck in the fustration of la la land.
I wonder what it is like to wear a nose ring and leader to be led around in a fantasy?? I would not like it.
You know you’ve hit paydirt, when the bleeding of vile cannot be stopped. It’s unfortunate, but some people have to hold on to whatever they can to continue to believe “hopey-changey”
You made 3 mistakes here:
- in this case you should write: Sie (meaning you) instead of sie (meaning they).
- meine Unterhosen (and not meinen unterhosen).
- it’s much better if you use the familiar (casual) form. So you should rather say: Iss meine Unterhosen!
[] :*
The solution to crap is to dish more crap.
Old Left strategy.
ROFLMAO
edelweiss said:
Ich brauche keine Lehren aus Deutsch ein Kind.
Haben Rückgrat wie Ihre Vorfahren.
Fur dich edelscheiss,
frisst du mein unterhosen und verpiss dich!
Isn’t Sie for showing respect? Why would you deserve any with the crap you spew here?
Edelweiss is a delicate little flower that grows high up in the Alps, where there isn’t much oxygen!
I don’t know why, but I jumped over to check out that scandal. Why don’t they accuse her of taking Christmas Day off? This “scandal” is normal accounting practice. You get reimbursed for your expenses. The MSM must really count on their audience being dopes!
The is the very definition of a Tempest in a teapot.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Sorry… I just couldn’t help myself.
Ummm…has anyone seen the lame and tasteless Sarah Palin action figures highlighted in a short Us Magazine article (bearing the animated headline to which I won’t provide a link: “Sarah Palin’s a Doll!”)? One figure is Sarah in a pantsuit (not the tasteless one - schlocky, maybe), another has her in a naughty schoolgirl outfit (red bra included), and the third has her looking like a slutty action hero in a short skirt and leather trenchcoat (gun holster included). I wonder (not) which one is going to sell the most. Way to maintain your readership by providing this information with typical tabloid zeal and reminding us once again that Sarah’s daughter is pregnant, Us. And they expect to get people back by bribing them with more issues?
Guffaw.
I see that other media outlets are picking up on the story.
ICH BIN EIN PALINER!
(Sorry, I had to jump in… :o)
I love the panic Governor Palin has created in the O campaign as well as all those who thought this election was in the bag! O’s and the MSM’s cockiness and arrogance have become out of control. Their presumptive (until last week) nominee is no longer the presumptive winner.
Isn’t it amazing that despite the overwhelming, brainwashing, saturating campaigning for O by the MSM, that even before Sarah came along (and I am SO happy she did), the polls showed almost a 50/50 split? Meaning of course, that half this country is right wing, but is abused and neglected by the MSM, which backfires on them every time.
If Barbara Walters had put a balanced panel on her women’s chat show, even I would watch it, with two lefties and two righties having healthy honest debates. I don’t ever watch it.
MTV should now pay the price for allowing that uneducated, unwashed, uninformed mediocre, foreign pop person to host a show and insult our president on national TV, while rooting for someone he knows nothing about. When I watched a couple of clips on Fox, I saw even some of the audience members look uncomfortable. The only reason he did this is because of the MSM which never stops bashing America and is always rooting for the left, on a world-wide stage.
I as the devil use the world to teach, and you have been taking notes.
See, I’m not so bad! I need love, too.
(The following was sent to Us Weekly. But at their website, check out the poll. It asks if you like Gov Palin’s eyeglasses.)
Dear Us Weekly;
I am not a subscriber. Nonetheless, I did purchase this particular magazine in order to better determine for myself exactly what the fuss was all about, and, if necessary, to teach my neighbour’s puppy Bruno to pee on it (if it was as bad as I’d heard.)
You’ll be pleased to know that nine-month old Bruno took a liking to your magazine, for he happily urinated and then deficated on it. Unfortunately, Lisa (my neighbour’s daughter) neglected to recharge the batteries in the digital camera, so there are no photographs of the event.
But it did take place this afternoon at 16:57hrs local time.
This is what your ‘product’ has become. The job of a reporter is to report the news fairly, impartially, and without political bias. With your smear issue against Gov Palin and her family, you have crossed that line.
Frankly, if I were in charge there, I would hand all of you your walking papers and escort you out.
Let us not forget how Rolling Stone, another Jann Wenner publication, attempted to deify Mr Obama recently. And the other Wenner publications also cast Obama in a very favourable light.
Your job, if you were unbiased, would have been to attempt to balance the article(s) about both of them. Again, you have failed.
I am not a subscriber, nor do I wish to become one. Yet if you were to throw five free issues my way, feel free. I would make quite certain that Lisa (my neighbour’s daughter) had fully recharged the camera’s batteries to ensure that we could photograph Bruno as he again deficated and urinated upon them.
I would tell you to provide unbiased coverage, but you would not. I have already contacted your subscribers, but fear that they don’t want to lose the cash cow that your products are.
So, I do the only thing I can - I speak out against you.
Don’t bother replying. Your address (and domain name) has been added to AOL’s and Astaro’s spam filters.
rant on:
I no longer expect anything from the Left except the vile, bile and vitriol of a co-dependent generation.
A caulduron of “issues” involving the unresolved mental conundrums set up as “feelings” including those related to: Daddy, Mommy, money, sexual proclivities, authority, expectations, low self-worth, low self-esteem, family life, grandiosity, megalomania, hero-worship, desacralization of EVERYTHING, emasculative role models, drugs, poor work habits, lack of goals and mission in life (listlessness)….etc etc etc.
And these are the stuff that the Left legislates about in order to scratch every perverted itch the Lefty followers have.
What can we expect? Flinchy-Bidet for 08. And then Hillary in 2012. It isnt going to end until this particular crowd is brought to its knees by economic calamity, all out war and domestic attack to the extreme, and a full scale crushing of the Great Society mind control system of entitlements.
The MSM is the projector of all the filth described above. Journalistic ethics? That is all relative. No truth. NO right. No wrong. Just “my” subjective projections onto the world which guide the “story” being spun.
/Rant off.
Puking. Again.
Bear 1909 out.
*OT* *OT*
Hey navywife! ::sniff:: My son was deployed to the Persian Gulf on the USS Theodore Roosevelt yesterday. He will miss the birth of his son in four and one half months.
I too sad to take on Idle Vice today. ::sniff::
Howevah! In the words of that weirdo- Guv’nor from California, “I’ll be bahck.”
They deserve each other. edelweissenhimer thinks so highly of the EuroTrash she can go to. The EuroTrash don’t know who Michelle Milkin is? Well ain’t that a shame
Tears fell like rain
Oh the endless pain
ain’t that a shame
EuroTrash isn’t overly familiar with soap either.
News flash edelweissenhimer, We generally don’t care what the Europeans think and sometimes we are flat out happy the EuroTrash are upset with us. The rest of the world want Obamamessiah?
Fine, let the lad go - begone!
Let’s see how much they love Flinchy and the Lovely MikeWife once they figure out he is gonna welch on the coming conflict against Islam in Europe. LMAO
Buh Bye!
With all the Mexicans pouring in and you religious folk wanting the blacks and other large poor minorities to keep having more and more babies… this probably is the last gasp for conservatives anyway.
Rob said:
You’re a wreck dude.
Wow. What a well thought out, lucid argument against Gov. Palin. With a slick side jab at President Bush thrown in! Gosh, that edelweiss, what a wordsmith.
/sarc off
Besides, if we were able to suddenly throw out all of the “fraud and a liar and we don’t want crooks and undereducated” out of government, we wouldn’t have too many people left sitting in the chairs. On second thought, that isn’t such a bad idea! Can we start with the illustrious Senators from Massachusetts and New York? After all, one is a drunk driving killer, liar, traitor, and a widely known philanderer. The other is a liar, obstructor of justice, thief, inside trader, likely embezzler and thief. Both Democrats by the way.
I always enjoy reading your posts, so I hope you’ll be back soon.
Many thanks to your son for his service, and to you, for raising such a man.
My heart goes out to your son and daughter-in-law. The studmuffin was only home for 1 of 4. Luckily Skype and Webcams help alot.
To your son and the rest of the Rosie crew:
Fair Winds and Following Seas
Five FREE issues?!
That’s a lot of toilet paper!
hang the bastids i say! ROFLMAO
Take the 5 free issues, paper the bird cage or whatever, and cancel anyway.
Obama poked fun of McCain and Palin’s new “change” mantra.
“You can put lipstick on a pig,” he said as the crowd cheered. “It’s still a pig.”
What do you expect from a Muslim?
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You are looking at the wrong wreak “dude”.. it is California.. and it is crashing into a state near you.
Stick your head where you will.. sand or whatever.. but say bye bye.
Whites gave up on life in 68′.
lol
Rob run for office and change your town. There’s no use sitting around being a curmudgeon behind the keyboard.
On September 9th, 2008 at 7:29 pm, YTZGal said:
Many thanks, YTZGal, many thanks! I’m just still in the sad, missing my child stage, and don’t feel much like fielding idiotic remarks, doncha know?
And I’ll pass those kind words on to my son.
WOW! I can get five more outrageous, vicious smears against conservatives for no extra price! Uh, no thanks.
Oh, it is too late. California is screwed and the rest of the country is getting close. It is the movie IDIOCRACY coming true…
I must have missed it, what planet did you say you are on again?
Go see your doc, you need a dose of reality.
California needs a dose of salts to wash the Mexicans out our lower region… I hope you can find a doctor to purge our state… but I doubt it… the doctors are busy dealing with all the illegals in the emergency wards.
SuzEq,
I’m sorry I wasn’t around earlier, but hopefully you’ll read this. I know your son will have a very successful deployment even though it means that he’s missing the birth of his son. I also know you will be there in his place to welcome your grandson into the world! We’re all here when you need to chat. Please send your son all the best from my family!
I’d never buy that crap anyway
“US mag to give 5 free issues. Wow! No matter what color lipstick a pi…oh I already used that. Uh, let me see. No matter how you dress it a gorilla is still a gorilla…no, that’s not right either”. “uhmmm, Uhh, well its still a good deal, and just look how nice my wife’s boom-boom is….” - Barak Obama September 9th, 2008
I was like that too and now I wish I could do an 8th / 9th step and make amends to all of the people I used to rant to like an idiot. The one thing I will not tolerate is an infringement on my free speech. If they want to use the Canadian model to bring people to court to defend their opinions, I think that will probably be the single most compelling thing that will inform the rest of the world as to what is really going on in the US with the left. I truly don’t think Europe gets what we are going through with the left and having to defend our speech. It’s scary enough that so-called American journalists have thrown the quest for truth out in lieu of Pravda style cover ups and fluff aritcles on their preferred candidates for their own cause. Now we’re going to get sued for our opinions if we dare disagree with the left? I’m sick. The 2nd Amendment comes in more and more handy every day.
Perhaps these damn fools can do an article next on how one of the editors flat-out lied on Fox News about what was in the article.
Yes, it was the cover, in addition to the way he lied.
And, again with having to contact them more than once to cancel.
Again, I suggest subscribers send them 15 cancellation emails, and let them sort through the mess.
It seams to me that liberal reporters are like a yipping toy poodle a lot of yip and nothing to back it up with.
Do you think that some one should tell them that pit bulls eat toy poodles for a snack?
Watch out for the
liberaltoy poodle press!When I am in the check out line, I put a bunch of other magazines over the US mag. Screw them!
Let’s not forget that Obama also got his face — On The Cover of the Rolling Stone