Miserable provocateur rails against conservative women again
(Language and blood pressure warning.)
Stare into the curdled face of Sandra Bernhard. Listen to her hiss. Off her meds? There are no meds to cure this hatred.
Sandra who, you say?
She’s that snarling, has-been friend of Madonna who does “comedy” or something.
And she last made headlines two years ago when she sold MAC lipstick by bashing conservative women as “little freaked out, intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch[es].” MAC defended her as a “provocateur.”
Hey, it worked last time. So, here she is again — going after Sarah Palin by imagining her gang-raped and lambasting her as a “turncoat bitch” and a “whore.” Of course.
Stage four of Conservative Female Abuse: Dehumanization.
They hate us. They really, really, hate us.

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Allahpundit: “This makes three has-beens this week alone who’ve tried to siphon off gas from Palinmania (or rather, two has-beens and one never-was). Everyone else in America’s climbed aboard the gravy train; why should D-list comedians be immune?”
Just more “in-your-face” proselytizing from the purveyors of Hope and Change.
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Another miserable provocateur unleashes his hatred and bigotry in the pages of the San Francisco Chronicle. Yes, it’s the morose Mark Morford again:
Every white woman I know is positively horrified.
Wait, that’s not exactly true. It’s more accurate to say that every thoughtful or liberal or intuitive or open-minded white woman I know worth her vagina monologue and her self-determination and two centuries of nonstop striving for equal rights and sexual freedom and exhaustive patriarchal unshackling is right now openly horrified, appalled at what the addition of shrill PTA hockey-mom Sarah Palin seems to have done for the soggy, comatose McCain campaign — that is, make it not merely remotely interesting and melodramatic, but aggressively hostile to, well, to all intelligent women everywhere.
Truly, among women in the know and especially among those who fought so hard to bring Hillary Clinton to the brink of history, nausea and a general recoiling appear to be the universal reactions to Palin’s sudden presence on the national stage, stemming straight from the idea that there’s even a slight chance in hell such an antagonistic, anti-female politico could be within a 72-year-old heartbeat of becoming the most powerful and iconic woman of all time.
They say: You’ve got to be kidding me. They say: This is what we get? This could be our historic role model? Two hundred years (OK, more like 2000) of struggle, only to have this nasty caricature of femininity try to hijack and mock and undermine it all?
It cannot be true, they say. The universe must joking, would not dare dump such a homophobic, Creationist evangelical nutball on us, this anti-choice, God-pandering woman who’s the inverse of Hillary, this woman of deep inexperience who abhors birth control and supports abstinence education and shoots exhausted wolves from helicopters and hates polar bears and actually stands for everything progressive women have resented since the first pope Swift-Boated Eve.
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Bernhard has always been a trash talking idiot. Fortunately, for her, she was born in the USA. If she lived in Cuba, Venezuela, China, North Korea, she would be in a jail cell or, never heard from again.
But, in Obama’s republic, she and her ilk would remain free to spew their hate while any dissenter would be silenced.
Wow. Racism, sexism, Christiaphobia and rape jokes.
But it’s okay. She’s talking about a Republican.
If I were Imus, Michael Richards or Mel Gibson I’d be a little ticked off right now.
K2,
If Bernhard were living in Cuba, Venezuela, etc… she’d probably be secretary of education.
BRAIN BLEACH…WHERE IS THE BRAIN BLEACH….FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DID YOU GO THERE????
lgm (little girly man), are you even trying and I use that term loosely since you are who are are, but are you even remotely comparing what Rush Limbaugh says to what the schnoze lady has spewing from (and please excuse my ignorance on this one) from her mouth or is that her rectum? Please show anyone where something that Rush has said or written that can be compared to that video. If you do, I’ll kiss Bernhard’s a$$ since the other end is WAY too ugly.
Bernhard calling another woman a whore is so incongruous, given her own public personna, and her views on morality. Bernhard is definitely to be pitied, how horrible it must be to be her.
Based on her Sarah Bernard’s public persona, I would have expected Sarah Palin to be calling Bernard those names.
But I guess we’re in the parallel universe.
As they say, consider the source.
My total boycott of network TV is in its 20th year, and the new Hollywood movies is in its fifth. Life is good: the better physical condition and increased social interaction beats sitting at home and getting lost in make-believe-TV-world, hands down.
I say this only because if you don’t like the entertainment industry, then stick it to them and don’t give them money. You’ll be glad you did. Besides, they have total contempt for us all anyway.
This s/b more worrying to Obama than McCain. Every time one of these crazies vents Obma goes down and McCain goes up.
Sandra Bernhard is as vain and hollow as the empty shells of humanity that liberals portray every day. Lgm included.
Yawnnnnnnn. Bring on the debates.
Sandra’s such a has-been, that she gets a whole thread dedicated to her here.
Sandra’s brand of comedy has always been this way. Sometimes she scores, sometimes she misses. So freaking what.
I miss her, but she’s been busy raising her kid.
Wah, wah, wah, poor Sarah Palin. Some leftwingers are so hateful, unlike some rigntwingers of course *eyeroll* Wah, wah, wah.
If this video, or one similarly about any other politician affects your blood pressure, you’re weak.
I have to agree that Bernhard, Streisand, Goldberg, Madonna, et al. cost Obamassiah an eighth to a quarter point in the polls every time they open their mouth.
The choice is stark. Do you want Sarah Palin leading your kids into the future or Sandra Bernhard? The scary thing is that there are folks who perfer foul-mouthed trolls like Bernhard.
McCain should just play their bits back instead of making up his own ads. Then if he can just keep his own stupid mouth shut he will have a chance at this.
God save the Republic! No matter who wins, the good people of America lose.
I just had an awakening moment and haven’t seen anywhere on the blogsphere about this hatred for Sarah Palin.
Is it not conceivable that the MSM is up in a tizzy fit because an intelligent, beautiful, family and Christ centered woman is a professionally trained Journalist and that she is expressing an opinion that runs counter to the liberal journalistic speak of today?
Just something to think about…..
GSP
If any conservative had said a tiny fraction of this stuff about any leftist you would be demanding a DOJ investigation right now.
Your double standards are glaring. Every reasonable person should reject Berhard’s vile invective. That you don’t clearly demonstrates your character.
If Sandra substituted Michelle Obama’s name for Sarah’s she would be forced into therapy and would have to pay a fine… like Richards. It would all be considered a racists rant. I love the double standard!
I have no problem with mean-spirited comedy, or free expression. I also don’t get all in a tizzy when one celebrity says nasty things about another celebrity.
This fact might blow you away but, SANDRA FREAKEN BERNHARD ISN’T RUNNING FOR ELECTED OFFICE.
What is really stark is the difference between people like you who think folks ponder about the political views of celebrities versus the majority of rational, intelligent people who know better.
Who would that be? My friends who are liberals seem to spew the same nastiness as these celebrities. I really think you overestimate the thinking abilities of people who hate Palin so much.
Nobody wants to hear your insults. The infuriating thing is the double standards of reactions which has already been posted about here. If you are so “over it” and bored, then go away. We hate this Sandra woman (if you can call her that), and you don’t, we get it.
Yes I can’t wait for the debates either… there aren’t going to be any teleprompters there.
mistressjustice is a moral equivalence pimp.
If any celebrity had said the same about Michelle Obama she would have been up in arms and galvanizing her thug friends to raise hell a la Clockwork Orange.
You know damn well you would, you liar.
No blood-pressure problems from me here
Adlib, but then again, I’m not a hypocrite.
Here is your unhinged rightwing conservative, but my blood pressure is just fine. You know free speech, and letting people be who they are and all that. No tissy fit from me.
You are one of the biggest ones here.
Ugh. Hurl.
“Buh buhbuh buh buh buhbuhbuh.” Spit the poop out, Sandra, and have another shot of tequila while you’re at it.
No, she ditched the happy pills for bitter ones (ooh, did I just say bitter?). Or is PDS just that intoxicating?
That Tina Fey comparison was such a put-down. Gov. Palin should be reviled because she’s pretty. The logic: Because there are no pretty Republican women, that makes her a Republican stooooge!!!1!!
I’m sure the turncoat bitches that comment here appreciate the sentiment from this
crazy cat-ladyZ-lister (step aside, boys, she’s mine — ALL MINE, I say!). By the way, you have to actually have been on one side and then desert that side in order to be a turncoat, dumb@$$.Will Sandra’s well-spoken, wholly-original, analytical opinion influence anyone’s vote one way or another? If so, we’ve got some serious problems.
My last comment didn’t make it on here. I used the b-word in it, which I think was the reason. (Sorry, won’t do it again.) To be more succinct and clean in this comment, I’ll just say that all the turncoat b-words that comment here must appreciate the sentiment; though to be a turncoat, one actually has to be on one side and then desert that side for the other. I haven’t weeded through the 300+ comments, so if I duplicated what someone else has said, my apologies.
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Sandra Bernhard’s biggest attraction was always just an ugly woman trying to be funny. These Leftist women are really losing their minds. Rosanne wondered on Bill Maher’s show whether McCain would take away women’s right to vote. Even Maher’s audience thought that was a nutso thing to think.
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
never elect a woman
who’s a conservative
she’s just a gender traitor
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
just HOPE to pay more taxes
DREAM about high fuel prices
CHANGE PROGRESS to move backwards
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
NEVER ELECT a woman
OR a minority
if they are Right of center
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All real freedom starts with freedom of speech. Without freedom of speech there can be no real freedom.
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mistressjustice #316 and #317, I just listened to your links, as much as I could stand. Wrong is wrong. It doesn’t matter the person’s ideological persuasion. The problem is that the continuing liberal elite control over the “mass media” tries to paint the Sandra Bernhard types as representing the majority of Americans. But cursing and demeaning another human being regardless of “context” is neither funny nor relevant. It is a sickness, and it’s reaching epidemic proportions.
Good grief. Hal Turner is a Nazi. He is no conservative. (FYI, Nazis were SOCIALISTS.)
Here we have your true stripes. You think all conservatives are racists therefore all racists must be conservative!
You are an idiot or a liar or both.
At least now I know enough to ignore your moronic posts.
bedje, normally I am not in favor of name calling but “little girly man” does seem to fit lgm well. I had been trying to think of one for him myself and I came up with “liberal gone mad” but I didn’t use it because it seemed redundant.
This must be the end of the thread. Godwin’s Law.
Hahaha! Godwin’s Law! Gotta remember that one.
I know that sarcasm does raise blood pressure. Believe me, I know.
THIS is the end, at least for me tonight. I’m getting away from the computer…right…
…now.
You sir, are the liar. If you look up Hal Turner’s politcal ideology they are in line with, and to the right of, most political conservatives. That certainly doesn’t mean that all conservatives are racists like him. It just shows how some on your side of the aisle are unhinged and hateful.
I see you you ignored Ted Nugent who in the mist of explitives, charmlingly invited Hillary Clinton to “ride his machine gun”. Of course that little tirade didn’t get a lot of media attention. Again, it doesn’t affect my blood pressure either.
You people crack me up sometimes.
It didn’t take long for the Dems to show just how selectively sexist they can be.
They’ve been questioning how Sarah Palin, a mother of five, one child with Downs Syndrome, can juggle the jobs of mother and Vice President. Funny, I thought the “Kirche, Kuche, Kinder” mindset was supposed to be a Republican forte.
She’s middle America. She’s a tough, no-nonsense reformer. As Governor of Alaska, she met corruption head-on and won. She’s intelligent, articulate, and principled. She combines family and career, a trait that should make the liberals quite happy. But of course, since she’s conservative, she’s some kind of traitor to her gender. The irony is mindboggling.
The repugnant asshats in the Democratic party and their partners in the lunatic fringe, are scrambling for any shred of character defamation they can find.
Keep digging, a$$holes. Pretty soon you’ll be in China.
Each time I log onto Michelles blog I see this whore and I swear she gets uglier each time I see her. I would rather look at fermented cow dung covered with maggots than look at that piece of trash sandra heartburn
She must be pleasant to be around
/sarc
As pleasent as someone with bad gas.
Let’s stop calling self proclaimed progressives “liberals” and call them exactly what they are: hate filled mental road blocks who fight tooth and nail against anything that contradicts what they are told to believe in. Including (and especially) reality.
This is not a true liberal thought pattern.
Take Governor Palin as a matter of case. A true liberal would be applauding her past record and cheering her on in her goal to be vice president.
Then again a true liberal would disagree with Governor Palin’s personal beliefs but congratulate her on her ability to stand by them and applaud her on her courage under the withering, childish attacks.
True liberals are a rare breed, most folks that are running around calling themselves liberals are leftists and/or socialists. Liberalism is a thought process, but these so called ‘progressives’ are showing no thought process what so ever. They’re blindly following the hive master by marching in lock step and aping what ever they’re told to say.
Nice sneer, Sandra.
My deleted comment was remitted. Hee hee.
While I’m a daily visitor to MM’s site, rarely do I scan through the comments to her posts. I guess I’ll have to pay closer attention for, even past 50, one can learn something new every day.
If not for the mistressofjustice, it is likely have died happy never knowing who Hal Turner is. At a glance, I see that he lost he radio show this summer. Sounds like our free market reflected changing times. Sure, he’ll be a loud voice to his dwindling fans until his name ends up on the trash heap of history.
Compare that to the venue given to Sandra Bernhard, a big opening plus publicity featuring her vile words. While I’ve no idea as to the size or composition of her recent audiences, she seems to be staging a comeback of sorts (hearing background audio in the video, those were not all Jewish lesbians). I wonder who will attend her performances in D.C. Hmmm?
This is what washed up hollywood/entertainers do when they want to “kick-start” their career (remember Whoopi Goldberg)- or have a lesbian fling, or bad mouth America, or pose on an VC anti-aircraft cannon, or publicize a rape or an abortion. Apparently it works better than actual talent.
What I find more amazing is anyone willing to spend any time or money listening in to this shit lacquered cockroach bait of a has been. One day, she will take her rightful place on, “The View.”
Thanks to #335 PKAmmoTroop for a substantive contribution. I hate hearing leftists called “liberals”. It’s conservatives who have been the true liberals for the last 200 years! I’m a conservative-liberal and so are most of the commenters on this site. I refer to leftists as socialists. They can choose whether they are international socialists (communists) or national socialists (fascists).
Now I remember, many years ago I was looking through a medical book and saw a picture of infected hemorrhoids and that what sharon heartburns pic reminds me of.
Why do we care what this skank thinks? It is obvious she is mentally ill. I vaguely remember her in the early 1990s on some comedy show I saw once or twice on cable. She is a nonentity.
This woman (for lack of a better word that won’t get me deleted) has never been funny.
And I know its not nice to comment on looks But this broad is so ugly she could make Stevie Wonder flinch!
Blast it! I see mistressjustice was here and left.
Speaking of unhinged comedy: NBC jokes: Todd Palin has sex with daughters - ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit suggests Sarah’s husband guilty of incest (from wnd.com)
http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=75852
Classy.
Right. Why is it that every popular conservative blog I know has people like you, doggedly appearing, day in and day out to valiantly oppose the barbarian hordes but all the popular Left-leaning ones impose a gag rule?What’s “funny” is how the people that “crack you up” allow you to come here and wage your little jihad against the unbelievers, but your side doesn’t.
But to the topic at hand…
Trying to act above it all as if there is nothing anyone can say that wouldn’t be offensive may be cool in the circles you run in, but it’s anything but urbane. It shows a lack of class and decency.
There is no comparable amount of vitriol, hatefulness, and malice that you can adduce from the Right side even remotely close to Randi Rhodes, Whoopi Goldberg, Keith Olbermann, Margaret Cho, this washed up “comedienne”, and on and on and on. It’s all hatred dressed up as comedy or commentary and even (laughably) “journalism.”
I think I can safely say, most of us here on the Right side of the aisle and particularly those of us in uniform are completely for free speech; that doesn’t mean we can’t exercise OUR free speech in condeming the evil this woman spews. Let her spew on, and we’ll be right here having OUR say on her stupidity and hate.
It should concern every thinking person when they hear this kind of talk. What causes a person to hate someone on this level (or at all???), someone they’ve never met or even knew about 3 weeks ago?? Someone who hasn’t so much as said “boo!” to you and yet they become the subject matter of true “hate speech” like this? SNL put out a skit where the crux of the skit was that Todd Palin had incestual relationships with his daughters? “Ha, ha”? Just humor, right? How is this even defensible as normal?
The Left truly has become unhinged.
Sickening as it is, this is really what the left thinks of “flyover country.”
And where do they get these ideas about “flyover country”? From people like Sandra Bernhard who spews it out and people like MistressJustice lap and up and repeat it as fact.
Then the propaganda beocmes “fact” to these people and they vote accordingly never knowing how much they have been fooled and how much they have participated in fooling themselves. Reality is turned upside down and they don’t know it. Sad.
I’m also a firm believer in “what you look for, you will find.” These people aren’t interested in the truth, only an echo chamber that repeats the lies they already believe.
And I am sensitive to the echo chamber effect on this site. Thats why I am glad to see some differing opinions.
But attacks like the one that Ms Bernhard makes and the attacks on Sarah Palins daughters and family are NOT differences of opinions. They are win at any cost, vicious, mean spirited, low life, insults which don’t add to the discussion but cripple it.
That is where the Democrats and the Hollywood propagandists have taken it. I pity those that support that sort of invective.
These types can’t put together an “opinion” without cursing if their life depended on it. Unfortunately, I have family members on the lib side who do the same thing.
I never thought Bernhard was particularly funny nor particularly talented. She is however, bitter. But her bitterness is getting her publicity. Admit it, when was the last time you heard anything about or from Sandra? Now she’s in all the news and being discussed on conservative forums and blogs. Her mission is accomplished.
On another note, why does it seem like celebrity lesbians are so angry and bitter? With the exception of Ellen DeGeneres, we have Rosie, Sandra and Margaret Cho, all of whom are PO’d at the world.
This answered my question about lesbian bitterness. As I suspected, it is the rebellion against God that is the cause of her bitterness and anger. She hates God because He does not condone her chosen lifestyle, and loves Hillary because she does condone Sandra’s lifestyle. She hates God because her sins will be paid for, but not by Jesus unless she has a change of heart. And therefore she hates people who love God because God hates her. What she does not understand, however, is in spite of her rebellion, God still loves her and does not want her to perish. Neither do I.
Just my 2 cents.
Another thought - Jesus said the world would hate us because they hated Him first. I guess He was right (again). As I stated in an earlier post, it’s rebellion that is sinking Sandra in hatred and bitterness.
But let me encourage you:
Sandra does not have that peace.
How’d you like to turn over in bed and look at that punim?
misterbee241, I agree with everything you said, except the highlighted text above. I hope that your statement was just an omission of the word “sin”, based on your next sentence correctly stating that God loves her, and we Christians should, too.
This is critical, b/c too often it is tempting to confuse the fact that God hates SIN and loves the SINNER. He can’t stand sin, no matter how “small” or insignificant we may think it is. But He loves us still. He gave His Son to die for us while we were yet sinners…not after we cleaned ourselves up enough to be presentable to Him.
Sandra:
It is not just “your” Old Testament. If it were, it would be called the “Politically Liberal, Christian-Hating, Kabbalah Jew Testament”.
Why is it okay for you, as a woman, to use language against another woman that demeans ALL women in the worst way because of politics?