Miserable provocateur rails against conservative women again
(Language and blood pressure warning.)
Stare into the curdled face of Sandra Bernhard. Listen to her hiss. Off her meds? There are no meds to cure this hatred.
Sandra who, you say?
She’s that snarling, has-been friend of Madonna who does “comedy” or something.
And she last made headlines two years ago when she sold MAC lipstick by bashing conservative women as “little freaked out, intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch[es].” MAC defended her as a “provocateur.”
Hey, it worked last time. So, here she is again — going after Sarah Palin by imagining her gang-raped and lambasting her as a “turncoat bitch” and a “whore.” Of course.
Stage four of Conservative Female Abuse: Dehumanization.
They hate us. They really, really, hate us.
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Allahpundit: “This makes three has-beens this week alone who’ve tried to siphon off gas from Palinmania (or rather, two has-beens and one never-was). Everyone else in America’s climbed aboard the gravy train; why should D-list comedians be immune?”
Just more “in-your-face” proselytizing from the purveyors of Hope and Change.
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Another miserable provocateur unleashes his hatred and bigotry in the pages of the San Francisco Chronicle. Yes, it’s the morose Mark Morford again:
Every white woman I know is positively horrified.
Wait, that’s not exactly true. It’s more accurate to say that every thoughtful or liberal or intuitive or open-minded white woman I know worth her vagina monologue and her self-determination and two centuries of nonstop striving for equal rights and sexual freedom and exhaustive patriarchal unshackling is right now openly horrified, appalled at what the addition of shrill PTA hockey-mom Sarah Palin seems to have done for the soggy, comatose McCain campaign — that is, make it not merely remotely interesting and melodramatic, but aggressively hostile to, well, to all intelligent women everywhere.
Truly, among women in the know and especially among those who fought so hard to bring Hillary Clinton to the brink of history, nausea and a general recoiling appear to be the universal reactions to Palin’s sudden presence on the national stage, stemming straight from the idea that there’s even a slight chance in hell such an antagonistic, anti-female politico could be within a 72-year-old heartbeat of becoming the most powerful and iconic woman of all time.
They say: You’ve got to be kidding me. They say: This is what we get? This could be our historic role model? Two hundred years (OK, more like 2000) of struggle, only to have this nasty caricature of femininity try to hijack and mock and undermine it all?
It cannot be true, they say. The universe must joking, would not dare dump such a homophobic, Creationist evangelical nutball on us, this anti-choice, God-pandering woman who’s the inverse of Hillary, this woman of deep inexperience who abhors birth control and supports abstinence education and shoots exhausted wolves from helicopters and hates polar bears and actually stands for everything progressive women have resented since the first pope Swift-Boated Eve.
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It’s enough to make you believe that people sometimes are possessed by demons.
Ahhh, yes, the tolerance of the left. How reassuring!
/sarc
I didn’t watch the video. I know the gutter stinks. I don’t need to put my nose in it.
I’m inclined to say she’s projecting her self image… but to call Bernhard a whore would be assigning her a status much higher than she deserves.
Could never stand Sarah’s “comedy”. Liked some of her acting. Sarah: shut up and act! to requote Laura Ingraham.
Sorry, Michelle. Can’t do it. Somethings are just too scary.
Does she not know any words longer than four letters?
And the sad part is this is what passes for “intellectual discourse” on the left.
Obviously Ms. Bernhard has not been the victim of a sexual assault…one of my daughters has and the Hell she went through (and my wife and I see in her) is something I would not wish on anyone…
Sick F’n woman…
Yes Michelle, they really, really, really hate the mere presence of you (and Sarah). On one level it’s hilarious, but it’s also a little disturbing. I worry about you, and my other favorite conservative women sometimes, but I know you can handle your own defense just fine.
Just know that there are many, many red-blooded American men like me who admire and respect your work. Through your work and this blog, I feel like you are a good friend, and I’ve got your back if you ever need it. Not that you would
At least the vermin are at last revealing themselves for all to see, no question about it anymore.
You go, girl.
Just grasping for another 15 minutes are we Sandra?
Newsflash: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!
http://www.americanarmed.blogspot.com
When I said Sarah above, I meant Sarah Palin, of course. Just to be clear.
The idiot Morford at the Chronical is at it, too.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/19/notes091908.DTL
“Every white woman I know is positively horrified.”
Guess that’s the perspective you get when you hang out with Sandra Barnherd and Dumpster Muffin.
I wouldn’t call what she does comedy….it’s more like spewing. And I don’t think there’s a pill that can cure it, know what I mean?
Well, sorry “Ms.” Bernhard, but Republican women are incredibly beautiful. Especially when compared to you.
By the way, I have very full lips. And they don’t scrunch up to my nose when I talk.
Yuck – Something else to give me nightmares.
It’s funny how she bashes Palin for putting her hair in a hive but look at her hair. She looks as though she’s stoned and hasn’t bathed in several days.
Then she brings in the Old Testament – she probably violates every Levitical law in the OT.
She’s just nasty and that’s MY interpretation.
The new religious bigots. It used to be Jews, now it’s Christians.
Neo-bigots.
Ms. B. is an adoptive mother. Many of the Hollywood elite have put off motherhood, and have adopted children. How do they think these children arrive…their theme of abort at all cost seems counter productive to this aim.
She’s a “comodian”, not a “comedian”. I honestly just can’t understand why some people feel they can’t be funny unless they’re profane?
I like Jeff Foxworthy, since he doesn’t use much profanity. And I’m a redneck.
No, there is a pill that can cure what ails her. Hitler, Eva Braun, Goering and Himmler used them back in 1945.
Oh yeah, I’ve left looks out of it until now, but if the left insists, Sandra is one ugly woman.
I always thought lefties were not really normal: never known one to be able to argue their position particularly coherently or consistently and without resorting to ad-hominem or otherwise illogical arguments.
This election has demonstrated to me that, almost without exception, the harder left they are, the more unstable they seem to be, in one way or another. This observation certainly for me confirms my suspicion that Obama is, without question, unfit to govern.
I love it. Sarah Palin is flushing out the true, vitriolic, hatred of the liberals. Her conservative values are anathema to them and they can’t stand it so they strike out at her from fear.
If you look at the picture MM has up of this gal side by side with the one of the dog on the other thread…quite a resemblance…
The ugly liberal women are against us beauties of the right.
Sad how insecurities and stupidity knows no boundaries on the left.
So all this tells us is that Sandra Blowhard… er… Bernhard is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. I’ve heard it said that beauty is skin deep, but she’s living proof that ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Sarah Bernhard has genital herpes.
She is probably just being nasty because her outbreak makes her sting and that can ruin anyone’s pleasant demeanor. Someone give her some Valtrex.
St. Peter did what?
It amazes me more than 50% of Americans are willing to vote for a candidate or party that has supporters such as her, and other thugs just like her. She is one of the ugliest woman, no, the ugliest I have ever seen.
On September 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, fighterDC said:
Sarah Bernhard has genital herpes.
She is probably just being nasty because her outbreak makes her sting and that can ruin anyone’s pleasant demeanor. Someone give her some Valtrex.
Sorry, I just don’t think she’s ever had a pleasant demeanor.
Savage is right. Liberalism IS a mental disorder.
Hate is not funny.
No legitimate newspaper would publish the vile intolerant rants of Mark Morford. He’s one reason the Chronicle is losing circulation on a daily basis. Having lived in San Francisco for seven years about twenty years ago, I do NOT miss “the most tolerant city in the United States” at all. Not at all.
Sandra Bernhard ought to date Morford, they’d be a match made in Hell. Of course, she’s stylishly “gay”, meaning no man alive would touch her with a ten-foot pole, but hey…
Nasty foul mouthed hateful ugly skank…..I could go on but don’t want to waste any more time.
Another one to add to my list of won’t contribute any of my money or time in any way to!
Well, now that all the great intellectuals on the left have weighed in we can take stock of their wisdom.
We have heard from:
* Sandra Bernhard
* Lindsay Lohan
* Whoopi Goldberg
* Madonna
* Randi Rhodes
* Susan Sarandon
It is hard to argue with intellect like that.
It cannot be true, they say. The universe must joking, would not dare dump such a homophobic, Creationist evangelical nutball on us, this anti-choice, God-pandering woman who’s the inverse of Hillary, this woman of deep inexperience who abhors birth control and supports abstinence education and shoots exhausted wolves from helicopters and hates polar bears and actually stands for everything progressive women have resented since the first pope Swift-Boated Eve.
Both of them?!
AlohaGuy, I love the neo-bigot moniker. It’s so appropriate and I know they hate it.
So Sandra only sees black men as rapists? Classy!
You forgot Joy Behar and Pamela Anderson…
Humanity needs two planets. One for normal people, the other for birth defects like this Sandra creature.
She’s a female Keith Olbermann.
Nature can be so cruel.
What? You haven’t seen Margaret Cho, another “comedianne” who dream of raping Palin in her MySpace entry?
She looks kinda like that dog face in the earlier post about Obama unleashing his hounds….only uglier.
Jeez. And here I thought she was talking out her a**.
Come on Michelle… Sarah’s comments are not worthy of mentioning here. She is a blowhard that screams out what ever she thinks will sucker people in to give her attention….
looks like you fell for it.
Don’t forget the genius – Streisand!
I know it’s an old joke, but if my dog had a face like that, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.
My IQ is 168. Probably at least 4x Mark Morford’s.
I *love* Sarah Palin. She is smart, beautiful and thouroughly conservative.
In a word, someone *I* can relate to.
F— Off, Mark Morford.
Amazing how liberalism/hate deforms peoples’ faces into the grotesque. My God, to see that ugly puss of hers just makes me cringe. I’ve noticed Harry Reid makes the same face, although he keeps most of the hatred in his eyes.
The gulf between conservatives and these people is so large, it is simply unbridgeable. I can only conclude that Civil War II is in our future.
You have now witnessed how the irrelevant strive to relevance. Frankly, while watching poor Sarah, the words “slunk-meat” kept coming to mind.
Ex-friend of Madonna. She was too ugly even for Madonna.
Hate Republicans and you get 15 minutes of fame. Now the troglodyte can crawl back into her hole.
Fixed it for ya, Marky-Mark, you vile piece of wasted human flesh.
87 words in one sentence, but not an ounce of sense.
Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.
As if all the hatred and vitriol coming from the left isn’t an insult to any woman who decides not to be a mindless liberal sheep.
Blacks against Obama at rally.
You can tell Obama is pretty rattled by all this. How dare they! All blacks love him. He’s the The Messiah!
I thought Sandra Bernhard was dead. I had no idea she was still around.
(paraphrased)
Funny that man is. I’ll happily pit the intellect of the women here on MM against any group of libs they round up. Or how about if I just pick the conservative female friends of my wife and I. I’m SURE in any IQ test, the libs would lose.
My thoughts exactly along with giving that idiot of The Chronicle. What a waste of bandwidth.
So, Mark Morford uses words like “shrill” and “aggressively hostile” to describe Gov. Palin and not Ms. Bernhard??? It seems the only truth in The Leftist State is the most absurd, asinine, insane and ridiculous lie.
. . . only prettier.
Backfire-gate is coming.
lgm probably finds Sandra Bernhard physically and intellectually attractive
This woman truly isn’t worthy of this blog or those who read it and post on it. She’s nobody.
Add Jeanine Garafalo, who comes out from under her rock every four years to get another 15 minutes, then disappears until the next election.
About Berhardt…unfortunately, her soul is as dark and ugly as her face. I have only pity and scorn for her. Someday she will have a lot of regrets when it is too late.
Now, let me get this straight…they hate Gov. Palin because she is a good person? Because she loves God? Because she leads a moral and traditional life? Because she doesn’t kill her unborn? Exactly why do they hate her? I can’t get my mind around this. Doesn’t she have freedom of choice to live her life the way she truly believes? They hate her for that? This is so frightening that I am going to be prepared for the day after the election when we win and they go totally insane. I am going to warn my adult children to avoid certain parts of Minneapolis, as it will become even more dangerous than ever. I may even go to my daughter’s small town and stay for a while where it is more likely to be safe.
Yeah, Sandra, I’ll call them. I’ll call them and tell them that your Brazilian wax brought out your anti-Christian militant Judiasm that appears to be so completely jealous and envious of Palin and her firm values and her popularity that all you can do is make ad hominum (feminum) attacks as jokes. Nice.
Either way she’s voting for Obama.
Whoa, easily the meanest thing anyone’s said about lgm yet. I personally give him a lot more credit than that.
Misscheryl (#23) wrote:
AHHH! As a dog lover, I resent that insult to dogs! LOL!
Last nite on OReilly, no doubt many here saw it, he got into trying to understand where this hatred is comming from. In extending his thoughts, I dont think it is that Palin simply has a position in opposition to them on abortion. I think it is that she has chosen to have that down syndrome baby. I think there are many women that have had abortions, for a variety of reasons, that really do feel very guilty for what they have done. I think these women cannot stand to see someone, like Palin, that would stand up for that child as it exposes them to thinking about their decisions. And this is why they have such vitriolic hatrd of her, and not as much for men who are pro-life.
Rush says this kind of thing about liberals on the radio every day. Suck it up!
Curio –
I see your point!
Sandra Bernhard wants to be a man. That is why she mows box, and swallows hair.
Sarah Bernhard is so unimportant I am not sure why anyone published her remarks, much less posted it. Michelle should have skipped this one.
She must not be one of the few.
That was a dog?????? Silly me, I thought it was Michelle Obama on her good day.
Sandra Bernhard never recovered from the fact that Madonna had no interest in her.
That is simply the face and voice of unadultrated hate, fed by a heart that is utterly without any light or humanity.
BTW, her’s is the face, voice, and soulessness of every aspect of the Obama campaign. I hope everyone is paying attention.
I have’nt read all the comments so if this is a repeat forgive me…
This is one of the ugliest women in the world, bar none.
enjoy the day.
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: Barnyard is a first class POS.
Sorry LGM, but I have never heard Rush Limbaugh call anyone a whore.
I’m sure Sarah can handle all this. She probably doesn’t like it but can handle it. Adding her to the ticket is the only reason I will vote for the lote this time. Were she on the top of the ticket, there would not be a lote to vote for. I truly believe she will be an excellent VP.
Add Kathy Griffin, who told us here in ATL that she is so far left that she should have her own party, and then launch, like Burnhardt, into a bunch of personal attacks.
She is. Inside.
Really? Must have missed the parts where he called Michelle Obama a “bitch” and a “whore” or created shirts with Michelle Obama’s face that read “Democ*nt”.
If Rush did this, you’d not only pop a vein in your head over it, he’d be off the air.
Nice try, but no dice.
Rush Limbaugh does not cuss, swear, or use dirty, trashy, foul language. You are talking stupid…again.
I don’t care if the entire world hates us.
WE’RE RIGHT
Entertainment mirrors society. We get what we watch, and we watch what we are.
Sandra trying very hard to be relevant. Will this do the trick?
I’ve been surfing the blogs for several days now and I still cannot believe the severity of the PDS the libs have contracted. Bernhard’s rant is the most disgusting I’ve seen so far, but I’ve not yet been to the Kos.
And LGM, Rush is never as rude as the average lib.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d hoped this election would end the BDS that had poisoned our politics for 8 years. Now it looks like the tantrum will continue for at least another 12 years.
Palin/Jindal ‘12 and ‘16
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Let’s not forget Janet Reno or Rosanne.
Why are liberal women always so UGLEY?
A total waste of skin!!
If the ‘left’ thinks the ‘right’ is so horribly wrong, wouldn’t logic lead them to leave the ‘right’ to its’ own devices?
I mean, why write articles & do a one-woman (and probably one audience member) show, to tell everyone how horrible & backwards conservatives are? Wouldn’t the conservatives’ wrong path lead to its’ own destruction?
One answer: they are scared.
The emperor has no clothes.
Here’s a link about women and Ms Cho, the “comedianne,” who dream of raping Gov. Palin.
She and kapo lgm would make a great couple.
Morford seems to identify with liberal womyn a weeeee too much.
Perhaps he’s really just a womyn trapped in a jackass’s body.
But the Wa comPost said
sheit was funny.If link does not work Theater
‘Without You’: Bernhard’s Acid Reflex
By Peter Marks
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, September 12, 2008; Page C01
A little off topic, but since Sarah’s family is fair game (Barny Frank said so) then So are the Democrat’s family members. Put that in your pipe and Smoke it Dems.
AHHH! The soft, tolerant, nurturing face that is the Democrat Party. (Where’s my barf bag?)
Sandra Blowhard…she would make a great two-message poster for both the promoters of Abstenance, and Pro-Choice at the same time.
THIS is THE face of all those pseudo-intellectuals barking support for the party of hate, infidelity, cowardice, intolerance, vulgarity, and bigotry…and I’m not talking about Islam here.
There is nothing remotely salvageable from this trash spewing demagogue. Nothing! And, although tempted, I will not resort to any “coyote” jokes here.
I doubt we will hear nary a peep from Obama about this, nor from anyone from the transparent femi-nazi flock.
These pathetic excuses for human beings show time and again what values or lack there of, they hold so dear…Is it any wonder so many of them are so self-destructive, alcoholic, drug dependant, and suicidal?
No way I would watch anything this woman has to say. Never did like her. Look who her friends are. Madonna, Rosanne Barr….that should tell you all you need to know.
At least here in the People’s Republic of Hawai’i the Left is less venomous than the mainland centers of “enlightenment” such as the Bay Area, Seattle, or within a 25 square mile radius of Columbia University.
Ms. Bernhard is simply Bill Maher with cleft genitalia.
Don’t forget Matt Damon has weighed in and Michael Stipe has already claimed that he’s moving to England if McCain wins.
Do you have actual proof beyond a knee-jerk dislike of Rush? I would think that if he went on such an obscenity-laced tirade, he’d be off the air, heavily fined and we’d be hearing about it for months.
WOW – best news I’ve heard all day. Now, if we can get them all to leave, maybe we can start making movies that are worth a darn again.
happyscrapper said (#80):
Fortunately, we have MM and her followers to fill in the four letter words that aren’t allowed on the radio. Wait till the fit hits the shan on that one.