Miserable provocateur rails against conservative women again
(Language and blood pressure warning.)
Stare into the curdled face of Sandra Bernhard. Listen to her hiss. Off her meds? There are no meds to cure this hatred.
Sandra who, you say?
She’s that snarling, has-been friend of Madonna who does “comedy” or something.
And she last made headlines two years ago when she sold MAC lipstick by bashing conservative women as “little freaked out, intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch[es].” MAC defended her as a “provocateur.”
Hey, it worked last time. So, here she is again — going after Sarah Palin by imagining her gang-raped and lambasting her as a “turncoat bitch” and a “whore.” Of course.
Stage four of Conservative Female Abuse: Dehumanization.
They hate us. They really, really, hate us.

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Allahpundit: “This makes three has-beens this week alone who’ve tried to siphon off gas from Palinmania (or rather, two has-beens and one never-was). Everyone else in America’s climbed aboard the gravy train; why should D-list comedians be immune?”
Just more “in-your-face” proselytizing from the purveyors of Hope and Change.
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Another miserable provocateur unleashes his hatred and bigotry in the pages of the San Francisco Chronicle. Yes, it’s the morose Mark Morford again:
Every white woman I know is positively horrified.
Wait, that’s not exactly true. It’s more accurate to say that every thoughtful or liberal or intuitive or open-minded white woman I know worth her vagina monologue and her self-determination and two centuries of nonstop striving for equal rights and sexual freedom and exhaustive patriarchal unshackling is right now openly horrified, appalled at what the addition of shrill PTA hockey-mom Sarah Palin seems to have done for the soggy, comatose McCain campaign — that is, make it not merely remotely interesting and melodramatic, but aggressively hostile to, well, to all intelligent women everywhere.
Truly, among women in the know and especially among those who fought so hard to bring Hillary Clinton to the brink of history, nausea and a general recoiling appear to be the universal reactions to Palin’s sudden presence on the national stage, stemming straight from the idea that there’s even a slight chance in hell such an antagonistic, anti-female politico could be within a 72-year-old heartbeat of becoming the most powerful and iconic woman of all time.
They say: You’ve got to be kidding me. They say: This is what we get? This could be our historic role model? Two hundred years (OK, more like 2000) of struggle, only to have this nasty caricature of femininity try to hijack and mock and undermine it all?
It cannot be true, they say. The universe must joking, would not dare dump such a homophobic, Creationist evangelical nutball on us, this anti-choice, God-pandering woman who’s the inverse of Hillary, this woman of deep inexperience who abhors birth control and supports abstinence education and shoots exhausted wolves from helicopters and hates polar bears and actually stands for everything progressive women have resented since the first pope Swift-Boated Eve.
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MKH is a babe. google her for images and tell me if I am wrong.
Looks have little to do with what Your beliefs and your looks are not directly related – ugly people don’t automatically turn into Bad People – but beliefs can alter looks. Look at the Dixie Chicks. They’re haters, they’ve made that clear. The last few ties I’ve seen them in publicity it’s really started to show on their faces. All that anger and hate really starts to screw up your face after a while. How you are on the inside does eventually reflect on the outside to a greater or lesser degree and it tends to be that, the more angry and hateful you are, the uglier you’ll become.
You overlooked quite a few major conservative babes and such personal attacks really should be avoided. Especially when they are true.
Why are they so ugly? it is all the hatred, bitterness, anger and the like eating away at their very souls that causes the ugliness.
Inside AND out.
The true beauty of conservative women shows in their values and honesty. Their outward appearance is manifested by their inner graciousness.
To put it another way. They’re not whores.
You were on to something there but you would have been better without that last line.
It is not necessary to say everything that comes into your mind at the very instant the thought arrives.
Look at IQ charts… the MAJORITY of Americans are stupid. TV and the loser entertainers are aimed DIRECTLY at this demographic… This explains Oprah , The View, and this ugly “C-word” that spews her sewer to the welcoming majority of idiots.
The average IQ is 100, and that is pretty damn dumb. Therefore, American entertainment CAN’T rise above that, and actually MUST shoot far below that to attract the losers, not confuse the stupid, and still attract the $$$$.
Being gang raped by a bunch of black men is simply a projection of Sarah Bernhard’s desires for herself. She is so positively ugly that I couldn’t imagine any self-respecting man being able to maintain an erection in her presence.
Well, that is an interesting take on the IQ charts.
You might want to read up on that “IQ thing” just in case someone asks you to explain it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ
What’s her problem?
Can you imagine the outrage of the Obama campaign (and the McCain campaign too) if someone said the same things about Michelle O?
Only 5% of the electorate controls politics. Just be sure your that 5%. Ignore the rest because there will always be sheeple .
Only 5% of the electorate controls politics. Just be sure your that 5%. Ignore the rest because there will always be sheeple .
Evidently about 5% of the posts are controlled by people who have spasms in their “submit” button on their computer mouse.
DEMONcrat
(Sandra Bernhard that is)
If that is true… then explain Obama and his moronic followers,and why I am worried.
Oh goody, we got to “b*tch” and “wh*re”. It means they’re almost out of ammunition. Kind of like when your kids reach the “well you’re a fart face” stage of an arguement. Makes me laugh then, makes me laugh now. Morons.
Image: lgm asking barnyard if he can be the man tonight.
AJmontana you’re killing me, too!!!
You’ve outdone yourself this time-
Someone take the vodka bottle away from this ugly foulmouthed has been. Low IQ alert. And, hmmm. those Kawasaki glases go for $300 to $700. Not so cheap.
I haven’t been back to the very beginning of all the posts, and I apologize if it has already been said, but with the money she has made, doesn’t it seem like she would spend a little bit of it on some plastic surgery? Jeeze! Put her picture in a children’s book and they’ll have nightmares for a long time. Hell, after looking at the video, I’m going to have nightmares for a long time. God was not kind to her in the looks department nor did he give her an intellect (that was passed on that to that bag of hammers everyone keeps talking about. I’m not saying that to disparage poor ol’ Bernhard, I’m just stating a FACT!
These people really scare me! The more I see from the women of the left, the prouder I am to be a conservative. Sandra Bernhard is a perfect example of why conservative is the way to go. I also believe the thing she is most well known for is playing a lesbian on Roseanne. Not much of a resume.
“Faux News Alert”
Finally! Ater ten straight years of being runner up in Miss Ugly USA Sandra Barnyard has reached her ultimate goal!
Rosie O’dipsticks reign has ended and was unavailable for comment.
Barnyards love slave lgm was seen in tears when she/it/thing was crowned.
film at 11:00
aj, lgm would probably prefer the term “weeping”. That how they do you know.
That=that’s
She was best cast in “The King of Comedy” with Jerry Lewis. Played a nasty rich-person-hating loser monster that held Lewis captive and tortured him.
The part suited her.
I can’t imagine a worse fate than that suffered by Lewis’ character in that movie.
Just ordered my HERO & HOTTIE
bumpersticker.
To trump my lib/slob/loser
nieghbor chick’s
‘I miss Bill’ sticker.
Wallow in it, girl!
So a female provacteur ranting about a female politician?
Can you imagine the media reaction if Ann Coulter had said this about Hillary Clinton? Or that other female-like politician, John Edwards?
Me too! I also ordered the MOM FOR MCCAIN/PALIN one. I can’t wait to get them. My only fear is that it will make me a target for some nutbag Obama supporter with anger issues. Good thing I’ve also got my 9mm.
The Left’s Inner Ugliness once again on display.
As horrifying as this is, it needs to be seen by all of America. Maybe then the ‘moderates’ will finally realize what the Democratic Party really stands for.
And once again we have the left showing themselves for the racists they really are. She’s proud her ‘black brothers’ would rape a conservative white woman… un-real. There’s the left’s idea of feminism at its best.
Bernhard – angry –just look at her! Of course she’s angry – If I was that ugly I’d be angry too!
She could hardly string two sentences together without using one of her liberal adjectives. Nice!
Isn’t she the love child of Helen Thomas and Mike Tyson?
laylasmom:
I used restraint and didn’t order the
“half honkey/half donkey”
bumpersticker.
Well, as a man with a 136 IQ, may I suggest that it is time that we start?
Oh, and I am not being fooled by her not being seen lately. It is obvious that The Tarnished Cow is keeping her at home to show this country that a woman should be home raising her children instead of making something of herself and fulfilling her potential as a citien and human being. (No offense to actual housewives and other stay-at-home-moms. Remember, I am a stay-at-home-dad)
If she is home with the kids, it is only because she is being told to and she is probably there with a dozen nannies. It would also be the first time that she ever did stay home to raise the kids. After all, to quote the Obama children, ‘Sometimes we don’t see our dad for up to 10 weeks.”
Waitaminnit…you mean there are people who are actually spending money to watch Sandra Bernhard perform what she believes qualifies as standup comedy?!?
This “never was” has always been a foul mouth gutter crawling low life, exactly the type of person the sophisticates of Hollywood love and admire. I wouldn’t piss on this putrid pile of filth if she was on fire. She represents all I hate about the liberal hollywood left. I feel like taking a shower having only looked at the screen cap of this ugly abhorrent troll.
Don’t worry about Sandra,
she’ll get hers in the next life.
She’ll have her choice of job titles
Saddam Hussein’s Diaper Changer or
Helen Thomas’ Bikini Waxer.
yes, wine was involved here.
No. Then we sink as low as them. There’s plenty of ways of fighting this without stooping to their methods.
That SF Chronicle article by Mark Moronford was quite an example of the non-linear, sewage-soaked thought processes of your typical lib.
I am not an english major, but wasn’t most of that run-on sentences? Not so high-brow reading.
Good grief. The moonbats are in full meltdown mode. I just hope the fallout takes care of them before it does us.
It just occured to me that Sandra Bernhard herself may be the only valid pro-abortion arguement.
EDGY
Michael Medved put it perfectly today. He said that so-called women like these hate Sarah Palin because she exempifies the popular girl in school: the girl who was smart, pretty, popular, had it together and was nice, too. I think that’s why they hate her so much. They could identify with sHrillary, (or as I like to call her, “Cankles”,) because she was a mouse who rode her way to popularity on the coattails of her “man”.
If I throw the ball far enough, perhaps she won’t be able to find her way back?
Fetch Minerva!
Sandra is an example of a sex-change op gone awry. Skewed hormones and pure ugliness inside and out. So sad.
Does Sandra kiss her two Mommies with that mouth? Yecccch.
Off topic but a heads up: If you have a BillOReilly.com premium membership, you might want to change your password ASAP. Hackers got into the site and posted premium member info, including passwords, on Wikileaks.
From what I could see in the video, Sandra appeared to be under chemical influence.
I am not surprised by her extreme negative reaction to Sara Palin. As a polarizer, Palin will either be hated or loved. Anyone who claims to be in-between is self-deceptive.
It is disturbing to realize that there are people who find Sandra’s ramblings entertaing enough to pay for and enjoy.
People PAY to see that?????!!
May God help them to see the light.
Unfortunately, Sandra is not an attractive female, but the bile spewing from her friggin’ cake hole is what really makes her one of the ugliest persons I can think of. The fact that she adopted is a blessing for us all. Those genes will stop there…
The “loving Left” strikes again, eh?
Here’s a translation of Bernhard’s monologue: “I wish I were as popular as Sara Palin, because I feel like a forgotten has-been.”
Has Sandra ever been happy? Because it’s really hard to imagine that she ever was. If this is what it means to be a liberal, then I want nothing to do with it!
thanks Mookie.
Wow! She is quite the potty mouth! Do you think she can even string together a sentence without all those four letter words?
skankalicious.
Sorry…
I couldn’t get past her foul mouth
and her ugly attitude!
Never heard what she had to say!
karl and the girls
Yes, the
hatefulloving,intolleranttolerant,viciouspeaceful,vile mouthedwell-spoken, Kumbaya Left…These are the people who think they can usher Utopia into the world…
Between her and lgm, they have a whole poster-child campaign going.
No, I was only joshing about going after MO, but I will not be playing nice about her anymore…she and he no longer deserve my civility.
And as for the Hack at Bill O, anyone think they are not working on hackinf each and every Conservative blog even as we speak?
The marching orders have been given.
The SA has been mobilized.
Laws no longer pertain to them, for in their twisted tiny little marijuana-addled patchouli drenched Swiss cheese like little minds, the ends justify the means.
It matters not how many people are hurt, destroyed, families damaged, children crushed, so long as their Fearless Leader, their false god gets elected, that is all that matters to them.
Laws and civilized society be damned.
Now, what are the Republican law makers and the Justice Department going to do about it?
I absolutely concur about fighting back… just not the slimy way they do.
And the Republicans should make these attacks as public as possible, and find a way to get our voices out to the facts so people can truly see the difference.
I’m no McCain fan, but they are pushing me with their despicable behavior. They just might be amazed again at how conservatives and normal Americans will rally against this kind of hate-mongering.
That was a comment left on the Newsbusters site
I think that’s pretty fair.. although I have no problem with stand up that pushes the boundaries, it is a fair point to say if a conservative did the same routine featuring Michelle Obama there would be a huge uproar.
I love RetFireman’s posts – he always seems to be on the edge of a nervous breakdown
I just looked at Wikipedia to see exactly what this woman had done to be “famous” and I saw that she posed for a Playboy “pictorial” in ‘92. Uh, bleech . . .
One man’ Utopia is another man’s living hell.
Unlike them, I can’t speak for anyne but myself, and their idea of Utopia would be an endless nightmare for me.
But therein lies their crucial flaw. They mistakenly think that everyone wants the same thing…what they want. They are far to self-centered and egotistical to acknowledge that people really are different and everyone has their OWN wants, needs, and dreams.
That just happens to also be the fundamental fatal flaw of Socialism/Communism. While it sounds like a great thing on paper…eliminating want, everyone being equal, having the same amounts of everything, no classes etc…
It refuses o acknowledge the one hing that makes the whole theory/philosophy nothing more than a ridiculous dream dreamt up over a hookah and bong party:
Human Nature
Man will ALWAYS want more. he will ALWAYS want what he does not have. He will ALWAYS envy his fellow man and what they have.
You CANNOT change, wish away, force, strong-arm away, legislate away Human Nature.
And yet they think they are such enormous intellectuals and have such enormous brains.
The only thing on them that is that enormous is their egos.
Here is a link to another piece of PDS that I found on Youtube. Be warned it is a film about violence/rape against a woman. It is titled “Sarah Palin’s secret tape” and the poster has a comment that says
”
“This film is to be disturbing as well as eye opening. It shows that you can never tell what people fantasize about whether or not they do it is another matter. I left the ending neutral to keep you guessing. Will he act on his fantasy or not. I do agree it is sick but it’s meant to stir some emotion and uneasiness, not to offend. Though it shows a hint to my feeling to a certain politician…J/k
There are some very strange people on the left, it is scarey to think of them in power.
Epic fail sarah is a true hero.
I for got the link,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOXeJ9hl5iA
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These Leftist women are really losing their minds. Rosanne wondered on Bill Maher’s show whether McCain would take away women’s right to vote. Even Maher’s audience thought that was a nutso thing to think.
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
never elect a woman
who’s a conservative
she’s just a gender traitor
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
just HOPE to pay more taxes
DREAM about high fuel prices
CHANGE PROGRESS to move backwards
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
NEVER ELECT a woman
OR a minority
if they are Right of center
.
All real freedom starts with freedom of speech. Without freedom of speech there can be no real freedom.
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Help Halt Terrorism Today!
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Simply reprehensible
Why do entertainers feel like adding expletives every so many words makes them sound more intelligent, or that people will listen better? Good grief. I couldn’t even watch the entire thing, what an Ignorant person she must be.
It just goes to reinforce my point that Sarah Palin is the new Joseph McCarthy.
The left will go to any length to demonize and destroy her.
Voice logic command was turn on and my dog barked, resulting in a double comment. It’s OK. My dog agrees with me!
The left fears the constitutionality issue of states rights.
Have Sandra Bernhard and Eliot Spitzer ever been photographed together? Replace “Sandra’s” fright wig with a skin dome and……hmmmmmm.
That Morford piece is predictably ignorant. 200 years of feminist striving against Sarah Palin’s beliefs? Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton would *love* her. She’s exactly what they imagined American women could be if given the same legal rights as men.
Sandra Burnout.
“Whore.” “B*tch.”
Her description is acceptable.
“Old Dried up Insane Liberals never die…. they just..keep drifting further into insanty…”
It reminds me of riding to a game on our high school football bus. That form of language was used by young teenage boys to get attention. Profanity is used to mask ignorance. Remove the offensive words and she has said nothing with any substance.
That may be because all the women Morford knows have Y chromosomes.
On September 20th, 2008 at 2:41 am, sausage said:
With an Obama/Biden ticket and a willfully uninformed group of Left-leaning voters, RF has good reason for concern!
On September 19th, 2008 at 7:39 pm, lgm said:
Tsk, Tsk! Didn’t you listen to Karl at the last meeting? All of Rush’s shows are archived at his Website for quick reference talking points material.
We’re dealing with an incredibly insecure group of people who need to go further out on that limb to get attention. Devoid of values, morals, personal responsiblity or boundaries and protected from consequences, they continue to become more outragious until they hit bottom. Their biggest problem is an inability to live in their own skin.
Another low-life ranting and raving. Such filth spewing from the mouths of the liberal sector indicates a life full of hate and anger. They seems unable to communicate without it.
Typical liberal, pea brain, foul mouthand a chip on her shoulder. By the look on her face ,it seems somebody jerked a knot in her butt. Instead of trying to dig up dirt on Palin, they should be burying these idiots.
degenerate
Does anyone have a link to a Limbaugh transcript. No way am I paying for that drivel. Limbaugh is twice as hateful as Bernhard.
I wouldn’t call Bernhardt a DIVA but I think she would like to be one. There is a trend showing up here. There is a DIVA, OPRAH, showing herself up. Meanwhile folks Like Little Richard an ICON, is not getting much attention WALKING HIS TALK.
It is interesting how some people claim to be a Christian but then they don’t ACT like one. What is that called hypocrisy. Then there are shinning examples like Little Richard, who when hearing Imus was fired and for what, went into the studio and contributed a song for the IMUS RANCH RECORD. He recorded “Ain’t Never” The IMUS RANCH RECORD IS Number #2 behind Metalica on Amazon. The Imus Ranch Record debuted number #1 on Country, Pop and Folk Charts also in the top 10 of Rock. All Proceeds go to the IMUS RANCH FOR CHILDREN WITH CANCER AND BLOOD DISORDERS. What did Oprah say April 2007, Imus deserved to be Fired. No he didn’t, and I can’t boycott Oprah over the Sarah Palin censorship, When I don’t watch Oprah anymore. Oprah is big into controlling-censoring, her MEDIA. Little Richard, is a Voice of Reason, in a crowd of EGOS run amok. I am not among the crowd, who needs a daytime tv diva, to tell them what to think, read or who to vote for. Obviously.
Little Richard’s Tribute Page, is promoting IMUS RANCH RECORD, and a blog. I have seen Little Richard perform in person he was at the 150th anniversary for Kansas City, Chief’s Stadium, my husband was a member of the Army color guard. I think Little Richard is WONDERFUL. Going to one of his shows is a workout, he makes you participate. I was clapping, getting up and down in my seat, stomping. He even got up on his piano with some help. God Bless you Little Richard. A strong voice for reason.
http://www.myspace.com/littlerichardtribute
I’ve seen more hate in lgm’s posts in this topic alone than I’ve ever heard on Rush Limbaugh.
Of course, to lgm “hate” means not agreeing with lgm.
LGM the inciter said:
If he’s that offensive why listen to him everyday…unless one is secretly a fan and is sent here as a GOP plant to incite us?
BTW, Jake Tapper accurately quotes Rush’s statement in its full context – unlike the misquote Obama The Liar is pushing to Latinos – in a story on ABCNews.com, and it’s free.
You mean this woman who succeeded on her own merit, not on the coat-tails of her philandering husband?
Foxnews.com has a great story about B. Hussein Obama’s priorities towards fiscal responsibility in government.
He intends to spend fifty billion U.S. tax payer dollars – despite our massive debt – on a U.N. project to line dictators’ pockets in the name of ending world poverty.
Thanks, Obama, for your concern about the plight of Americans during these trying economic times! Yet one more reason why Obama is unfit to be President.
She can’t imagine it either. This is why she decided long ago to switch teams.
Unfortunately for Ms. Bernhard, the ugly she suffers from goes to the core, and bubbles up as ugly lava spewing from her mouth.
I would gladly provide my US DOJ-certified linguistic skills in Spanish to the McCain camp for free in order to offer ongoing rebuttal and outing of Obama’s smears in Spanish and directed to the Latino vote.
I’ll watch Univision, Galavision, etc. during election season and am continually appalled by the lack of fact-checking, the overt non-conservative bias (well, not that appalled about that one) and the general pro-illegal immigrant stance of a network like Univision, which is based in Miami, and allowed to broadcast within the U.S.
Since when does actively promoting the breaking of laws not make you an accomplice when those laws are broken?
I have to wonder about N.O.W. why are they not being called out for deserting Sarah Palin? They insisted Imus be fired remember. Imus is voting for McCain/Palin. hmmm…some women not as equal as others? Tell me it ain’t so. The above Bernhard considers herself a feminist? really? In what way women don’t have to agree on anything but equality that is it there is no litmus test that makes you a real woman except maybe you don’t feel so insecure you have to attack someone from your own gender who doesn’t agree with you. So how come no one is highlighting N.O.W’s double standard on Sarah Palin?