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By Michelle Malkin  •  September 28, 2008 10:53 PM

If you can’t beat the crap sandwich, join it:

“Buy my s**tpile, Henry!”

Tell me what you’d toss in the pile.

Here, I’ll start:

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  1. #1
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:03 pm, ajmontana said:

    Tell me what you’d toss in the pile.

    Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, etc….. ok, Congress. both houses.

  2. #2
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm, Mookie said:

    The NY Mets?

  3. #3
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:05 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    The Dallas Cowboys.

    Go ‘Skins!

  4. #4
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:06 pm, ajmontana said:

    Ha Mookie! too late. :( sad 4u.

  5. #5
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:06 pm, Mookie said:

    OT: Michelle, there’s an update on Braceletgate.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wi-obama-bracelet,0,6413408.story

  6. #6
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm, Mookie said:

    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:06 pm, ajmontana said:

    Ha Mookie! too late. :( sad 4u.

    Not for me, I’m a Red Sox fan. I just feel bad for their fans. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory two years in a row!

  7. #7
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:08 pm, ajmontana said:

    OK, you’ll be sad after next week. 8)

  8. #8
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:08 pm, happyscrapper said:

    The Minnesota Vikings!

  9. #9
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:09 pm, ajmontana said:

    lgm.

  10. #10
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:10 pm, vickisoup said:

    Ha! aj, that is the first time I’ve laughed all day. Thanks, Buddy.

  11. #11
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm, ajmontana said:

    Sorry to hear that vicki, I’ve been laughing at Congress all day.
    in between being sick to my stomach
    8)

  12. #12
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm, Mookie said:

    OK, you’ll be sad after next week. 8)

    Oh that’s right! You’re an Angels fan. This could get ugly. :lol:

  13. #13
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:14 pm, FruNobulux said:

    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:09 pm, ajmontana said:
    lgm.

    +1

  14. #14
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:14 pm, ajmontana said:

    We’ll make it quick on you guys this time.. paybacks. 8)

  15. #15
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:15 pm, tyrfing said:

    The Chicago Blackhawks. Speaking of worthless s**t heh

  16. #16
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:18 pm, ajmontana said:

    Tell me what you’d toss in the pile.

    Hollywood….
    and Liver.

  17. #17
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:18 pm, dj said:

    I was going to say Obama, and then I realized he was purchased long ago.

  18. #18
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:19 pm, vickisoup said:

    Pamela Anderson and Al Franken.
    :roll:

  19. #19
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:22 pm, FilmLadd said:

    Hey Congress, how about buying me a few extra cases of bullets?

    I’ll be happy to give them back to you - maybe sans casings.

    Si vis pacem, para bellum!

  20. #20
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Senator Feinstein and Boxer.

    Oh, that’s right, they’ve already been bought and paid for!

  21. #21
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, Member-VRWC said:

    Henry –

    I have a 25 year old Seiko wristwatch that gives the correct time twice a day.

    It’s been appraised at mid-7 figures.

    I’ll let it go for half that in gold; your cash (or check) is no longer nothin’ but trash.

  22. #22
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, prendad said:

    ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN News.

  23. #23
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:27 pm, Freddy said:

    Don’t forget Barney Frank!

  24. #24
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:28 pm, b-cat said:

    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm, ajmontana said:
    Sorry to hear that vicki, I’ve been laughing at Congress all day.

    Hey aj laughter like this?
    skip forward to 2:00
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNJg_cxKB0I&feature=related

  25. #25
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:29 pm, prendad said:

    add Michael Moore

  26. #26
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:29 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    The NY Mets?

    Sorry - as a Brewers fan - I feel for the Mets faithful, but am grateful they’ve sent my team to the first post-season in my entire life.

  27. #27
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:31 pm, nyc123me said:

    a bucket of rotten fish.

  28. #28
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:32 pm, nyc123me said:

    2 girls and a cup.

  29. #29
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:32 pm, atheling said:

    NYT and a box of matches.

  30. #30
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:33 pm, vickisoup said:

    Barbra Streisand, Randi Rhodes, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Dan Rather, Rosie O’Donnell, Joy Behar…..oh, we’re just getting started. It feels good to think of them finally getting tossed where they belong.
    :evil:

  31. #31
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:35 pm, tyrfing said:

    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:32 pm, nyc123me said:

    2 girls and a cup.

    haha, Why?? Why bring that up? Some of us are trying to forget.

  32. #32
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:36 pm, nyc123me said:

    lol me too..

  33. #33
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:40 pm, TexasEngineer said:

    I flew into Chicago today on business. As my plane was rolling towards the terminal…I looked out the windown and guess whose plane I saw on the way out?
    I couldn’t help it…it was automatic…a reflex action…I waved to the Hope and Change Express….with just that one finger.

  34. #34
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:40 pm, TexasEngineer said:

    I flew into Chicago today on business. As my plane was rolling towards the terminal…I looked out the windown and guess whose plane I saw on the way out?
    I couldn’t help it…it was automatic…a reflex action…I waved to the Hope and Change Express….with just that one finger.

  35. #35
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:45 pm, nyc123me said:

    Good work with the one finger salute, TexasEngineer.

  36. #36
    On September 28th, 2008 at 11:55 pm, TRM said:

    Michelle, even sh**piles have standards. Your submission is rejected…..

  37. #37
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am, swmbo said:

    Michelle, will you pay for my carpel tunnel repair if I start listing all of the things that should go on the pile?

  38. #38
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:16 am, Brenda said:

    Every single member of congress on the ballot who has the word incumbent after their name. I don’t care which party they belong to. If they aren’t going to listen to the people they represent then they don’t deserve to be in office.

  39. #39
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:18 am, uhangtight said:

    the gubernator, the entire california state legislature, mayor gavin newsome, mayor villareal and sec treasury paulson.

  40. #40
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:37 am, kayfromcarroll said:

    Maryland’s Governor Martin O’Malley!!

  41. #41
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:38 am, California Red said:

    It makes me sick to see Harry, Dodd, Nancy, Barney talk about how it is the Bush adminstration that caused this.

    I blame both the Bush adminstration and the Congress. Throw them all out.

  42. #42
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:43 am, vickisoup said:

    In one picture, Pelosi’s got her head thrown back in big laughter, Harry Reid is also smiling (no; really), and they’re flanking the biggest creep of all, Barney Frank.
    This stinks on ice.

  43. #43
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:44 am, vickisoup said:

    Oh, uhangtight, good call: Gavin “any twosome” Newsome. Excellent.

  44. #44
    On September 29th, 2008 at 1:16 am, travlinman said:

    They really need a picture of all of us taxpayers on the $h*tpile. I kind of feel like I am being $h*t on! Actually, I feel as if worse is being done to us with no kiss and no Vaseline. But it will be left unstated, as the fecal references are vulgar enough without resorting to pure obscenity. After all, this is a family oriented site!

    BTW: Thank God for Mike Pence. Where are the rest of our elected officials with the cajones to call a spade turd, a spade turd?

  45. #45
    On September 29th, 2008 at 1:36 am, joeswampy said:

    C, Ray “Chocolate City” Nagin and William “Cold Cash” Jefferson.

  46. #46
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:09 am, Cosmo said:

    Hey happyscrapper, watch it! Not the whole Vikings team, just Childress, Frerotte and T-Jack.

    Sharper and AP don’t belong on the s***pile.

  47. #47
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:09 am, Joy said:

    Am I the only one who wants to throw Paulson in there?

    The Entire US Congress - Let’s start over!

  48. #48
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:12 am, Cosmo said:

    Don’t forget Clay Aiken and Antonio Villaraigosa. Oh, and Matt Damon, too.

  49. #49
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:13 am, Cosmo said:

    On September 29th, 2008 at 1:36 am, joeswampy said:

    C, Ray “Chocolate City” “vagina-friendly” Nagin and William “Cold Cash” Jefferson.

    fixed.

  50. #50
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:14 am, Joy said:

    Susan Sarandon and her poc husband

    Whoopie

    Baba Wawa

    Every limosine lefty in Hollyweird

  51. #51
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:15 am, emjem24 said:

    I would add to the pile the following:

    1. The Yankees
    2. Gov. Tim Kaine of VA
    3. Senators Warner and Webb of VA
    4. Self-pitying members of the black community of Hampton Roads, VA who continue to vote for their “guvmint handout”
    5. Sec. of Defense Gates- not only one of the worst secretaries but political up to his eyeballs
    6. The complicit and corrupt MSM
    7. The GOP (oops I mean Republican I didn’t mean to offend Chaps) leadership
    8. Gov. Patterson of NY (my home state)
    9. NY state legislature
    10.Senators Chuckie Schmuckie Schumer and Shrillary who don’t care about upstate NY and never will
    11. Congress critter for life Maurice Hinchy who has been in Congress since I was a little girl. The hippies and commies in Ithaca, NY just love him.

    That’s my short list. Don’t get me even started on my long list. ;-)

    P.S. My Buffalo Bills are 4-0 and even if armageddon is on the way I will cling to that happy note for all it’s worth! :smile:

  52. #52
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:35 am, kevinva said:

    Congressman Jim Moran and County Supervisor Gerry Connolly.

    What a couple of “do-nothings”.

  53. #53
    On September 29th, 2008 at 2:47 am, _Great_Red_Dragon_ said:

    TIME FOR EVERYONE TO BEND OVER AND GET READY FOR THE POTOMIC TWO STEP!
    BE nice if once they would kiss us first……

  54. #54
    On September 29th, 2008 at 4:00 am, backwoods conservative said:

    Tailgaters, left lane drivers, and Alan Colmes.

  55. #55
    On September 29th, 2008 at 4:12 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Katie Couric

    Extra degree of difficulty if you throw her in the Pike position.

  56. #56
    On September 29th, 2008 at 4:19 am, Independent voter said:

    I have got emotional baggage that I believe I am ready to let go of.
    I’ve had it for 40 some odd years so it is “vintage”.
    Oh, and Shyster Mortgage brokers, Clueless & Crooked Investment bankers, and fraudulent loan applicants.
    OH AND:
    The CRA, the Community Reinvestment Act.

    AND Oooo, Oooo…if we throw in Obama and McCain can we start over?
    Can we…Huh?…Puleese?

  57. #57
    On September 29th, 2008 at 4:23 am, AlohaGuy said:

    In ancient Rome they had Vomitoria where people would go puke after their excesses.

    Today Congress has become a Crapatorium where your representatives go to take a dump on us.

  58. #58
    On September 29th, 2008 at 4:55 am, gayle said:

    don’t forget, illegals and their employers

  59. #59
    On September 29th, 2008 at 5:04 am, Fuller said:

    WOW! you guys ripped off all my choices, good job! ditto on all.

  60. #60
    On September 29th, 2008 at 6:11 am, Christine said:

    The Cincinnati Bengals should be at the top of the heap of this pile.

  61. #61
    On September 29th, 2008 at 6:27 am, joannmandolin said:

    St Louis City/County
    Circuit Attorneys Jennifer Joyce/Bob McCullogh.

    Obama thought they were so cute that he put them in his pocket.

  62. #62
    On September 29th, 2008 at 6:28 am, zorro said:

    I would like to deposit Ed Rendell and Jason Altmire. No, no receipt necessary.

  63. #63
    On September 29th, 2008 at 6:30 am, ErinF said:

    Hollyweird.

  64. #64
    On September 29th, 2008 at 6:37 am, mongo said:

    Add the Detroit Lions to this pile too!

  65. #65
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:05 am, kcnut said:

    The denver broncos, borat obama, and hair plug biden. Also the lamestream media. Finally throw sabilus there for trying to kill my home state. Oh my kc chiefs win yay.

  66. #66
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:38 am, sparky1962 said:

    Bill O’Reilly

  67. #67
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am, rambler said:

    la Raza, ACORN, Juan Hernandez and Geraldo.

  68. #68
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:50 am, Bob1234 said:

    My 35 year old eight-track tape player (play button missing). It’s been appraised (by me) at $12,654.82, but in the spirit of sacrifice I’ll take $10,000 even and throw in a box of tapes.

  69. #69
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am, Rob said:

    I pay for the losers and now I am paying for the rich.

    sigh

  70. #70
    On September 29th, 2008 at 7:58 am, tre said:

    All the RINO’s who say they’re conservative, but then vote in favor of illegal immigration, the bank bailout, etc.

    That, and my son’s autism.

  71. #71
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:05 am, Rob said:

    Are they going to keep giving money to the stupid, lazy and illegal?

    If so, nothing will change…

  72. #72
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am, mytake said:

    Buy my TMA stock. Even though TMA had no sub-prime loans, my stock went to pennies on the dollar. Noone in the government batted an eye. Where was my bailout?

  73. #73
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am, cicerokid said:

    Geraldo should be at te top of Michelle’s list, diya ba?

  74. #74
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am, Goldwater Knight said:

    Chris Rock.

  75. #75
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:33 am, beenthere said:

    Everyone with a subprime mortgage, everyone who enabled them to get a subprime mortgage, every government a–hole who put the gun to the market to cause the above.

  76. #76
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am, mytake said:

    Put CNBC on the list. They just let a Democrat say that this was all due to the last “seven years”….. without challenging it. These people are beyond belief!!!!!

  77. #77
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:35 am, backwoods conservative said:

    Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

  78. #78
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:40 am, mytake said:

    It doesn’t matter how angry the public is,the depth of frustration does not make it to the top. People will still vote for Obama and more failed socialistic policies. Australia looks better everyday.

  79. #79
    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am, mytake said:

    Thanks, Michelle, for giving me a place to vent.

  80. #80
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am, FilmLadd said:

    On September 29th, 2008 at 8:40 am, mytake said:

    It doesn’t matter how angry the public is,the depth of frustration does not make it to the top. People will still vote for Obama and more failed socialistic policies. Australia looks better everyday.

    Australia is falling too. There will be no where to run or hide from the collectivists. We will be forced to fight back, or else endure slavery to them forever.

    I’ve been trying to find some humor in all of this and this section is about the best stab that could be taken… but it is hard to laugh at the whip and chain.

    Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere!

  81. #81
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am, CO2 Producer said:

    My copy of What’s The Matter With Kansas?
    My old 4GB-hard drive PC from 1998.
    Some polyester elephant bell bottoms I found in the attic a couple of weeks ago.
    My memories of David Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch and Sandra Bernhard.

    That’s just the beginning.

  82. #82
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:29 am, bsmarj said:

    The Detroit Lions and Jenifer Granholm

  83. #83
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:35 am, FilmLadd said:

    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am, CO2 Producer said:

    My memories of David Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch and Sandra Bernhard.

    A supreme example of Canadian artistry at its finest. Ugh!

  84. #84
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am, CO2 Producer said:

    Next up: film industry bailout. On second thought, I’d better not give ‘em any ideas.

  85. #85
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:42 am, abqalan said:

    DK, DU, Huffpo, etc etc etc.

  86. #86
    On September 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am, mytake said:

    FilmLadd, if Australia is out, I see no hope. We are fighting a losing battle and no amount of protest will help. I’m joining The Black Liberation Church movement, taking lessons in community organization(voter fraud), and helping the teachers’ union get freedom of speech out of the public schools. Also I want to start working on reparations for everyone who has ever had a grievance with anyone, even if it is several generations removed. How about those Neanderthals? Talk about mistreated. They were driven to extiction

  87. #87
    On September 29th, 2008 at 10:14 am, DBNinKY said:

    If any of you get a chance today, please drop a line of support to Missouri Governor Matt Blunt in his opposition to Obama’s Truth Squad, now operating in his state.

    Let the governor know his actions in defense of free speech and valid elections are appreciated by Americans everywhere.

  88. #88
    On September 29th, 2008 at 10:22 am, mytake said:

    The market is collapsing! At least I know Nancy Pelosi is losing bigtime, too. Hope they are happy. They’ve brought the greatest economy, which has given more to the world than any other, to its knees.

  89. #89
    On September 29th, 2008 at 10:38 am, CO2 Producer said:

    Another thing for the pile: the Pickens Plan.

  90. #90
    On September 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am, clevergael said:

    Folks going 45 in the fast lane.
    The stuff Cleveland and Toledo pump into Lake Erie.
    The stuff Cincy pumps into the Ohio River.
    Public school superintendents who really don’t give a rat’s ass about the kids.
    Public school teachers who really don’t give a rat’s ass about the kids.
    Ohioans who don’t see why their state is heading to the bottom of the pile.
    Vernal G. Riffe, Sr.
    Jennifer Brunner.

  91. #91
    On September 29th, 2008 at 11:03 am, whoozit said:

    My ***tty house.
    When my husband was hurt at work and forced to stay home, we got behind on our house payment, but we ate beans for months, cancelled our cable, phone, and everything we could to catch up with bills.

    DAMN! We should have ate lobster, and waited for that govt. bailout.

    Is it too late to go into foreclosure???

  92. #92
    On September 29th, 2008 at 11:36 am, mytake said:

    Lest anyone forgets, Henry is a Democrat!

  93. #93
    On September 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am, JustAThought said:

    Friends that served in SE Asia tell me that the favored method of disposing of liquid/solid waste from latrines was to mix in several gallons of diesel fuel and light the mixture, let it burn down then bury the left overs.

    I volunteer to provide up to 100 gallons of diesel and enough matches to get it going for this s&^t pile. :)

    Oh, and throw the leading NOW and Planned Parenthood liars and thieves on top, just before the matches are tossed on.

  94. #94
    On September 29th, 2008 at 11:56 am, kerryb said:

    My mother-in-law.

  95. #95
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:03 pm, Laree said:

    Eric Rush on Heather Mallick maybe we could sell her she is a pile…

    http://sarah-palin-2008.blogspot.com/2008/09/id-rather-be-whitetrash-than-be-heather.html

  96. #96
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    Why all the sports teams? At least they do their own work (even when they lose).

  97. #97
    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On September 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    Why all the sports teams? At least they do their own work (even when they lose).

    In the immortal words of General Patton, “Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.”

  98. #98
    On September 29th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, Right_Wired said:

    LOL

    I added this little gem:

    http://www.buymyshitpile.com/node/3462

    1 Unused Copy of “Know Your Power”

  99. #99
    On September 29th, 2008 at 1:56 pm, Right_Wired said:

    LOL

    I added this little gem:

    http://www.buymyshitpile.com/node/3462

    1 Unused Copy of “Know Your Power”

    Double post?

  100. #100
    On September 29th, 2008 at 9:21 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Let’s add Frank Luntz to the pile.

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