“Buy my s**tpile, Henry”
If you can’t beat the crap sandwich, join it:
Tell me what you’d toss in the pile.
Here, I’ll start:
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Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, etc….. ok, Congress. both houses.
The NY Mets?
The Dallas Cowboys.
Go ‘Skins!
Ha Mookie! too late.
sad 4u.
OT: Michelle, there’s an update on Braceletgate.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wi-obama-bracelet,0,6413408.story
Not for me, I’m a Red Sox fan. I just feel bad for their fans. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory two years in a row!
OK, you’ll be sad after next week.
The Minnesota Vikings!
lgm.
Ha! aj, that is the first time I’ve laughed all day. Thanks, Buddy.
Sorry to hear that vicki, I’ve been laughing at Congress all day.
in between being sick to my stomach
Oh that’s right! You’re an Angels fan. This could get ugly.
+1
We’ll make it quick on you guys this time.. paybacks.
The Chicago Blackhawks. Speaking of worthless s**t heh
Hollywood….
and Liver.
I was going to say Obama, and then I realized he was purchased long ago.
Pamela Anderson and Al Franken.
Hey Congress, how about buying me a few extra cases of bullets?
I’ll be happy to give them back to you – maybe sans casings.
Si vis pacem, para bellum!
Senator Feinstein and Boxer.
Oh, that’s right, they’ve already been bought and paid for!
Henry –
I have a 25 year old Seiko wristwatch that gives the correct time twice a day.
It’s been appraised at mid-7 figures.
I’ll let it go for half that in gold; your cash (or check) is no longer nothin’ but trash.
ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN News.
Don’t forget Barney Frank!
Hey aj laughter like this?
skip forward to 2:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNJg_cxKB0I&feature=related
add Michael Moore
Sorry – as a Brewers fan – I feel for the Mets faithful, but am grateful they’ve sent my team to the first post-season in my entire life.
a bucket of rotten fish.
2 girls and a cup.
NYT and a box of matches.
Barbra Streisand, Randi Rhodes, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Dan Rather, Rosie O’Donnell, Joy Behar…..oh, we’re just getting started. It feels good to think of them finally getting tossed where they belong.
haha, Why?? Why bring that up? Some of us are trying to forget.
lol me too..
I flew into Chicago today on business. As my plane was rolling towards the terminal…I looked out the windown and guess whose plane I saw on the way out?
I couldn’t help it…it was automatic…a reflex action…I waved to the Hope and Change Express….with just that one finger.
I flew into Chicago today on business. As my plane was rolling towards the terminal…I looked out the windown and guess whose plane I saw on the way out?
I couldn’t help it…it was automatic…a reflex action…I waved to the Hope and Change Express….with just that one finger.
Good work with the one finger salute, TexasEngineer.
Michelle, even sh**piles have standards. Your submission is rejected…..
Michelle, will you pay for my carpel tunnel repair if I start listing all of the things that should go on the pile?
Every single member of congress on the ballot who has the word incumbent after their name. I don’t care which party they belong to. If they aren’t going to listen to the people they represent then they don’t deserve to be in office.
the gubernator, the entire california state legislature, mayor gavin newsome, mayor villareal and sec treasury paulson.
Maryland’s Governor Martin O’Malley!!
It makes me sick to see Harry, Dodd, Nancy, Barney talk about how it is the Bush adminstration that caused this.
I blame both the Bush adminstration and the Congress. Throw them all out.
In one picture, Pelosi’s got her head thrown back in big laughter, Harry Reid is also smiling (no; really), and they’re flanking the biggest creep of all, Barney Frank.
This stinks on ice.
Oh, uhangtight, good call: Gavin “any twosome” Newsome. Excellent.
They really need a picture of all of us taxpayers on the $h*tpile. I kind of feel like I am being $h*t on! Actually, I feel as if worse is being done to us with no kiss and no Vaseline. But it will be left unstated, as the fecal references are vulgar enough without resorting to pure obscenity. After all, this is a family oriented site!
BTW: Thank God for Mike Pence. Where are the rest of our elected officials with the cajones to call a
spadeturd, aspadeturd?C, Ray “Chocolate City” Nagin and William “Cold Cash” Jefferson.
Hey happyscrapper, watch it! Not the whole Vikings team, just Childress, Frerotte and T-Jack.
Sharper and AP don’t belong on the s***pile.
Am I the only one who wants to throw Paulson in there?
The Entire US Congress – Let’s start over!
Don’t forget Clay Aiken and Antonio Villaraigosa. Oh, and Matt Damon, too.
fixed.
Susan Sarandon and her poc husband
Whoopie
Baba Wawa
Every limosine lefty in Hollyweird
I would add to the pile the following:
1. The Yankees
2. Gov. Tim Kaine of VA
3. Senators Warner and Webb of VA
4. Self-pitying members of the black community of Hampton Roads, VA who continue to vote for their “guvmint handout”
5. Sec. of Defense Gates- not only one of the worst secretaries but political up to his eyeballs
6. The complicit and corrupt MSM
7. The GOP (oops I mean Republican I didn’t mean to offend Chaps) leadership
8. Gov. Patterson of NY (my home state)
9. NY state legislature
10.Senators Chuckie Schmuckie Schumer and Shrillary who don’t care about upstate NY and never will
11. Congress critter for life Maurice Hinchy who has been in Congress since I was a little girl. The hippies and commies in Ithaca, NY just love him.
That’s my short list. Don’t get me even started on my long list.
P.S. My Buffalo Bills are 4-0 and even if armageddon is on the way I will cling to that happy note for all it’s worth!
Congressman Jim Moran and County Supervisor Gerry Connolly.
What a couple of “do-nothings”.
TIME FOR EVERYONE TO BEND OVER AND GET READY FOR THE POTOMIC TWO STEP!
BE nice if once they would kiss us first……
Tailgaters, left lane drivers, and Alan Colmes.
Katie Couric
Extra degree of difficulty if you throw her in the Pike position.
I have got emotional baggage that I believe I am ready to let go of.
I’ve had it for 40 some odd years so it is “vintage”.
Oh, and Shyster Mortgage brokers, Clueless & Crooked Investment bankers, and fraudulent loan applicants.
OH AND:
The CRA, the Community Reinvestment Act.
AND Oooo, Oooo…if we throw in Obama and McCain can we start over?
Can we…Huh?…Puleese?
In ancient Rome they had Vomitoria where people would go puke after their excesses.
Today Congress has become a Crapatorium where your representatives go to take a dump on us.
don’t forget, illegals and their employers
WOW! you guys ripped off all my choices, good job! ditto on all.
The Cincinnati Bengals should be at the top of the heap of this pile.
St Louis City/County
Circuit Attorneys Jennifer Joyce/Bob McCullogh.
Obama thought they were so cute that he put them in his pocket.
I would like to deposit Ed Rendell and Jason Altmire. No, no receipt necessary.
Hollyweird.
Add the Detroit Lions to this pile too!
The denver broncos, borat obama, and hair plug biden. Also the lamestream media. Finally throw sabilus there for trying to kill my home state. Oh my kc chiefs win yay.
Bill O’Reilly
la Raza, ACORN, Juan Hernandez and Geraldo.
My 35 year old eight-track tape player (play button missing). It’s been appraised (by me) at $12,654.82, but in the spirit of sacrifice I’ll take $10,000 even and throw in a box of tapes.
I pay for the losers and now I am paying for the rich.
sigh
All the RINO’s who say they’re conservative, but then vote in favor of illegal immigration, the bank bailout, etc.
That, and my son’s autism.
Are they going to keep giving money to the stupid, lazy and illegal?
If so, nothing will change…
Buy my TMA stock. Even though TMA had no sub-prime loans, my stock went to pennies on the dollar. Noone in the government batted an eye. Where was my bailout?
Geraldo should be at te top of Michelle’s list, diya ba?
Chris Rock.
Everyone with a subprime mortgage, everyone who enabled them to get a subprime mortgage, every government a–hole who put the gun to the market to cause the above.
Put CNBC on the list. They just let a Democrat say that this was all due to the last “seven years”….. without challenging it. These people are beyond belief!!!!!
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.
It doesn’t matter how angry the public is,the depth of frustration does not make it to the top. People will still vote for Obama and more failed socialistic policies. Australia looks better everyday.
Thanks, Michelle, for giving me a place to vent.
On September 29th, 2008 at 8:40 am, mytake said:
Australia is falling too. There will be no where to run or hide from the collectivists. We will be forced to fight back, or else endure slavery to them forever.
I’ve been trying to find some humor in all of this and this section is about the best stab that could be taken… but it is hard to laugh at the whip and chain.
Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere!
My copy of What’s The Matter With Kansas?
My old 4GB-hard drive PC from 1998.
Some polyester elephant bell bottoms I found in the attic a couple of weeks ago.
My memories of David Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch and Sandra Bernhard.
That’s just the beginning.
The Detroit Lions and Jenifer Granholm
On September 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am, CO2 Producer said:
A supreme example of Canadian artistry at its finest. Ugh!
Next up: film industry bailout. On second thought, I’d better not give ‘em any ideas.
DK, DU, Huffpo, etc etc etc.
FilmLadd, if Australia is out, I see no hope. We are fighting a losing battle and no amount of protest will help. I’m joining The Black Liberation Church movement, taking lessons in community organization(voter fraud), and helping the teachers’ union get freedom of speech out of the public schools. Also I want to start working on reparations for everyone who has ever had a grievance with anyone, even if it is several generations removed. How about those Neanderthals? Talk about mistreated. They were driven to extiction
If any of you get a chance today, please drop a line of support to Missouri Governor Matt Blunt in his opposition to Obama’s Truth Squad, now operating in his state.
Let the governor know his actions in defense of free speech and valid elections are appreciated by Americans everywhere.
The market is collapsing! At least I know Nancy Pelosi is losing bigtime, too. Hope they are happy. They’ve brought the greatest economy, which has given more to the world than any other, to its knees.
Another thing for the pile: the Pickens Plan.
Folks going 45 in the fast lane.
The stuff Cleveland and Toledo pump into Lake Erie.
The stuff Cincy pumps into the Ohio River.
Public school superintendents who really don’t give a rat’s ass about the kids.
Public school teachers who really don’t give a rat’s ass about the kids.
Ohioans who don’t see why their state is heading to the bottom of the pile.
Vernal G. Riffe, Sr.
Jennifer Brunner.
My ***tty house.
When my husband was hurt at work and forced to stay home, we got behind on our house payment, but we ate beans for months, cancelled our cable, phone, and everything we could to catch up with bills.
DAMN! We should have ate lobster, and waited for that govt. bailout.
Is it too late to go into foreclosure???
Lest anyone forgets, Henry is a Democrat!
Friends that served in SE Asia tell me that the favored method of disposing of liquid/solid waste from latrines was to mix in several gallons of diesel fuel and light the mixture, let it burn down then bury the left overs.
I volunteer to provide up to 100 gallons of diesel and enough matches to get it going for this s&^t pile.
Oh, and throw the leading NOW and Planned Parenthood liars and thieves on top, just before the matches are tossed on.
My mother-in-law.