Comic relief: Joe Depot!
I need a chuckle. Don’t you?
Team McCain points out that in his quest to pose as Ordinary Joe, Beltway Insider Joe Biden rattled off the Main Street places he like to hang out:
“Can I respond? Look, all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in Wilmington or go to Katie’s Restaurant or walk into Home Depot with me where I spend a lot of time and you ask anybody in there whether or not the economic and foreign policy of this administration has made them better off in the last eight years.” — Joe Biden
His local paper snorted:
“During the debate, Joe Biden gave several Delaware shout-outs, including Wilmington’s Union Street… Maybe, I heard this wrong, or misunderstood, but I think he mentioned Katie’s restaurant…… Wilmington used to have a Katie’s restaurant – way back in the day – and it was in Little Italy, as is Union Street, but I’m almost positive Katie’s wasn’t on Union Street. And it hasn’t been Katie’s in, well, years. Maybe he said Kozy’s – as in Kozy Korner?” — The News Journal
My friends at American Elephants snorted, too — and sent a pefect photoshop of Home Depot Joe:
He’s just like you and me…except he’s not.
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This photo shop stuff is SCARY!
To be fair, he didn’t say Katie’s was on Union Street. There is that rather important conjuction, “or”.
lol, Glad to see I wasn’t alone in thinking that ‘Home Depot’ line was pathetic and hilarious.
Nothing says “in touch” like mentioning a local establishment that hasn’t been there for years.
“Sir… Can you help me and point me to the Home Hair Restoration section??”
OMG…the “Chia Pets” sign behind Joe. SNORT!
Joe’s the consummate Democrat… lie, tell any kind lie, no matter how outrageous, how unlikely or how laughable… then grin and tell another lie.
The only thing that will make me laugh today is to see clowns like this escorted out of Washington! I can’t express how disgusted I am with the lot of ‘em.
Here’s an exellent video to cheer you up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxVZTKq1vA
OMG! This is non-trivial. It perfectly illustrates how desperately the Democrats PRETEND to be of, for, and by the little people. And they flat-out LIE, with emphasis, fingerpointing, and gruff voice.
Sarah Palin is authentic. She’s believable. Joe Biden, and his overlord, are not.
SNORT-worthy
The brilliantly white capped teeth remind of a barracuda while the hairline evokes a sort of artificial turf feel. Throw in his 35+ years as an insider and, sure, Joe’s just an average guy…
In his dreams. He’s spent enough time in DC to have that air about him called ode da’ elitist.
Gee thanks Taz
THAT’s the job I hope he has next year! “You can do it – we can help”.
snicker. chortle.
People, please!!!!
Can’t we all just get aloan?
You can do it, we can help.
Where are all the “gaffe” defenders? Come on folks, let’s explain away this “gaffe” (read: lie), too. At least they make a well matched pair- neither the Obamessiah nor Biden can put two sentences together without at least one lie or one stupid misstatement. Makes a perfect Democrat ticket.
I don’t know Spanish so what good would that do me asking the illegal invaders that question?
Yeah, I’m sure he goes to Home Depot. Botox Biden wouldn’t dare ruin that manicure of his by doing home repair!
Where can I find rubber boots Joe? It’s piling up in here!
That suits him fine, mixing paint, or maybe he has done that already, the fumes have taken there toll.
and if anyone really believes that he believes in Obama I have a swamp in floriduh I’ll sell em. (bridge not included)
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: Obiden and Odopey whacked out on home depot glue.
O/T TxVet2, hate to say you are wrong but yesterday you said the cubs would be out in 4. Well, they’ll prove you wrong and will go out in 3.
That Chia Pets sign is a classic. RIght above Plugs head.
My favorite Joe comment was the line where he had to ask someone else how much it cost to fill up their tank with gas!
I think the botox leaked into his brain.
Beer on screen.
Biden should work for Home Depot. He did nothing for me when he was in the Senate, and I can’t get any help when I go to Home Depot either.
I think that’s called a Lateral Transfer.
Oh you’ve gotta do a photoshop of him as a Wal-Mart greeter…
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that today. Just finished off firing a bunch of letters to managing editors of hometown newspapers that stated Blowhard Biden was “error free” last night.
Tazz — thanks for the link. I am getting despondent that the Dems seem to be successfully spinning this that the financial mess is a Republican issue and the Republicans are at fault.
Speaker Pelosi refuses to allow an investigation or assignment of blame (go figure) and apparently the voters are going to let her get away with it.
Home Depot sells hair plugs now?
I guess they are serious when they say they can renovate anything.
Biden just might make a good greeter at his local Home Depot, but I seriously doubt if he really talks to his constituents.
skywise.. dems hate Wal-Mart.. don’t think he would be seen in one…
Nice.
Home Depot carries astroturf, don’t they?
Next he can got to AutoZone and get an Axelrod.
Sarah smacked him around real good!
The msm hated that Gov. Palin got in all her points which is what all the dem talking heads do every time they are interviewed on any channel. Never answering the question asked and stumping for their Messiah. (gag)
She beat them at their own game and can’t stand it…..
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: Joe, practicing in front of the mirror every morning to try and fake everyone out that he cares for his royaldopeyness.
Sandpaper… Keeps the forehead smooth…
Hey, Joe. Can you find me a bucket of prop wash? And bring a spool of flight line while you’re at it.
Post debate polling:
Fox: Biden 61 Palin 39
CNN/Opinion Research Biden: 51 Palin 36
CBS Biden: 46 Palin 21
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
I wonder if the Obama channel will loop the Debate? LOL, idiots just might do it.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Depot Joe… I think he was the knowledgable guy in electrical who didn’t know a male from female plug.
This is definitely snort-worthy! the other great lines you all are coming up with…
Yes, I needed this laugh.
What is it with Democrats and botox?
uhangtight – Good point… but then wouldn’t that also be the point?
How close to middle America, how in tune with the working man can you be if you don’t shop at Wal-Mart?
in demand for fairness..
I think a photoshop of Joe in a Lowes needs to be published as well..
Oh, to have the powers to place subliminal suggestions into any Democrat’s speech. Or to be able to implement the wish that Jim Carrey’s little boy did in ‘Liar, Liar’! Could you inagine if every Democrat politician (and a lot of Republicans, too) had to tell the truth for 24 hours. The uproar would be so great that we would run them all out of the country, not just out of town!
After Obama brought him to heel and made him shut his mouth about clean coal and so many other issues, maybe Biden needed to stop by The Depot for a bag of nuts.
{{{{DRUDGE POLL}}}} WHO WON THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE?…
BIDEN
28% 153,922
PALIN
70% 380,562
NEITHER
2% 10,152
Total Votes: 544,636
**********************************
SAVAGE POLL
Palin vs. Biden:
Who won the debate?Who won the debate?
PALIN: 42632 / 60481 70%
BIDEN: 17612 / 60481 29%
Joe said “Home Depot where I spend a lot of time” What A Dumb F&&K! Why does he sepnd a lot of time there? Is he hangin out with the illegals? Is he learning how to nail 2 boards together? You are a Senator! What the hell are you doing at HD instead of Washington DC?
Total LIAR
BWAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAAAHHHHH
Thanks goldwater…. TOS is using cbs and cnn all twelve of their viewers…. lmao……
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: tos head still in sand. wake up dude, your guy sucks, both of em.
Rush Limbaugh thinks Joe Biden looked like a Klingon. http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.parcoltop11.35513.ImageFile.jpg
LOLROTFLMHO!
Brings back memories. My dad was in Army Aviation and he used to tell me they would always send the base idiot to a building across the base for prop wash. As soon as he left, they’d call the duty officer at that building and tell him said idiot needed the prop wash. By quitting time, he would have been all over the base and come up empty. My father would tell him, “Don’t worry. We’ll check again tomorrow.”
A friend of mine in the Navy used to send the idiots to the goat locker for a few feet of waterline.
Don’t worry, Joe. We’ll find some tomorrow.
lol, lmao….are you serious?
First off, I think you have you Savage numbers reversed..it should be Biden 70%, Palin 29%. Secondly, you are going to go by online polls? I seemed to remember an MM poll after the Obama/McCain debate which seemed to go against the common consensus…and judging by how national and state polls have gone since…I’ll stick with the common consensus of more established pollsters. Here’s 2 more for you 2 chew on:
Survey USA Biden 51% Palin 32%
Undecided 17%
MediaCurves.com tracked independent voters, showing them breaking to Biden 67% to Palin 33%.
All of America knows that Palin won, Hands Down…. nice try though…. now go play with your dolls.
And your beloved FOX…and Goldwater is using online polling which he quited inaccurately (see above post).
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
quoted
Yes sir;
You will find the seeds of socialism next to the manure I just finished spreading on the American people.
Nice grammer. Did he really quit it? Idiot
My son takes night school and the teacher turned on the debate in class. At the end he said some CNN talking head said, “Well, I think Biden won.” Below him on the screen was the results of people texting in their votes:
Palin: 88%
Biden: 12%
What a maroon!
These shills will says anything to make the brain-dead democrat (socialist) ticket look good.
“Hey, Joe. Run up to Sonar and get me some contacts!”
(Bubblehead Joke)
Hey TheOtherSide;
Why do you need 60% of my hard earned labor to support your belief system? Can’t you stand on your own?
Unfortunately, “independent voter” means “the odds of me voting republican are none to none.” Everyone knows that the “independent” candidate is just “a democrat by any other name.”
You have to look at each question and ask, “Who won that point?” By the time you get to the end, the fight card will show Palin won.
How about this? Let’s have a second VP debate and have Rush Limbaugh be the moderator. He’s not writing a book due out on inauguration day that deifies The One. So he will be more unbiased than Gwen “All of us socialists are unbiased” Ifill.
My collie says:
I hope the children toilet paper his house.
Sarah crushed him. Totally.
Michelle, now is the time to get that interview with the next Vice President. I think she would enjoy sitting down with you. Make the call.
He hangs at HoDepo cause he thinks it’s a taxi stand. Can’t waste gas on the way to Amtrak.
I really don’t have anything against Joe Depot Biden except he is being totally disinguous with his support of Obama, he no more likes him than Hillary, Bill or I do. fake love, and it shows as clearly as the stars in Alaska.
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Image: yo joe! you ain’t foolin anyone with the fake love…. like a dog goin after a stuffed duck.
I didn’t want to sound overconfident.
Answer me you COWARDS
You do realize that without gaining independent voters the Republicans have absolutely no chance of winning in Novemeber.
I wonder why the rest of America didn’t see it that way. You’ve told me your issues with CNN and MediaCurves, what about FOX and SurveyUSA? I’ve given you 5 independent source which all show the same result.
Was Gwen biased last night? I didn’t see it. And considering the silence on the issue in the news and in the blogosphere post-debate, I’m guessing there wasn’t much, if any, bias displayed.
GEEEEEEES
I’ve been asking that question for three months to libs and never a taker.
I’m guessing you are talking about taxes, but where are you getting you 60% number from?
TheOtherSide
Answer my question
COWARD
Sure thing, if you could please elaborate on what your asking?
Are you really that stupid?
You can either continue with the name-calling and not get your question asked, or please elaborate on your question and I will be happy to answer it.
38% federal and state taxes
4% property tax
2% sales tax
15% social security tax
car license tax
gas tax
phone tax
fees fees fees fee fees fees
etc
etc
etc
Double hidden taxes through corporate taxes
Try that SPORT
WHY DO YOU NEED 60% OF MY HARD EARNED LOBOR?
I didn’t see any bias, but I did see Palin outshine her opponent.
Like most of the USA.
I just heard 69 million viewers…. wow. and who do you think they tuned in to see? roflmao, not Joe.
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
TOS, put down the crayon, your coloring outside the line.
Are you completely against taxes all together? Or are you just concerned about tax increases?
T.H.E.Y.F.E.A.R.H.E.R.
T.O.S. = Carville
Like most of the USA? Do you have any data to support that claim?
tos, Lets put our energy towards an Angel win tonight and say it was a draw..
Sure the reaction from your side says it all…. lmao. and the spinsters on tv…..
I’m done on the debate issue, I believe they both did well personally….
Amen to an Angel victory.
I’ll give you a debate draw in regard to polling influence. Biden won the debate, but Palin held her own, easing the minds of those who got nervous after her Couric interview. They both did what they needed to do.
You’ve got to be kidding. Forty hours of my sixty hours work week is theft. Welcome to my world of high achievers. All your social engineering discourages people like me from working. Try asking a poor man for a job!
Couric interview didn’t bother me one bit….. I knew she would do well in the debate. The drudge poll had wayyyyyyy more voters… 16 peeps is not a poll… it’s a band…. lol.
Carp, I said I was done… ok, I.A.M.D.O.N.E.N.O.W.
TheOtherSide
I’ve added 50 million dollars to this economy in the last 35 years. How much money has your liberalism added?
I respect your statement but I beg to differ with you TooMuchTime.I registered republican back in 1992 the 1st time I voted to vote against you know who. Before I voted for Bush the 2nd time I changed to independant. When asked at the courthouse what I wanted to change to I said hmmmm, I don’t see anti-democrat so I’ll just go with independant. I don’t always vote for republicans but I always vote against any name with a “D” next to it. I changed because I didn’t want to associate myself with a bunch of spineless wimps. Michelle Malkin and Sarah Palin both have more backbone and testosterone(sp?) than all the politicians put together. By the way, did anyone notice the dry eyes when biden tried to fake a cry last night? What a POS he is. And wasn’t Sarah something to be proud of? If all republicans had her backbone I would change back to republican. I just wanted to tell you that not all independants vote stupid. By the way I did NOT vote for hagal here in Nebraska.
If you can get into a home depot in California after running the gauntlet of illegal aliens in their tax payer funded rest areas, and you have any money to buy anything anymore, the last thing you want to do is talk to that spank blanket Joe Biden. Talk about adding insult to injury. I’ll shop at Lowes.
Thanks for the warning
Why do you have so much trouble answer a question with a straigth answer?
If (A) You are completely against taxes all together, then say goodbye to the military, highways, mail, public education, etc.
If (B) You are concerned about tax increases, well congratulations for making over $250k years and being in the top 5% of wage earners. So, you only have 40% left rather than the 55% you have left now. The infrastructure and the defense of this country need to be maintained and those less fortunate than you need some assistance…that is where your taxes go.
Man, do they have you fooled.
TheOtherSide
No I’m not anywhere near the 250k level. You must be blind to what people really pay in taxes.
Try cutting all your social engineered taxes than we can talk.
you can throw both candidates tax plan out the window now. K.A.P.U.T.
I started with nothing. Less fortunate BS
YOU PAY FOR THEM IF YOU WISH