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The forbidden skit: Full transcript and screenshots of SNL’s Soros/Sandler bailout satire

By Michelle Malkin • October 7, 2008 01:06 AM

NBC is furiously erasing its tracks. Any attempts to upload the forbidden SNL bailout skit skewering George Soros and his left-wing subprime schemer friends Herbert and Marion Sandler will likely be squashed. So, I transcribed the whole comedy sketch for you and provided screenshots for the 7-minute video that has disappeared from NBC and Hulu. (Pat Dollard’s blog has posted the full clip on its server. Thanks to Ms. Underestimated for the .wmv file.)

The hits on the Sandlers ( “People who should be shot”) and Soros ( “Owner, Democratic Party”) occur near the end of the skit.

***

Announcer: Next on C-SPAN, President Bush, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Congressman Barney Frank appeared earlier today at a joint press conference to comment on the financial bailout measure just passed by Congress.

Bush: Good afternoon. On Friday, this Congress was able to put aside its differences and come together in the bipartisan spirit to pass legislation that was absolutely vital to ensure world confidence in our financial markets and prevent a collapse of credit which would have had a catastrophic effect on our economy. Approving this bill was the right thing to do and I commend our legislators for their actions. Speaker Pelosi.

Pelosi: Thank you, Mr. President. I, too, applaud Congress for this vote and add that without your vote, this bill might well have failed. Even though this crisis was 100 percent the fault of your administration and it’s insane economic policies. And though I’m sure you’ll agree, you will go down in history as our worst president ever. This one time, you did manage to not screw things up and I wanna acknowledge that.

Bush: Thank you, Madame Speaker. I was glad to do it.

Frank: Let me add, Mr. President, I was also pleased to see that for the first time during your eight years in office and possibly your entire life, you were able to demonstrate leadership, not to mention simple human decency.

Bush: You bet, you bet.

Pelosi: Let’s not forget, Mr. President, that it was the Democrats that first sounded the alarm about the risky mortgage loans that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were encouraging and that your party resisted all our efforts to rein them in.

Bush: W-w-w-w-ait. Wasn’t it my administration that warned about the problem six years ago? And it was the Democrats that refused to listen?!

Pelosi: What? Who told you that? That’s crazy. It was completely the other way around.

Frank: Actually. This time, he’s sort of right.

Pelosi: Shhh! Don’t say anything. He doesn’t know. Now, there was another point we wanted to make here and you are welcome to stay.

Bush: Thank you. I’d like that.

Pelosi: Back there would be better.

Bush: No problem.

Pelosi: In the past few weeks, this debate has focused on the wisdom of government intervention in the housing markets. What hasn’t been talked about is that behind every home foreclosure, there is a story of real suffering by real Americans. People who, but for the grace of God, could be you or your neighbors. And today, we’d like to introduce you to some of them.

Michael McCune and Jerome Gant, two ordinary Americans whose only crime was to play by the rules and who now find themselves facing eviction from their homes.

Please tell us your story.

Michael: Uh, well, to start. I still don’t understand how this happened to me. I mean, I fit all the requirements for a subprime mortgage. Uh, no credit history.

Jerome: Same here.

Michael: No job.

Jerome: Me neither.

Michael: Minor criminal record.

Jerome: Ditto.

Michael: Dishonorable discharge from the Army.

Jerome: Yeah, I got mine right here.

Michael: Uh, drug problems.

Jerome: Me, too.

Michael: Uh, alcohol problems.

Jerome: Guilty as charged.

Michael: Gambling addiction.

Jerome: Yeah.

Michael: Pregnant girlfriend — actually, two pregnant girlfriends.

Jerome: Just the one.

Well, I was talked into a balloon mortgage. Where you move into the house. And then you get to live in it. And you don’t have to, like, pay money or anything to the bank. But then later, you do.

Jerome: Yeah, what up with dat?

Michael: I mean, you could say I’m a double victim, since I never had a job and now I don’t have a home!

Jerome: Well, I’m a triple victim, because now I’ve been charged with arson for allegedly setting fire to the house they evicted me from.

Pelosi: You are both in our thoughts. (Hugs Michael. Won’t hug Jerome.)

This is Greg Phillips and his wife, Judy. How did the housing collapse affect you?

My wife and I bought two dozen time-share condos which we heavily mortgaged in order to flip them 6 months later for triple the purchase price and then the real estate market tanked.

Pelosi: And you were doing this through…

Judy: Misrepresentation.

Pelosi: No, I meant, did you do this out of your home…

Judy: Out of greed.

Greg: Yes, out of greed.

Pelosi: And now, with the real estate market down, you’re stuck with two dozen time-share condos that you can’t sell…

Judy: Unless we can sell them for, like, 10 percent more than we paid.

Pelosi: So, you can’t make your mortgage payments.

Greg: Not without selling the boat. Or putting off essential cosmetic surgery.

Pelosi: And who is this? This is Crystal, our surrogate mother.

Crystal: Waaaazup?

Judy: You see, I can’t have children…without getting bad stretch marks.

Pelosi: You are also in our thoughts and prayers.

This is Herbert and Marion Sandler. Tell us your story.

Herbert Sandler: My wife and I had a company which aggressively marketed subprime mortgages, and then bundled them into securities to sell to banks such as Wachovia. Today, our portfolio is worth almost nothing — though at one point, it was worth close to $19 billion.

Pelosi: My God. I am so sorry. Were you able to sell it for anything.

Herbert Sandler: Yes, for $24 billion.

Pelosi: I see. So in that sense, you’re not so to speak, actual victims.

Herbert Sandler (chuckling): Oh, no. That would be Wachovia Bank.

Marion Sandler: Actually, we’ve done quite well. We’re very happy.

Herbert Sandler: We were sort of wondering why you asked us to come today.

Marion Sandler: Anyway, it’s delightful to see you, Nancy. (Kisses Pelosi.)

Herbert Sandler: And thank you, Congressman Frank, as well as many Republicans for helping block
Congressional oversight of our corrupt activities.

Frank: Not at all. Let me say something else here. You know, many of you are probably wondering, “Where will that $700 billion missing from our economy go?” To help answer that, let me introduce our good friend, billionaire hedge fund manager, George Soros.

Soros: So what became of zat $700 beellion dollars? Well, basically it belongs to me, now. Actually, it’s not even dollars anymore, but Swiss franks, since I have taken a short position against the dollar.

Bush: Oh, really. That’s not good.

Soros: You’re not to speak. I don’t like you.

Yes, uh, zee U.S. dollar will have to be devalued sometime next week. Either Tuesday or Wednesday. I haven’t decided wheech yet. It will depend on how I feel.

Frank: Thank you very much, Mr. Soros. You’re a great man.

Soros: Could I just add that even though you know what’s coming, you won’t be able to do anything about it.

Pelosi: You’re a wise man, Mr. Soros. And a powerful one.

Frank: You are better than us.

Soros (pointing to Anne Hathaway character): Your wife is physically attractive. Sell her to me, please.

Greg and Judy: Sure. Ok.

Announcer: We’ll now leave this press conference and join a discussion of Sen. McCain’s foreign policy positions already in progress. Gov. Palin is about to say something embarrassing.

##End##

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#1

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:08 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

Michelle, you ROCK!!!
#2

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:16 am, GregGates said:

Great work. Thank you for taking the time to transcribe.

<3
#3

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:17 am, Little Ma said:

Michelle, you’re THE BEST!!! Thanks!!!
#4

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:18 am, love2rumba said:

AS Arte Johnson used say in countless skits (dressed up as a WWII German soldier on Laugh-In in the 1960’s):

Velllly Interesting…..

That video should be used by McCain as a campaign ad:
#5

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:21 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

The cover-up of this “forbidden skit” is just one more example of…

Those who can’t handle the truth
try to silence those who speak it.
#6

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:22 am, GregGates said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScdmUQ_bEg

is the youtube link. You can save it via http://www.keepvid.com before they yank it. Save as .mp4
#7

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:27 am, Gwillie said:

I have a link with the video on you-Tube “Once it’s out there it’s out there”
#8

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:30 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

MSM covers for Dems on Fannie, Freddie
October 6, 2008 12:08 PM by Michelle Malkin

Shhhhhhhhhh.
#9

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:31 am, Gwillie said:

Just a thought… Somewhere in New York a SNL Writer is looking for a new job,
#10

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:31 am, mtngrandpa said:

Thanks Michelle! Good skit and true.

“All goes awry and lawless in the land, where power takes the place of justice.”

Margaret of Austria
1480-1530
link to quote
#11

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:48 am, fred5676 said:

NBC (SNL), PBS (Gwen, baby), et al - all completely in the tank for Obama.

Nota Bene - this is just a preview of an Obama administration, so this is good practice in saving televised programs from the ash heap of censorship.

We will need a national corps of TIVO attendents, ready to transcribe key programs onto memory sticks and bury them in the backyard to preserve an accurate history of the Obama years.
#12

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:49 am, fred5676 said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 1:31 am, Gwillie said:

Just a thought… Somewhere in New York a SNL Writer is looking for a new job,

or his HEAD!
#13

On October 7th, 2008 at 2:08 am, pgtips said:

I watched the video on the link provided. It was truly hilarious. Truth hurts.
#14

On October 7th, 2008 at 2:34 am, Brian72 said:

Seems the people at the top of NBC don’t want the traditional skewering of both sides in their political comedy just now, do they?
They just screwed up and gave this clip a rocket booster!
Now, the forbidden fruit is even more tempting, isn’t it? Hahahahaha!!!!!

But of course, they had to get a shot at Sarah in there at the end. I’m becoming very tired of this constant drumbeat, “she’s stupid, she’s stupid”.

Sarah Palin has arrived on the national stage, and she isn’t leaving. I am now absolutely convinced Sarah will be the first female President of the United States someday. No doubt about it, just a matter of when, and how. VP first, or a 2012 comeback?

I may have to go and sign up for the Secret Service.
#15

On October 7th, 2008 at 2:41 am, cubbiegal said:

That was very funny…for once.
#16

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:06 am, love2rumba said:

I just emailed it to 3 friends of mine.
#17

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:08 am, love2rumba said:

Brian72 said:

I may have to go and sign up for the Secret Service.

I’m right behind you, dude!
#18

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:51 am, Ronbo said:

Excellent find Michelle! I’ve posted it on my blog with a link back to you. Please be advised that you are now promoted to Freedom Fighter by Sergeant Ronbo for your service to the Republic.
#19

On October 7th, 2008 at 5:35 am, gridlock said:

SNL actually funny. Will the wonders never cease.

I hope, perhaps without justification, that the mass of good Americans will be repulsed by this effort by a handful of billionaires to buy our political system. If the people vote against them, they cannot win.

But so many people are just playing along, listening to the pretty Obama music, and being distracted by the shiny objects at the edge of the screen. We need to appeal to their intelligence and better judgement, before it is too late.
#20

On October 7th, 2008 at 5:49 am, graysonret said:

If the people vote against them, they cannot win

They just “buy” their way in. Money and politics go hand-in-hand. There was once a time when politicians considered it shameful to “campaign” for an office; bad taste and showed too much ambition, which people thought dangerous. Now, they start running a few minutes after the new President is installed. It’s all to curry the favor of the money people.
#21

On October 7th, 2008 at 6:03 am, bansharia said:

OT:
Just heard on radio Jerome Corsi has been detained in Kenya.
author of Obamanation
#22

On October 7th, 2008 at 6:19 am, Bhishma said:

So his is the famous ‘Freedom of Speech’ Americans enjoy!
#23

On October 7th, 2008 at 6:28 am, Trollman said:

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time. I started reading the script, but I couldn’t believe it was true. Would SNL actually criticize the Democrats like that? I clicked on the link and watched the video. It is real! (pinches cheek)

I don’t know which I should do more - laugh or cry. It is so funny precisely because it is so accurate. Especially the depiction of Bush being a doormat and scapegoat, sigh.
#24

On October 7th, 2008 at 6:49 am, nyc123me said:

Nice. I suggest everyone here open a youtube account and upload the video. They might have some problems trying to stop a flood like that.
#25

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:11 am, ajmontana said:

Bansharia, are they detaining him Odopeys bros hut?
#26

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:12 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

I think there is one justification for pulling the skit because of the subtitle used under the Sandlers “People who should be shot.”

But that’s certainly easy nuff’ to fix in the editing room to put it back up simply by substituting the word ’shot’ with:

A. Flogged
B. Pilloried
C. Tar and feathered
D. All the above.
#27

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:21 am, bansharia said:

AJ,
Lmao I don’t know but CBS early show just stated the news, needless to say they made non of their usual snarly comments.
#28

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:27 am, bansharia said:

Dance,
I vote for 2 steaming piles.
#29

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:29 am, FilmLadd said:

The whole thing is very odd, and I’m not referring just to the NBC erasure effort.

I am surprised that anyone at SNL knows who Soros is, much less Herbert and Marion Sandler.

This “financial crisis” and near-inevitable election of Obama may end up making Americans post-modern Alices in Wonderland, falling through the looking glass into a dark neo-Soviet world where humor is criminalized.

I wonder if the collective unconscious over at SNL knows that their days of free-ranging jokes are coming to an end, and the stale breath of “hate-speech” censors will be on the back of their necks in the future.

Curiouser and curiouser…
#30

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:30 am, ajmontana said:

Being shot is so final, these guys need to suffer, put them in a dunk tank that’s open 24/7 with free throws for the rest of days.

It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!

McCain/Palin 08′
Image: blub, blub, blub.
#31

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am, ajmontana said:

and near-inevitable election of Obama

lol, the media doesn’t elect POTUS.
the people will not elect this ~~man~~ pos.
#32

On October 7th, 2008 at 7:40 am, CO2 Producer said:

The Case of the Vanishing Skit. It’s all Bush’s fault, you know.

I like the “stretch marks” line, which I didn’t catch the first time. Good skit in general, SNL. More of these evenhanded jabs, please.
#33

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:15 am, FamilyMan said:

There are situations such as this, when I would like to be wealthy enough to to go after the Soras and Sandler types. A good friend of mine was once in the same financial category as those two social ingrates. He tried to play the big game and lost but keep his moral high ground. These two are rich but have lost their souls.
#34

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:24 am, diggafromdover said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RKQuAwqAbs

It is there!
#35

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:33 am, FamilyMan said:

diggafromdover… Who got you youtube video back up? How long do you think it will stay there?
#36

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:35 am, bansharia said:

buy a block of PWE use profits for ammo,seeds and canned goods.
#37

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:36 am, srhoades said:

Funny because it’s true . . . or frightening because it’s true?
#38

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:39 am, jangar said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:15 am, FamilyMan said:
These two are rich but have lost their souls.

Every time I read a book from the Left Behind series my mind sees George Soros as the Carpathia character.
#39

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:43 am, FamilyMan said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:35 am, bansharia said:
buy a block of PWE use profits for ammo,seeds and canned goods.

I live in northern Idaho. This is Mormon country. I’m always prepared and it’s a good feeling to know most of my neighbors are also. I’m not Mormon but you’ve got to admire their self reliance.
#40

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:45 am, Rob said:

I sure don’t feel real good this morning about McAmnesty’s chances.
#41

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:46 am, FamilyMan said:

jangar said: my mind sees George Soros as the Carpathia character.

I’m not a religious man but I do see the world of good and evil. Soros is evil.
#42

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:50 am, southsideironworks said:

Down the memory hole it goes, well sort of. What I cant believe is that people still think the MSM is unbiased.

This is proof positive that the deck is stacked.
#43

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am, FamilyMan said:

I’ve click on that youtube 3 times and the viewer count does not change. WHATS UP WITH THAT?
#44

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am, jangar said:

I sure don’t feel real good this morning about McAmnesty’s chances.

As long as he doesn’t seem to want to grow some, why should we feel good about the top of the ticket? As Rush says, this is going to be a referendum on Obama. Just wish our side would take more advantage of all the golden apples laid at their feet.
#45

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am, jangar said:

viewer count does not change

Ostrich Syndrome
#46

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

More. Please.
#47

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:01 am, FamilyMan said:

jangar . CAN YOUTUBE CONTROL THE VIEWER COUNT?
#48

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:03 am, jangar said:

Can somebody disable it? Beats me, just a thought.
#49

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:03 am, bansharia said:

Fam,
I am not either but grew up with many and at the risk of sounding trite have many pals who are. In their honor I call my bits Morman shopping etc
be sure to rotate, I uee a sharpie for exp dates.. eyes ain’t what they used to be.
#50

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am, FamilyMan said:

bansharia said: I uee a sharpie for exp dates.. eyes ain’t what they used to be.

Good Idea. I’m an old farm boy. Putting food up is just part of the lifestyle.
#51

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:08 am, meatpieandtatters said:

“I’d like Fillet of Sandler, please.”

Sorry sir, but this was taken off the menu.

“But why? I just ordered it last Saturday.”

The “owner” took it off the menu.
#52

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:11 am, FamilyMan said:

jangar I’ve clicked on it 10 time It’s holding at 1202. My conspirator mind will check back in 4 hours.
#53

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am, jangar said:

Yea, makes me wonder. I mean, if the left puts their foot into it and it gets too much play, wouldn’t that make those at the top a little nervous?
#54

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:26 am, jangar said:

I can hear it now…

OBAMA: “Uh, hello…this is the, um, Messiah…that skit you did is NOT helping, uh, Michelle’s children…”
#55

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:31 am, FamilyMan said:

Has anyone noticed that the old image of the fat cat Republicans who toss poor windows and orphans out in the cold is being replaced.. We now have fat cat liberals destroying monetary systems which does the same thing.
Just a thought.
#56

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:33 am, Dimsdale said:

Wow! I am surprised the skit even got on the air.

The Sandler couple appeared to be so far fetched, I did not realize (or hope) that they were real people.

I guess it is fine to mock Palin and have it replayed on the morning tv talk shows, but if it involves the very real transgressions by some truly slimy rich Democrats. The Soros charicature was dead on.

Nice job, NBC. Suppress the truth for your Democrat masters. Nice of you to demonstrate just how deeply in the tank you are.
#57

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:39 am, FamilyMan said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:31 am, FamilyMan said:
Has anyone noticed that the old image of the fat cat Republicans who toss poor windows and orphans out in the cold is being replaced.. We now have fat cat liberals destroying monetary systems which does the same thing.

Will Michael Moore make a “documentary” of that?
#58

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:45 am, bansharia said:

Fam,
may God continue to Bless you
last update was Corsi has been released.
#59

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:47 am, bansharia said:

Fam,
dem slacks and media hacks DESTROY everything they touch. This remains very odd to me in that no matter what twister version of the logic they still come out losers.. it is creepy.
#60

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:50 am, bansharia said:

psssttt Elizabeth Dole is kicking ahem
on Glenn Beck now if you missed she begins aprox 1/2 hours into program:
http://radiotime.com/Search.aspx?ChannelId=57917
can find a linkie there if you dont have blah blah blah
#61

On October 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am, happyscrapper said:

I watched this Saturday Night and couldn’t believe what I was seeing! I wished I had taped it. It just floored me, knowing how liberal SNL is, that they would put something on that totally trashed the democrats and showed them in the tank for George Soros. I usually fall asleep way before SNL is finished, since most of the show is total junk. Not like the old days of Martin Short, Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, etc.
#62

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:07 am, cheapseat said:

that makes two skits they have rapidly pulled. they did the same thing about the two reporters discussing todd palin and incest. the connection of those two skits both show the core propaganda machine of the democrat party and the democrat party for the slime they are.
#63

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:13 am, Wildcatter1980 said:

I noticed Anne Hathaway in the skit. That is quite ironic as her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri was arrested for fraud two weeks after they broke up.
#64

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am, DMC said:

I copied the transcript to my My Space page, if that’s okay.

It’s linked back to here and I encouraged any readers (I don’t have many) to come here to see the screen caps.

But in case they don’t, I think the transcript ought to be disseminated as widely as possible.
#65

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:18 am, happyscrapper said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 8:39 am, jangar said: Every time I read a book from the Left Behind series my mind sees George Soros as the Carpathia character.

George Soros isn’t charismatic or good-looking enough. He is too obvious also. The antichrist will be much more devious and appealing to the masses.
#66

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am, jangar said:

True, but it’s his basic character and appeal to the masses that tells me just how ‘lead by the nose’ some can be.
#67

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:25 am, sonofdy said:

George Soros isn’t charismatic or good-looking enough. He is too obvious also. The antichrist will be much more devious and appealing to the masses.

Sorta like obama????
#68

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:25 am, sonofdy said:

:beer:
#69

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:26 am, sonofdy said:

Sorry just trying something out because the preview button didn’t work
#70

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:28 am, Laree said:

Barney Franks is bringing sexy back

http://bellalu0.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/barney-frank-and-herb-moses-the-love-connection/
#71

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:31 am, ChrisFromGermany said:

Well, this seems to be it - the video has been purged from youTube by NBC Universal due to copyright problems. Which, of course, is complete BS, since there are aabout a thousand other SNL videos on youTube, which seems to be no problem at all.
#72

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:41 am, jangar said:

:beer:

Another round, bartender!
#73

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:42 am, PJ said:

This whole Wall Street scamnesty and the George Soros connection (inadvertant??) makes me wonder whether the trashing of the economy and the dollar is a deliberate ploy to forward the agenda of the North American Union and the supplanting of the dollar with the euro.

Yikes - I must be a conspiracy nut!!! Sure would rather that than prescient.
#74

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:43 am, Thunder_Run said:

The Thunder Run has linked to this post in the - Web Reconnaissance for 10/07/2008 A short recon of what’s out there that might draw your attention, updated throughout the day…so check back often.
#75

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:46 am, FamilyMan said:

Do any of you techie people know how to repost the video on youtube?
#76

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:54 am, happyscrapper said:

George Soros isn’t charismatic or good-looking enough. He is too obvious also. The antichrist will be much more devious and appealing to the masses.
On October 7th, 2008 at 10:25 am, sonofdy said:
Sorta like obama????

Obama is almost perfect as the antichrist, except, I believe the common interpretation is that the antichrist is born in a country other than the U.S. Oh, wait…
#77

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:56 am, BayStateRepublican said:

We recorded SNL this week and my daughter was watching last night and I could not believe my eyes. One of the best written skits ever (and its been a long time since the last one).

SNL can be quite effective at erasing skits they want to hide. Try to find any trace of “Monkey’s Throwing Poop at Celebrities”, a particularly vulgar piece ridiculing Sean Connery.

Can we throw some at Soros?
#78

On October 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am, MarcoPolo said:

jangar I’ve clicked on it 10 time It’s holding at 1202. My conspirator mind will check back in 4 hours.

They don’t update in real time.
#79

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:14 am, opusrex said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhBEdgrOXxA

I ripped a copy.
#80

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am, sambo said:

PJ said:
This whole Wall Street scamnesty and the George Soros connection (inadvertant??) makes me wonder whether the trashing of the economy and the dollar is a deliberate ploy to forward the agenda of the North American Union and the supplanting of the dollar with the euro.

Yikes - I must be a conspiracy nut!!! Sure would rather that than prescient.

PJ, I started thinking last Friday that this all sounded familar…and sure enough I remembered where I’ve heard it before. And talk about sounding like a conspiracy nut! I haven’t mentioned it to anyone but I’ll give you a hint.

the biggies your referring to!

- The propagation of ideas, such as Darwinism, Marxism, Nietzsche-ism, Liberalism, Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and Utopianism, with the task of undermining established forms of order.

- Materialism
- World government
- Economic depressions
- Undermining financial systems by foreign loans, creating national bankruptcy, destroying money markets and replacing them with government credit institutions

and a couple others

- Justification of previous acts of evil and expectation of a great new society

- Staging catastrophes against one’s own people, then claiming a moral high ground for leverage (False flag)
- Creating the impression of the existence of freedom of press, freedom of speech, human rights and democracy
- The destruction of Christianity
- Brainwashing
#81

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

I managed to download a fairly good quality WMV earlier but now.. what do I do with it? If I try putting it on youtube it will just be deleted in a few minutes. If I put it on my own web site, my host, Yahoo, will likely delete my account. Email appears to be the only way we’re going to get this video out to the masses.

Just consider that if I and 24 other people email it to five people and each of them emails it to five people, in only 9 more iterations we’ve reached over 200,000,000 people. Yeah, doing that sure sucks bandwidth but that’s really NBC’s fault isn’t it?

A WMV is still available here - while it lasts!
#82

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:23 am, sambo said:

a couple more!

- Training of the king, direct heirs, irreproachability of exterior morality of the King
- Reduction of the manufacture of articles of luxury, destruction of large manufacturers, unleashing forces of violence under the mask of principles of freedom, only to have the ‘King’ demolish those very forces to make him appear a saviour
- Curtailment of civil liberties with the excuse of defeating the enemies of peace
- The propagation of ideas, such as Darwinism, Marxism, Nietzsche-ism, Liberalism, Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and Utopianism, with the task of undermining established forms of order.
- Pornographic literature
#83

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:49 am, jt3151 said:

Would someone please E-mail it to me at jt3151@gmail.com?

Thank you and thanks to Michelle for the transcription. I can’t believe that NBC aired that.
#84

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am, jt3151 said:

Nevermind on the E-mail- It is downloading from msunderestimated. Thanks to her!
#85

On October 7th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, Jeddite said:

#81:I managed to download a fairly good quality WMV earlier but now.. what do I do with it? If I try putting it on youtube it will just be deleted in a few minutes. If I put it on my own web site, my host, Yahoo, will likely delete my account. Email appears to be the only way we’re going to get this video out to the masses.

Just consider that if I and 24 other people email it to five people and each of them emails it to five people, in only 9 more iterations we’ve reached over 200,000,000 people. Yeah, doing that sure sucks bandwidth but that’s really NBC’s fault isn’t it?

Thanks. I snagged your copy and uploaded it to my FileFront site. People interested in downloading/viewing Danceswithdachshunds’s copy can find it here on FileFront.
#86

On October 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, mom24ks said:

Rush is talking about the skit..will be airing audio later in the broadcast..thanks Michelle for the heads up!
#87

On October 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, bagoh20 said:

Something I notice about SNL is that while they do satire the left it is always combined with satire of the right, but often satire of the right is single handed. Also the left is satired as dishonest but smart while the right is corrupt and stupid, but always stupid. Just my observation.
#88

On October 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, roadrage said:

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

-George Orwell
#89

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:06 pm, mytake said:

Roadrage….Great quote. I enjoyed listening to the nervous laughter of the audience. It was as if it was the first time they ever heard anything like this. Did my heart good to think they may be enlightened to the real world….finally!
#90

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:27 pm, rightisright said:

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am, Danceswithdachshunds Thank you, only place i found it, also thanks to the above that tried.

The skit is funny, the truth is very sad for America.
#91

On October 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm, WisCon said:

#85

Nice!

Got it!
#92

On October 7th, 2008 at 4:23 pm, Cameron said:

Interesting side note: One blog seems to interpret this skit as an attack on Jews instead of Democrats.

Ah well; they can’t claim racism so they have to break out Anti-Semetism instead.
#93

On October 7th, 2008 at 11:38 pm, Terry_Jim said:

…needs more cowbell!!!!