I see dead people
I need a chuckle. Don’t you?
Will at American Elephants sent me a perfect photoshop for all of the latest voter fraud stories involving ACORN and dead voters. The Dems have the zombie vote (and the “Lazy Crackhead” vote) all locked up:

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I’m not laughing - because it’s TRUE!
Anyone up this late is still on an adrenaline high from the EXPECTATION that McCain would finally bring his guns to bear on the target. Unfortunately, he pulled off the bogey, and his reliable wing(wo)man was unavailable.
I have avoided, as much as possible, watching anything political but relented and tried to watch tonight in the hope that McCain would get fired up.
I could only take a few minutes of Obama and McCain was his usual ineffective, clueless self so I gave up. Did it get any better?
From the linked American Elephants story:
I dare anyone to top that joke. Except it’s not a joke. And these clowns hold our precious votes in their hands.
Nope. You are a wise man.
I couldn’t help but think of the principal from The Breakfast Club when he said: “You think about this: when you get old, these kids - when *I* get old - they’re going to be running the country. Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.”
Antonio Gramsci would be proud to see his ideas pertaining to cultural hegemony coming to fruition. Barack Obama is the culmination of our culture’s descent. Obama fills many of today’s virtues. What are today’s virtues? Primarily, openness and equality. As Allan Bloom stated, “Openness used to be the virtue that permitted us to seek the good by using reason. It now means accepting everything and denying reason’s power. The unrestrained and thoughtless pursuit of openness, without recognizing the inherent political, social, or cultural problem of openness as the goal of nature, has rendered openness meaningless. Cultural relativism destroys both one’s own and the good. Culture, hence, closedness, reigns supreme. Openness to closedness is what we teach.” Then you have equality, which now trumps excellence, for one can be no better than another, have more than another, regardless of disparities in the amount of time and effort one spends to accomplish their goals.
So, here we have Obama, who doesn’t “flip-flop,” but rather is “open” to all sides, which is now more virtuous than being right. In our culture now, he’s also the personification of equality. Regardless of his lack of skill, intellect, character, and leadership credentials, Obama still carries the day in terms of equality by showing that despite all of his deemed “hurdles” of race, mishaps of character, coming from a broken home, etc., he shows that we’re “good” enough to elect him, which provides more people “hope,” since no longer do you need to have the aforementioned qualities or a strong work ethic to be President. All one needs now is an “open” mind and the most average, or even “disadvantaged,” background.
So when we ask ourselves where our culture has gone, I answer with two words: Barack Obama.
Zobamabies?
Zombies
They thought Kerry had it won too. Obama is not electable. Dont lose heart.
They are not dead people. They are “necro-proxy voters.”
Thanks to The People Cube.
Are you saying the only way to neutralize them is to… Never mind.
I wish Sarah would walk in to a pizzaria where I lived:
Hee, hee. I love Sarah.
Perhaps the election should be moved up to October 31st.
Sorry. The Republican party left me when it chose McCain as our nomination for president. The party then started sprinting away from me when McCain engineered that socialistic crap sandwich of a bailout last week. And now he wants to pile $300 billion more on top of it.
McCain has no chance in hell. You cannot win elections against liberals and socialists by trying to be more liberal and socialist than they are.
Obama is the worst candidate since Carter, and he scares the hell out of me.
Someone pull out Bush and his “Justice” Department from under the pool table at the men’s club.
They are not Zombies…THEY ARE THE LIVING IMPAIRED!!!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Before I hit the sack, I compliment Send_Me for his quotes from Allan Bloom. I haven’t heard him quoted in a long time.
Perhaps you have read: “The Closing of the American Mind”? I read it about 20 years ago.
Wait, I thought this was just another conservative conspiracy theory? I haven’t seen any of it on the news… must not have happened…
Nope…we didn’t just make it up…
ACORN Office in Nevada Raided
Reminds me of exactly what Obama and the Left want American society to be, under their rule…mindless citizens wandering around, repeating the PC karma of the day.
Has anyone ever actually heard Obama say, “I was wrong.”? I am not sure he is capable of admitting error. If I didn’t already have many other reasons, this point alone would prevent him from ever getting my vote.
bear1909 says Obama is not electable.
Bear, I’m not losing heart, but he could be sitting in the White House in January. Keep working for Sarah!
I Ain’t uh-Biden nObama!
Perfect.
I live in CA, but flying into Cinci this week. I figure I’ll vote 4 or 5 times then fly back home. If 1 million McCain/Palin supporters did the same, JM may take OH. Maybe we can even apply for some sort’ve of bailout to cover the travel expenses?
sarc off/
Chicago is always like that. And after the election, they give those folks the city and country jobs.
Yep, I grew up in LaGrange, IL and know a bit about cook county politics. BO is nothing more than a part of the dem machine.
That’s not funny!!!!!
atheling,
That was awesome. More Sarah. Less McCain.
It would be funny if it weren’t true.
This is worse than the camp fire stories we were told as kids. These zombies REALLY ARE coming after us. For all the shenanigans, all the stealing, all the voter fraud it could not happen if the Republicans were not so damn scared and everyman for himself mentality. President Bush had six years for his Justice Department to clean up some of this mess. But he wanted to be above the fray and not appear partisan.
Yes Barney Franks, Waxman and such were raising Cain in the House-WE had the votes but did not wish to appear divisive. Yes Shumer, Feinstein, RINOs and such were raising Cain in the Senate. So how hard did the Republicans push? Not very hard to say the least. In 2002 all the pundits were stating the Democrats would sweep the off year elections and punish the Republicans for stealing the Presidential election. It did not happen- the American people were waiting for the Republicans to be Republicans. And the Republican majorities in the House and Senate rewarded the American people by being Democrats and porkers themselves.
We Republicans can slam ACORN, Obamba, Tom Brokaw and Chris Matthews and it would all be true. But if cowardliness, avarice, greed and “wishing to be above the fray” preening was not so prevalent in MY party it all would not matter. We have not offered the American people an honest alternative. There are many fine Conservatives in the House and Senate who just might be swept away in a coming maelstrom.
Come the fifth of November I really do need to ask myself if I should stay with the Party and work for Conservatives or join another. I really hate associating with cowards, slackers and fools. And if BroBama is elected I start worrying about the Night of the Long Knives.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Michelle,
I am going on the record right here and now. I think Obama could be a Paper Tiger. I think he is a Media concoction in the first place. The Media to Voting Americans, we want some of you to Vote see above graphic. You others we want you demoralized so you don’t bother
I am not getting where the Obamaniacs this close to the vote, have any reason to beat their chest. Last night was a snooze fest. Nobody scored any points. Where as in the beginning of this Financial Crisis, helped Obama the longer the Democrats play it up the more the Voter is going to go with Safe and forget Change.
I mentioned last week. I really think the Democrats Jumped the Sofa, it began with all the Drama in House, over the Bail Out Bill, they are showing wear.
Yes atheling I love Sarah too. She is the breath of fresh air
The Republican Party didn’t choose McCain…the Media did.
Same thing here. Both candidates were chosen by the media. Obama was not only chosen, but created along the way. It’s been rigged for 2 years, courtesy of the MSM.
Despite our feelings about McCain, we are stuck with him this election cycle. Real change will have to take place in the open Congressional seats.
Dawn of the Braindead?
For a second when I saw that picture, I thought it was of the MEDIA!
It applies to them, too.
A remake of “The Marching Morons” by Cyril M. Kornbluth?
A rather apropos short story written in 1951 (or 10 BO; before Obama)
I suspect longer, given the investments and grooming done by the likes of Ayers and his liberal patrons in Chicago government, and, in particular, his role as speaker at the last Dem convention in 2005.
The reason McCain can’t catch a fire in his belly is that he agrees with so much of the crap coming out of Obama’s mouth. At least Romney would have been an alternative to Obama rather than “Obama-lite”. Don’t worry, I will still vote for McCain and I’m in one of those swing states(Virginia).
As much as I have problems with it, I MUST vote for McCain (and he knows it) because Obama will bring another Carter train wreck or worse. Just the prospect of another ACLU lawyer like Ginsberg on the SCOTUS gives me chills.
I had more exciting things to do than the debate last night.
I was watching Jello set.
What flavor?
I hope it gets better, but it is looking pretty bleak.
On the one hand, I’m sure they’ll keep the USA name, even if Obama wins and does his best. It’ll still be called America, even when it is no longer a republican democracy with a capitalist economic system.
But as of now, it seems a majority of the voters (and thanks to dead people and illegals and multiple vote homeless that Acorn is dragging in, it hardly even requires a majority) will select a man of almost no experience, who attended a race baiting/America hating church for two decades, who pals around with terrorists, and who was mentored along the way by various communists. Over a man who is definitely flawed, but a genuine war hero, who correctly anticipated what direction Putin would take Russia, and correctly anticipated what was going on at Fannie and Freddie.
Now, on the bright side, if Obama and a friendly and hard left House and possibly filibuster proof Senate don’t guarantee a permanent Democrat White House by giving citizenship to all the illegals, giving the franchise nationwide to convicted felons, and pushing for national same day registration/voting, preferably without the requirement for ID, maybe someone like Bobby Jindal or Sarah Palin will have a shot in 2012. Even if the vote is not hopelessly compromised, the ‘Fairness Doctrine’, equal time for Air America types who can’t get an audience or sponsors, means all but the highest rated conservative talk shows, maybe Limbaugh and Hannity, are gone. BTW, when the Obamites run Justice and the IRS, I hope Limbaugh and Hannity have been using scrupulous accountants, because it wouldn’t surprise me to see attempts to indict them for something.
Even if a Republican does take over in 2013, and even if the results of Obamarxist economics is clear enough by 2010 for a GOP House to take office in 2011, Obama will have two years carte blanche to impose redistributionist taxes on business, replace the two elderly radicals on the SCOTUS with 2 young ACLU/Acorn approved Marxists, maybe replace either the waffler, Kennedy, or one of the real Constitutionalists, guaranteeing a permanent 5-4 or 6-3 Marxist majority on the SCOTUS who can impose almost any law the Democrat Congress doesn’t want to be held responsible for by the voters. Maybe SCOTUS will decide home schooling is uncontitutional. Obama will nationalize health care, and almost certainly sharply reduce the defense budget, including long lead time items like advanced fighter planes, submarines and aircraft carriers. US foreign policy will adhere closely to that of the United Nations. Sorry, Taiwan, sorry Israel.
I mean, Obama may well put us on the road to something like France, or beyond. A hostile environment for business means most jobs will be unionized government jobs dependent on Democratic largesse, and fewer jobs will be created for young people, leading to a French-like 10 or 15% permanently unemployed underclass receiving benefits, who may riot from time to time. Just because they can. BTW, don’t think Obama’s SCOTUS, if he gets his 5-4 or 6-3 majority, can’t over-turn Heller. So good luck when the urban youths go rioting and your gun is illegal.
The cultural war began at least 40 years ago, if not before.
Obama may be like Carter, but what I see is a man that once he gets in power will go after his enemies in a way that makes Nixon and Clinton look lik school children.
I also see someone hell bent on making his changes social permanent through the indoctrination of our children. He makes every alarm in my head go off.
Last I heard, acorn registered 1.3 MILLION names.
Even if McCain were leading the polls by 3 or 4%, that’d probably be enough.
The Obamunist is taking no chances.
Actually, Ed, compared to what my be coming, France is lookin’ pretty good. /snark
Why do the dead vote Democrat?
Because the dead love to terrorize the living.
I can see a crack team of Dem lawyers rushing to Ohio. Their public comment…”Hey, the dead have rights, too”.
Ends.Justify.The.Means.
Yes, 1967/68 we were rocked by the Leftist really hard and way too many school and government officials looked the other way or even supported the bastards. As case could be made that the riots, Operation Abolition 1960, during the House Un American Activities Committee were a starting point and other think that it had it’s roots in FDR’s New Deal. But we are at war with the Left, much more so than the muslims.
They wish to reduce us to the level of Stalin’s proletariat. That would take a whole lot of gulags. I do not plan on going quietly.
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ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS
Should be a convenience store
NOT a Government Agency
Have the T-shirt
Know it is true
Yep, it’s one of my favorites. It’s the source of the quotation I used.
Chris Matthews was still aroused by Obama last night. The infamous “thrill running up my leg” when he hears or sees Obama was in full throttle when Matthews discussed his hero last night. Immediately after the debate, Matthews was on MSNBC as a nonpartisan observer. Matthews did not address the substance of what either candidate said. Instead, Matthews went on incoherently about Obama’s “dazzling smile”. I am not kidding if you have not watched Matthews last night. He literally spent about three minutes discussing how Obama has a dazzling smile and how everybody who sees Obama’s smile is taken by Obama’s generosity of spirit and by Obama’s wonderful boundless heart. Matthews was not talking about Michelle Obama. He was talking about Barack. And after about three minutes of gushing over Barack’s smile, about Barack’s perfect teeth, Matthews realized that he had to say something about McCain, to at least give the appearance of being neutral. So Mathews said that McCain does not have a good smile, in fact McCain looks dangerous and mean when he (McCain) smiles. Then Matthews finished the thought by saying that perhaps McCain should not be faulted for not having the perfect smile and perfect teeth that Barack does. Again, Matthews was not going gaga over Michelle Obama. He was going gaga over Barack’s looks.
Crissy needs to go all out and get “the Operation” so he can share a make-up room and beauty secrets with with Soledad O’Brien. Remember paleface lie.
Snip and tie and Crissy is all better.
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ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS
Should be a convenience store
NOT a Government Agency
Have the T-shirt
Know it is true
I’m with Bear1909! Don’t lose heart. We know the media manipulate the polls. And its not like Democrats just started their electoral shennanigans this year — theyve been up to this crap for a long time and we’ve beat them more often than not. Remember, they haven’t elected a president with a majority vote for over 30 years.
Yes, McCain has some asinine ideas, BUT we are talking about what kind of country we are going to leave our children. Are we going to leave them a socialist nation where individual liberty died at the hands of “the common good” or are we going to leave them a free republic?
personally, I am going to do everything in my power to ensure the latter. A divided government with McCain in the White House I can deal with. A filibuster-proof Marxist dictatorship I cannot.
Im not crazy about McCain, but I’m volunteering for him for that reason. And if I am going to lose, I am going to go down fighting.
What lazy spoiled rotten brats we’ve become that if we can’t have the very reincarnation of Ronald Reagan himself, we’re going to give up and pull this “the Republican party left me” crap. Freedom has become something OTHER people fight for. Our soldiers around the world are putting a hell of a lot more on the line than that. Our founding fathers pledged their very lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to secure it. We whine and mope about ideological purity and sit idly by while we let the socialists waltz in and take over our country.
So you dont want to fight for McCain? Fine. Fight for your country. Fight against what it will become if you dont. You dont like the leadership? Fine. Then become a leader and work to make them change their positions.
I bet Sarah Palin doesn’t agree with McCain on a lot of the same issues we dont, but she made it clear when she quoted Ronald Reagan in the debate last week that at least she gets what this election is about even if many other conservatives (some of them right here do not):
That is what is at stake in this election. It must be fought for — not just once, but over and over and over again, our whole lives long. Reagan wasnt just blowing smoke when he said those words. He believed them and he was right.
So the question remains, are you going to fight for it? Or are you going to armchair quarterback and congratulate yourself for your ideological purity while others fight for it for you? Are you going to fight to prevent the most radical left wing congress and the most radical left wing president in our nations history from taking over and changing America forever, irreparably? legislating away dissenting voices, prosecuting opposition, and changing the electoral landscape to favor them permanently? Or are you going to grow up and realize that ideologically pure candidates come very few and far between and yet liberty must be fought for just the same?
I suggest people grow up. Volunteer. Help get McCain/Palin elected, and we’ll cross the other bridges when we come to them. But that’s just me and the lessons I learned from our nation’s history. I wonder what history our children will be taught?
And by the way, to the rest of you, thanks for the kind words about my chop.
Exactly, how has that worked out for him? Do the Dems respect him for it? The SNL skit nailed that aspect of him.
Someone mentioned hegemony and that is exactly what Obama is going after; that is what Daley has in Chicago, but it can’t work in the long run. It has survived in Chicago, because they have gotten away with taxing the hell out of hotels and everything else, but now they have the highest sales tax in the country(10.25%) and businesses are losing customers. Sales tax revenue will end up less than before the latest raise. The city is in a deep financial hole.
Obama the reformer is backed by one of the most corrupt political organizations in history, and he has backed every loser they have told him to back. Google Todd Stoger, who Obama supported, and try to tell me that Obama is a reformer.
a little bit off topic—- that SNL video. i think it got pulled because it was so damning of the DNC UberBoss George Soros. Them hayseed bankers were just the front scheme for pulling it. What do they care?
Dukakis was up by 17 in August, back then.
Polls are useless.
8 years ago Gore was ahead in all the polls by 11, on this same date.
The fakeness and deceit of obama and all his criminal allies won’t win.
ZERObama can only win by LYING TO THE NATION.
Tell the truth, to all YOUR friends.
Obama looked rather rigid last nite. He had the cadence of a liar in his speech. The 9/11 comment showed his tentativeness about the significance of that event in the mind of the voting public. The tired “no relation to 9/11″ comment about Iraq belies the public’s awareness of 20,000 dead al-Qaeda in Iraq. We lived through the al-Zarqawi days of the fight. And there are many veterans of that war coming home saying we need to stay in it.
Obama is a fraud. Methinks the Clintons have some goodies in store for him. The slow drum beat of “attacks” (more like facts) is beginning to gain some traction with voters….all they need to bring over undecideds to McCain is “reasonable doubt” that Obama is who he says he is. And the timiing of this stuff is perfect— right when Obama Nation thinks and believes they have this sewn up.
I don’t expect the MSM to be the vehicle for discrediting their choice of “king”. I do expect the voters of this country- once again— to show the Dhimmicrats that the party is completly out of touch with more than half the voters.
Final thought: POLLS SCHMOLLSSSSS…..Kerry believed his poll data…yoink! he is still reeling from the loss.
Bear1909 out.
From my keyboard to Rush’s lips. I just heard him say almost exactly the same thing I just said above, although he was a great deal more pithy
Just one note here. When McCain voices his views, I believe he is being completely truthfull. When Obama voices his views, he is lying through his teeth. Obama is not to be trusted.
AmElephant— word! This whole electoral process is a struggle against collective amnesia. Bill Clinton’s pre-9/11 record is a forgotten legacy. We must NEVER FORGET what is happening out there in the world against the United States. We must NEVER FORGET that Clinton sold us out to the ChiComs for cash. The Dhimmicrats are a traitorous group of rats along with their RINO allies.
John McCain is not the best we have….but Sarah Palin is….love her or hate her, she knows more than the MSM would ever give her credit for.
Her position on the ticket is a masterful move and the man behind her legitimate ascent to national prominence is the same patriot who engineered Ronald Reagan’s reluctant rise to power on the national scene. Dr. Jack Wheeler. There are real patriots behind this ticket.
We should be too. I try to remember that McCain is as old as the hills— but he is out there pitching. What am i doing?
Food for thought.
Bear1909
So one’s truthful about having socialistic views while the other is lying, but still has socialistic views?
Joseph Farah has some interesting thoughts on McCain vs. Obama. He makes a pretty good case for why McCain is actually worse than Obama. (Before ridiculing him, please read what he has to say first. This is meant to spark discussion, not vitriol. Thanks.)
SendMe says;
Great essay SendMe!
This morning my 15 year old wondered out loud to me, “why are all the kids in my school so pro-Obama?”
Why? I offered that his peers were all 7 years old when President Bush was elected. Since then the media has been on a one way campaign to discredit him.
The Institution itself has been discredited by a liberal media that shows ZERO restraint in condemning the current occupant of the office.
My son’s contemporaries have nothing to weigh against.
Unfortunately for them they are about to be delivered the worst blow possible, a socialist leaning Obama that will hand them a future where only a percentage of them will get a job after college.
I advised my kids to go into medicine. At least doctors will be needed.
Send_me:
A chilling analogy.
*shiver*
Free stuff, free stuff, come get your free stuff….
The kids at our school are Pro-Flinchy Obama because of their brain dead dope smoking parents.
“Democrats good- Republicans baaaad”
Useful idiots reign in Berkeley California.
Bear1909 out.
HAHAHAHA!!! Good one Bob Hope!
That explains why they eat brains. It’s obvious they ain’t got none of their own.
That is very funny.
Wow..just wow, American Elephant #55. Thank you for your inspiring words. I will fight with you. I’m retired Air Force and I am not going without a fight. You can call on me to stand with you. Better McCain and definitely Sarah for 4 years than Obamarxist for one hour. Oh, and you’re just as pithy as Rush. Love your mastery of the language! Keep posting please.
Thanks! Loved it so much, I sent it to bf in Iraq.
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.” — Barack Obama
I guess they all filled out their voting registration forms through ACORN
There’s a B-Movie zombie flick where dead soldiers from an unpopular war reanimate so they can vote the Republicans out of office.