Comments on: Chinese sovereign wealth fund wants a bite of Crap Sandwich 2.0

By: Michelle Malkin » The newspaper bailout countdown clock

Michelle Malkin » The newspaper bailout countdown clock — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:33:48 +0000

[...] getting a cut of the Crap Sandwich 2.0, with indebted state governments looking for help, and with China lobbying and with automakers poised to get a bigger piece of the action, my joke isn’t so funny [...]

By: ironman

ironman — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:34:15 +0000

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By: Papa Louie

Papa Louie — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:00:48 +0000

Bloomberg reports that “China’s foreign-exchange reserves rose to a world record $1.906 trillion, helping to strengthen the nation’s finances as the credit crisis threatens to trigger a global economic slump.”

Why can’t China bailout their own financial institutions? They’re not bailing out ours. In fact, they’ve announced that they won’t even lend us any more money. Next, Saudi Arabia will be asking us for a bailout because the price of oil has dropped.

A China bailout would be as absurd as asking cash-strapped taxpayers to pay for luxury parties and golden parachutes for executives of failed private companies… oh wait… nevermind.

By: Dave Turson

Dave Turson — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:10:15 +0000

On October 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm, AlohaGuy said: Where are the “Where’s my bailout” shirts in Chinese? And if anyone knows Obama’s brother’s address, I’ll send him one.

Obama’s has a brother in China living in Shenzhen, and he speaks “good Chinese.” But I doubt he’d help you find his Kenyan hut brother. Contacted by a newspaper in July he said, “Thanks for your interest. However I am not giving interviews at this time.”

By: gailygirl

gailygirl — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:11:07 +0000

Welcome to the United Socialist States of America! Boomer

I have said this for sometime it wonderful have great minds think alike.lol

By: reutersrutter

reutersrutter — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:55:48 +0000

No worry, it’s only Maurice Strong and George Sorass looking for pocket money!

Go Harper!!!!!

By: beenthere

beenthere — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:26:40 +0000

So after eight years of Bush, the end result is that we help fund the Chinese War Machine. That is what the economics of crazy, out of control state spending leads to. God knows what we’ll be funding at the end of four years of an Obama Administration, but whatever it is, I’m confident it will unspeakable.

By: happy2behere

happy2behere — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:57:14 +0000

So the Chinese want the money they lent to us for the bailout to be given to them for a bailout?

What a perfect illustration of how stupid this policy is.

By: cheapseat

cheapseat — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:55:08 +0000

dammit, i own the BRIC FUND BRAZIL/RUSSIA/INDIA/CHINA FUND, AND IT IS OFF BY 70%, WHEN IS PUTIN OR CHAIRMAN MAO GOING TO REIMBURSE ME?

By: feebiebabe

feebiebabe — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:45:56 +0000

AlohaGuy – — you funny.

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:39:38 +0000

If Obama becomes President, is his brother eligible for Secret Service protection?
Some guy, on the outs with his boss, sitting in a FEMA trailer somewhere in Africa, sunglasses, earpiece attached to a satellite phone, waiting for the call that never comes…

/OT

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:36:09 +0000

You slay me!

Thanks 30…

We now find ourselves surrounded by seagulls.

And you know what that means – bombs away.

By: Dandapani

Dandapani — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:33:10 +0000

Where is my bailout in Chinese? Google says: 哪里是我的纾困？

By: txvet2

txvet2 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:21:37 +0000

If anyone sane is still minding the store at treasury,

Ay, there’s the rub.

By: BernVerdnardo

BernVerdnardo — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:19:28 +0000

From what I understand, crap sandwich is a delicacy in some parts of southeast Asia.