Tito the Builder brings down the house

I love this guy. He makes prime-time cable TV worth watching again.
Best line: “This is to intimidate Colmes.”
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Alan took it in the shorts. Big time.
Tito hit it on the head. Obama’s going to bring Chavez-style and Castro-style politics here.
Well, looks like it is time for Tito’s life to get turned upside down. Does he have a permit for those glasses?
I wonder if Alan is paid to lie or does he really believe the obvious crap he is saying?
PWNED!
I really got tickled by this man that came here LEGALLY and worked hard and has been a citizen for just five years. And he is in the face of Americans with the question we should all be asking ourselves, “Do you know what you are about to do in electing this man”?
Nothing like a new American to really appreciate the chance for prosperity and the life of freedom. He reminded me that it is worth protecting. You keep on Tito and God Bless you.
On October 31st, 2008 at 1:13 am, Jet Jaguar said:
He is just incoherent, which is the hallmark of a chaotic mind.
You know, I just realized that we never see Alan and watershed in the same room together at the same time… Hey, let’s draw some granny glasses on watershed and see if we can reveal Colmes’s secret identity…
Sometimes I feel embarrassed for Alan. He can say the dumbest things with a straight face!
As Jet Jaguar said: “I wonder if Alan is paid to lie or does he really believe the obvious crap he is saying?”
Forget Bob.
Where can I get Tito the Builder toys for Christmas for my kids?
I think AC is really a robot…
Tito unplugged his batteries.
No! Alan Colmes is an android from “WestWorld”!
Tito. My new favorite name.
Tito gets it.
I am sure Alan gets paid to provide the “fair and balanced” to Fox but I believe he actually believes his crap.
Alan is far too passionate NOT to actually believe what he says. Really amazing, isn’t it? Did any of you see the way he talked over Ann Coulter so that she couldn’t get a word in edge wise. I think he is afriad that if he actually listens to her he may come to his senses and, therefore, have his Lib (RED) Card revoked. He often has the argument of a five year old. To equate Obama applauding haate speech to McCain authorizing a check for the guy doing the hate speech, which came prior to the hate speech and for the spread of democracy is just plain childish. As if to say, Obama didn’t do anything bad because your guy gave that guy money. And that makes sense how?
And, yes, Alan seems to go with this logic.
Ever wonder what Thanksgiving Dinner is like with Alan….remember, he is married to Monica Crowley’s sister. We know who got the good genes in that family.
Colmes must receive a lot of money to play the clown.
I must be a racist. I like how the Hispanic guy has a better view on our world than the Black guy or the ‘white’ guy.
You think they’ll throw the race card at Tito? They’ll be checking into his citizenship paperwork, taxes, marraige, kids, job…hey, is he LISCENSED?
I hope he fills in for Hannitty when Sean goes on break.
Que bueno Senor Tito que bueno..Que Dios te bendiga……Joselito
No kidding. You can hear the crew cracking up, too.
How can a guy, who I suspect speaks english as a second language, articulate the case for the people of the United States far better than the president of the harvard law review and a retired naval officer??
Its easy…. He speaks the truth, he speaks from the heart, and he loves his country.
I love Tito! Is he single?
Disregard my last comment. I just noticed the ring. Darn!
Colmes is vile.
I love what Tito says at the rallies …
“I was born in Columbia, but I was made in America” …
Keep hoping that between Joe and Tito they have managed to wake up enough folks to stop the Messiah …
God bless Tito-the-builder and Joe-the-plumber who have managed to crystallize some of the real issues in this campaign. And, please God, bless the rest of us too – - we’re going to need all the blessing you can spare with the bogus messiah in the White House.
Tito Rocks!
I’d tip a brew with Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder anyday over Joe Bidet and Odopey the Clown.
It’s Killin em and
I Love it!!!
McCain/Palin 08′
Yes, Tito, Obama and congress will go after our freedoms. Unfortunately, you and Joe will be the first “investigated”.
Alan Colmes has the perfect face for radio!
If all aliens had Tito’s attitude, American’s would be much more welcoming to immigration. You gotta love this guy!
I returned home last night from this weeks trips just in time for Tito’s comments. I love him, a proud naturalized citizen.
Good job Tito.
Colmes comes face to face with the reality that everyday walking around people don’t buy his BS for a second and it hurts. Although our Beloved Leader approves.
Tito the builder, Joe the Plumber…this is why I teach my children to love their country and that the values she was founded on are still worth fighting for…no matter what happens on Tuesday, this land is full of people like Tito and Joe and because of that, our side will succeed..just ask Patrick Henry, Samuel Adams, and Benjamin Franklin.
Rush is right. We are going to have to carry McCain across the finish line…and this is another example.
I wish the campaign could be as effective as these average citizens.
Obama will counter this with Chris The In The Tank News Slappy and Joe The Heavy Handed Bureaucrat.
Actually it’s very easy to explain why new recent citizens “get it” and fear Obama while a substantial portion of the “lifetime” citizens don’t “get it”. The newly minted citizens want to be hear and have had to actually take steps to become citizens. That makes citizenship something valuable. They are less about victimhood and more about doing. Secondly, the newly minted citizens
have had to take a real civics class. One where they actually were graded (if they didn’t get enough right, they were not allowed citizenship) unlike most natural citizens. The natural ones on average couldn’t tell you the differences between the branches of government and the branches of a birch tree.
The intimidation line is truly a classic and will be forever imbedded in FoxNews histories.
I like Alan, but he is a true liberal who remains disingenous to the truth. You can explain in any terms, but his glasses were made by a company probably owned by Castro – or the Kennedys.
Tito is asking the same questions I’ve been asking for months. Why don’t the media ask Obama any real questions? Why do they keep his past off limits? Why won’t they even discuss comments he has made in his own autobiography?
I have just now discovered why Obama constantly talks about “change.” It’s in his book – the one that the MSM won’t talk about. He explains how he used “change” as a diversion technique to avoid giving direct answers. This technique still works like a charm on mindless liberals like those who make up the MSM.
Obama explains this diversion technique on Page 54 of “Dreams From My Father“:
I still don’t know what a community organizer does, but whatever it is, Obama is going to do to America what he did to Chicago. But, according to the MSM, we’re not allowed to examine what he did in Chicago, or who he did it with. And that leaves me little reason to hope that “change” is going to do us any more good than it did them.
He’s like watershed. Just an normal obscure thinking liberal.
WAY TO GO TITO!!!
In northern Idaho we have a fair size first generation Russian population. Just like Joe. They really really get it. The few I’ve talk to have lived under an oppressive government. They’re voting for Sarah.
If McCain went after Barack HUSSEIN Obama and the democrats like Tito the builder and Joe the plumber, he’d have a thirty point lead and wouldn’t even have to look back. Keep telling it like it is, Tito and Joe, and you could hand McCain the seat in the whitehouse.
I pray that Tito’s ducks are all in a row, cause they are coming for him.
Alan really does believe what he says. I know people that believe what he believes. Most of the colleges in this country believe and teach what he believes. At least forty percent or more of the country,(if you believe the polls), believe what he says. Sobering.
Tito not only reinforces and expands on the Joe the Plumber story of what an Obama tax plan will do to hundreds of thousands of small business owners or those aspiring to own a small business, he puts a face on what those against illegal immigration want. We are not against immigration, just illegal immigration.
This man legally entered this country, applied for all the necessary documents to remain and worked toward becoming a legal citizen. This is a path that no one can argue against.
Tito is fresh off of studying what it means to be a citizen and is probably more versed in what the Constitution says than citizens that were born and raised here. He speaks with a passion that native citizens should take note of and emulate.
This is a man that I am proud to call a fellow citizen.
One more lesson to be learned from Tito is that it doesn’t take a Harvard education to know what’s right and what’s wrong, or to see when people are lying to you, trying to keep you down for their own benefit. Remember Michelle Obama’s talk when she urged people to turn away from wealth in favor of serving the common good, like a good proletarian? That’s not for her and Barack, mind you, with their annual salaries and their lifestyle, but that’s what you all should aspire to, something lower or lower-middle class where you’re dependent on the elite, oh-so-well-educated communists and socialists for everything you need. People resonate with Tito and Joe. And look for Obama’s Thugs to start digging into Tito’s business dealings and citizenship. It may not be until after the election, so as not to scare of Hispanics, but it will happen. Look at Ohio. He’s right that we’re looking at Cuba and Venezuela-style human rights in this country under an Obama administration.
The little people Tito mentioned, those who will be getting the crumbs from Obama’s socialist regime, they’re Stalin’s chickens. Freshly plucked and shivering in the cold looking for handouts from the hand that plucked them.
Byron York explains what a “community organizer” does and what Obama did for three years as one. His conclusion:
Tito for congress!
I laughed so hard when I watched that last night.
That was after I was so furious when I saw Hannity (our Edward R. Murrow) reveal more frightening crap abput Obama.
I hope Tito was thoroughly vetted and every conceivable skeleton exhumed and justified because here it comes!!
How can Democrats claim they represent the interests of ordinary Americans day after day when they so clearly despise anybody that is either not a graduate from an Ivy League school or completely dependent on government? When things start to get ugly in a year or two after Obama the Redistributor wins I’ll feel better knowing we have Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder on our side and not Alan the Tool .
This is just a reminder, from an earlier post, what Obama wants to do. A second Bill of Rights would destroy the intent of the constitution.
Our Constitution limited the power of government and gave us the freedom to pursue material gains. Obama’s Bill of Rights would strip our ability to pursue our goal through greater tax burdens and remove the incentive of those who wish to expand their lives.
OBAMA IS A VERY DANGEROUS MAN
Tito had his licenses, green card, citizenship papers, and anything else he needed at the Palin Rally in Prince William County, Virginia, where Tito was “discovered”. He challenged the media to check him out.
Too bad Tito’s name isn’t Bob. If reports were out that Bob the Builder was supporting McCain, he and Palin could lock up the 4 year old vote.
Pleased to see Michelle now supports legal immigrants – especially after her name was used on the front cover of this anti-legal (and of course illegal) immigration book
We just need a waitress to speak out and the working class trifecta is complete!
I don’t think they’ll be able to wait that long. Restraint is not a liberal strong point.
Anyone notice that the exclamation point of Tito’s comments to AC can be seen by the lack of coverage of his comments to the MSM being shown on ANY of the Obamedia stations. I’ll bet Fox is the only one. Joe & Tito are the FIRST two soldiers in the “war” to retake our country for the socialists.
We need to encourage more regular “Joes” to run for office, get rid of the life time politicians who are more interested in keeping their job than doing what is right. Someone who would go to Washington, do what is right and come home and go back to work after a few years.
Waiting for your proof that she never supported legal immigrants. I won’t be holding my breath.
And this is funny how? You have real people expressing how negatively Obama’s policies will impact their lives and that’s something to be mocked?
Tito was at the Palin rally that I attended this week. His remarks were heartfelt, passionate, and stirring. He and Sarah really revved up the crowd.
Way to go, Tito!
Yes, let’s get back to what the Founding Fathers intended.
Snausages and obama kool-aid is not a good breakfast.
Oh, those pesky little people like Tito with their foolish dreams of success. Many comparisons have been made between Michelle Obama and others based on her looks, but judging by her attitude MO is Leona Helmsley all the way.
Some related commentary about the infomercial I ran across regarding Obama the Redistributor from another proud immigrant:
My favorite line “You guys think the American people are stupid!”
When sausage dies and goes to hell, his punishment would be to listen to the U.S. constitution being read over and over and over for eternity.
Random thought: If it Tito was here illegally, even with some minor technicality, how fast would it take for the Democrats to find out and demand his immediate deportation?
Thanks Tito! You’re a great American!
Your correct. But we can’t deport MS13 gang members.
Tito was great. His point is simply, people want the chance to succeed. And he’s right.
Also on last night’s H&C was Ann Coulter. She ripped Colmes a new one over the Khalidi issue.
Each time I see another American stand up against the socialist tendencies of EITHER party, it makes me proud to be their American brother. God bless Tito.
And speaking of video, I didn’t see on the site yet Michelle, but it’s a must see. An Iraq vet supports McCain. Make sure you watch it to the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4fe9GlWS8
Coffee, there are days where I think we’re screwed so badly that we may not see the America we love for a long time, if ever again.
But then you see guys like Tito, Joe, Lt.Col Bill Russell and the young man in the YouTube video I linked above and it restores my faith.
Any bets on if his immigration papers are being checked? Never underestimate the hypocrisy of The Left.
I am in agreement. There will be no peace here for a long, long time. It doesn’t matter who wins this election, unrest will follow and the level of unrest will continue to increase. I doubt actual violence on a large scale, i.e., civil war – but discontentment, hatefulness will be the rule of the day.
Coming from a socialist and/or commie country, people like Tito know a Marxist when they see him. They’re a bellwether for the rest of us.
I saw the tape of Joe the Plumber and Sen Obama, and it was Joe who approached Sen Obama. Yes, Sen Obama was in Joe’s neighborhood, but to suggest that it was Sen Obama who initiated the conversation is a mis-characterization of the facts.
Yes, Joe has been investigated but not by the Obama campaign. To continue to suggest so is a continuation of the mis-representation of the facts.
Small points, but is this how you want the next administration to be conducted? Haven’t we gone through this before?
And think about this, how is it that an individual who wants to become the leader of the free world needed a plumber to reveal what his opponent is all about? Will Sen McCain need a librarian to ask a question so that he will better understand the next issue?
My 15 year old watched the segment with me and said Tito makes the case better than McCain.
Bueno Tito!
Tito does not speak ELITE. He speaks American English laced with common sense. That’s why he is so well-received.
And he has conviction.
Alan Colmes is obviously paid big bucks to appear stupid. What a sell-out.
Forget Alan Colmes, Tito really gave it to those press people!
I wish more immigrants who have lived with repressive governments could speak up. Hopefully they are teaching their kids not to allow any government to buy them off (what’s happening to most of our 20-30 yr olds).
Small points, but is this how you want the next administration to be conducted? Haven’t we gone through this before?
And think about this, how is it that an individual who wants to become the leader of the free world needed a plumber to reveal what his opponent is all about?
Will Sen McCain need a librarian to ask a question so that he will better understand the next issue?
I heard something interesting regarding people’s passions for Obama. Especially the “old guard” liberals from the 60s, which of course includes some executives in the MSM. They actually believe Obama is the epitome and culmination of what they have fought for for the past 30 years. He embodies the “revolutionary ideas” and his victory would be the pinnacle of all things they hold dear.
Tito gets it, he wants the American dream, an opportunity to rise, to succeed or fail by no man’s leave. Yet the “spread the wealth around” types want “democracy” by other means, where the elite class throws bread crumbs to the masses to keep them on the bottom.
Come Tuesday, the electorate will decide. Will we choose Tito’s America, constituted in 1789, or Obama’s social “democracy” where one only rises when another warden is required?
Tito gets America. But can he keep it? Can we keep it?
Please vote!
zyzzyg
Take the blinders off. McCain has been making the case but it’s dismissed off-handedly by the MSM and drowned out by the liberal noise. Joe the Plumber and Tito spoke like the rest of us and people stopped and listened.
Joe was playing catch with a football with his son in his own neighborhood. It was Obama who decided to have a photo op to look like the common man. He didn’t expect a common man to ask a common question after encouraging people to engage. Joe just had the courage the so-called, softball journalists are afraid to ask of Obama directly.
Do you make your facts up as you go along?
30 pcs of silver is why I am conservative.
You see, I am a “Joe the Plumber” and my wife is a “working class waitress”.
America is great because of working, free AMERICANS, not because of some big liberal daddy that is going to solve all of the little people’s problems.
I sure hope McCain wins, because I do think he, and for SURE Sara Palin, understands me, my wife, and my love of country.
I want to walk free. I want to be able to set my sail toward success or failure at my will. If I succeed it will be ME that is successful, and if I fail, well, in America, I can just try again.
No communist in the White House.
Goooooo McCain/PALIN
Listen to his radio show. He is far more vitriolic on radio than on Hannity and Colmes.
Some of yesterdays trash
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I Luv the Guv: John McCain’s best decision yet
I don’t think Alan is paid to be that shallow. He just IS that dumb.
Nope, the best line was, “I won’t sell my vote for 96 cents an hour.”
He loves America.
Simple as that. His passion is pure and unsullied, not like those jaded pompous arrogant yutzes Obama and Combs (and their minions like WaterCloset and lmg) who detest America and you can hear their disdain for this great country dripping from every syllable.
Sorry zyzzyg, but it was Obama who went to Joe. What was Joe supposed to do when The One came to his neighborhood, hide under his bed?
Second, Joe has been investigated by Obama supporters in government positions abusing their power. At least one of those people is in the ObamaMessiah campaign. They did this with the specific intent to harm the guy.
These are not misrepresentations. The intent of the ObamaMessiah supporters was to quash any kind of real questions from being asked of The One.
You should put down the kool-aid. It may taste nice to you, but nobody else is buying it.
Misscheryl said:
That was one of my favorites too, because it sums up the attitude of the MSM, the elite in Washington, our resident trolls and Obama himself. Tito the builder, Joe the plumber and the millions out there like them do not need to be led by the nose, they are not buying the pap that NBC, CBS, et al are selling. If it wasn’t for Fox news, how would their voices be heard, the only MSM interview I have seen with Joe the plumber, was with Diane Sawyer, she was so condescending, I nearly threw my shoe at the TV.
My best friend is a librarian at a public high school. She is very bright and informed on issues. I would rather have her in charge of this nation than an elitist friend of terrorists and an enemy if Israel. And I would think that McCain, or any person in a leadership position, would be PROUD to take advice from a well educated, concerned, working class American.
By the way, the current First Lady of the most powerful nation on earth is a former librarian, and I think she has demonstrated great class and leadership.