Smirky loses control of his mouth again: “I shouldn’t be going off like this.”
Heartbeat away…
There are a thousand and one good reasons I call Joe Biden “the increasingly erratic, super-gaffetastic Joe Biden” (link).
Here’s the 1,002nd reason, via FoxNews.com:
“Hey folks, 37 more hours!”
Joe Biden greeted a crowd primed for the home stretch of this long campaign with as much energy as he’s had in the last two months on the trail as well as some typical Bidenese.
Telling voters in this swing state that “change is on the way,” the Democratic vice presidential candidate offered one of his now-expected random introductory tangents.
The latest was about his sister, Val, his wife Jill, and Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill, who introduced the Bidens at the rally of 1,100 people in the gym at Longview Community College.
Biden called his sister a “girl-boy,” meaning a tomboy, and then explained that girl-boys are softer than “girl-girls.”
“You know why I think Jill likes Claire McCaskill so well, Senator McCaskill? Jill is one of five sisters, Claire is one of three sisters. And I tell you what, you women raised with sisters are different than women raised with brothers,” Biden said as both women joined him on stage.
“My sister is smart, runs every one of my campaigns; is beautiful; graduated with honors from college; is homecoming queen. But she’s a … she is what I call a ‘girl-boy’ growing up, you know what I mean?”
“And I tell you what? Girl-girls are tougher than girl-boys,” he said. “But there’s one important thing I noticed.The great thing about marrying into a family with five sisters, there’s always one that loves you. ‘Cause you can count on splitting them a bit. You know what I mean?
“I shouldn’t be going off like this, but — hey, folks, 37 more hours, 37 more hours,” he then said.
What the…???
It’s all so mortifying and yet, the idea of Obama being chained to this fellow gaffe machine for four years would at least be some small consolation…
Don’t worry, Messiah. Remember: It’s not diarrhea of the mouth. Just “rhetorical flourishes.”
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lol…I just don’t know waht to say.
Joe, I don’t know who raised you, but you’re a little different too! Your brain is full of garbage, and as it’s attached to your mouth, well, this is a typical result.
And to think some are worried that Palin could be #2….
The man might ride AMTRAK, but I believe he went off the rails long ago…
He reminds me of the vice presidential character in the movie My Fellow Americans. God save us all!
What an idiot.
Thank you for your coverage Michelle. You are a role model.
I hope you can get a few consecutive days off in the very near future.
someone needs a catscan
Anyone want to take a stab at translating what Biden said into English?
Biden is just one of those people you stare at with your mouth hanging open. Each new gaffe makes the last gaffe look somewhat intelligent.
My mom swears that his aneurysm did something permanent to his brain. I’m beginning to agree with her.
That was pure gibberish.
I think he has a “plug” loose….
It is at the same time rather sad, and also quite frightening, how synapse-challenged some politicians are.
I wonder if this girl-girl thingy has something to do with the prop 8 vote out here in cal tomorrow?
Good one!
He might also need a blood gas (to check the oxygen level in the arterial blood).
Oh girl,, I mean Oh boy.. err.. Oh brother…
what an idiot.
WHAT? Do you reckon he was having a “senior moment”?????
Wait, wait!!
I figured it out!
Being a socialist/statist, Biden’s remarks were taken out of context!
No, he’s just an incredibly stupid person with a big mouth.
A heartbeat away…
I’m wondering if they don’t drag him out everyday from Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and animate him with some algorithm for spewing gaffe gibberish that only Obama’s cultists can decode.
Luckily his job decription is: Going to state funerals. Though, I’m sure he can offend someone there too. Hey fella, stand up! Yeh, stand up!
Stolen from a commenter at Ace of Spades
At least we’ll have a lot to laugh about on the late night talk shows…
…kind of like having Ted Baxter as VP
Un-real
Does Botox affect the brain?
Crikey. I know 4 year olds who can speak more coherently.
#25
Yeup!!
Well, at least SNL won’t have to look too far for four year’s worth of comic material.
And they thought Ford was bad with his tripping.
Wow…. Just.. Wow..
And to think everyone is concerned about Sarah being one heartbeat away from the presidency. Isn’t anyone concerned about Joe?
there is a troll named watershed over on the Palin Trooper Gate thread arguing that Palin is dumb.
I see he dares not enter this conversation.
I think Joe needs another brain scan, no?
Hairplug man strikes again. Stand up chuck.
Actually, I’m more terrified by the person at the top of that ticket.
Watershed needs to come here to translate this gibberish. I don’t think Biden even knows what the meaning of “is” is.
Joe Biden—I can hardly belive Obama chose this goofball! He would be incoherent as president!
Joe hasn’t put his foot in his mouth for over 30 years …
All he does is open his mouth and change feet …
Just another liberal Horse’s A$$ with a fatal case of hoof-and-mouth disease …
The problem is electrical….he has a short between the ears!
I’m beginning to have serious compassion for the man. It’s obvious even to me, a non-professional, that there’s something wrong with how his brain is functioning.
Oh now I’ve seen everything. Vanity Fair has an article titled, “Could Voter Fraud Tilt the Election (Again)?”
You have GOT to be kidding. Again? Yeah, right. Let’s revisit FL from 2000. They did 2 or 3 or 4 electronic recounts with BUSH winning every time. Months afterwards, when the media went down to do their own recounts, they all ended up with BUSH winning.
Of course, that didn’t make any headlines.
Yeah…rhetorical flourishes. Keep repeating that yourself Obambi, you will be alright.
Wonder what his spritual mentooooor, thinks of old Joe? Maybe he consider him a necessary white evil. HA! HA! HA!
As impossible as this sounds, it’s true. I have a friend, who I converted to Conservative (Yay me!) whose parents were for Hillary, and said they’d never vote for Obama. BUT, apparently their first choice was actually Biden so now they are voting for the ticket…
It took three years to convert the son from their lunatic views. I almost had another friend converted, but he went back to the dark side. Oh my… was that RAAAAAAAAAAAACIST? It wasn’t when I typed it, but no doubt my subconscious, latent RAAAAACISM forced it way out!
Anyway, he went back to the dark side because we lost contact for almost a year, and now that he and his family is back here, it’s just too late for this election. So close though…
On November 4th, 2008 at 12:11 am, BlameAmericaLast said:
You must have missed the last issue of Time ragazine. The cover story: “7 THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG ON ELECTION DAY.” In light of the ACORN investigations in a dozen states, 200K questionable registrants in Ohio that the Dem SoS fought not to take action against, cartoon characters and football players being signed up half a country away from their homes, and a pro-Baracko Marx website instructing people how to actually fraudulently vote using vacant houses as false addresses, you would think there would be something about that stuff on the cover.
But nooooo. What’s there instead is … a Diebold voting machine!
I hate the media…
Hairplugs are in too deep, and the handlers can’t find the ’shutup’ one…
Just guessing…
um… too much time on scuba, oxy starvation?
And yet he is reputed to have an IQ of 14.6.
What??? No…I don’t know what you mean. In fact, I would bet dollars to doughnuts that those looks you were receiving by every single person in that room, including the very ones you were speaking about, were telling you that absolutely NO ONE in that entire place had the foggiest idea what the hell you were talking about.
Just what is it, exactly, you are insinuating there, Joe Everyman? What does “Splitting” them mean? Are you suggesting that you were doing some sort of perverted switcheroo with your wife and all her sisters? Are we now to assume that you have absolutely no morals and are able to sleep with any and all of your sister-in-laws? Is that what you mean by always someone loving you and splitting them?
What a sick and twisted individual he is.
And how did he cover this up? By sounding like Cal Naughton Jr., “Oh never mind, 37 more hours, 37 more hours until Shake and Bake. Woo hoo! Thank you precious baby Jesus, all laying there in your gold diaper and all. Shake and Bake. Shake and bake. Yee haw!!”
What an absolute a$$. He must be a Senator. No one in the private sector would want to hire anyone this fantastically bigotted and backwards.
At the top of their ticket is The One who contantly considers ‘what am I saying here?’ — where he is speaking. The other guy cluelessly glances back at a political railroad system strewn with his verbal train wrecks and wonders, “What just happened?” before mindlessly moving on to the next disaster.
No worries though. The lib media joyfully calls no attention to The Ones message shape shifts. His is also their message; no sense in confusing their mutual, target audience with the quite intended discrepanices of the moment. Conversely, they keep old newspapers or first drafts at hand for every “…up Chuck” spewn to use as sickness bags and disposed of, lest they contaminate The One’s chance of election.
Obiden, if elected, will become replaced with Onext.
If Obama wins, I won’t worry over Biden. He’ll be the VP, in an office that has no power. As President of the Senate, he can’t debate or vote (unless there is a tie). With democratic control, I doubt any tie. He can’t set policy or decide what to vote on, or what to keep in committee. Obama will probably ignore him. It was a stupid decision for Biden to give up an important senate position, to run for VP. He can only sit and wait for the “messiah” to die.
If Obama were to win (which he won’t) Joe Biden would disappear into some dark hole and we would not hear from him for another four years.
I will be the first person in line at the polls this morning. Now log out and do the same at your polling place!
Yes…”vote early, vote often”.
Sadly, I think you are correct.
Well, it’s almost 6:00AM, time to head to the poll. Pray for our Great Country friends. Everything will be ok.
Today would be a good day. BroBiden could give the eulogy: “He was a clean Negro”.
I was hoping to sleep to 5 am and be at the County at 6:45-I do not remember losing a whole nights sleep over an election before.
See Pray
By see-dubya if you haven’t already.
I pray for my country, children and grandchildren. I pray for our fine young people in harm’s way defending a country that really does not appreciate them.
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Sounds like Biden described everything about Sarah Palin that the liberals are mocking.
garyganu
They couldn’t figure a way to spoof this idiot on SNL! He’s already way too absurd to be real.
Four years of this comedy might make our enemies laugh themselves to death.
I demand a translator. It is my right.
I can never figure out his point, if there is one in Tangetland.
Stupid is as stupid…is?
LOL
Sadly, this is some of the more intelligent things i’ve heard from him in recent days.
37 hours? He doesnt have that many fingers and toes. I wonder if his girl-boy sister told him that since he couldnt get past 20?
I wonder if Dan Quayle is tempted to vote for Obama just so the Dems are stuck with Biden as their VP. It would be great revenge for all the crap they threw at him.
Hey all…some commenter on Ace of Spades HQ said he’s witnessing people being registered to vote and ushered through to the machines without ID:
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=277320#c3328434
I advised him to contact the police and the media…any other advice?
What do we do if we come across these attempts to steal the election?
I’ve said before, the consolation if Obama wins is 4 years of Biden and Michelle O. Think of all the material … unless the “Fairness Doctrine” won’t let us hear about it.
Are Biden’s parents first cousins or siblings?
And the MSM portrays Sarah Palin as the dumb one?!
Yep, and according to Ahhhnold, obummer is officially a “girly man”.
Funny thing about that – I’ll posit that Palin a) would outdo watershed in any academic subject. b) would outdo watershed in any IQ test. c) would outdo watershed in any athletic endeavor.
Watertroll is probably feverishly writing up a Fairness Doctrine for academics, IQ tests, and sports. Spread the winning around.
He will submit in triplicate to his Dear Leader once the election is over.
Remember, his IQ is higher than anyone’s. He said so himself.
The tortoise will win!!!
First thing I thought when I saw this photo, “Five dollar foot-longs!”
Just dawned on me who blabberJoe reminds me of,
Michael in The Office. Michael prattles on aimlessly not realizing he’s a moron. Meanwhile, Jim looks at the camera with “this guy’s a looney-tune.” Take heart, we are in for some laughs. The O supporters have the lesser Dwight suck-up role, pandering to the panderer-in-chief.
Proverbs 265 Answer a fool according to his folly,
or he will be wise in his own eyes.
Proverbs 26:12 Do you see a man wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him.
Yes, Joe, keep flapping your yap! Every time you open your mouth you show what a fool you are!
This moron could be our next vice president.
Good God, what are liberals thinking? THIS is your choice?
#23 — Bwahahahaha!!
My brother (a democrat elistist snob — bless his heart), thinks that Palin is an idiot and Biden is the smart one. I don’t even bother to argue w/him anymore. It just gives me a headache.
“….it’s not a tumor.”
There must have been some leakage from one of his plugs…he is known as the dumbest senator.
I think you have to have an Indian accent to be able to understand it. I’ll get back to you on that.
Biden is the stupidest man in politics.
No, Joe, we don’t know what you mean. Are you calling your sister a lesbitarian? What on earth are you even trying to say?