If Obama loses, Akon will leave
Thug singer Akon, famous for molesting or assaulting young fans at his concerts, says he’ll leave the country if Barack Obama loses.
Because he’s, you know, afraid:
If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.
You want scary? Here’s scary.

And here’s scary.
Hat tip: Mary Katharine Ham, who’s got a great vid of Obama’s flip-flops here.
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Best reason to vote for McCain I have heard all day.
Promises, promises…
Have a nice trip. Need any help packing?
Reason #23,466 to vote MCCain/Palin, although it’s probably just another empty promise. DLTDHYOTWO : )
Good riddance.
Have a nice trip.
That’s funny. The Malkin poster JSR said he would move to Brazil if OBAMA won. Because he was, you know, afraid.
I guess that means it happens, well, all over the place. Even here.
Good riddance to bad RUBBISH.
Buh-bye!
Well i voted for the war hero and superwoman so bye akon. Can we now get his money since he leaving?
WTF??? With all the democrat fraud going on? Like Rosie O’Donnell says…DELUSIONAL
Let’s hope it’s the beginning of a trend.
Rich.
Don’t let the door hit your molesting arse on the way out.
And say hello to the rest of Hollywood when you get there. Tell them we don’t miss them.
He came here under George Bush, right? Sheesh…
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh SEE-YA!
(The Duke fans understand)
Hasta la vista baby
Cool…I don’t want the remote chance of my children being exposed to his filth. Bye, bye Akon!
Hey Akon, good luck in trying to make money in that U.N.-blighted region of the world.
They have performers with actual talent there who don’t make diddly, so you don’t have a prayer, Mr. Thugglesworth.
Could we really be so lucky? Could he take the rest of his thug-life rapper friends with him? I would love to see if they are able to keep up their lavish lifestyles in Africa.
Where did Alec Baldwin end up moving to?
like anyone cares….. hopefully he will try and swim there.
What sane country wold actually want him? Maybe we can trade him for some reactionary enemies of the people from Mugabe’s Socialist Paradise in Zimbabwe
Another “celebrity” (and I use the term very loosely in this instance) threatens to leave the country if the liberal candidate loses.
Didn’t we witness this in 2000 and 2004 with liberal celebrities?
And how many of them followed through on their promises?
Hmmm…seems like breaking promises is the norm for liberals. Especially liberal celebrities.
But then again, we conservatives knew that all along.
BYE!
Heres the instructions on how to legally renounce ones U.S. citizenship.
I feel better now. I’ve made America a better place.
I have a first class ticket waiting for you Mr. Akon. And a bottle of Cristal for the flight.
Bu-bye.
Buh-Bye.
So Akon’s going to do something to improve this country? That’s not like him.
It sucks but he actually has some “good” songs out right now !#%!$%$#$
As far as for filth, its no worse than anything else thats been on the pop market for the last 25 years. Theres a lot, lot worse that the kids are listening to these days.
His personal actions on the other hand… but then again, what I said above also holds true for that too.
Hmmmm
Win!
Ok, I’ll start the bidding, I’m in for $10. Any travel agents out there?
I’m afraid, too. Afraid that all those people threatening to leave won’t.
Good. He can leave with Seal.
I bet he participates in some riots before he leaves.
Yea!!! Back to Africa, huh? The clown shows his complete lack of understanding about the Dark Continent. There, he will not be so special. He will just be another black man, who doesn’t speak any of a number of dialects!
It won’t matter that he is black. It WILL matter what “tribe” he belongs to.
By the way, isn’t the name “Akon”, a Tutsi word for “target?” Or…the Swahili term for “A Clown?”
I’ve seen his music videos. Nuttin’ special about him. Sounds and acts like a girl.
If Obama loses(please God, please God) maybe he’ll go back to Kenya too or Indonesia.
This is the youth vote we want.
I have heard anecdotally that turnout in southwest and western VA has been MASSIVE today. MASSIVE.
If No-Bama looses, Akon goes?? I don’t see the problem!!!
If Akon’s pronouncement is meant to persuade us not to vote for McCain, I’d brand that “MASSIVE FAIL.”
Besides, he’s too late. The missus and I voted a few minutes after the polls opened here in Alhambra, California. No nightstick-brandishing thugs at the polling place here, but the pollworkers needed assistance finding my name. Rough, that alphabet; all those unnecessary letters and all. Voter turnout at reveille was higher than usual. Since the area is blue to the point of being indigo, I’m figuring we’re dealing either with more people showing up early, or increased Republican turnout, since Democrat registration is pretty saturated. Though, as a smarter man than me once said, “that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong.”
Prediction: it’s gonna be a long night. Hoping for good news… and anxious to help Mr. Akon obtain his exit visa…
Good riddance!
I’m so sure Mr. Akon (never heard of him) will enjoy his new home in Zimbabwe. Although, I heard Congo is good this time of year. On the other hand, there’s always that garden spot called Somalia. Algeria, Libya, South Africa, there’s so many excellent choices, he’ll probably not be able to choose and just decide to stay here. So much for your convictions.
Akon, who?
Is there somewhere we can make a monetary donation to expedite this departure?
Last time I checked the dictionary, “loser” is still only spelled one way!
What a wasteoid!!
DLTDHYOTWO!!
It’s hillarious – if you don’t vote for Obama, I’m moving.
No.cure.for.stupid.
Best news of the day. I hope McCain wins just so Akon will go. Don’t let the door hit you in the but on your way out Akon.
If I hadn’t already voted for McCain/Palin I would be running to vote for them to get rid of him. Too bad he won’t rally do it because where else but in a Free Capitalistic America could trash like him become millonaires.
Don’t wait till he loses; move now!
AKON=ACORN. Yeah, they’re both nuts! Only one more so than the other. Ummm… no, wait a minute. They’re indistinguishable.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
If Akon would have said this a month ago McCain would have won 65% of the vote.
While Akon is at it, Alec Baldwin should move back to Africa, too.
(smirk)
Promise?
He might want to check and see if Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins would like to be his traveling companions.
Oh here we go with Africa again. Where, exactly, in Africa will he be going? Uganda? Somalia? Nigeria? Congo? Zambia? Mozambique? Chad? Sudan? Angola? Eritrea? Malawi? Cameroon? Rwanda? Ivory Coast? Perhaps some beautiful haven like Zimbabwe?
katablog, you beat me to that exact line. I wish all these B-list celebrities would follow through with the promises they made in 2004.
wighttrash, please don’t confuse him. Let’s just make sure his punk a$$ goes. As aj says: Swim there, swim now!
We’ve heard that crap before….. Alec Baldwin’s still here, Barbara Streisand’s still here, blah, blah blah….
Those dopes know there’s no place else on earth that would put up with their bull$hit.
You’ll still be here come Christmas, suckah!
I have a leeky boat he can have…
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Akon,
Please take Whoopie, Alec, and the rest of the Hollywood dingbats who keep threatening to leave but won’t, with you.
Is this the same WUS that fabricated a “criminal past” to make himself feel “bad” and important?
WUSSIES like AKON don’t have the BALL$ to wear the uniform and stand like the REAL MEN who face our nation’s enemies.
What a pathetic SLOB. Go back to Africa, if they’ll take a low-life chicken $hit slob like you.
oldbuckaroo, why don’t you tell’em how you really feel! Sic’em!
Don’t get me started….
On November 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, bedje said:
oldbuckaroo, why don’t you tell’em how you really feel! Sic’em!
Sorry if I sound a little bit “tuned up”. BHO campaigners have been plying me with drugs, liquor and cigarettes (funny, they were hand-rolled in Zig-Zag papers??) all day today trying to get me to vote for that smooth talking Kenyan born Marxist hustler candidate. Thing is, I’m seeing double and somehow keep voting the McCain/Palin ticket!
Oh well……..
He has good music out? WTF? Michael Jackson has some good music out too. I don’t listen to that molesters music either, just BECAUSE of his past. Don’t encourage these oxygen thieves.
How soon will you leave Akon? Can’t be fast enough for me.
#61
LOL!!! Excellent, Send-Me!
Good riddance, Akon.
I’m getting so tired of celebrities saying this…they never REALLY leave.
They just hang out at 30 rock. That show is a loser just like the blowhards in it.
Akon ????
Ain’t that in Ohio??
don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, bro.
This would be a double-WIN for America.
Darn it. In my inebriated state, I thought the headline said “ACORN will leave.”
But I can settle for Akon for now.
Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE let McCain win . . . .
Akon, you can save yourself the trouble and get the **** out now.
Don’t let da dizzle hit your shizzle on da wizzle!
Another good reason to vote for McCain.
Does he want a window or an aisle seat?
Glad I did my bit and voted Republican.
Would you please?
Civilized America would thank you.
Well, even if I had considered voting for Obama, the promise of Akon leaving this country would have certainly made me vote for McCain.
Adios and good riddance. Idiot!
GO MCCAIN/PALIN!
Have fun with that oh-so chivalrous, blue helmeted UN peace keeping force!
Jack ass.
Last time I checked, Alec Baldwin is still living in the USA, even though he said he’d leave if Bush got re-elected in the last election.
Fortunately, Akon chose an election to make this statement where he wasn’t likely to have to follow through.
Fortunately for Akon, I mean. Not for the rest of us.