If Obama loses, Akon will leave

By Michelle Malkin  •  November 4, 2008 05:00 PM

Thug singer Akon, famous for molesting or assaulting young fans at his concerts, says he’ll leave the country if Barack Obama loses.

Because he’s, you know, afraid:

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.

You want scary? Here’s scary.


And here’s scary.

Hat tip: Mary Katharine Ham, who’s got a great vid of Obama’s flip-flops here.

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  1. #1
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:02 pm, sonofdy said:

    Best reason to vote for McCain I have heard all day.

  2. #2
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm, magicarb said:

    If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa.

    Promises, promises…

  3. #3
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Have a nice trip. Need any help packing?

  4. #4
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Reason #23,466 to vote MCCain/Palin, although it’s probably just another empty promise. DLTDHYOTWO : )

  5. #5
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm, jencab said:

    Good riddance.

  6. #6
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm, Patrick Britton said:

    Have a nice trip.

  7. #7
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm, watershed said:

    That’s funny. The Malkin poster JSR said he would move to Brazil if OBAMA won. Because he was, you know, afraid.

    I guess that means it happens, well, all over the place. Even here.

  8. #8
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm, inspiredhome said:

    Good riddance to bad RUBBISH.

  9. #9
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm, Paul Revere said:

    Buh-bye!

  10. #10
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm, kcnut said:

    Well i voted for the war hero and superwoman so bye akon. Can we now get his money since he leaving?

  11. #11
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:07 pm, frontierguy said:

    he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.

    WTF??? With all the democrat fraud going on? Like Rosie O’Donnell says…DELUSIONAL

  12. #12
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm, Misscheryl said:

    Let’s hope it’s the beginning of a trend.

  13. #13
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    [McCain]’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.

    Rich.

  14. #14
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    Don’t let the door hit your molesting arse on the way out.

    And say hello to the rest of Hollywood when you get there. Tell them we don’t miss them.

  15. #15
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:09 pm, mymanpotsandpans said:

    He came here under George Bush, right? Sheesh…

  16. #16
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:09 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh SEE-YA!

    (The Duke fans understand)

  17. #17
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm, nlebou said:

    Hasta la vista baby

  18. #18
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm, ConMom said:

    Cool…I don’t want the remote chance of my children being exposed to his filth. Bye, bye Akon!

  19. #19
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:12 pm, angryoldfatman said:

    Hey Akon, good luck in trying to make money in that U.N.-blighted region of the world.

    They have performers with actual talent there who don’t make diddly, so you don’t have a prayer, Mr. Thugglesworth.

  20. #20
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:14 pm, SCTeacher said:

    Could we really be so lucky? Could he take the rest of his thug-life rapper friends with him? I would love to see if they are able to keep up their lavish lifestyles in Africa.

  21. #21
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:14 pm, aunursa said:

    Where did Alec Baldwin end up moving to?

  22. #22
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, ajmontana said:

    like anyone cares….. hopefully he will try and swim there.

  23. #23
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, jsr said:

    What sane country wold actually want him? Maybe we can trade him for some reactionary enemies of the people from Mugabe’s Socialist Paradise in Zimbabwe

  24. #24
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, Beukeboom said:

    Another “celebrity” (and I use the term very loosely in this instance) threatens to leave the country if the liberal candidate loses.

    Didn’t we witness this in 2000 and 2004 with liberal celebrities?

    And how many of them followed through on their promises?

    Hmmm…seems like breaking promises is the norm for liberals. Especially liberal celebrities.

    But then again, we conservatives knew that all along.

  25. #25
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm, Gothguy said:

    BYE!

  26. #26
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm, et said:

    Heres the instructions on how to legally renounce ones U.S. citizenship.

    I feel better now. I’ve made America a better place.

  27. #27
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, burnt toast said:

    I have a first class ticket waiting for you Mr. Akon. And a bottle of Cristal for the flight.

    Bu-bye.

  28. #28
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Buh-Bye.

  29. #29
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    So Akon’s going to do something to improve this country? That’s not like him.

  30. #30
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:21 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    It sucks but he actually has some “good” songs out right now !#%!$%$#$

    As far as for filth, its no worse than anything else thats been on the pop market for the last 25 years. Theres a lot, lot worse that the kids are listening to these days.

    His personal actions on the other hand… but then again, what I said above also holds true for that too.

    Hmmmm

  31. #31
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:21 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    So Akon’s going to do something to improve this country? That’s not like him.

    Win!

  32. #32
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, no2libtards said:

    Ok, I’ll start the bidding, I’m in for $10. Any travel agents out there?

  33. #33
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’m afraid, too. Afraid that all those people threatening to leave won’t.

  34. #34
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Good. He can leave with Seal.

  35. #35
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, MrOlympia said:

    I bet he participates in some riots before he leaves.

  36. #36
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, right_on said:

    Yea!!! Back to Africa, huh? The clown shows his complete lack of understanding about the Dark Continent. There, he will not be so special. He will just be another black man, who doesn’t speak any of a number of dialects!

    It won’t matter that he is black. It WILL matter what “tribe” he belongs to.

    By the way, isn’t the name “Akon”, a Tutsi word for “target?” Or…the Swahili term for “A Clown?”

  37. #37
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, purealchemy said:

    I’ve seen his music videos. Nuttin’ special about him. Sounds and acts like a girl.
    If Obama loses(please God, please God) maybe he’ll go back to Kenya too or Indonesia.

  38. #38
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, Paul Revere said:

    This is the youth vote we want.

    I have heard anecdotally that turnout in southwest and western VA has been MASSIVE today. MASSIVE.

  39. #39
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, OldSailor said:

    If No-Bama looses, Akon goes?? I don’t see the problem!!!

  40. #40
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, karnold said:

    If Akon’s pronouncement is meant to persuade us not to vote for McCain, I’d brand that “MASSIVE FAIL.”

    Besides, he’s too late. The missus and I voted a few minutes after the polls opened here in Alhambra, California. No nightstick-brandishing thugs at the polling place here, but the pollworkers needed assistance finding my name. Rough, that alphabet; all those unnecessary letters and all. Voter turnout at reveille was higher than usual. Since the area is blue to the point of being indigo, I’m figuring we’re dealing either with more people showing up early, or increased Republican turnout, since Democrat registration is pretty saturated. Though, as a smarter man than me once said, “that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong.”

    Prediction: it’s gonna be a long night. Hoping for good news… and anxious to help Mr. Akon obtain his exit visa…

  41. #41
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:30 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Good riddance!

  42. #42
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:33 pm, Southpaw said:

    I’m so sure Mr. Akon (never heard of him) will enjoy his new home in Zimbabwe. Although, I heard Congo is good this time of year. On the other hand, there’s always that garden spot called Somalia. Algeria, Libya, South Africa, there’s so many excellent choices, he’ll probably not be able to choose and just decide to stay here. So much for your convictions.

  43. #43
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:33 pm, deadeye said:

    Akon, who?

  44. #44
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, grumpy_old_soldier said:

    Is there somewhere we can make a monetary donation to expedite this departure?

    Last time I checked the dictionary, “loser” is still only spelled one way!

    What a wasteoid!!

  45. #45
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:36 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    DLTDHYOTWO!!

  46. #46
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:36 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It’s hillarious – if you don’t vote for Obama, I’m moving.

    No.cure.for.stupid.

  47. #47
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:37 pm, harmic said:

    Best news of the day. I hope McCain wins just so Akon will go. Don’t let the door hit you in the but on your way out Akon.

  48. #48
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, michiganmom said:

    If I hadn’t already voted for McCain/Palin I would be running to vote for them to get rid of him. Too bad he won’t rally do it because where else but in a Free Capitalistic America could trash like him become millonaires.

  49. #49
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, rambler said:

    Don’t wait till he loses; move now!

  50. #50
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, bedje said:

    AKON=ACORN. Yeah, they’re both nuts! Only one more so than the other. Ummm… no, wait a minute. They’re indistinguishable.

  51. #51
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, whatthecrap? said:

    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

  52. #52
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, bruins90210 said:

    If Akon would have said this a month ago McCain would have won 65% of the vote.

  53. #53
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:44 pm, flaming_o said:

    While Akon is at it, Alec Baldwin should move back to Africa, too.

    (smirk)

  54. #54
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm, StephC said:

    Promise?

  55. #55
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, katablog said:

    He might want to check and see if Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins would like to be his traveling companions.

  56. #56
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:51 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Oh here we go with Africa again. Where, exactly, in Africa will he be going? Uganda? Somalia? Nigeria? Congo? Zambia? Mozambique? Chad? Sudan? Angola? Eritrea? Malawi? Cameroon? Rwanda? Ivory Coast? Perhaps some beautiful haven like Zimbabwe?

  57. #57
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm, mom2jack said:

    katablog, you beat me to that exact line. I wish all these B-list celebrities would follow through with the promises they made in 2004.

  58. #58
    On November 4th, 2008 at 5:55 pm, bedje said:

    wighttrash, please don’t confuse him. Let’s just make sure his punk a$$ goes. As aj says: Swim there, swim now!

  59. #59
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    We’ve heard that crap before….. Alec Baldwin’s still here, Barbara Streisand’s still here, blah, blah blah….
    Those dopes know there’s no place else on earth that would put up with their bull$hit.

    You’ll still be here come Christmas, suckah!

  60. #60
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm, cicerokid said:

    I have a leeky boat he can have…

  61. #61
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm, Send_Me said:
  62. #62
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm, sfcmac said:

    Akon,
    Please take Whoopie, Alec, and the rest of the Hollywood dingbats who keep threatening to leave but won’t, with you.

  63. #63
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:12 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    Is this the same WUS that fabricated a “criminal past” to make himself feel “bad” and important?

    WUSSIES like AKON don’t have the BALL$ to wear the uniform and stand like the REAL MEN who face our nation’s enemies.

    What a pathetic SLOB. Go back to Africa, if they’ll take a low-life chicken $hit slob like you.

  64. #64
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, bedje said:

    oldbuckaroo, why don’t you tell’em how you really feel! Sic’em!

  65. #65
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:15 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    Don’t get me started….

  66. #66
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:25 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, bedje said:
    oldbuckaroo, why don’t you tell’em how you really feel! Sic’em!

    Sorry if I sound a little bit “tuned up”. BHO campaigners have been plying me with drugs, liquor and cigarettes (funny, they were hand-rolled in Zig-Zag papers??) all day today trying to get me to vote for that smooth talking Kenyan born Marxist hustler candidate. Thing is, I’m seeing double and somehow keep voting the McCain/Palin ticket!

    Oh well……..

  67. #67
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:27 pm, JustAThought said:

    He has good music out? WTF? Michael Jackson has some good music out too. I don’t listen to that molesters music either, just BECAUSE of his past. Don’t encourage these oxygen thieves.

    How soon will you leave Akon? Can’t be fast enough for me.

  68. #68
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm, CleanGuy said:

    #61
    LOL!!! Excellent, Send-Me!

  69. #69
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm, Dave the Libertarian said:

    Good riddance, Akon.

    I’m getting so tired of celebrities saying this…they never REALLY leave.

  70. #70
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:36 pm, bedje said:

    They just hang out at 30 rock. That show is a loser just like the blowhards in it.

  71. #71
    On November 4th, 2008 at 6:49 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    Akon ????
    Ain’t that in Ohio??

  72. #72
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm, MDH3 said:

    don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, bro.

  73. #73
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    This would be a double-WIN for America.

  74. #74
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:15 pm, Cameron said:

    Darn it. In my inebriated state, I thought the headline said “ACORN will leave.”

    But I can settle for Akon for now.

  75. #75
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm, drivingjack said:

    If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.

    Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE let McCain win . . . .

  76. #76
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:17 pm, Richard Romano said:

    Akon, you can save yourself the trouble and get the **** out now.

  77. #77
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:35 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Don’t let da dizzle hit your shizzle on da wizzle!

  78. #78
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm, xplodeit said:

    Another good reason to vote for McCain.

  79. #79
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:50 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Does he want a window or an aisle seat?

  80. #80
    On November 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm, FruNobulux said:

    Glad I did my bit and voted Republican.

  81. #81
    On November 4th, 2008 at 8:13 pm, blue-eyed-devil said:

    Would you please?

    Civilized America would thank you.

  82. #82
    On November 4th, 2008 at 8:40 pm, laylasmom said:

    Well, even if I had considered voting for Obama, the promise of Akon leaving this country would have certainly made me vote for McCain.

    Adios and good riddance. Idiot!

    GO MCCAIN/PALIN!

  83. #83
    On November 4th, 2008 at 9:36 pm, Madam President said:

    Have fun with that oh-so chivalrous, blue helmeted UN peace keeping force!

    Jack ass.

  84. #84
    On November 5th, 2008 at 10:22 am, Yashmak said:

    Last time I checked, Alec Baldwin is still living in the USA, even though he said he’d leave if Bush got re-elected in the last election.

    Fortunately, Akon chose an election to make this statement where he wasn’t likely to have to follow through.

  85. #85
    On November 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am, Yashmak said:

    Fortunately for Akon, I mean. Not for the rest of us.

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