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Scroll for updates…1:45pm Eastern. Overlord Obama and his wife arrive at the White House…

Other presidents have stepped up to “lead,” “serve,” and “govern.”

Not Barack Obama. He is ready to “begin to rule on Day One,” sayeth Obama minion Valerie Jarrett.

You shall be ruled (hat tip – reader Michael G.):

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Who is Valerie Jarrett, anyway? She’s the ruling-class niece of Clinton crony Vernon Jordan. More background here.

Update 1:54pm Eastern. Obama and his wife have arrived at the White House (or rather, the Obamas’ palace). They were greeted by President Bush and First Lady Laura Bush. Lots of touchy-feely back-slapping and glad-handing. No sign of the hand sanitizer the cable shows have been blabbing about all morning. I hear Michelle Obama has already ordered the White House chef to prepare the Obama Cake.

All hail the peaceful transition of power from lame-duck president to overlord-elect!