Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name; Plus: What Obama’s should have been

It’s “Celtic.”
“Hokum,” “Malarkey,” and “Home Depot” were already taken, I guess.
Go ahead and offer your own suggestions: Name that loon!
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The Obamas all got “R” names:
Barack – Renegade
Michelle – Renaissance
Malia and Sasha – Radiance and Rosebud
Barack’s real code name, of course, is “Redistributor.”
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Have you seen the official dictionary descriptions we stated above?
To repeat the above:
According to my computer’s dictionary widget description Renegade means:
Noun: TRAITOR, defector, deserter, turncoat, rebel, mutineer.
I wonder if this was an inside joke on the part of the Secret Service.
Not exactly flattering.
JerkOff.
Hey…at least he’s getting more action than you.
Celtic? Could that be a slam about his plagiarizing Neil Kinock? I guess if McCain had been elected, it would have been Celout.
I couldn’t help but think of this scene from Spaceballs.
As for Biden’s secret service name, your older readers will remember this one – Soupy Sales.
Best hope we have is this scenario. THe Electoral College submits it’s votes in December 15th and the votes are opened and counted in Congress on January 06th. If Obama passes away before December 15th then his pledged Electors can vote for someone else. We can speculate on whether it would be Hillary or someone else. If Obama’s prior unhealthy lifestyle were to catch up with him after the 15th but before the certification by Congress (remember that he never released his medical records) then we would have an interesting situation. In theory Joe Biden would be the elected Vice President and John McCain would be the elected President. The only sensible way to resolve the problem would be for McCain to take the oath of office and immediately resign. That would make Biden the President. If the Democratic Governor of Arizona promised to immediately reappoint McCain to the Senate the crisis would be amicably resolved.
What’s the point of “code names” if the whole world knows what they are?
I’ve always found that strange.
One of my great hopes for change is that we get rid of this PC nonsense we’ve been living under for so long. In that vein, and at great personal risk, I think one of them should be “Token”, though to be honest I don’t know which one. Or maybe “Dumb” and “Dumber”. How about “Guilt Relief” and “Gravitas”.
I leave Michelle and the kids out of this, and hope that others will as well. If they inject themselves into the debate then fine, but until then leave them be.
@Send_ Me
Best Scene from Spaceballs:
Obama and his Policy Planning Process.
Obama: Grifter
M.O.: Tire Biter
McCain: Pedro
C.M.: Salad (tomato with lots of lettuce)
Michelle Obama: Momordica charantia
Bitter Melon
Barack – COMman (for Communist)
Michelle – Sockwife (for Socialist Wife)
Joe Biden – GirGAFFE
GirGaffe’s have really long necks… lol
Go ahead and stick your neck out some more Joe!
Hussein’s should have been Rolo, Lamont’s friend on Sanford and Son.
Nope…I had not. And I thank you for re-iterating it. THAT makes PERFECT sense now. However, I can guarantee that there are a bunch of people out there that took it to mean the exact same thing I did.
Mostly for when they’re talking into their watches:
To avoid ambiguity: They can’t say “McCain’s in the car now”, because it could mean either Cindy or John
For the same reason you don’t mention (too loudly) the names of non-present parties in, say, a restaurant: names have a way of standing out above background noise, and invite eavesdropping into the rest of the conversation. Ordinary words: not so much. Secret Service guys hate attracting attention.
How about:
Hairplug
For Obama, I like the code name “Jug ears”, for Michelle Obama, “Harpy”, for Biden “Mouth”.
“Hairplug is en route to the White House…currently on P Street.”
What does it matter what Obama’s codename is, if he cannot prove that he is eligible to hold the office?
Obama Creating a “Constitutional Crisis”:
Eligible to Become President? Prove It!
What’s up with the SS slave names? Couldn’t they come up with some names more Afro-centric?
Of course, in keeping with his Aura, it would have to be something fierce, but peaceful.
Well except for the buzz cuts, the suits and the electrical wires dangling from their ears, they’re practically invisible…
Slightly OT, but related. Did anyone see this? Money quote:
You gotta be kiddin’ me!! BO breaks his promise to accept public funding, sets up a website that invites fraudulent donataions, and then gets off scott-free for those same reasons??? “… minimizes the significance of his errors.” Holy crap. We are truly in Bizarro World now…
That one: Frick
Michelle: Frack
Biden: Dumb
Why do they use code names if they are going to make them public??? What is the point?
Here would be my suggestions…
Obama: Airhead
Michelle: Arrogant
Biden: Error
Who named poor Sasha “Rosebud”? At best it’s a sled that gets burned up at the end of the movie and at worst it’s William Randolph Hearst’s mistress’s clitoris.
Obama – Liar
Biden – The Mouth
Michelle Obama – Arrogance
Jill Biden – Who?
Renegade? Is that liberalese for Maverick? Just wondering.
I woulda thought Biden’s Secret Service code name would be “Dufus.” I can almost hear the radio chatter as his jet flies in to Andrews AFB: “DUFUS ONE CLEARED TO LAND!” His car could be the Dufus-mobile.
Plugs
I forgot about Jill Biden… I think the Secret Service did too…
Here’s mean ones for all:
Bush 43- spoon
Cheney – pacemaker
McCain – cage
Palin – saggy
Obama – boy
Biden – pokey
My collie says:
Obama = Thug
Biden = thizzlin’
Obamas:
B.O. = P.U. ::make nasty face::
M.O. = Stank
Bidens:
Joe: Clueless
Jill: Whatshername?
Biden’s Secret Service moniker should have been Quayle Two.
chsw
I’m sorry, but Bill Clinton was already using that one.
“Stupid” would be apropos but isn’t specific enough. I’m sure the local television station where he had his show has a copywrite on “Bozo” so that’s out. “Clown” is just like “Stupid.” (“‘Clown’ is in the car.” “Which one?”)
I know! How ’bout “The Great White Dope?”
ECS
Mr. Know-it-all
B.O. Slappy
M.O. Player hater
joe biden hair plug man
jill biden joe biden got married really wow i can’t believe it she must do a lot of screaming at him.
Mccain tomcat
sarah palin superwoman
todd palin snowking
track shooter
bristol queen bee
piper snow angel
trig quiet man
willow midnight sunshine
Re Biden: What? “Gaffemachine” already taken?
I think you forgot ‘aRugula’.
I think Breezy, Sneezy and Sleezy would work however you assigned them.
The trouble is the real 7 all worked and sang famously about it.
Oh well, can’t be all things to all people all the time, huh?
PC is Thought Control
LEE
No,no,no we are well into the Orwellian paradise of 1984 and Animal Farm, right means left and up means down. You just don’t seem to understand.
PC is Thought Control (fits right in)
LEE
Obama: Messiah
Michelle: Holy Mother
O’Chilluns: Mistake1 & Mistake2
Biden: Gaffe-tastick
Jill: Anon
McCain: Juan
Cindy: Peroxide
Palin: ‘Cuda
Todd: Machine
Trig: Miracle
I forgot cindy mccain is hot rod
Obama- “Walking Eagle” must have been the second choice.
Biden = Celtic? Really, Celtic?
Parrish the thought.
Flip it the Bird.
McHale NO.
It must be tough to come up with meaningful code names ,
sometimes you just have to Mc Adoo with the obvious one.
What was wrong with “Smirky”?
That’s enough punning,
“Waitress?
I’ll Havlicek , please.
I find “Celtic” insulting to us Celts.
I demand the PC crowd to intercede. Oh, well…. Personally, I would prefer “wonder dummy”…a name my Mother used to describe us kids sometimes.
Am I the only one who thinks that publishing these code names is the exact wrong thing to do?
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Ignorance, our most costly commodity – paraphrased from Rush Limbaugh.
Renegade: having deserted a faith, cause, or religion for a hostile one.
Merriam Webster online
Guess that fits.
Ann Coulter mentioned a good one back in October.