Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name; Plus: What Obama’s should have been

By Michelle Malkin  •  November 11, 2008 11:42 AM

It’s “Celtic.”

“Hokum,” “Malarkey,” and “Home Depot” were already taken, I guess.

Go ahead and offer your own suggestions: Name that loon!

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The Obamas all got “R” names:

Barack – Renegade
Michelle – Renaissance
Malia and Sasha – Radiance and Rosebud

Barack’s real code name, of course, is “Redistributor.”

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  1. #1
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:44 am, wckelly60 said:

    Was “Smarmy” already taken?

    What about “Skunk?”

  2. #2
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:44 am, sandyb said:

    Doofus

  3. #3
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am, shark said:

    What happened to “Amtrak”? He says it every other sentence, would make more sense.

    Or maybe “Genius”, since he thinks he is one.

  4. #4
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am, joannmandolin said:

    Howzabout SerenDIPPITY?

  5. #5
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    I guess Moron was taken.

    On another note, the names for the Obamas was revealed yesterday:

    Barack = Renegade
    Michelle = Renaissance

    Go figure.

  6. #6
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:47 am, scrubjay said:

    “Forgetful” for all the foreign policy knowledge that he has lost.

  7. #7
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am, Ralph Gizzip said:

    I vote for “Plugs”

  8. #8
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am, wckelly60 said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am, BlameAmericaLast said:
    I guess Moron was taken.

    On another note, the names for the Obamas was revealed yesterday:

    Barack = Renegade
    Michelle = Renaissance

    Go figure.

    I wonder who got Repulsive? It has to be Rahm Emanuel.

  9. #9
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:50 am, Jeddite said:

    Is “HurrURRRRUhurrhurURRRrrrrurrRRRR” taken?

  10. #10
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:50 am, Krazybee said:

    Biden=Irrelevant

  11. #11
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am, Lone Oregon Conservative said:

    “Millie”

  12. #12
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:47 am, scrubjay said:

    “Forgetful” for all the foreign policy knowledge that he has lost.

    Didn’t know he had any to begin with.

  13. #13
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am, Defector01 said:

    “Decoy”
    “Whoops”
    “Damnit Joe”
    or from ann coulter: “Assassination Insurance”

  14. #14
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am, gunslingerpatriot said:

    Porkadobo!

    I would have used Kapo, but thats reserved for our favorite trollette LGM

    GSP
    (USA Flag upside down>

  15. #15
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am, Boomer said:

    I want to keep it simple how about dumbass? ;)

    At least that is what Dad would call me when I did something as stupid as Joe.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!

  16. #16
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am, Uplander said:

    How ’bout ‘Brain Drain’. How much was lost with his aneurysm?

  17. #17
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am, Right_Wired said:

    “Caps”

    “Lil Mao”

  18. #18
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am, rightfurb said:

    Eleanor!

  19. #19
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am, DogBreath said:

    What about “Thief” or “Plagiarist”.

  20. #20
    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am, ThatSamIAm said:

    The Scranton Gaffe

  21. #21
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, sonofdy said:

    delta – alpha

    Dumbass. You can’t come out and use the real word so just use the code delta-alpha

  22. #22
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, traveler49 said:

    Barack is renegade.

    Should have been redistribute.

  23. #23
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, b-cat said:

    “Screwball”

  24. #24
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm, Craig said:

    “Roosevelt”
    “Tax Patriot”
    “Gaffey”
    “Stand up Chuck”
    “Beretta”

    Oh heck…there’s so many.

  25. #25
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, madchef said:

    Token

  26. #26
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, JD in D.C. said:

    “7-11″

  27. #27
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “Schmucky”

  28. #28
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:05 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Isn’t obvious? ” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”

  29. #29
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    how about

    “Goofy”

    “Sleepy”

    “Grumpy”

    “Dopey”

  30. #30
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, Jbgood said:

    How about “Jenius”?

  31. #31
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, chapoutier said:

    And the kids are “Radiance” and “Rosebud”.

    So go the R thing going there.

    Got no problem with Radiance, but Rosebud seems a bit unseemly. I know that it is the sled in Citizens Kane (sorry if you haven’t seen it!). But apparently the inspiration for that element of the movie was a nickname William Randolph Hearst had for…uh…well…you look it up.

  32. #32
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “Jobs”

  33. #33
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, mojack420 said:

    obama tweedle dee
    biden tweedle dumb

  34. #34
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:10 pm, Ahh a Lion! said:

    “Honky”

  35. #35
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:11 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “Spanky”

  36. #36
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
  37. #37
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, Right_Wired said:

    Osama is Renegade?

    Then Biden is Kool Aid

    or

    Joe the Clogger
    Joe the Slummer
    Toothy
    Honkey

  38. #38
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    They call him ‘Celtic’? As a woman of Scot-Irish descent, I consider that a personal affront.

    As stated above, Ann Coulter’s handle for Bidumb (Assassination Insurance) is easily the best.

  39. #39
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Biden = Neil
    Obama = Karl

  40. #40
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, Laree said:

    White Man’s Burden

  41. #41
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, Fat Jolly Penguin said:

    Why are Secret Service codenames made public, anyway? (And why didn’t they just call him “Gaffe”? Shorter than “Celtic.”)

  42. #42
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, tre said:

    How about “Dirty, rotten, low-down, no-good, low-life, scum-sucking, dirt-bag.”

    If it’s too long then just remove “scum-sucking.”

  43. #43
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, ErinF said:

    “political-f*ckup-and-allaround-pain-in-the-ass”

    That pretty much sums it up.

  44. #44
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Uncle Cracker

  45. #45
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:16 pm, thatselbert said:

    This Delaware resident thinks he should be called Scranton, his birthplace, which isn’t in Delaware. Apologies to PA residents.

    I feel like I should apologize to the US for not working harder to make him the ex-senator from Delaware in 2002. I tried as much as I could to make it happen this year though.

  46. #46
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Yo Feebz! Spanky? Where is your mind at? LOL

  47. #47
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, skoolingmamaof4 said:

    Barack = Hitler II

  48. #48
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “Wedgie”

  49. #49
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    Appendix – he serves no purpose, takes in garbage from above, and has to be surgically removed.

  50. #50
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, Jim M. said:

    Why can’t Biden have an “R” name as well? I found one available:

    “Retard”.

  51. #51
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm, gippergirl said:

    Biden = Dipthong

  52. #52
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, gippergirl said:

    Obama = Othello
    Biden = Iago

  53. #53
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, gippergirl said:

    Obama = Macbeth
    Mrs. Obama = Lady MacBeth

  54. #54
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Soap – I cant take 4 years of these two morons.

    His Superfluous Excellency just puts me over the top.

  55. #55
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm, behiker said:

    Obama – Buckwheat
    Biden – Alfalfa

  56. #56
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Obama may be ‘The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers’, a Manchurian Candidate dedicated to destroying the US as a representative democracy with a capitalist system. However, I try to be optimistic, and just thing of him at Jimmy Carter 2.0

    Joe Biden has the third most liberal record in the Senate, and as dumb a s abox of rocks. He is one heartbeat away from being Billy Carter 1.0

  57. #57
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Biden: Stand up!

    Obama: Narcissus

  58. #58
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, CrazyFool said:

    how about ‘Insurance’

    as in impeachment insurance.

  59. #59
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Lets not start with the stupid KoS style Hitler name calling until he actually starts acting like Hitler.

    Although the “civilian security force” as well funded as the military does have a creepy resemblance to the SA.

  60. #60
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, Hadenough said:

    Nimrod.

  61. #61
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, BobonStatenIsland said:

    Surprised Obama’s code name isn’t STALIN. It is in my house.

  62. #62
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    Appendix – he serves no purpose, takes in garbage from above, and has to be surgically removed.

    Captain Dunsel?

  63. #63
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, txvet2 said:

    Oh, drat. Now I’ll have to start rooting for the Spurs.

  64. #64
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, Socky said:

    Timmeh!

  65. #65
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, chep said:

    Numbnuts

  66. #66
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, tonyr951 said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Captain Dunsel?

    Beat me to it

  67. #67
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Plus as used: Anglo-Gaelic-other term meaning Doppy, first known use in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

  68. #68
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Barack = Reparations.
    Michelle = Really really really proud of my country now.
    Biden = Lobotomy

  69. #69
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, Tazed and Confused said:

    Obama: Beavis
    Biden: Butthead

    /slam dunk

  70. #70
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, bengals9 said:

    I’m somewhat irked, simply because Renegade sounds a little too much like Rawhide.

  71. #71
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    Punxsutawney Plugs

  72. #72
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Biden = Lobotomy

    That could only help

  73. #73
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    I’ll go for “Quisling.”

  74. #74
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm, beachmom said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am, Ralph Gizzip said:

    I vote for “Plugs”

    I like this one!!

    Renegade and Renaissance? gag

  75. #75
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, gunslingerpatriot said:

    Obama: Raggedy Ann
    Biden: Raggedy Andy

    (3 Point shot from half court)
    GSP
    (USA Flag upside down>

  76. #76
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Lenny & Squiggy–

    I don’t care–you choose.

  77. #77
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    Obama=Perdition
    Biden=Quisling

  78. #78
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, Laree said:

    biden = girder

  79. #79
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, wighttrasch said:

    since they went with ‘Celtic’–why didn’t they just go ahead & use eejit?

  80. #80
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, seveneleventy said:

    rearend
    repulsive
    rerun
    ridiculous
    renege
    retreat
    rat#%!*er
    recycled

  81. #81
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, bjc said:

    Rectal Orafice

  82. #82
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    Michelle=Babylon

  83. #83
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, wighttrasch said:

    as in ‘the whore of…’, yohannbiimu?

  84. #84
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    you got it!

  85. #85
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Obama is “Renegade”?

    renegade
    1) An outlaw or rebel.
    2) A disloyal person who betrays or deserts his cause or religion or political party or friend etc.

    I guess “Revolutionary” would have been too blatant, so he went with “Renegade”, which isn’t much better.

  86. #86
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, seveneleventy said:

    Did anyone suggest “reject”?

  87. #87
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm, seveneleventy said:

    robostooge

  88. #88
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Obama is “Renegade”?

    renegade
    1) An outlaw or rebel.
    2) A disloyal person who betrays or deserts his cause or religion or political party or friend etc.

    I guess “Revolutionary” would have been too blatant, so he went with “Renegade”, which isn’t much better.

    According to my computer’s dictionary widget description Renegade means:

    Noun: TRAITOR, defector, deserter, turncoat, rebel, mutineer.

    I wonder if this was an inside joke on the part of the Secret Service.

  89. #89
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, DanGrantTx said:

    I guess “Reprobate” is too many syllables.

  90. #90
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, et said:

    How about ‘rhoid’ as in hemorrhoid.

  91. #91
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, RetFireman said:

    #
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, gippergirl said:

    Obama = Othello
    Biden = Iago
    #
    #53
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, gippergirl said:

    Obama = Macbeth
    Mrs. Obama = Lady MacBeth

    BEST GIPPERGIRL POSTS EVEH!!!!

  92. #92
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm, memyselfandi said:

    but what I want to know is, are they pronouncing it with a hard c (proper) or a soft c (improper). ;}

  93. #93
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, RetFireman said:

    I am sorry…but after a long history of truly great nicknames…the Secret Service has really dropped it with these. “Renegade”? Please. Is the Director an Obama supporter, or what?

    Now, can anyone tell the class what W.’s was? Once you compare the two, you will wish you hadn’t eaten.

  94. #94
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    To go back to the “r” motif:

    Retrograde
    Reprobate

  95. #95
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, TheOtherSide said:

    As an addendum, here are the codenames that were used for the GOP nominees:

    John McCain – Phoenix
    Cindy McCain – Parasol
    Sarah Palin – Denali
    Todd Palin – Driller (due to the fact that he has 5 kids? lol)

  96. #96
    On November 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, seveneleventy said:

    How about ‘rhoid’ as in hemorrhoid.

    Thanks, now I need to change my shirt!

  97. #97
    On November 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, rambler said:

    Obama = puppet
    Biden = pathetic

  98. #98
    On November 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, RetFireman said:

    Jill Biden: Capri

    President George W. Bush: Tumbler

    First Lady Laura Bush: Tempo

    Bill Clinton: Eagle

    Hillary Clinton: Evergreen

    Chelsea Clinton: Energy

    George Bush: Timberwolf

    Barbara Bush: Tranquility

    Jimmy Carter: Deacon

    Rosalynn Carter: Dancer

    Amy Carter: Dynamo

    Ronald Reagan: Rawhide

    Nancy Reagan: Rainbow

    Gerald Ford: Passkey

  99. #99
    On November 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, rambler said:

    forgot MO = pants

  100. #100
    On November 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, flmom said:

    since they went with ‘Celtic’–why didn’t they just go ahead & use eejit?

    Too funny. That took me back to my Irish mother-in-law [God rest her soul], that was her favorite epithet.

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