Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name; Plus: What Obama’s should have been

It’s “Celtic.”
“Hokum,” “Malarkey,” and “Home Depot” were already taken, I guess.
Go ahead and offer your own suggestions: Name that loon!
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The Obamas all got “R” names:
Barack – Renegade
Michelle – Renaissance
Malia and Sasha – Radiance and Rosebud
Barack’s real code name, of course, is “Redistributor.”
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Was “Smarmy” already taken?
What about “Skunk?”
Doofus
What happened to “Amtrak”? He says it every other sentence, would make more sense.
Or maybe “Genius”, since he thinks he is one.
Howzabout SerenDIPPITY?
I guess Moron was taken.
On another note, the names for the Obamas was revealed yesterday:
Barack = Renegade
Michelle = Renaissance
Go figure.
“Forgetful” for all the foreign policy knowledge that he has lost.
I vote for “Plugs”
I wonder who got Repulsive? It has to be Rahm Emanuel.
Is “HurrURRRRUhurrhurURRRrrrrurrRRRR” taken?
Biden=Irrelevant
“Millie”
Didn’t know he had any to begin with.
“Decoy”
“Whoops”
“Damnit Joe”
or from ann coulter: “Assassination Insurance”
Porkadobo!
I would have used Kapo, but thats reserved for our favorite trollette LGM
GSP
(USA Flag upside down>
I want to keep it simple how about dumbass?
At least that is what Dad would call me when I did something as stupid as Joe.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!
How ’bout ‘Brain Drain’. How much was lost with his aneurysm?
“Caps”
“Lil Mao”
Eleanor!
What about “Thief” or “Plagiarist”.
The Scranton Gaffe
delta – alpha
Dumbass. You can’t come out and use the real word so just use the code delta-alpha
Barack is renegade.
Should have been redistribute.
“Screwball”
“Roosevelt”
“Tax Patriot”
“Gaffey”
“Stand up Chuck”
“Beretta”
Oh heck…there’s so many.
Token
“7-11″
“Schmucky”
Isn’t obvious? ” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”
how about
“Goofy”
“Sleepy”
“Grumpy”
“Dopey”
How about “Jenius”?
And the kids are “Radiance” and “Rosebud”.
So go the R thing going there.
Got no problem with Radiance, but Rosebud seems a bit unseemly. I know that it is the sled in Citizens Kane (sorry if you haven’t seen it!). But apparently the inspiration for that element of the movie was a nickname William Randolph Hearst had for…uh…well…you look it up.
“Jobs”
obama tweedle dee
biden tweedle dumb
“Honky”
“Spanky”
Bidet
Osama is Renegade?
Then Biden is Kool Aid
or
Joe the Clogger
Joe the Slummer
Toothy
Honkey
They call him ‘Celtic’? As a woman of Scot-Irish descent, I consider that a personal affront.
As stated above, Ann Coulter’s handle for Bidumb (Assassination Insurance) is easily the best.
Biden = Neil
Obama = Karl
White Man’s Burden
Why are Secret Service codenames made public, anyway? (And why didn’t they just call him “Gaffe”? Shorter than “Celtic.”)
How about “Dirty, rotten, low-down, no-good, low-life, scum-sucking, dirt-bag.”
If it’s too long then just remove “scum-sucking.”
“political-f*ckup-and-allaround-pain-in-the-ass”
That pretty much sums it up.
Uncle Cracker
This Delaware resident thinks he should be called Scranton, his birthplace, which isn’t in Delaware. Apologies to PA residents.
I feel like I should apologize to the US for not working harder to make him the ex-senator from Delaware in 2002. I tried as much as I could to make it happen this year though.
Yo Feebz! Spanky? Where is your mind at? LOL
Barack = Hitler II
“Wedgie”
Appendix – he serves no purpose, takes in garbage from above, and has to be surgically removed.
Why can’t Biden have an “R” name as well? I found one available:
“Retard”.
Biden = Dipthong
Obama = Othello
Biden = Iago
Obama = Macbeth
Mrs. Obama = Lady MacBeth
Soap – I cant take 4 years of these two morons.
His Superfluous Excellency just puts me over the top.
Obama – Buckwheat
Biden – Alfalfa
Obama may be ‘The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers’, a Manchurian Candidate dedicated to destroying the US as a representative democracy with a capitalist system. However, I try to be optimistic, and just thing of him at Jimmy Carter 2.0
Joe Biden has the third most liberal record in the Senate, and as dumb a s abox of rocks. He is one heartbeat away from being Billy Carter 1.0
Biden: Stand up!
Obama: Narcissus
how about ‘Insurance’
as in impeachment insurance.
Lets not start with the stupid KoS style Hitler name calling until he actually starts acting like Hitler.
Although the “civilian security force” as well funded as the military does have a creepy resemblance to the SA.
Nimrod.
Surprised Obama’s code name isn’t STALIN. It is in my house.
Captain Dunsel?
Oh, drat. Now I’ll have to start rooting for the Spurs.
Timmeh!
Numbnuts
Beat me to it
Plus as used: Anglo-Gaelic-other term meaning Doppy, first known use in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Barack = Reparations.
Michelle = Really really really proud of my country now.
Biden = Lobotomy
Obama: Beavis
Biden: Butthead
/slam dunk
I’m somewhat irked, simply because Renegade sounds a little too much like Rawhide.
Punxsutawney Plugs
That could only help
I’ll go for “Quisling.”
I like this one!!
Renegade and Renaissance? gag
Obama: Raggedy Ann
Biden: Raggedy Andy
(3 Point shot from half court)
GSP
(USA Flag upside down>
Lenny & Squiggy–
I don’t care–you choose.
Obama=Perdition
Biden=Quisling
biden = girder
since they went with ‘Celtic’–why didn’t they just go ahead & use eejit?
rearend
repulsive
rerun
ridiculous
renege
retreat
rat#%!*er
recycled
Rectal Orafice
Michelle=Babylon
as in ‘the whore of…’, yohannbiimu?
you got it!
Obama is “Renegade”?
I guess “Revolutionary” would have been too blatant, so he went with “Renegade”, which isn’t much better.
Did anyone suggest “reject”?
robostooge
According to my computer’s dictionary widget description Renegade means:
Noun: TRAITOR, defector, deserter, turncoat, rebel, mutineer.
I wonder if this was an inside joke on the part of the Secret Service.
I guess “Reprobate” is too many syllables.
How about ‘rhoid’ as in hemorrhoid.
BEST GIPPERGIRL POSTS EVEH!!!!
but what I want to know is, are they pronouncing it with a hard c (proper) or a soft c (improper). ;}
I am sorry…but after a long history of truly great nicknames…the Secret Service has really dropped it with these. “Renegade”? Please. Is the Director an Obama supporter, or what?
Now, can anyone tell the class what W.’s was? Once you compare the two, you will wish you hadn’t eaten.
To go back to the “r” motif:
Retrograde
Reprobate
As an addendum, here are the codenames that were used for the GOP nominees:
John McCain – Phoenix
Cindy McCain – Parasol
Sarah Palin – Denali
Todd Palin – Driller (due to the fact that he has 5 kids? lol)
Thanks, now I need to change my shirt!
Obama = puppet
Biden = pathetic
Jill Biden: Capri
President George W. Bush: Tumbler
First Lady Laura Bush: Tempo
Bill Clinton: Eagle
Hillary Clinton: Evergreen
Chelsea Clinton: Energy
George Bush: Timberwolf
Barbara Bush: Tranquility
Jimmy Carter: Deacon
Rosalynn Carter: Dancer
Amy Carter: Dynamo
Ronald Reagan: Rawhide
Nancy Reagan: Rainbow
Gerald Ford: Passkey
forgot MO = pants
Too funny. That took me back to my Irish mother-in-law [God rest her soul], that was her favorite epithet.