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By Michelle Malkin  •  November 17, 2008 12:28 PM

Media in the tank for Obama? Duh.

Criminal illegal aliens still being caught and released thanks to the deportation abyss? Duh.

Immigration chaos still leading to the death of innocent Americans? Duh.

Open-borders lobbyists demanding Obama give them the amnesty he promised? Duh.

Lindsay Grahamnesty ready to work with Obama on immigration? Duh.

Maybe I should call this the D’oh List.

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  1. #1
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Football on tonight - Duh.

  2. #2
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, happy2behere said:

    How about - “The bailout isnt working” DUH!

  3. #3
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    Add:
    Bailout the big three automakers.
    D’oh!!

  4. #4
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

  5. #5
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm, pianoman said:

    Lindsey Graham makes me physically ill. How we could have a senator like him in South Carolina totally escapes me. Thank God for a REAL conservative like Jim DeMint!

  6. #6
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, pianoman said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

    If you’re talking about our pathetic Congress, I agree.

  7. #7
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:38 pm, Michelle Malkin said:

    How about - “The bailout isnt working” DUH!

    Yeah, I’ve got that one covered!

  8. #8
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, brad_sk said:

    Immigration chaos still leading to the death of innocent Americans? Duh.

    Unfortunately things like this can only stop when we have a sound immigration system and a organization to follow through…USCIS (former INS) is one of the most pathetically run inefficient organization. Just ask one of the legal (not illegal) tax paying & law abiding immigrant about his/her experience with USCIS.

    BTW, please do consider other side of the immigration aspects too - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/nyregion/14immigrant.html

  9. #9
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, granite said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

    I’ve had that feeling for a while.
    Not sure exactly what is gonna blow, but something will.

  10. #10
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, ajmontana said:

    Holy Carp!
    another EaRtHqUaKe!!!!

    MAKE IT STOP!!! LOL…

    KNOW HOW BIG IN A MINUTE.. :SHOCK:

  11. #11
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, ajmontana said:

    3.8 THIS TIME… But it rolled longer… sheesh.

  12. #12
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm, ajmontana said:

    No elected officials telling the Fairy’s to chill….. DUH. lol

  13. #13
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    New Administration based on “Change” is hiring all the same-olds they can find?
    D’oh!!

  14. #14
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Not sure exactly what is gonna blow, but something will.

    The new administration?

  15. #15
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:50 pm, SoCal said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

    Are you talking about Lindsay Grahamnesty?

  16. #16
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm, FamilyMan said:

    ajmontana said:Holy Carp!
    another EaRtHqUaKe!!!!

    3.8 aftershock
    DUH!!!

  17. #17
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, JD in D.C. said:

    UNFORTUNATELY, more unnecessary deaths this weekend: a young girl at the hands of a drunk-driving illegal alien, and a young boy shoot to death by an illegal alien gang member:

    AZ: Band Member Killed on Way to Parade

    MD: Released Illegal Alien Gang Member Kills on Crowded Bus

  18. #18
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, tre said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, ajmontana said:
    Holy Carp!
    another EaRtHqUaKe!!!!

    MAKE IT STOP!!! LOL…

    KNOW HOW BIG IN A MINUTE.. :SHOCK:

    Glad I live in Oklahoma, where all I need to worry about is tornados.

  19. #19
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

    Barney Frank?

    {Bad, red pill, bad!}

  20. #20
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm, ajmontana said:

    lol FamilyMan…. yep, same place….
    me thinks we will have a bigger one today. :shock:

  21. #21
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm, jsr said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, sandyb said:

    Is it just me or do any of you feel like something’s gonna blow?

    I think it is going to be Hillary’s head if Obama rejects her again. And that will cause a much bigger shock than 3.8 on the Richter scale.

  22. #22
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, FamilyMan said:

    ajmontana said:Holy Carp!
    another EaRtHqUaKe!!!!

    Do you relies that a giant overpass in San Bernardino is built directly on top a major earthquake fault.
    Government designs. Duh

  23. #23
    On November 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, Fineous Reese said:

    ajmontana, do you think it’s from tectonic shifting due to the receding of the oceans now that BHO was elected?

  24. #24
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    Hopey Changey, Shakey Fakey. lol

  25. #25
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm, rooster said:

    If McCain operatives had the b@lls, they would finally admit that it was Grahnesty that sunk his campaign. Everytime I saw this crapweasel standing by Mcamnesty I decided he wasn’t worth voting for.

  26. #26
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Left coast ground shakes - DUH.

  27. #27
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, tre said:

    Ajmontana, those aren’t earthquakes.

    That’s Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave!

  28. #28
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, iamsaved said:

    Obama hires John McCain as his “step and fetch it” in his administration. D’oh!

  29. #29
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, Freddy said:

    The California state govt goes BUST handing money over to the entire third world - duh!

  30. #30
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:06 pm, twiggman said:

    redpill you beat me to it DUH!!!

  31. #31
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:06 pm, Freddy said:

    forgot the duh!

  32. #32
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:08 pm, battleaxe said:

    @Tennessee Dave’s “Bailout the big three automakers.”

    Not “D’oh!!”, but Dough.

  33. #33
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:08 pm, sonofdy said:

    ajmontana, its just the gay radicals beating thier fists on the ground screaming uncontrollably at the injustice of the definition of marriage for the last 20,000 years.

  34. #34
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:09 pm, WilliBrimm said:

    Well, the media bought this election for Obama, so they own him. The onus is on us to make sure people remember in four years who gave Obama to us……

  35. #35
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:08 pm, sonofdy said:
    ajmontana, its just the gay radicals beating thier fists on the ground screaming uncontrollably at the injustice of the definition of marriage for the last 20,000 years.

    I had another theory about the gay radicals but AJ said it was TMI – D’OH

  36. #36
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, gridlock said:

    Obama will need “wiggle room” on Iraq Withrawl Timetable - DUH!

    Obama will need to keep Gitmo open - DUH!

    Ev. Er. Eee. Bod. Eee. is going to get whumped by a tax increase under Obama - DUH!!!

  37. #37
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:14 pm, ajmontana said:

    Gov. Palin is Hot. DUH!

  38. #38
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    Media in the tank for Obama? Duh.

    How long do you think it will be before they throw His Royal Dopeyness under the bus?

  39. #39
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    The Democrats spent the whole campaign season bad-mouthing corporations and condemning Republicans for favoring policies that make it easier for businesses to operate. Now they say corporations are vitally important and must be cared for. Hypocrites.

  40. #40
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, flmom said:

    How long do you think it will be before they throw His Royal Dopeyness under the bus?

    Never-Duh!

  41. #41
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm, Southpaw said:

    Felt an earthquake directly below me (4.1). Funny thing is, I woke up about 10 seconds before it happened. Whoa.

    Bill Ayers won’t renounce terrorism as a means of social change. Duh.

  42. #42
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:30 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Get rid of the illegals and the bottom wage earners will make more and unemployment will go down fast.
    DUH!!!

  43. #43
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:31 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Stop taxing savings and people will save more.
    DUH!

  44. #44
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:32 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Remove all business tax and corporations will return to the US.
    DUH!

  45. #45
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, southsideironworks said:

    ajmontana said: How long do you think it will be before they throw His Royal Dopeyness under the bus?

    They do love to build people up and then tear them down.

    That’s the hope and change I am looking for.

  46. #46
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    This duh list is nice and all but I think you’ve all forgotten about what really matters and where the focus really lies: MO’s kids. How does any of this help MO’s kids?!?!? Oh wait….

  47. #47
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Tax the rich and yacht building will disappear.
    DUH!

  48. #48
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Unions are committing murder/suicide on American manufacturers. DUH!

  49. #49
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Don Quixote and Sancho Senators McCain and Graham are charging the windmill meeting with Obama today.

    The topic is bipartisanship. DUH!

    The hidden agenda no doubt is what do we do about our common “problem.” Conservatism.

  50. #50
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Free speech is dangerous to the liberals.
    DUH!

  51. #51
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, RightWing said:

    McShame stabbing conservatives in the back by working with Obama and the dem’s on the global warming BS, immigration BS, etc. - DUH

  52. #52
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Republicans for favoring policies that make it easier for businesses to operate

    The funny thing to me is that the Dems had to hijack the concept of “helping business” in order to steal from the taxpayer.

  53. #53
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Abort a fetus and you have a dead baby.
    DUH!

  54. #54
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Global Warming caused by… the SUN!
    DUH!!!

  55. #55
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Ban law abiding citizens from owning handguns and crime goes… UP!
    DUH!!!

  56. #56
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, MtsEdge said:

    The topic is bipartisanship

    …you didn’t mention any conservatives @ the meeting.

    /sarc

  57. #57
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, MtsEdge said:

    …or should I say DUH! :)

  58. #58
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Increase the supply of, and decrease the demand for, oil and the price goes… DOWN! DUH!!!

  59. #59
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Drill for oil and you have more oil.
    DUH!

  60. #60
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Penalize success and you get less of it; subsidize poverty and you get more of it. DUH!

  61. #61
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    And for such days God gave us Jack Daniels and Single Malt Scotch. But

    The Patriotic Resistance is here. Have a drink on AJ, he can afford it.

  62. #62
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, Flyoverman said:

    …you didn’t mention any conservatives @ the meeting.

    Nope, just a couple of ignorant RINOS wandering around lion country thinking that through “bipartisanship” the lions will become herbivores.

    RINO, it’s what’s for dinner!

  63. #63
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, bsmarj said:

    Throw the bums out and start over! DUH!

  64. #64
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    If you didn’t vote for BHO you’re a racist. DUH!

  65. #65
    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm, twiggman said:

    30- I must be a racist DUH!!!

  66. #66
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm, flmom said:

    Energy independence for the US, means more security for the US. Duh!

  67. #67
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, flmom said:

    Israel agreeing to a divided Jerusalem will not lead to peace in the Middle East. Duh!

  68. #68
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    If you didn’t vote for BHO you’re a racist. DUH!

    Si, Soy culpable.

  69. #69
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Allow same day registration and voting and the potential for voter fraud goes up. Registered voter Jive Turkey says “DUH”!

  70. #70
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:06 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Hold all primaries on a single day and the purity of the election process is maintained…DUH!

  71. #71
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:10 pm, jsr said:

    People that wait for the government to fix their lives spend their whole lives being poor and miserable. DUH!

  72. #72
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:12 pm, nail49 said:

    tre said:

    Glad I live in Oklahoma, where all I need to worry about is tornados.

    tre, you need to look at some major earthquakes in the central US.

    http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/states/events/1811-1812.php#february_7

    “…the Mississippi River valley earthquakes of 1811-1812 rank as some of the largest in the United States since its settlement by Europeans. The area of strong shaking associated with these shocks is two to three times larger than that of the 1964 Alaska earthquake and 10 times larger than that of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.”

    In case of another, I would suggest you stay out of your tornado shelter!

  73. #73
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, flmom said:

    The ratio of idiots:smart people in Congress is in inverse proportion to trolls:smart people on Michelle Malkins blog. Duh!

  74. #74
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm, tuffy said:

    I haven’t received my handout yet. Duh. Isn’t this guy in office yet? D’oh!

  75. #75
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:23 pm, Southpaw said:

    Bailouts beget bailouts. DUH!

    Too big to fail means too big, period. DUH!

  76. #76
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:37 pm, ajmontana said:

    Fo’ Shizzle yo, the twurly wurleys are in a dizzle, yo…… DUH! :shock:

  77. #77
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    A Crap Sandwich by any other name still tastes like sh_t . DUH

  78. #78
    On November 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pm, cicerokid said:

    Inflate your tires and get better mileage. Duh!

    Inflate your ego and get a big, giant, head. Doh!

  79. #79
    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, Blaise said:

    Media in the tank for Obama?

    Any bets on who Time’s “Man of the Year” will be this year?

  80. #80
    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm, nail49 said:

    Tax breaks for those who owe no taxes is welfare — DUH!

  81. #81
    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Any bets on who Time’s “Man of the Year” will be this year?

    Should be Sara Palin. She’s the only one in the Republican Party with cojones.

  82. #82
    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, CleanGuy said:

    And now the Dem trifecta will really put the kabash on the Fair Tax, DUH!

  83. #83
    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:55 pm, docflash said:

    Allright kiddos,the next thing we will learn is how to spread peanut butter.DUH!

  84. #84
    On November 17th, 2008 at 4:09 pm, happy2behere said:

    I’ve been ill for several weeks and this thread has been the most laughs I’ve had in awhile, thanks everyone.

  85. #85
    On November 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Looks more like the Dammit List.

  86. #86
    On November 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    On November 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, Blaise said:

    Any bets on who Time’s “Man of the Year” will be this year?

    Since Stalin has been M.O.T.Y. twice it wouldn’t be much of a precedent to put Obama on there, however considering all the media did to subvert the will of the people and get their very own Chicago Machine meat puppet put into office and after tireless years of failure (and getting caught by brave bloggers like our own Michelle) trying to get the sitting president removed from office I’m guessing the Man Of The Year will be:

    THE MEDIA!!!

    What the heck, Time once considered picking Secretariat as Man Of The Year, picking The Media as M.O.T.Y. will give the award to part of a horse at least

  87. #87
    On November 17th, 2008 at 4:50 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    Washington D.C. is the only place in the world where you can run 10 miles in a straight line and still be at the scene of the crime. (old joke)

  88. #88
    On November 17th, 2008 at 5:16 pm, Uplander said:

    ‘The One’ brings Jennifer Granholm (Gov of Michigan, or as we know her ‘Two Penny Jenny’, she ain’t worth 2 bits) into the new administration to implement ‘The Michigan Turn’, that’s where you go backwards to turn left.
    This is the ditz that has driven companies to neighboring states and put many thousands out of work. A failed actress from Canada, she has come to reek vengeance mankind with a smile.

  89. #89
    On November 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm, Joy said:

    McShame switches parties.. DUH!

  90. #90
    On November 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm, TMoney said:

    From FoxNews.com :

    The 4,600-year-old grave contained the remains of a man, woman and two youngsters, and DNA analysis shows they were a mother, father and their children.

    “Their unity in death suggests unity in life,” researchers said in Tuesday’s edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

    D.u.h.

  91. #91
    On November 17th, 2008 at 8:58 pm, Zaz said:

    Democrats following the money (stealing from the over achievers and giving handouts to the under achievers)..Double Duh!

  92. #92
    On November 17th, 2008 at 9:47 pm, Speakup said:

    Obama’s good friend, let the good times roll.

    And never forget my child how the old bad history was replaced with our wonderful new history written by our beautiful Bronze ancestors. They came in hordes from the south and were glorious in victory over the old bad America. Rejoice, rejoice our savior Hugo who wrought our deliverance into our new Bronze Nation. Never again will the Euros enslave us and write our history.
    Long live the memory of Hugo and our Bronze Heroes!

  93. #93
    On November 17th, 2008 at 11:14 pm, rightisright said:

    sandyb, the country is becoming a tinder box…one spark on one of these controversial issues like illegals or gays (rights they don’t have in the constitution) will start it and good luck ending once all the conservative gun owners band together. think I’m dreaming this up…just wait…good, honest, hard working people can only be pushed so far.

  94. #94
    On November 17th, 2008 at 11:16 pm, rightisright said:

    McShame didn’t switch parties, he is just owning up to his political position. POS he is…pow or not.

  95. #95
    On November 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am, dan708 said:

    MM, I would call it the Death List - the Death of America As We Know It.

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