Conservative women + fur coats = more liberal hatred
Over the past several years, I’ve had fun participating in the annual Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute calendar. CBLPI is a terrific organization run by tireless Michelle Easton, who leads the group in keeping Clare Boothe Luce’s legacy alive and “reaching out to women all over the nation to prepare them for effective conservative leadership.” This year, the CBLPI team picked a “Pretty in Mink” theme for the calendar:
The Players
Miss January — Kellyanne Conway
Miss February — Star Parker
Miss March – Susan Phalen
Miss April – Nonie Darwish
Miss May – Mary Katharine Ham
Miss June – Michelle Malkin
Miss July – Amanda Carpenter
Miss August – Sandy Liddy Bourne
Miss September – Ann Coulter
Miss October – Kate Obenshain
Miss November – Miriam Grossman, M.D.
Miss December – Clare Boothe LuceThe Crew
Produced and Directed By: Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute
Hair and Makeup By: Paul Mitchell The School and David Rios
Furs Provided By: Miller’s Furs
Photography By: KochFoto
ABC News is carrying the calendar photos on its website — which has some left-wing blogs predictably up in arms (We’re “Neo-Con Barbies!” ). The calendar has also served as a handy excuse for assorted moonbats to show their conservative female-bashing colors. (Don’t click on those links unless you’re wearing your hip-waders.)
It’s a light-hearted calendar for conservatives by conservatives. Yes, wearing fur. Gasp! And make-up. Horrors! For the folks out there with Conservative Calendar Derangement Syndrome, here’s my prescription: Get over it and go back to ogling The One’s tight jeans and Michelle O’s backside. You’ll feel better in the morning.
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You can order the calendar here. College students can get a discount here.
Enjoy.
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(Just fyi, the traffic figures cited in the bio on the ABC site and calendar are way out of date.)
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Getting liberals to hate is about as difficult as getting Islamists to rage.
I hope my daughters follow your example, and grow up to be “Luce” women.
Beautiful photo, I might add.
I have a friend who works for The Heartland Institute! How cool – I know someone who knows someone who was on a calendar with Michelle Malkin!
I am going to be quite insufferable the rest of the night!
You all look gorgeous on that calender!
Received my calendar in the mail last week. Since attending one of CLBP’s summer conservative seminars in ’04, I’ve gotten one free every year. Not sure why, but not complaining either.
And my goodness, that Mary Katharine Ham is quite simply a beauty.
Lets show the Left we waste nothing. We need a list of favorite mink recipes. Yum.
Simply put, “Mr. Malkin is one lucky dude!” Conservative women are God’s greatest creatures.
After Michelle, the one that came the closest to knocking me flat was Amanda Carpenter. Ann Coulter’s picture came out real well too.
12 lovely conservative women, what a great calendar MM.
The ultimate gift that keeps on giving…left wing wacko’s…I can’t help but laugh at their immaturity. and childishness, oh, sorry all you children out there.
ABC certainly needs to correct all the typos. Especially calling MKH “O’Reilly.” I know they are not print media, but publicly showing their terrible grammar and mistakes is embarrassing.
Screw the leftwing moonbats who are taking potshots at our beautiful conservative women. How about they come up with one that has Hillary, Janet Reno, Madeline Allbright, Helen Thomas, Pelosi and company in it? We could send complimentary copies to all of the Islamic terrorists and tell them that those women are a cross-section of what their 72 virgins will look like in Paradise. That would stop terrorism in its tracks.
Love the pictures, Michelle! You look fabulous as did all the other fine, conservative women who posed.
The liberal reactions were pretty expected. Really classy (not!). Pictures of people throwing up? These are the same people who post pictures of themselves drunk on their myspace pages to amuse themselves until people at work find out that they can’t hold their liquor and need some detox instead.
I liked the blog headline “Shock and Awe Barbies” LOL
It isn’t surprising that moonbats would be shocked and awed by 12 strong, beautiful women with brains who aren’t afraid to flaunt their femininity.
I’m pretty much in awe of them myself.
Hubba Hubba.
Lib chicks are just jealous that the rest of the world doesn’t find corn-rows on white girls, oversized camo pants from the Army-Navy surplus store, Birkenstocks, various shades of brown, emo glasses, hairy legs/armpits, and crappy attitudes and personalities attractive.
Although I’m sure it works in attracting the soft-voiced, emasculated, metrosexuals that make up the “men” on the Left.
I think I’m in love….
(Now who other than our Michelle is married so I have to take her off the list too.)
Dang! We need a 13th month for Sarah Palin!
The pictures remind me of the ’40s and ’50s when all the arts were combined to make pictures of beautiful women beautiful. The photographer(s) and staff should be commended.
Just when I thought Michelle could not be any better looking – bada-bing. Of course liberals are in a rage. They could not put together a calandar with liberal bombshells.
Wow Michelle. I guess they have your number.
/max sarc off
IDIOTS
Is there something going on we don’t know about?
O’Reilly? Oh really? Oh my!
Michelle you are absolutely stunning! No wonder the hirsute set is up in arms. If they were half as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside they wouldn’t be leftists anymore, that’s for sure.
so, is that what the men(so-called) critiquing the calendar still living with mom and dad look like?
Whoooaaah. Sorry. Yeahrightisright, any guy critiquing this lives in mom’s basement…
Now where’s that Italian conservative women’s calendar I’ll spare you the photo link
I’m pretty happy with my Joy Behar calendar though, why would I need 12 stunning women all glammed up on my wall?
What the,,,? I go out to the kitchen and lgm’s been on my computer…
HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAAAA
I blame lgm for my acid flashbacks as well.
Call the ambulance!…Beauty has run amok!
At ABC’s site right now, slide 7 of 12 reads:
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O’Reilly in mink? LOL. ABC, what a joke they are. Although I must say, Mary Katherine is looking exceptionally lovely.
Michelle,
Is the O’Reilly gaff printed on the caladar?
They all have the 1940′s silver screen look…..very classy and very beautiful!!!That’s one era in time that’s hard to beat.
…too much d#$%n hair!
Just the idea of Bill O’Reilly in lipstick is enough to get ptsd…
Michelle, you top them all.
Michelle, thank you for the Christmas gift idea. You are smokin hot in that picture.
Wow! I never buy calendars, but after reading “Neo-Con Barbies” and the first few comments I have to buy this one.
The authors are almost as intelligent as the DOT employees I had to educate last week on the Metro. They were upset that President Bush was visiting DOT the next day–”Why is Bush hanging around? Why isn’t President Obama attending the ceremony?” They were natural-born citizens and career gov’t employees…they thought Obama took office the day after the election. It left me sick.
Ha! This ought to bring out the jealous Birkenstock Feminazis!
Congrats MRS June!
I’m a woman who thinks fur coats are blood-drenched expressions of VANITY.
I also have major issues with sport hunting.
Conservatism and support for animal rights aren’t mutually exclusive.
The furs are quite elegant – and they’ll drive PETA crazy. Great choice.
My collie says:
Feel free to ignore my dog, but please allow me to suggest a Rachel Welch style “One Million Years B.C.” costume theme for the 2010 calendar. I’m fairly confident that I can talk Sarah Palin into donating the moose hides for the costumes next year. (hubba hubba)
/kidding off
Fur looks best on the animal that had it originally!
Baby seals deserve their fur-not greedy pompus humans.I think there’s a special place in hell for those who kill animals for their fur.
I’m not a troll-my other “handle” is “annoying little twerp”-and I’m a former protest warrior with the scars to prove it.
If you’re wearing fur because you need it to survive-fine.
Most people don’t need fur to survive.
That full legnth fox with the rabbit collar isn’t something admirable…it’s sick and barbaric.
aka the annoying little twerp
As in eating meat?
I don’t have a problem with your point of view as long as you don’t eat meat, wear leather shoes or belts, or anything like that…
But I disagree.
cubbiegal,
don’t be hypocritical, think of all the bear cubs psychologically damaged by your moniker. The horror. The horror.
I imagine the liberal calender for 2009 would look something like this:
1).Miss January – Nancy Pelosi in pink hot pants with a tie-dye tube top,knee socks with birkenstocks….Kalifornia Dreaming!!!!
2).Miss February – Helen Thomas in a skintight red and black latex corset with thigh length red latex miniskirt,knee stockings and purple flip-flops….Play That Funky Music White Grrl!!!!
3).Miss March – Madeleine Albright in a black leather skirt and pinstripe jacket,thigh high granny boots and horn rim glasses with a riding crop….Such a naughty little librarian/dominatrix!!!!
4).Miss April – Barney Frank wearing a black leather strappy ensemble with metal connecting ring and leopard print speedos,pink tutu with combat boots and a miners helmet….Encores Puuhleeeeeze!!!!!!
5)Miss May – Janet Reno wearing Japanese schoolgirl uniform accessorized with red hair bow and swirly sucker,6 inch stiletto baby doll pumps….Kooonichiwa,Tiger Lily!!!!
6).Miss June – Hillary Clinton wearing faded skintight cutoff Pointer Brand Overalls,red bandana scarf and knee high lace up lineman boots….My Boogie-Woogie Goth Country Girl,Yeeehawww!!!!
7).Miss July – Rosie O’Donnell in a lime green nerhu jacket with black satin bikini top,white satin short shorts,fishnet stockings and platform shoes….Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love!!!!
8).Miss August – Joy Behar in ultra low lowrider levis with exposed black thong,silk cravat and spiked dog collar,butternut Mary Janes and hair ribbons with Alice Cooper makeup….Like,You’re Like Soooo Demented!!!!
9).Miss September – Cindy Sheehan in Victorian Secret lacey white bra and panties with peace sign print flourescent orange leather chaps,4 inch stiletto heel Birkenstocks….Peace Out Groovy Chick!!!
10).Miss October – Janeane Garofalo showing her saucy side in a pink pork pie hat with stainless steel bra,green and white faux naugahyde corduroy tartan skirt,thigh high candy stripe leg warmers and yellow ninja boots….This Child Is Born To Be Wild!!!!
11).Miss November – Maxine Waters stepping high in a green Day-Glo spandex bellbottom pants suit with pink and mauvre tiger stripe buckled ballerina biker boots….You Go, Girlfriend!!!!
12).Miss December – Dianne Feinstein in a white string bikini top with blue suede fringed minivest,mega-short Daisy Dukes and 8 inch platform cowgirl boots with a 10 gallon sombrero,accessorized with old west gunbelt and 1873 Colt 45 Peacemaker,….I Wanna Be A Cowboy,You Can Be My Cowgirl!!!!
Animals don’t have rights. Rights are a uniquely human concept, because the concept of rights requires the application of reason and thought. Animals are capable of neither.
This isn’t to say animals should be mistreated or killed needlessly, and the need for mink coats is debatable. But a being cannot have rights if it is unable to understand and claim those rights as its own. Humans and animals are not the same, and anthropomorphism does not change that fact.
Cubbiegal
So I take it you’d be offended by my “Pave The Whales” T-Shirt?
Personally, as a conservative conservationist, I have a problem with folks who tell me that it’s barbaric to wear animal skins while wearing leather shoes, belts handbags etc. If you’ve completely done away with meat, dairy, animal products and animal tested drugs and cosmetics fine – preach away, you’ve earned the right. Otherwise you’re just venting your personal opinion and have absolutely no right projecting your personal dislikes on anyone else.
Personally I believe, like our ancestors did, that wearing the skin of an animal pays homage to the spirit of that noble creature.
As for your issues with sport hunting, I’m afraid that you misunderstand man’s role in nature as predator. Predation is a vital part of nature as is a forest fire, some people just don’t like to look at them.
Then again I may have misunderstood what you meant by “issue”. I’m sure if you find a moment of calm, take a deep breath, let half of it out slowly, then gently squeeze the trigger your issue with hunting will be resolved by a clean shot. Or switch to waterfowl, I think that’s much more fun than trophy hunting (which I am sure is what you meant instead of ‘sport’)
That is just disgusting.
Someone should do a photoshop album of leftist women wearing bikinis. I would tout that as the revolutionary new diet plan since few would be able to hold down lunch after viewing it. /sarc
Looking pretty hot there, Michelle.
I’ll give you a call next time I’m in orbit.
AHH YES!!!
This is the best part of being a conservative man. We can have a great conversation with our women and enjoy looking at them without being labeled a pig.
You guys are just begging for a nyk post about all the liberal Hollywood actresses who are beautiful. Unfortunately, the list doesn’t include anyone with an ounce of intelligence but they sure are purrty.
Great job, Michelle. You are in good company.
Michelle would look good in anything. The lib’s problem is they have no babes of their own.
As a normal man, I’ve often wondered who would want to mate with liberal women. By all the rules of nature, liberalism should biologically self-destruct like homosexuality.
No, the Libs problem is that they don’t have any non-sculpted/botoxed babes of their own. Their figures are as stiif and artifical as their policies.
Hmm, I always get my mom a ‘conservative gift’ every Christmas to try to shake her out of her liberal fantasy. I see this as her Christmas gift, and maybe my Wiccan lib friend too.
It’s okay for a person to have “major issues”, Gal. It’s only when a person thinks everyone else should care that the person has a problem. The answer is in accepting reality and learning to deal with one’s issues.
ogling is bad?
But if Conservative women + fur coats upsets Liberals I guess I’ll start a mink farm 
But then EVERYTHING upsets Liberals. It is fun to watch them whine.
Funny, but wrong.
I’ve had mine for a few weeks! It’s hanging in my office at work (yes, already). All the ladies are just Lovely. Very classy.
Ogling is good
Ogling is normal
Ogling is healthy
If your married, don’t be caught ogling.
I’ll bet even LGM likes to ogle.
Ogle away guys.
Sound advice.
Yes, we are.
If I order one, Michelle, can I get it autographed?
30 Pieces Of Silver, maybe YOU can be in next years calendar!
And I’m sure none of the people complaining wear leather, right?
And better a fur coat than Dumpster-Muffin and companies’ furry armpits and legs.
Eeewwwww!
Seek help, immediately!
(I’m talking 3 times a week, $200/hr help here)
I love coming home every day and beating my dog all nite. He always runs from me and whimpers in the corner. I just hate cleaning up the blood, but I enjoy my dominance over this stupid unfeeling creature that has no rights anyway. For I am conservative!!Take that PETA. HA
MM is the most attractive in the line, followed by a close 2nd by Star Parker!
The Left would have to dig pretty deep to come up with much of anything to look at, especially if you include a deep sense of values and beauty that comes from inside. What do they have? Courtney Love? Gack!
Oh, and ironman…that’s just nasty this early in the morning!
Ha! Ironman, don’t know if I should laugh or barf.
I am not surprised at all by this statement as it is made in ignorance. Hunters bring control to populations. ALL of the hunters I know eat their animal. Hunts are highly regulated to insure healthy stock. I suppose this is a viable option for you?
Starving Deer
Nature or man will thin the heards
Educate yourself here
Nice to know you care for the poor animals.
You can dish it out but you can’t take it. How ironic that you would complain about a childish photoshop job on a photo of a conservative.
And, in terms of looks, no conservative woman holds a candle to Gloria Steinem.
Michelle, you are naturally beautiful and totally glamorous when made up!
I wonder if Ann shot the mink she is wearing?
lgm – poster boy for trolls. You still have that picture of him AJ?
Congratulations, math clown. You just pegged the goofy meter.
There are more deer in this country than there were two hundred years age. Modern humans have cleared forest and open up more grazing land. We have thinned deers natural predators. Enjoy the sport of hunting and the meat these wild animals provide.
GEEES, liberals!
Fuzzy math thinking.
LGM, you don’t seem to realize that conservatives do indeed take it and take it much better then the libs. After all the libs control the mainstream media don’t they? If the rolls were reversed you would be crying your head off all the time.
fo’shizzle, no pics of dipdizzle in my nizzle yo’.
They do and they still do!!!!!!!!!
I have great admiration for the women of conservative orgs such as CBL and IWF. The hate of some of the left of fur-wearers is a pet (no pun intended) peeve of mine. Where do they get their values? That makes sense to them, to hate those who wear fur? I guess whatever’s “politically correct” to criticize. With all women routinely do to look good, hair, makeup, clothes, shoes, and probably stuff I don’t even KNOW about, what’s wrong with fur? It’s functional, it’s pretty. Let’s all throw fake blood on women with fur coats, or at least scream at them in the most hateful way possible. If it’s politically incorrect, then we have license to hate it!
There has been some improvement since I started shock therapy.
I heard of a program where the deer are culled and the venison donated to food pantry’s. Everyone is happy!
Ah, com’n, rowsdower. Surely you can understand his captivation with Mzzzz Steinem – pictured HERE with a …err “friend”. Think Medusa.
My eyes! Oh dear God, my eyes!!!
Surpisingly, I cannot recall reading or hearing any negative comments about Sarah Palins wolf-ruff parka. And I know I have seen her wearing it a few times. How that one failed to get the attention of the anti-fur fanatics is beyond me. Or maybe I simply never caught it.
Well, we have learned – via their most recent hysteria and panic over Sarah Palin – that Democrats believe turkeys grow on trees, CTMom.
I seem to recall your faux feelings getting a great commenter banned over a photoshop so don’t even go there troll (unless you plan on writing Michelle and asking her to allow him back). I miss you BM!
Ya know, Michelle, I don’t figure you for a Miss June. I see you more as a Miss July, a Miss 4th of July to be precise, a conservative firecracker kinda gal.
Guess the opposition will just have to do their own version. An ironic “Code Pink in Good Cloth Coats” perhaps, or the ever-topical “Leftist Ho’s in Bama Burlap”.
All the ladies are terrific. But, still, it would have been nice if they could have found room for Monica Crowley and Laura Ingraham. Gorgeous, and gorgeouser!
The libs already have a Calendar….
warning, may cause blindness..
Lib Calendar
Not to mention their own fashion show where the lib ladies strut their stuff, AJ!
ROFLMBO AJ, you are just wrong.
YUM
Moose meat hunting is better than deer.
Beautiful pictures!
My sis is an animal-rights type, only vegetarian amongst a family of shameless carnivores, but we get along because she doesn’t lecture/try to change us, and she eats with us on holidays and such and never goes away hungry; we always make sure we have plenty that she can eat.
Cubbiegal, I can respect your choice, even though it’s not MY choice. I’m sure you’re not the only political conservative who feels the way you do about animal rights. More power to you for sticking to your guns.
Being a conservative, I’m sure you’re also more tolerant of those who disagree with you than the “tolerant” far left.
There’s no way you typed that with a straight face.
The welfare bunch Obama wants to feed with your tax dollars from those making more (and less) than $42K/year.
Okay, here’s my question:
Why the hell does any self-respecting conservative give a crap what liberals think anymore?
ANYTHING we do will be attacked, criticized, and belittled.
We need to stop worrying about what they think and we need to stick to doing what is right.
Right On! Got camera, will travel. Ready when you are!
LOL, Jag.
(But it’s really moot – I don’t know that anyone even cares, much less worries, what leftists think! In fact, as most of us have observed, they don’t think!)
The lefty women are green with envy, raging with jealousy. Conservative women are so much more attractive than liberal women.
Who on earth would want Janet Reno or Hillary Clinton on a calendar?
Yes, Michelle looks fabulous!
Frostrt:
My views lean libertarian actually.
I have NEVER harrassed a hunter or a person in a fur coat.
I can laugh at shirts that say”pave the whales”-my favorite is “save the whales-collect all 5 for bigger and more exciting prizes.”
My husband is a proud member of PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals.
I told him if he brings lamb, veal, or shark in the house I’m pitching it-otherwise he’s fine.
I’m a borderline vegetarian-I’m a recovering bulimic so I can’t totally make the jump-but I’m not forcing anyone to join me.
I may revise my view on hunting but not fur.
Us pro-animal people on the right are actually pretty cool .
Mostly because it’s fun to watch their heads explode. It reminds me of invasion from Mars (or whatever it was called) when the martian heads exploded at the sound of Slim Whitman caterwalling (I think that’s who it was).
I was referring more to the quasi-conservatives like Noonan and, yes, McCain, who think if they’re just a little more moderate than the rest of the conservatives, the media (and left) will like them.
I don’t really give a crap what liberals think – until, naturally, they try to violate my rights (which is happening with increasing rancor these days). Being called a “racist” or a “homophobe” or a “bigot” is no longer an insult; the left has abused and overused those terms to such a degree that they’ve lost all semblance of seriousness and are now badges of honor.
You can pretty much measure how accurate, correct, and right your thinking and worldview is in correlation to the level of hatred and vitriol such behavior elicits in the left. The more outlandish their rage, the more I’m convinced I’m correct. (Which is why, for example, I am a Catholic. Few religions get up the ire of liberals as much as Catholicism (and Christianity in general), so we must be doing something right).
Cubbiegal, you do realize that PETA would make it illegal to have housepets, don’t you? And that would mean certain extinction for ferrets? Speaking as somebody who volunteers in rescue, the PETA people are loonies who waste vast amounts of money on unachievable and undesirable goals.
Like most of our meat, most furs are come from farmed animals. Vanity issues aside, furs are warm. Really, really warm. It’s comfort and style all rolled up into one.
Kellyann…wow! That is a gorgeous mink! WOW!
Mars Attacks
Well put there, walterc!
On November 25th, 2008 at 10:48 am, cubbiegal said:
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All the best in your continued recovery. Be healthy.