Where’s the Pets.com sock puppet’s bailout?

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snort.
You can’t fool me.
That’s Excitable Andy trying to pull a fast one.
Goot one.
For cryin’ out loud, Michelle! Don’t give ‘em any more ideas! They’re findin’ enough companies on their own to throw our money to! And I don’t care what Rep. Joe Knollenberg says, it IS TO our money!
We should paws for a moment and consider that the Pets of America union will make no concessions with regard to the no neutering claws in their contract. The CEO will have to work for a dog biscuit a year until profitabilty returns.
The money has gone to CITI who helps move American jobs overseas.
I bet you guys didn’t know that.
Be careful on NY subways folks. The State Department has allowed terrorists into this country.
Just another half brother of the Sock Puppet-in-Chief’s.
When the Gorbal Warming crisis started I bought the rights to sell green automobiles on Mars. I thought it was a good idea because Gorbal Warming was melting the polar ice caps on Mars. I lost EVERYTHING too! I want my bailout and I will settle for $10 billion as I am not greedy!
Better the sock drawer than a hut in Kenya.
Kukla and Ollie were not too big to fail!
When the citizens resort to gallows humor, can the gallows be far behind?
“The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots.” - P. Ginsparg
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” - Aldous Huxley
“In man’s struggle against the world, bet on the world.” -Franz Kafka
That was brutally funny.
You’re great today. I was thinking the along those lines but couldn’t remember the name of the sock puppets.
Screw the sock puppet, where is sonofdy’s bail out?
Pets.com sock puppet’s song
If you leave me now, youll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please dont go
If you leave me now, youll take away the very heart of me
No baby please dont go
A love like ours is love thats hard to find
How could we let it slip away
Weve come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes well both regret
Things we said today.
Compassionate bailout song.
Hey Sock Puppet; I would advise against meeting up with Barney Frank in the men’s room; You may learn his version of “put a sock in it”!
Bailout Sock Puppet and what’s to stop Lambchop from demanding her turn at the trough?!
.oO(wondering) Who has the job of having to shove an arm up Barney Frank’s back side to make that puppet speak?
Omsb: please, I just had lunch!
On November 26th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, Leatherneck said:
The money has gone to CITI who helps move American jobs overseas.
I bet you guys didn’t know that.
Would you say moving 750 additional call center seats to the Philippines is considered moving jobs overseas, Leather?
Eh. Do as I do, enjoy it twice!
I find it not quite as good coming up as it was going down. To each his/her own, though.
Linking to Reason? Your libertarian roots are showing Michelle.
Here’s hoping they keep growing.
Sock Puppet will need more than a bailout, if the family rat terrirer gets to him….
Lamb Chop is an orphan, so she is doubly due a bailout.
Not to mention the addiction to dry cleaning fluid. Tragic, but all too common, Hollywood story.
This is what happens in a Marxist/Communist society. They are ENTITLED employment (since the government eliminated all competition).
Did you ask George Bush?
Slow.News.Day.
Barney Frank and sock puppets….if Hell exists on the Internet, methinks I’ve found my way there.
Can you be ANY less original?
#21 cicerokid,
I have to admit, your post reads like a correct example of moving American jobs overseas.
But, it is good for America said POTUS.
Yes, and my congressman and senator. No response. Apparnatly 180,000 is too much to ask.
He’s still the President?
I know not original either.
No its too small…Bush will bailout only if in billions…”Bushy conservative logic”
That was funny!
Nope…repeated question for the repeated non original thread.
I am not adverse to 25 billion either. Hell if I got that I would pay off every debt of every person on this blog and not expect to be paid back.
Um…sonofdy for Treasury Secretary.
Second that!!!
While you are filled with love, can I have your beer sonofdy?
**sigh** I hate to have to resort to this — Collie, tell’em what we had to do.
My collie says:
I’m looking forward to Triumph’s interview with Bawny Fwank.
Hey, the Pets.com sock puppet sucked it up and got a new job at BarNone.com.
And now that I’ve figured out how to get on this darn comment board, y’all be hearing a lot more form me!
Semper fi!
Julie the Jarhead
I have two of those sock puppets…One still in the box…Someday it will finance my retirement…since my 401 K can’t anymore!!!
Personally, I think we should all get together and go to the Capitol for a “MM blogger bailout”.