It’s beginning to look a lot like Hillmas
In the spirit of the season, here’s my ode to Barack Obama’s Secretary of State nominee Hillary Clinton. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Hillmas!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Hillmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the Department of State
It’s Hillary Clinton ‘08
What wond’rous fate and Billy Boy’s aglow
It’s beginning to look a lot like Hillmas
Everywhere you stare
Larry Summers will lead a team
That looks like a Clinton dream
And Obama will deliver us unto to HillaryCare
John Podesta’s paving the way for the hacks and flacks
Who screwed up two decades ago
Rahm Emanuel’s back, Eric Holder’s warmed over
Greg Craig regained his mojo
And Bill and Hill can hardly wait to triangulate once mo’
It’s beginning to look a lot like Hillmas
Everyone you meet
Is a retread brought back from the dead
Has Obama gone soft in the head?
Who knew defeat would be so very sweet?
It’s beginning to look a lot like Hillmas
So much for change and hope
Oh, the moldiest sights you’ll see
Are the old Clintonites that will be
Right beside The Dope.
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LOL. Kinda reminds me of that family fruitcake that gets passed back and forth every year…
Obama puts Hillary 3 heartbeats away from the Presidency. How dumb can he be?
We are getting the worst of both worlds.
Look at the bright side. It makes the Obots crazy. That’s got to be worth something…
So Obuma sends Hillary to Bumfarkistan to get the King to agree to help the USA. Hillary goes there and says:
“Listen, just say no for a year or 2 and then When I become president I can give you a much better deal. All you have to do is donate some $$$ to Bill’s library”
Obuma is a PUTZ.
Oh, you mean, hard, stale and boring? Something that no one wants?
Yeah, I know the kind.
Bah! HUMBUG!
So, the Clinton days are back.
Well, remember Black Hawk Down, based on a true story of Slick Willie’s failure to accomplish the simplist of tasks?
I say we play a drinking game during Hussein’s reign of terror.
Let’s take a drink every time we see news footage of terrorists running across airport runways after the last flight leaves from whatevery country where Hussein fails to defeat terrorism. You remember? The same way Aidid’s thugs were doing after America left in disgrace from Mogadishu?
We’ll all be drunk by the end of Mein Fuhrer’s dictatorhip.
BAL, precisely. The mold comes with it after a couple of years…
The kind that if you sent it to starving children in africa, they would thank you for the building material.
No offense, Michelle, but that photoshop of Hilbama on the side keeps making me nauseous every time I see it. Take it off! Take it off!
Um,
Can’t be drunk…..IF WE ARE DEAD
Jingle Bells
Ne’re do wells
Running Dept of State
Welcome back the Clintons
and their shifty boilerplate
O
Jingle Bells
Ne’re do wells
Running Dept of State
you’ll swear you’re back in ‘92
with cronies on the slate.
A day or two ago
Barack had made his choice
He went to get a Clinton
to give them back some voice
He don’t know what he’s done
he’s having second thoughts
“O Lord!” Obama loudly shouts
“what madness have I wrought”
O
Jingle Bells
Ne’re do wells
Running Dept of State
If you think it was bad before
I know you just can’t wait!
AWESOME!!!
I heard a snippet on the radio this morning, but was driving through construction and was mostly focused on the idiots in the vehicles nearby, so I didn’t hear it all. What I heard was Obama justifying all of the moldy oldies he was selecting — something about combining “experience” with his vision of “change” — or some such. Did anyone hear the full context? Basically, it sounded like he was admitting that he has no experience (duh!), but it almost sounded like he was whining when he said that it would be combined with “…the vision of Change, which comes from ME!” (Again, I’m paraphrasing.)
:snort:
I was wondering if the pic that goes with this thread was an actual live shot of her @ Christmas time, or was it staged? Just curious…
BHO, you’re making a fatal mistake, and I do mean FATAL! How long will it take before Barry gets Vince-Fosterized?
Please Michelle. ME TO!!!
Backpedaling all the way…Oh!!
(Great job on the song BKennedy.)
“Keep your friends close; and your enemies closer”
Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash the Clinton stench clean from our hands? Apparently not. Prepare to hold your nose for at least another 4 years.
Hmm. Seems the Senate is taking over the Executive branch.
One word for Obama: “Arkicide.”
What is he thinking?
It’s from her Christmas ad from a yr ago.
No kidding. Just when we thought an Obama administration couldn’t be worse, America’s #1 drama queen returns to the limelight.
She’s constitutionally ineligible, her family’s money “ethics” are always in play….and the women in her husband’s life…sheesh! Canada is looking better and better.
…and who could forget Shrill standing next to her tree…
Condom Tree
It makes a good rhyme, but it isn’t true. Obama was elected in part to introduce “universal” health care based on subsidized private health insurance. “HillaryCare” was a government run single payer plan similar to those in all other advanced economies. Under the Obama plan, health care providers would not be government employees.
Thanks, 30! I thought I had seen that grinchy grin before.
What’s the punchline to this joke?What a stooge.Owned!!!!
As a New Yorker, this is the song that comes to mind!
“Ding Dong! The Witch is gone. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is gone.”
Thank you Obama for getting rid of the carpetbagger!
Advanced tax rates and unemployment.
I love the confident assertion that Obama has any kind of “plan” when it’s clear he is making it up as he goes along.
On December 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am, MtsEdge said:
Oh, the moldiest sights you’ll see
LOL. Kinda reminds me of that family fruitcake that gets passed back and forth every year…
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Ooooh, YUMMY!
Today, Hillary was listing some of the issues we face, including terrorism, the economy, etc. and she added in “the warming of the earth”. Say what??? Are these idiots still spewing out that completely bogus claim? The earth actually stopped warming in the 90’s and we are now starting into a cooling period. So, these global warming nuts are just going merrily along in their dilusions without bothering to check the facts. I thought Hillary was a little more savy than that, but apparently not.
Well, I actually like this as its a big middle finger to all of the idealists who believed that Obama was the anti-Hillary, and a man who would bring new faces and new ideas into the mix…
Congratulations, America. Here’s what you get. B.O. and the stink underneath it.
Oh, and as for the problem of her being only three heartbeats from the Presidency, that’s kind of a non-issue, isn’t it? I mean, with the two in between being Biden and Pelosi, aren’t we already pretty thoroughly screwed well before we get to Hillary?
Would those be the advanced economies who have reproduction below replacement rate, double digit unemployment, no defense apparatus, rationed health care, and “troubled youths?”
Just wondering, because from where I’m sitting they don’t look all that advanced to me. More like barbarian leeches who let their sick die and leave their defense to stronger, better nations.
I’ve heard the clintons’ snowman has a cigar instead of a corn cob pipe . . . Bill insisted.
Sec of State??? I thought for sure that Obammmer would put such a problem-solver like Hillary in charge of formulating the new medical care plan that we have been waiting for. . .like, since uhhhh 1992.
Huh, sure. But even if they are not, they will have to live by government rules making it about the same thing.
Just finished watching Obammmer announcing his new security team. Some highlights: uh uh uh, and uh then I uh uh will recommend that uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh and furthermore and in conclusion, uh uh.
Dear Secretary-of-State Designee Clinton,
You have our personal assurance that we’ll treat you with the same respect we had for your predecessor, Condoleezza Rice.
Signed,
the Muslim World
*out*
Anybody else want a slice? Or should I say, chunk?? Get it while you can!
On December 1st, 2008 at 12:12 pm, MtsEdge said:
Ooooh, YUMMY!
Anybody else want a slice? Or should I say, chunk?? Get it while you can!
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Perhaps I should have added:
Sarc/.
How was your Thanksgiving, MtsEdge & all?
I never thought I would miss Madaline Albright…….
They will just be regulated by government employees, that is just as bad. Government employees who get paid no matter what kind of job they do have few incentives to really do a good job. Employees run by politicians who will be too busy with their hands in the cookie jar to really care, ala Barney Frank.
Secretary of State Clinton, in exchange to keep her mouth shut on the fact that BHO is probably not Constitutionally eligible to run. I wondered some time ago what she was going to get out of it.
This was just sent to me in my e-mail. I don’t know who thought of the idea, but it would be so sweet!!
You know what would really Tic Off the Democrats…
Bush should resign now.
Then Dick Cheney becomes President (really tic them off)
Then he appoints Condoleeza Rice as VP.
Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican,
becomes the first BLACK President and the first WOMAN President !!!
I don’t think Mrs. Clinton has any of the great qualities of Ms. Rice…but I am sure keeping Gates as defense secretary was a correct move. Gates is much better than arrogant lier Rumsfield.
On December 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm, happyscrapper said:
This was just sent to me in my e-mail. I don’t know who thought of the idea, but it would be so sweet!!
You know what would really Tic Off the Democrats…
Bush should resign now.
Then Dick Cheney becomes President (really tic them off)
Then he appoints Condoleeza Rice as VP.
Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican,
becomes the first BLACK President and the first WOMAN President !!!
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Ya know, I think I had a dream about that happening; I woke up happy, and I’m pretty sure I was smiling in my sleep. How sweet WOULD that be?
Lan,
Here is the link to the press conference OB did stating “the vision of change comes from me.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11AiK1w70FA
*** gagging ***
PC Alert! Just saw CNN announce that the Whitehouse just got a Holiday Tree! A what kind of tree, I asked? A holiday Tree! You know, for Hilmas!
I’m still completely bewildered by this appointment and cannot make any sense of what Obama is thinking. One big question: Will Hillary allow Obama to attend national security/foreign policy meetings?
This administration has been hand selected by the Trilateral Commission. Just like the one before it and the one before that.
http://www.trilateral.org/projwork/tfrsums/tfr57.htm
Do we need to bail out the Trilateral Commission too? Please tell me the hand-pickers of our president’s don’t need US Tax dollars for their loose fiscal policy.
Both. Her life is staged.
We had a very nice Thanksgiving, turkey and all the trimmins with family all around. A truly blessed day.
Got up @ 3:30 a.m. the next day to do my part for the economy, and managed to avoid the really crazy places like Wal-Mart & ToysRUs. Got some great deals, though.
How was yours?
So.true.
On December 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pm, MtsEdge said:
On December 1st, 2008 at 12:00 pm, frostrt said:
How was your Thanksgiving, MtsEdge & all?
We had a very nice Thanksgiving, turkey and all the trimmins with family all around. A truly blessed day.
Got up @ 3:30 a.m. the next day to do my part for the economy, and managed to avoid the really crazy places like Wal-Mart & ToysRUs. Got some great deals, though.
How was yours?
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Awesome! Went to my folks’ place on Wednesday after work and stayed til Saturday evening (would have been Sunday, but the forecaster kept using the S-word for our area). Did some Christmas goodie baking and helped Dad hang the outside lights at their place.
Of course, we had turkey with all the fixins, and we also went out to breakfast on Saturday – pancakes with way too much butter, sausage, bacon, hash browns . . .
*drools from the memory*.
Where do you think that $7 trillion dollars want? Look at their membership, it’s Citigroup, AIG, Golman-Sacs, DaimlerChrysler, ect….
Errah I think “the one” will exhume Vince Foster next . . .
Thanks Cathy. I’ll have to wait until I get home to watch it (darn filters!), but I really wanted to see the whole context. Was it as lame as it sounded from what little bit I heard?
opps, GoldmanSachs
On December 1st, 2008 at 1:41 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:
Errah I think “the one” will exhume Vince Foster next . . .
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Pres Obama in a lab coat, surrounded by ominous looking lab equipment, standing over covered body on slab:
“It’s allliiivvee . . . it’s allliiivvee . . .!”
CHANGE!!
not
Sounds like good ol’ fashioned fun all around. Glad you enjoyed your visit!!
P.S. I’m with you and happyscrapper on this:
Unfortunately, our current crop of Repubs isn’t too quick on its feet these days, or else we’d really have the last laugh!
I don’t see what the problem is with Hillary as Secretary of State. She’ll be faithful and stand next to Obama and US Interests like she stood next to Vince Foster…
Umm…
Susan McDougall….
Ummm….
Kathlene Wiley…
Ummmm….
Web Hubble…
Ummmmm…..
Norman Hsu…
Ummmmmm……
Health Care…
Ummmmmmm…….
Craig Livingstone…
Ummmmmmmm……..
Billy Dale…
Ummmmmmmmm………
Huma Abedin! Yeah! She hasn’t screwed over Huma Abedin yet! In fact Huma can afford $10,000 designer dresses on the $9,000 annual salary that Hillary gives her.
There you go: Hillary will stand by US interests like she stands by Huma Abedin. I mean, her past history shows this to be true, right?
So…. Clinton retreads on Obama’s bus.
Carter made the same mistake with old Kennedy hacks. They constantly undermined him.
This isn’t going to be good for Obama’s presidency, especially when folks see Obama can’t fix anything or deliver on his promises. You know, the free gas and morgage payments Miss Peggy was was swooning over.
This whole spectacle has turned into great free entertainment. I can’t wait to see all the people that hated how W spoke make excuses for Obama stuttering through all non-teleprompting speeches.
Great. Another CFR everyone is good inside somewhere hack. All you have to do is talk to them, and find out where it is.
Not to mention allowing more moon god worshipers into this country, and adding more illegal aliens on the sugar tit.
Is Hill a Nationalist? I don’t think so.
Sweetpea, under other countries’ health care plans, the health care providers aren’t actually government employees either. The government subsidizes all health care and pays the stuff through ungodly high taxes, but trust me, I’ve been through enough interviews at hospitals in Canada to know you aren’t considered a government employee just because you work at a socialised medicine health center.
So your little ol’ point is quite irrelevant.