What a crock

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 4, 2008 01:07 PM

Stupid lawsuit of the day: Son hurt, Pa. woman sues Crocs firm.

A Pennsylvania mother yesterday filed a multimillion-dollar federal lawsuit against the makers of the popular Crocs footwear after her 6-year-old son’s shoe was caught and trapped in an escalator at the National Aquarium in Baltimore this spring, mangling his right big toe.

Kerry Burdick, who lives in Eagleville, Pa., claims Colorado-based Crocs Inc. knew its foam clogs were unsafe for escalator travel yet did nothing to warn the public, according to the lawsuit, which seeks more than $7.5 million in damages. It was filed yesterday morning in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

Next up: Parents start suing shoelace-makers when their kids trip over untied laces that didn’t include user warnings.

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  1. #562983
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, sonofdy said:

    What is sad is they will win or crocs will settle.

    ugh

  2. #562984
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Faux News alert:

    lgm’s feeling got hurt – threatens lawsuit.

    Film at 11:00

  3. #562986
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, Kalifornia Kafir said:

    Ka-ching! Bailout program for idiots via the legal system.

  4. #562987
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:15 pm, maine yankee said:

    negligant parent.

    should be sued by croc manufacturer for liable.

  5. #562989
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    I am really going to get hammered on this one, but here goes. It is the parents’ responsibility to provide their children with adequate and safe wear. It doesn’t take a genius to have known from the way Crocs are designed that they are not suitable for all things. The mother put those detestable things on her son. She is more culpable than the manufacturer. I am soooooo irritated over these suits… take responsibility , parents. Oh, I am a dad, so don’t go there.

  6. #562991
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    My wife and kid’s have been using Croc’s since we went to Disney this summer. They were pretty expensive (of course, like an idiot, I bought them at Disney because there were alot of aching feet in the evening.)

    After 6 months of listening to them talk about how comfortable they are, I wish I’d bought a pair for myself.

    At no time in these past 6 months have we had a problem at escalators with them, but then, my wife and kids aren’t STUPID.

  7. #562992
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, bjc said:

    Can we say “tort reform, loser pays”?

  8. #562994
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm, tonynoboloney said:

    People continue filing these lawsuits because juries continue to hand out checks.

  9. #562996
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, simcoe said:

    Money grubber.

    But the bottom-feeder still gets paid.

  10. #562997
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Have you seens the billboeards yet?

    WhocanIsue.com

    So, now you now why we are in this fix – tort law and greed.

  11. #562998
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    She’s too freakin stupid to keep her kid on the center of an escalator step, and it could cost Croc’s million…

    How do you compete with institutionalized stupidity?

  12. #563003
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    Can we say “tort reform, loser pays”?

    The number of lawyers should be limited by population; like representatives to congress. The number of suits should also be limited.

    This will never happen because lawyers get elected to the executive and legislative branches when they are already members of the judicial branch. I can plead my case pro se. I can even have a next friend act as counsel, but he cannot plead my case because he isn’t a lawyer.

    If we could keep lawyers out of the executive (except for attorneys general) and the legislative branches, we’d be better off.

  13. #563009
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, ACHefty said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    I am really going to get hammered on this one…

    Not by me. But then, every parent knows — or at least is supposed to know that you don’t wear them in areas that could pose a threat. Besides, what about the “hold your child’s hand” routine?

    One of my 13 children wears those hideous-looking attention-grabbers. I don’t let her go beyond the home with them unless she uses them at the YMCA pool.

    Parental responsibility. What a concept!

  14. #563010
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
    Have you seens the billboeards yet?

    WhocanIsue.com

    So, now you now why we are in this fix – tort law and greed.

    I was hoping that link was a joke.

    It’s not.

  15. #563011
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, Common Sense said:

    I love my Crocs, I have several pairs in different styles, and my daughter does too. They never give me blisters, have great support for hours of walking, and hose off after gardening. I can even throw them in the washer when they get dirty. And they don’t stink from my daughter’s stinky ballet feet. The fleece-lined Mammoths are on my wish list.

    These people have been sueing Crocs for years now, ridiculous.

    Crocs should do research on escalator and shoe/foot injuries. I bet they would find far more incidents of injuries from flip-flops than any other shoe. But then most flip-flops don’t have a brand name someone could sue.

  16. #563013
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:29 pm, Southpaw said:

    This actually happened to me when I was a kid. It wasn’t crocs, but a pair of tennis shoes. Didn’t hurt my foot, but ripped the rubber toe right off. It happened because I let my feet slide off of the elevator instead of stepping off.

    When I was a kid, if you did something dumb, you learned a lesson, didn’t do it again. Today, if you do something dumb, you sue somebody.

    “If all else fails, read the instruction manual.”

  17. #563015
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm, Craig said:

    …according to the lawsuit, which seeks more than $7.5 million in damages.

    7.5M?? That’s some big toe he’s got.

  18. #563019
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    That mother and her child should be removed from the gene pool.

  19. #563022
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Makes perfect sense to blame an inanimate object instead of parental carelessness. :roll:

  20. #563024
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, sandyb said:

    I recently overheard two personal-injury attorneys congratulate themselves on their career choice (considering the bad economy). They reasoned that with money being tight, people will be even more eager to sue than usual. It was sickening.

  21. #563027
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, TXRose said:

    I was at a mall and a child got her bare foot caught in an escalator. My
    husband and I were on the escalator and I had to stop people from coming
    down the steps to try to help. It helped that I was the bookkeeper/office
    manager for the accounting dept for an elevator company that also serviced
    escalators as well as elevators. We were below her and knew that the weight
    of one person was enough to crush her foot which was caught between the
    “steps” and the side of the escalator. I know that no matter what footwear or lack of footwear has no bearing on whether or not you will get caught in an escalator, because if you are behaving yourself while riding it, you will not get caught by the escalator. So, it was more than likely the Mothers fault that the child was caught. However, in todays society, court is seen as as the lottery. Sue and get an enormous award!
    I just hope that the judge and or jury are smarter about what happened than
    they normally seem to be. It was not the shoes or the escalators fault!
    Human Error!!!

  22. #563030
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, babbledabble said:

    what about the parents who are suing the school for kicking their daughters off the cheerleading team after they took nude picture of themselves with their cell phones & sent them around. Are they going to sue cell phone manufacturers next? How about a little parental responsibility???
    Sheesh

  23. #563031
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, davidjamesduprey said:

    This kid’s mother should be sued by the Escalator company for not teaching him how to get off of an escalator.

    Like he should lift feet up and step over the plate as the cable goes under it (not sure how better to describe it). Kids who stand there as it drags them across the plate at the top/bottom learn pretty fast that it might not be a good idea, particularly if you leave your laces long or untied.

    I’ve learned that years ago and I never sued anyone!

    I might have reconsidered if I knew I could get 7.5 Million dollars though.

  24. #563032
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, ACHefty said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
    Have you seens the billboeards yet?

    WhocanIsue.com

    So, now you now why we are in this fix – tort law and greed.

    I was hoping that link was a joke.

    It’s not.

    There are several of them in the greater Jacksonville area — just on my way home from work. And what is the picture? A business man slipping on a banana peel.

    Sheesh!

    And one more thing. It’s supposed to be Whom can I sue? Proper English for the lawyer types, and all that.

  25. #563041
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm, ACHefty said:

    They are all over South Florida as well. You know they are getting hundreds of calls a day.

    P.S. thank god Mel Matrini-ez is leaving. You run, you get my vote!

  26. #563045
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, tre said:

    Last Sunday I was digging around in a box looking for something and I cut my thumb on a hunting knife in there.

    Does anyone know a good lawyer?

    And I don’t wanna hear none of you talking about why I didn’t have the knife in a scabbard! It ain’t my fault a sharp knife ain’t in no scabbard!

  27. #563047
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, ajmontana said:

    I got a nasty sausage splatter burn this a.m. cooking breakfast, can I sue Porky Pig? :shock:

  28. #563048
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, cheapseat said:

    a little math, average lifespan for male children of average intellect which this child may not qualify is 75. he is 6 now, so he has 69 years to go. 7.5 million/69 = $108,695. per year for his entire life from today onward. do you make 108k in your job? for a sore toe? lawyers are just leeches, the problem is juries give these awards, which perpetuates these moronic suits.

  29. #563049
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    We’ve lost our right to be stupid in America. There’s collusion between these bottom-feeding lawyers bringing frivolous suits, the judges that don’t throw them back in their faces for wasting the court’s time, and the juries who vicariously stick it to ‘the man’.

  30. #563051
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm, TXRose said:

    No, AJ but you can sue the energy company that
    powers your stove. After all, if the stove didn’t work,
    you would not have been cooking sausage, right?

  31. #563057
    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, TXRose said:

    When you consider that lawyers that take contingency cases take a
    minimum 35% off the top of the award and then add in all of the extras
    that they can conjure up, that toe would not be as major a windfall as the
    lawyer has convinced the Mother that it will be.
    They constantly troll the media and internet looking for cases; especially
    class action lawsuits.
    I get so tired of their ads on tv, their ads on billboards alongside the
    highways and seeing their ads if I use the yellow pages to look up anything. Lawyers ads are everywhere!

  32. #563060
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:01 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    I think Al Gore needs to stir up some interest in escalator redesign.

    Or the boy’s mother should tell her child to be careful when riding escalators.

  33. #563062
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, PirateLady said:

    MNUSMCDavid::::
    YOU CALLED MY FAV SHOE

    detestable

    that hurts, worse than getting my toes crushed in an elevator.

    my fav shoes & you called them detestable…

  34. #563064
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    It’s the bankruptcy lawyer commercial’s that drive me insane. They’re far more prevalent than these frivolous lawsuits.

  35. #563069
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Parents start suing shoelace-makers when their kids trip over untied laces that didn’t include user warnings.

    Well, of course, if some personal injury lawyer can deduce if there’s a great chance of getting an out of court settlement.

    Anyone involved in the manufacture, distribution, or sales of said product are targets if there can be a sizable settlement attorney fee possible.

    This kid’s mother should be sued by the Escalator company for not teaching him how to get off of an escalator.

    More likely, she’ll sue the escalator company. If she hasn’t already.

    Common sense and personal responsibilty used to prevail in this country until personal injury attorneys figured out there was easy money to be made with the assistance of sympathetic judges and juries filled with stupid people out to “stick it to” the “rich” businesses.

  36. #563075
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    It’s the bankruptcy lawyer commercial’s that drive me insane. They’re far more prevalent than these frivolous lawsuits.

    Yeah, and the radio ads, on Christian stations no less, that target people with huge credit card debt to negotiate with the card companies for settling their debt for pennies on the dollars owed also irritate me.

    Irresponsiblilty reigns – and pays off these days.

  37. #563081
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Ow! I poked myself in the eye while sipping my iced tea with the spoon still in the cup! I’m suing Nestea, Oneida, the makers of this cup, the stores where I bought these dangerous items, … um, anyone else I can gouge?

  38. #563083
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I recently overheard two personal-injury attorneys congratulate themselves on their career choice… It was sickening.

    Chap?

  39. #563088
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, TXRose said:

    The ones that really really irk me are the ones that pay
    hospital employees to notify them when someone comes into the er after a bad car wreck or some kind of accident (preferably industrial), etc.

  40. #563090
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm, nlebou said:

    This is OT but has anyone seen this?

  41. #563109
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    PirateLady

    Awww! I’m sorry…. I never have gotten into those Crocs. I’ve tried them and they’re not impressive in my mind. Trust me, I love my feet and know how to take care of them ( 18 months in Nam does that to you)and I have never thought Crocs that great nor do they look good. But then, keep in mind, this is a forum of opinions, and yours is as good as anyone. The Mom still needs to be held accountable, though.

  42. #563111
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:50 pm, chapoutier said:

    I recently overheard two personal-injury attorneys congratulate themselves on their career choice… It was sickening.
    Chap?

    I am not, nor have ever been a personal injury attorney.

    However…

    Personal injury attorneys fill an essential role. I am not going to go into it here, I am not going to defend obviously frivolous lawsuits, and I am not going to say that there is no need for tort reform.

    However…

    States often have laws preventing p.i. attorneys from approaching clients while they are still hospitalized, etc…on the notion that it is reprehensible to approach and solicit people when they are in a vulnerable position. Almost invariably, the law says noting about the ability of insurance companies to talk to the injured and offer up a quick settlement.

    Who do you think lobbies for these laws that are suposedly meant to “protect” the injured and why?

  43. #563115
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:52 pm, chapoutier said:

    from approaching clients

    that should say “potential clients”.

  44. #563116
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    I agree that there is a need for Personal Injury lawsuits.
    However, the $3800 my dad got when the pharmacy put eardrops in my mom’s eyedrops is a far cry from $7.5 million for a broken or damaged big toe.

    The key word here is ‘frivolous’.

  45. #563120
    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm, dj said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Ow! I poked myself in the eye while sipping my iced tea with the spoon still in the cup! I’m suing Nestea, Oneida, the makers of this cup, the stores where I bought these dangerous items, … um, anyone else I can gouge?

    This reminds me, didn’t all this nonsense start when someone sued McDonald’s because they spilled coffee on their lap and the coffee was hot? Unbelievably ridiculous then, unbelievably ridiculous now.

  46. #563127
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, chapoutier said:

    This reminds me, didn’t all this nonsense start when someone sued McDonald’s because they spilled coffee on their lap and the coffee was hot? Unbelievably ridiculous then, unbelievably ridiculous now.

    You mean the one where McDonalds was making their coffee way too hot to be safe, way above industry standard, and knew it was way too hot and already had reams of reports of incidents of people being injured by their dangerously hot coffee, yet willfully ignored such reports of injury from their way too hot coffee, and knew that people were likely to spill and burn themselves exactly as the plaintiff did?

    That case?

    This is actually a perfect example of two things:

    1) the positive role injury lawsuits can play in making corporations responsible for their actions
    2) why its a good idea to know all the facts of a case, rather than the hype, before commenting on it.

  47. #563128
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:02 pm, mom2jack said:

    My 3yo thinks riding the escalator is great fun. I have always stood behind her on the step, hands under her arms, ready to lift her up should she stumble. It’s called having common sense. But I guess if we all possessed it, a lot of personal injury lawyers would be out of business.

  48. #563134
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    , didn’t all this nonsense start when someone sued McDonald’s because they spilled coffee on their lap and the coffee was hot? Unbelievably ridiculous then, unbelievably ridiculous now.

    No, it got started at least back in the ’70’s. That’s when I noticed personal injury lawsuits really gaining traction.

    I recall a case back then when a professor at a local university, here in the L.A. area who sued a lawnmower manufacturer because he had reached under his gas mower while the motor, and the blade was running, to remove a clump and had a few fingers hacked off.

    He claimed the manufacturer should have had a warning on the mower that is was dangerous to put your hand under it while the blade was moving!

    Of course the sympathetic jury bought his claim and awarded him several hundred thousands. After all, the manufacturer really should have served notice of such dangers and could easily afford to pay the poor suffering prof!

    And from cases such as that arose a huge increase in personal injury lawsuits and idiot warnings labels on practically everything.

  49. #563137
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, dj said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, chapoutier said:

    Being the lawyer that you are, I am sure you could come up with similar circumstances for a multitude of frivolous cases. Coffee is hot, don’t ride in a car with it in your lap.

    Regardless of that particular case, even you would have to admit that cases such as the one MM refers to in this entry are beyond the pale ridiculous. There is no personal responsibility anymore, it’s always someone else’s fault, even when it’s not.

  50. #563139
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, TXRose said:

    Amen, mom2jack. Most accidents on escalators and in elevators are caused by carelessness and inattention. I have seen parents let their children that
    are too young to do so, get onto escalators by themselves. One woman tried to blame a man behind
    her, when her small boy fell onto the escalator. It was
    because he did not pick up his feet when getting on,
    but what do you expect from someone who has only
    been walking a year or so.

  51. #563140
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, CleanGuy said:

    We need a loser pays system…

  52. #563141
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, wighttrasch said:

    I despise crocs and their knockoffs.

    Also, I paid the cost of admission to get into the National Aquarium in Baltimore. It was crowded with a bunch of kids pressed all about me, mostly wearing crocs. I couldn’t see nor enjoy a thing. I want to sue them for that money back. That’s all I want.

  53. #563144
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Being the lawyer that you are, I am sure you could come up with similar circumstances for a multitude of frivolous cases. Coffee is hot, don’t ride in a car with it in your lap.

    And 40 years ago “Coffe is hot, don’t ride in a car with it in your lap. As an adult, you should know better. Case dismissed,”

    would have been the answer from a sensible judge.

  54. #563145
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm, dj said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I am going to write a book, “Everyday Living for Dummies a/k/a Common Sense” and include all these nonsense warnings. You know, don’t breathe under water, don’t stick your hand in a moving fan, know what you are eating before you scarf it down in the fast food restaurant every day, etc.

  55. #563147
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm, tre said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, chapoutier

    Yeah, the one where some dumb woman put a cup of hot coffee, knowing it was hot, in her lap and tried to drive. Then wants to sue someone when it spills on her.
    A NORMAL, SENSIBLE, person would have thought:”Gee, that was a dumb thing for me to do. I should be more careful.”
    But, a STUPID IDIOT thinks:”I’m gonna sue McDonalds for serving me the hot coffee I asked them to serve me, for not telling me that I shouldn’t put it in my lap while driving!”

  56. #563148
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm, TXRose said:

    dj, the people that need to read that book, would not read it. Still, sounds
    like a good idea.

  57. #563156
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:27 pm, chapoutier said:

    And 40 years ago “Coffe is hot, don’t ride in a car with it in your lap. As an adult, you should know better. Case dismissed,”

    would have been the answer from a sensible judge.

    Or maybe…”McDonalds, you know that people drive with your coffee and even encourage as such because you serve it through a drive through window. Why then, would you continue to serve a product that, while typically served hot, is served by you way hotter than what could be considered safe? And further, why would you continue to do so when YOU KNEW MANY PEOPLE WERE BEING SEVERELY BURNED BY YOUR PRODUCT? As a sophisitcated company you knew (not even should have know) you were creating a product that was dangerous in any case and even moreso when used in an entirely predictable and even encouraged manner. You lose. Judgment for plaintiff.”

  58. #563160
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm, chapoutier said:

    We need a loser pays system…

    Seeing as most cases that go to jury verdict are won by the plaintiff, I think you might be piling it on the people you mean to help, there.

  59. #563163
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Why then, would you continue to serve a product that, while typically served hot, is served by you way hotter than what could be considered safe?

    Because McDonald’s is known for researching, and responding to what their customers want. And, ta-da, most of their customers wanted HOTTER COFFEE!

  60. #563171
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm, chapoutier said:

    Because McDonald’s is known for researching, and responding to what their customers want. And, ta-da, most of their customers wanted HOTTER COFFEE!

    People, also want cheaper cars, but that does not excuse a manufacturer from selling a patently unsafe one.

  61. #563172
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    And, by the way, I myself have burned my tongue on McDonald’s hotter coffee, being the impatient person I am, not sipping carefully and slowly.

    If the coffee was hotter than most people wanted and made their complaints known, McDonald’s would have resolved the issue by providing their coffee less hot.

  62. #563173
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, okiedokie said:

    I hate escalators. During a power outage I was trapped on one for 2 hours!!!!

  63. #563174
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Locally, Belinda Skelton, a show producer for the Neal Boortz radio show here in Atlanta, also had a son whose foot got managled. She has filed a lawsuit also, but rather then seeking mega millions she is only seeking redress on the medical bills.
    Suing has become the newest version of playing the lottery.
    There are people involved in the stampede at that Wal Mart that are suing Wal Mart. Probably to convince the cops they weren’t part of the problem but also because they are gambling Wal Mart will pay off rather then continue to suffer the PR nightmare this is causing.
    They contributed to killing a man and forcing a woman to deliver prematurely and now they are going to cash in.

  64. #563175
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    People, also want cheaper cars, but that does not excuse a manufacturer from selling a patently unsafe one.

    Cheap cars and hot coffe don’t mix well.

  65. #563178
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    For some really good warning labels go here.

  66. #563181
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    LOL. Those are good: )

  67. #563184
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, bvw said:

    I’ve seen some crocs eaten by escalators. Also sneakers that the mom evidently bought oversized — kids grow fast.

    I think that Crocs might specifically have a problem by their design with escalators. It’s more than the normal warning for sneakers and flip-flops.

    A suit in this case is reasonable, imo.

    I also think escalators could be made much more safe. They seem to have technology pretty much unchanged since the 60’s.

  68. #563190
    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, TXRose said:

    #62…you are kidding, right?

  69. #563200
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    He-he, somehow I knew this would turn into the McDonalds case…..

  70. #563203
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pm, chapoutier said:

    He-he, somehow I knew this would turn into the McDonalds case…..

    Its pretty much your fault Aloha. You dragged me into this. I refuse to take responsibility for it.

  71. #563208
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:29 pm, cicerokid said:

    Coffee cannot be served hotter that 212 degrees farenheit, the boiling point of water at sea level. You boil water to make coffee, therefor, boiling water is hot. Macdoos also has parking for cars. Are they to assume that a person is going to put coffee between their legs just because they drove to the store? Getting sued because you burnt your vagina by placing hot coffee next to your vagina is frivolous, Chap. Coffee is a dangerous product? Macdoos did not place that “dangerous product” where it did not belong.

  72. #563209
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:30 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I hate escalators. During a power outage I was trapped on one for 2 hours!!!!

    Yipe! Makes you real nervous about ever using one again!

  73. #563211
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm, Jeddite said:

    #68 … /whoosh , ma’am, very /whoosh

    :D

  74. #563218
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Maker of Craftsman hammers,

    YOU KNEW MANY PEOPLE THUMBS WERE BEING SEVERELY BURNED POUNDED BY YOUR PRODUCT? As a sophisitcated (sic) company you knew (not even should have know(sic)) you were creating a product that was dangerous in any case and even moreso when used in an entirely predictable and even encouraged manner. You lose. Judgment for plaintiff.

    Makes about as much sense to me.

    Look, put a hot cup of anything between your legs in a moving vehicle and you’re stupid.

    “Where’s your sign?”

  75. #563219
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm, Mark Jaquith said:

    Here’s an idea: start wearing big girl shoes when you’re out in public.

  76. #563223
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm, dj said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pm, chapoutier said:
    … I refuse to take responsibility for it.

    SUE HIM!

  77. #563224
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm, shooter said:

    Pennsylvania.

    Murtha and B Hussein can bash and insult these people beyond belief and they don’t seem to care…they even elect or re-elect some of the worst people in the country.
    Lots of weird news coming from PA the last few years.

    What the heck is wrong with PA these days?
    My family started Boalsburg PA almost two hundred years ago but I’m embarrassed to admit any heritage to PA now.

    Maybe all their strings are loose up there.

  78. #563233
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, chapoutier said:

    cicero, dexter, et al…

    I can see we are not going to agree on this, so I will just have to take consolation in the fact that I am right and all of you are wrong.

  79. #563241
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:57 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    I can see we are not going to agree on this, so I will just have to take consolation in the fact that I am right making a mint on frivolous lawsuits and all of you are wrong not.

    You’re right. We disagree.

  80. #563242
    On December 4th, 2008 at 4:58 pm, MagicalPat said:

    I have to agree with Chapoutier. Until you know all the details of a case, it is impossible to know if the manufacturer is liable, or if the plaintiff is filing a frivolous lawsuit.

  81. #563246
    On December 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm, Marie said:

    It could have been worse. 55 years ago my cousin (five at the time) decided to sit down on the “moving stairs”. The metal kind with the very thin metal tread and metal teeth at the exit. Needless to say his little rear end was chewed up. Rule number one – watch your kid!

  82. #563258
    On December 4th, 2008 at 5:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Its pretty much your fault Aloha. You dragged me into this.

    I take full responsibility. Where’s my bailout?

  83. #563266
    On December 4th, 2008 at 5:41 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    chap
    please , please, please… use common sense in your law philosophy. I went to law school and did not pass bar because I used my beliefs in a static Constitution to answer my questions… I never looked back. Victims are questionable at all times. I wasn’t going to practice law to make money….. there is the difference in philosophy. If I’m the fool, so be it…. we need more fools and less barristers. Shakespeare was right, you know.

  84. #563288
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, misterbee241 said:

    I saw on fox news this morning a bunch of high school cheerleaders posed naked, sent the pictures to their boy friend’s cell phones, whereby the boys promptly passed the pictures around (imagine that). Anyway the school suspended the cheerleaders, and the parents are suing the school.
    Just another day in the land of Oz.

  85. #563292
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:07 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Faux News alert:

    lgm’s feeling got hurt – threatens lawsuit.

    Film at 11:00

    I thought feelings only occurred in higher life forms.

  86. #563291
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:07 pm, TXRose said:

    Here’s one I just read. Woman Sues PA Sports Bar Over Toilet Seat Break.
    Apparently a woman was sitting on a toilet seat which broke and dumped her
    into the toilet where she was stuck for about 20 minutes. She weight 130 to
    140 lbs and had had hip surgery. Guess being stuck in the throne is going to
    be work several million according to her and her lawyer.
    If I was another female customer that needed to use the necessary and she was
    clogging it up with her body, I would have sued her for making me uncomfortable. LOL

  87. #563298
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, happyscrapper said:

    I wear crocs all the time. I have five pairs in different colors. I have had terrible foot problems the past few years and could not stand for more than an hour without terrible pain. I now can walk around all day in those ugly things. I don’t care what they look like, I love them! I have never stumbled or tripped while wearing them and I use escalators a lot. I wonder if the child had the wrong fit. Whatever, it is the parent’s responsibility to make sure the child is safe on the escalator.

  88. #563302
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:17 pm, chapoutier said:

    I went to law school and did not pass bar because I used my beliefs in a static Constitution to answer my questions… I never looked back.

    Seeing as how con law makes up a tiny tiny percentage of the questions on a bar exam, I suspect this was not the only cause.

    I take full responsibility. Where’s my bailout?

    Its in the mail with your Chateau Petrus. I am sure you’ll be getting it any day now.

  89. #563305
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:21 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Chapoutier

    oh Yes… admin and copyright were crap as well.

  90. #563306
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:23 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    So when your kid sticks a knife in the electric socket, who do you sue?

    The electric company?
    The knife manufacturer?
    The contractor who installed the electrical socket?
    Or how about the mortgage company or the carpet manufacturer?

    Are you allowed to sue Fluffy’s trainer when he comes over and pees on your kids smoking hand?

  91. #563307
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:24 pm, chapoutier said:

    Your bar had admin and copyright law?

    Good god.

    Cali?

  92. #563323
    On December 4th, 2008 at 6:36 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    On December 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, okiedokie said:

    I hate escalators. During a power outage I was trapped on one for 2 hours!!!!

    Oh Hey!!!!

    That was you I was talking to to keep me from gettng bored! Say, how did you like those Cinnabuns that that one guys threw up to us?

  93. #563340
    On December 4th, 2008 at 7:06 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    chap yep….Michigan…. and MN…. but I survive.

  94. #563341
    On December 4th, 2008 at 7:11 pm, MJ said:

    #40…..yes, I have seen that.

  95. #563348
    On December 4th, 2008 at 7:22 pm, bvw said:

    One year, maybe fifteen years ago around this time of year I was in a Mall and a child got his foot caught in the escalator. I heard his screams from the other end of the mall. By the time I arrived there EMT’s were already there. But his screams went on for some time.

    They were awful. I’m thankful I did not have to be the first to get there to help him.

  96. #563358
    On December 4th, 2008 at 7:43 pm, vsatt said:

    It’s really not even the mom’s fault, the kid is 6 – it’s his own stupid fault. He was probably lazily shuffling his feet. You can hold their hands all you want, but unless you’re going to reach down and pick up their feet for them too, there’s only so much you can do for them. By that age, they either know what to do or will learn a very valuable lesson.

    What galls me is when parents refuse to hold their child responsible for his or her actions. Life is cold and cruel sometimes, let them learn how to handle it while you’re still there by their side.

    A friend of mine recently fretted that her 1 yr old son was hitting his 4 yr old sister and basically being a pest. The sister was trying her best to be patient but the mom contemplated telling her daughter to hit him back. I told her to go ahead because her daughter would learn to defend herself and her son would learn his limits. Better for him to learn it from his sister, with his mom there to referee, than from picking on the wrong kid when he goes off to school.

  97. #563367
    On December 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, purplepeep said:

    I remember when people got along just fine with “sensible shoes”. Now we got idiots wearing idiot shoes. Lord, save us from fad footware.

  98. #563368
    On December 4th, 2008 at 8:04 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    I turned on my TV this morning and found that the show I wanted to watch wasn’t on! In fact, it doesn’t come on until MONDAY NIGHT!

    I’m taking down NBC.

    Everybody back off… I’m from New York, I’ve got a lawyer and I know how to use it.

  99. #563370
    On December 4th, 2008 at 8:05 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Here is the reality check folks. When you buy a product in the U.S., 18% of the cost goes to long term liability insurance. That’s a 18% welfare check to people who are mostly under deserving leaches.

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