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By: What a crock « Top Daily Digest Reading

What a crock « Top Daily Digest Reading — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:25:08 +0000

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AllMilitary.com » Blog Archive — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:46:53 +0000

[...] now for today’s edition of “Stoooopid Lawsuit News!” I guess we will need warning labels on every single item that is ever to be sold in the USA. These lawsuits would end if we could pass [...]

By: cheapseat

cheapseat — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:03:09 +0000

being a licensed lawyer, i can answer chap that slugs and leeches have their purpose also, but we don’t have to like them either. the old joke about a bus load of lawyers going over the cliff being a good start generally sums up the public’s feelings about lawyers. btw my father calls me a reformed lawyer in that i am way too honest to be a lawyer, so i run a sales company.

By: happyscrapper

happyscrapper — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:05:14 +0000

I made it though the “earth shoe” and “boogie shoe” eras, Scrapper, so I’m not concerned – this too shall pass….

Purple…My point is, if not for Crocs, I would still have severe foot pain. Those “idiotic fad” shoes have been a godsend. I’m not familiar with the other shoes you mentioned, but I hope Crocs are here to stay. They were a miracle for me.

By: cabrerski

cabrerski — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:39:43 +0000

I wish I could have been the judge in the McDonald’s coffee case:

1. I would have turned to the plaintiff and issued a decree disallowing the woman from ever drinking coffee again. It was obvious she could not handle it and was apparently ignorant that it was supposed to be hot. I might have also put her on notice that her driver’s license may be revoked since she was doing something that she could not perform, drinking coffee and driving at the same time.

2. I would have turned to the plaintiff’s attorney and found him in comtempt of court for bringing in such a frivolous case. Thirty days in the slammer unless he apologize in court, then we could reduce it to 3 days with another 10 days of community service (pro bono work for really needy people would be a nice touch).

3. Ask the defendant what the real ingredients are used to making the Big Mac sauce.

Hey, a guy can dream…

By: purplepeep

purplepeep — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:54:25 +0000

happyscrapper said:
Hey Purple…Read my comment #87. These may seem like “fad” footwear, but they have saved my feet!

I made it though the “earth shoe” and “boogie shoe” eras, Scrapper, so I’m not concerned – this too shall pass….

By: TXRose

TXRose — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:05:41 +0000

I love the crocs thong type sandals in the summer.
I don’t wear any other kind of crocs so I cannot
comment on those.

By: happyscrapper

happyscrapper — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:44:53 +0000

On December 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, purplepeep said:
I remember when people got along just fine with “sensible shoes”. Now we got idiots wearing idiot shoes. Lord, save us from fad footware.

Hey Purple…Read my comment #87. These may seem like “fad” footwear, but they have saved my feet!

By: TXRose

TXRose — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:08:16 +0000

I’ve always thought that juries give huge awards because somewhere
in their hearts they hope that if they ever hit it “lucky” and have a
reason to sue, they’ll get that type of award.
I worked with a woman whose husband used one of those stretchy
things where you put your feet in stirrups and then did situps holding
the end of this thing. There was a warning that if you were over a
certain height you should not use the thing. She bragged that he read
it and then he bought the thing and used it knowing that he was about
5 inches over the max recommended height. It snapped and knocked
out his upper and lower front teeth. He was elated! Now he could
sue! What they didn’t count on was that not only had she bragged,
but so had he and the makers detective found out and had witnesses lined up around the block. Case never came to trial.

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:58:47 +0000

…copyright law?

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.
- Mark Twain

By: IndependentTom

IndependentTom — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:37:47 +0000

While I didn’t read all of the comments I think the general consensus is that the mother of the six year old is looking at a lottery type payment..

she should be ashamed…

By: love2rumba

love2rumba — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:37:24 +0000

Next up: Parents start suing shoelace-makers when their kids trip over untied laces that didn’t include user warnings.

Michelle! Don’t give these people ideas!

By: purplepeep

purplepeep — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:12:34 +0000

cicerokid said:
Coffee is a dangerous product?

I know it is when my brother makes it.

By: FamilyMan

FamilyMan — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:05:34 +0000

Here is the reality check folks. When you buy a product in the U.S., 18% of the cost goes to long term liability insurance. That’s a 18% welfare check to people who are mostly under deserving leaches.

By: PKAmmoTroop

PKAmmoTroop — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:04:09 +0000

I turned on my TV this morning and found that the show I wanted to watch wasn’t on! In fact, it doesn’t come on until MONDAY NIGHT!

I’m taking down NBC.

Everybody back off… I’m from New York, I’ve got a lawyer and I know how to use it.