Caption contest: Blagobama!
Take your shot. It’s hard to top Blago’s own words from the criminal complaint, but have fun trying!
“F*** him. For nothing? F*** him.”
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And the wires go out of their way to underscore that Barack Obama didn’t know what Blago was up to:
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Smoke = fire. Just connect the dots.
Blago + Rezko + Obama
Politics in Chicago. Corrupt. More corrupt. Most corrupt.
Yeah, and Obama is on TV now with Algore talking about global warming and how it’s a security issue.
OK, and we’re expecting an arctic blast from Alaska in CA (all the way down to S. CA) at the end of this week that will last for several days and bring record low temps.
Like I said on the other thread, had Blagojevich been a Republican with no ties to President Bush whatsoever, the MSM would still be screaming “What did President Bush know and when did he know it?!”
The MSM in this country is a joke – and worse yet, predictable as clock-work.
“I gotta stay away from these white people.”
I’ve been laughing about this all day…sad for Illinois, comic for others.
Will it be bad for nObama? Not if the media can help it.
Caption: Audacity!
Blago was just trying to collect some of the wealth Obama is spreading…
I’d swear that dummy was real. Obama’s lips never even move…
“What are we going to do now, Tonto?”
“Whatcha mean we, white man?”
Birds of a Feather!
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Bye Whitey!
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Say Hi to “Cold Cash” Jefferson!
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What does Quid Pro Quo mean?
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They don’t extradite from Brazil!
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White Racism again!
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Hi O.J.!
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Pardon Me!
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Don’t drop the soap!
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Have you ever considered the Senate?
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John Bibb
Guess which one has the bigger freezer….
Go ahead….Guess!
It’s all Obama’s fault. If he hadn’t be elected President, Blagama wouldn’t have got caught selling his seat.
OK, cash on the barrelhead — Hey, you there, what’s your bid?
If the bidding doesn’t go high enough, it’s going on EBay. If the ‘moose lady’ can do it so can I.
Hey Michele, on my ABCnews page, they have in a little box in the upper right.
Do you think ABC is doing is compare and contrast?
By the way, Obama is showing his 12 degree head tilt here; this is where he is most comfortable lying. When he gets to 20 degrees he’s in full partisan mode and everything he says is baloney. At 12 degrees, he shouldn’t be trusted.
“Hey, Blago, you understand what a windfall is, don’t ya?”
John Deaux: You beat me to it!
We will soon see how Moe (Blago), Larry (Joe B.) and Curly (BHO) can’t even make their watches run!
Reminds me of a line from “Amos and Andy” when planning one of their many schemes “Let’s Simonize our watches!”
Oops, we can’t have any malapropisms by anybody but stupid white folks (i.e., Archie Bunker)
When asked today about the the indictment of Rod Blagojevich, Obama made the following statement:
This has become a recurrent theme with Obama. I have lost count of the number of times he has said it. But the amazing thing is that the Media still believe him every time he says it. Here are a few examples:
On Rev. Wright: “I wasn’t aware of the AIDS conspiracy statement, which I think is completely out of line and off the wall,” Obama said. “I wasn’t aware of his statements, God damn America. Those statements were not ones that I knew about until the story broke a week and a half ago.”
On Rezko: “I was aware of what was in the newspapers, but I certainly was not aware of the serious charges that have subsequently been brought.”
Obama was “not aware” of Bill Ayers’ radical past. He was also “not aware” of his aunt’s immigration status.
It seems that if you hold your chin up high enough, you can claim to be unaware of what is happening right under your nose.
What? Me Worry? (For those of us old enough to remember).
Beavis and Butthead
I was for corruption before I was against it.
“This is not the Rod Blagovich I used to know.”
…thankew, thankew! Now, for our next number we’ll be doing “I Wasn’t There”…
There is an old joke about Jimmy Carter running for his second term and picking Andrew Young as his VP. They would have run as “An#s and Andy.”
Think it fits here as well?
“My first act in office will be to fire Fitzgerald.”
That isn’t the Blagojevich I knew! (probably was, actually…)
0bama looks like he is weathering a stink bomb…
Papa Louie (#117), you are so right. I believe they call it “plausible deniability.”
It’s always interesting that democrat presidents are “so smart, intelligent” but when asked about their buddies getting indicted, “I was not aware…”
I guess that means they’re smart enough to play dumb, or so dumb they pretend to be smart.
Let the investigation go forward, unhindered, and see where it leads. If The One is cleared, so be it. If not, throw the book at him.
“This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell.”
Bravo!
Look, its simple, I am half white and half black. Gov Blag is white. I detest and loathe my whiteness so therefore I do not associate with this man except on a very, very superficial level. May he burn in hell.
OK ladies and gents, our next item up for auction is the president-elect of the United States Of America! Young, strong, full of energy, a liberal and a black man! How would you like to have this guy in your back pocket! Soooooo, let’s start the bidding at 100 million dollars, yes, indeed I’ve got 100 million in three places, do I hear 500 million? Yes, thank you, now 1 billion, 100 billion, 500 billion, oh thank you Madam Clinton so much. . . .
Here’s an actual caption:
Hussain: “Show me the Change!”
Blagojavich: “Screw that, show me the money!”
Let’s see, Bill “Kiss it” Clinton, William “Cold hard cash” Jefferson, Rod “show me the money” Blagojavich, “Fund raisin’” Nagin, Dianne “funnel to the hubby” Feinstein, Kwame “above the law” Kilpatrick, Marion “Bit** set me up!” Barry, Robert “Grand Cyclops of the KKK” Byrd (oh wait, that last one’s a former job title, not a nickname).
The (Democratic) Culture of Corruption is giving 1930’s mobsters a run for their money in terms of monikers.
Defendants The One & Two ! Bwahahahaha
MSM: “Cream Of The Crop!”
ME: “Scum Also Rises!”
Gee…it didn’t take long for the new Pres-Elect to be all wrapped up in scandal now, did it? If Obama thinks the American people are stupid enough to believe that he had nothing to say to Blago about his vacant seat…er…wait.
Never mind.
He knows exactly how stupid the American people are.
Obama (under his breath): Psst hey Gov act casual and just keep on talking as I slip this cash along with a list of potential nominees into your back pocket. And remember…we have never met before.
While we are on the subject of corruptiont this whole subject really isnpires me to revisit the question of who authorized the release of the sealed divorce documents of Obama’s opponents in 2004………….. bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuum
Chicago-Style crap sandwich: Rectal orafice with a little pinch on the side!
Here comes the Bus Governor, let me help you dive under it…
“We were never alone…..right??”
I’m sorry, but I have a very difficult time in believing that Obama…once again…just like with Rev. Wright, Ayers, Rev. Pflager, and every other stinking criminal, racist, anti-American scumbag that Obama knows and/or was associated with…that Obama knew nothing about this creep, his statements, his plans or anything else.
How many times is Obama going to attempt to use Plausible Deniability towards everyone?
Why is it that everyone he knows has such questionable and criminal actions and morals, yet he is apparently as pure as the driven snow?
How stupid are the people in this country? How many more people that Obama knows and/or is friends with will come out in the press to have something happen to them to where they are exposed for the low-life dirtbag they really are?
And just how long will it take before the gold leaf finally wears off of Capt. Big Ears’ halo?
The Governor of Illionois supposedly kept Obama, the guy who he is charged with replacing as Senator, in the dark about everything?
Please. Electing that Socialist, racist, anti-American pice of filth was a big enough insult. Stop trying to insult me further.
“I pledge allegiance to the machine….”
Evidently there are a great many stupid people in our country who voted for Capt. Big Ears! And, guess what folks, you got what you wanted. You voted for high taxes, stand by. You wanted another Illinois politician in office, you got it! Now sit back and enjoy the attempted transition of a democratic republic into a socialist state. I don’t think it will happen but we all have to watch this 4 year movie regardless. Look, these clowns can’t even wait for the inauguration, corruption is breaking out already. These power-hungry idiots are not only eating the golden goose, they are building a time machine to go back and kill all of the goose’s relatives. I think that Capt Big Ears is in way way over his head and I wonder how long he can tread water. Pass the popcorn and a face towel to soak up the tears of laughter streaming down my face.
Perhaps why things moved along today. Get it in the public eye and make it that much harder for Urkel to fire him.
My caption ideas:
Head and shoulders above the sewage.
Dumb and dumber.
How much for that halo?
You can’t kid a kidder.
Conversation between Blago & Obummer:
Blago: How did you get all those people to vote for you?
Obummer: You just say the words ‘change,’ ‘hope,’ and presto!
Blago: Is that all? Does that mean I’m going to Washington with you?
Obummer: No. I’m leaving you far behind.
The Defiant Ones
You all know that this is just going to drive up the opening bid when Patterson auctions Hillary’s Senate seat.
Start the “Hillary’s seat is wider” jokes here:
Gee, Obama hasn’t even moved to the white house yet, and already his presidency has become a “soap opera”. Can’t wait to see what else comes out in a few days…next chapter. It’s going to be a long 4 years for the MSM as they scramble to cover all the “bases”.
Don’t say anything.
Just play something from Tammy Wynette
Unionize virgins?
I’m suprised no one as mentioned LOLcatting this.
“Distancing yourself from controversy… FAIL”
Blago’s T-Shirt: I’M WITH STUPID (w/ right pointy finger)
Bambi’s T-Shirt: I’M WITH STUPID (w/ left pointy finger)
Rod walks warily down the street,
With his hair coiffed way down low
Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet,
Supoenas ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the courthouse the warrants rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one’s under the bus
Another one’s under the bus
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one’s under the bus
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one’s under the bus
How do you think I’m going to get along,
Without you, when you’re gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And taxed me out of my home
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the courthouse the warrants rip
To the sound of the beat
Chorus
Another one’s under the bus
Another one’s under the bus
Another one’s under the bus
Another one’s under the bus
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can bug him
You can tap him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he’s down
But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you
I’m standing on my own two feet
Out of the courthouse the warrants rip
Repeating the sound of the beat
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