Caption contest: Blagobama!

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 9, 2008 01:32 PM

Take your shot. It’s hard to top Blago’s own words from the criminal complaint, but have fun trying!

“F*** him. For nothing? F*** him.”

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And the wires go out of their way to underscore that Barack Obama didn’t know what Blago was up to:

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  1. #1
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, Jeddite said:

    Blago’s hair is annoying. /wristflick

  2. #2
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm, BigAnge said:

    “Ebony and Ivory, we’re together in perfect harmony….”

  3. #3
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Not standing by may man. That’s not the Blago I knew.

  4. #4
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, rfjjulie said:

    opps. My

  5. #5
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, gridlock said:

    “This is not the Governor Blagojevich that I knew…”

  6. #6
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    What did Barack Hussein Obama know and when did he know it??

  7. #7
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, gridlock said:

    All this talk about selling Senate seats and stong-arming Editorial Boards is not helping Michelle Obama’s kids…

  8. #8
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, TexasEngineer said:

    (thought bubble over Obama) “…hmmm, no busses coming. OH LOOK!!! The El!!!”

  9. #9
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, BKennedy said:

    “The change we need!”

  10. #10
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, Lindsay said:

    This is my chin up, regal pose for Mt. Rushmore.

  11. #11
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    They’re just doing their thug thizzle. Don’t hate.

  12. #12
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, letget said:

    bho has his nose in the air, “blango did you shower this morning”?
    L

  13. #13
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, Misscheryl said:

    BigAnge said:
    “Ebony and Ivory, we’re together in perfect harmony….”

    This gets my vote!

  14. #14
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    Eff me? Eff ME???

    Eff you!

  15. #15
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, gridlock said:

    Raymond Shaw Barack Obama is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life…

  16. #16
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    “From the Office of the President-Elect, we give you the Office of the Recently-Indicted.”

  17. #17
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, cheapseat said:

    senateseatgate; or how to sell favors and win friends the chicago way. all the governors men and women! f the world, i want to get off and go to prison. mr obama can once again give a speech, and cleverly give blago the finger as he did hillary and juan mccain. tony rezco, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, william ayers, rev wright, and mayor daly. what a supporting cast.

  18. #18
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    Psssstttt…..’who does your hair?’

  19. #19
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, LibertarianRepublican said:

    Does Obamas face make it look like Blago smells?

  20. #20
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, William Amos said:

    “takes the ONE to know one”

  21. #21
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    Smoker and the Bandit

  22. #22
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “I’m just standing in for William Ayers.”

  23. #23
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “FU Yes We Can!”

  24. #24
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, ClearlyNow said:

    See no evil, hear no evil…

  25. #25
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, Sergeant Tim said:

    Obama thinking to himself, “Note to Eric Holder: Someday this clown is going to need pardoned; don’t try it, bro.”

  26. #26
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, rightisright said:

    That pic of those two says a lot to me…what’s that old saying…oh yeah…something like…”birds of a feather something, something.”

  27. #27
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, flmom said:

    So this is what Rev. Wright meant by chickens coming home to roost.

  28. #28
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    Eff me? Eff ME???

    Eff you, you sawed-off little jackhole!!!

    +1 (with the small addition, of course)… you snooze, you lose. :)

  29. #29
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, PhredE said:

    Obama: “Damn, I was I had that much hair…”

    Blago: “Damn, he chumped me!”

  30. #30
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, BKennedy said:

    Star Wars nerdquote:

    “Blago and Jango Fett, together again”

  31. #31
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Your new State and Federal Team

    Our Hope a Reborn AmeriKa

  32. #32
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    Smoker and the Bandit

    AWESOME!!!!

  33. #33
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!
    “Raindrops keep falling on my head…”

  34. #34
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, jsr said:

    “F*** him. For nothing? F*** him.”

    Us Democrats are just one big happy family. We value diversity, tolerance, harmony, children, whales and good bribes, er… good vibes. We really, really love each other and the whole world. Really.

  35. #35
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    B&B…Bribery and Bull$#!*. The Chicago way!

  36. #36
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, max said:

    I Get My Money for Nothin’

    Now look at them yo-yos– that’s the way you do it.
    You pay the tab for the senate, pay the tab to me…

    That ain’t workin that’s the way I do it
    I get my money for nothin’ – hey, that seat ain’t free!

    For me to install Barry’s own cronie,
    I wanna cabinet deliveree– ee-eee
    F-that cold cash in the ‘frigerator
    I wanna brand new colour tv!

    Additional verse (doesn’t even need changing! ):

    See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy thats his own hair
    That little faggot got his own jet airplane
    That little faggot he’s a millionaire

  37. #37
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Ha! This is fun!

    “Where’s that sunshine over your head now, mofo!”

  38. #38
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    …the complaint makes no allegations about the President-elect whatsoever.

    YET.

  39. #39
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:55 pm, Capn Ramius said:

    …is another thing the cons will do for cigarettes. Oh! And don’t bend over for the soap!

  40. #40
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:55 pm, Capn Ramius said:

    Hm. Have him washed and brought to my tent!

  41. #41
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm, Capn Ramius said:

    And I thought Edwards had nice hair!

  42. #42
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:58 pm, et said:

    Drudge has it as “Crook County.”

  43. #43
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:58 pm, Netfest said:

    Change we can believe in.

  44. #44
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Say Rod, do you like turkish prison movies?”

  45. #45
    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, sunshinerbray said:

    I did not have corrupt relations with that man!

    Is it wrong that I’m enjoying this so much?

  46. #46
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm, hatfield said:

    your ass on your own, cracker.

  47. #47
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today
    I want to be a part of it – new york, new york

    Start spreading the wealth, I’m coming your way
    You’re gonna be a part of it – Chicago Illinois

  48. #48
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, Misscheryl said:

    That guy looks like porky pig with hair….just sayin’

  49. #49
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, iamsaved said:

    The wheels on the bus go round and round…

  50. #50
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, hatfield said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:55 pm, Capn Ramius said:
    Hm. Have him washed and brought to my tent!

    The winner. lol

  51. #51
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:

    Obama: Like I told you son….100 times now!
    Rod:
    I will not sell your Senate seat without permission..
    I will not sell your Senate seat without permission..
    I will not sell your Senate seat without permission..
    I will not sell your Senate seat without permission……….

  52. #52
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    I have never met Governor Blagojevich. He is not a friend, a co-worker, or even an acquaintance. If you think I have, then, in the words of the governor’s wife, f*** you.

    P.S. – that picture was photoshopped by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. So f*** them all.

  53. #53
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, letget said:
    bho has his nose in the air, “blango did you shower this morning”?

    Obama’s nose is always in the air…haven’t you noticed? That is his pose.

  54. #54
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Hubris: Having the audacity to shakedown the President-elect for bribes when you know you’re being watched…

  55. #55
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    “Yes We F’ing Can!”

  56. #56
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, BayStateRepublican said:
    Smoker and the Bandit

    This gets my vote!

  57. #57
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm, Lindsay said:

    The Harvard grad on my left,in his presidential pose,has been bought and paid for by Chicago politics as usual.

  58. #58
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Mario & Luigi

  59. #59
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm, max said:

    “Get me outa this or I will sing like a freakin canary I sheet you not you freakin mofo…”

  60. #60
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    “ET TU BRUTE”

  61. #61
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, Sergeant Tim said:

    Hillary has a $7 million campaign debt. I wonder if David Paterson and her have spoken with each other lately…

  62. #62
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    “This IS the Chicago politics I always knew”

    “I PREZ now, Biatch!!”

  63. #63
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    “Community colleges play an important role in helping people transition between careers by providing the retooling they need to take on a new career.”

    Or..

    “Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition.”

  64. #64
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:14 pm, JConrad999 said:

    Politics Change as usual.

  65. #65
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm, Jarhead68 said:

    Along the same lines as Ebony & Ivory, how about this:

    Arrogance and Ignorance…

  66. #66
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm, Mr Michael said:

    Remember what you told me little man? You said “You can leave Chicago but you can never really get away!” Remember that? I think now you see that when it comes to cutting my ties and obligations to Chicago…

    Yes… I… CAN!”

  67. #67
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm, b-cat said:

    Clean and articulate.

  68. #68
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Obama:

    “Turn your head and cough.”

  69. #69
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Puss & Boots

    Frink and Frack

  70. #70
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, MrVIBEMAN said:
  71. #71
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, Devil's Advocate said:

    Obama: “Someone get this guy a Breathalyzer…or an Inhalator.”

  72. #72
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, tre said:

    All you F’ing F’ers F’ing listen F’ing up! You F’ing F’ers better F’ing realize I’m the F’ing Governor of this F’ing state! I can F’ing do whatever the F I F’ing want! So just F’ing drop these F’ing charges right F’ing now so I F’ing can F’ing back to F’ing business F’ing selling that F’ing Mother F’er Barack F’ing Obama’s F’ing Mother F’ing Senate F’ing seat!

  73. #73
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, One_American said:

    Ever notice how Obama and Biden frequently have the same pose – arms crossed and looking sternly down their nose at people?

    Both are starting to look more like Il Duce (Benito Mussolini) every day…

  74. #74
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:26 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Hussein is thinking: I’m going to my happy place. I’m going to my happy place…

  75. #75
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, Paul Revere said:

    “I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout birthin’ no corruption!”

  76. #76
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm, rbb said:

    Can I get a refund for the remaining 2 years on my senate seat?

  77. #77
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, TypicalWhite said:

    Bubble over Obama’s head: “Let’s see, that 3% commission on the sale of my seat comes out to ….”

    Hey, someone who is good with photoshop – I really want to see Obama with Blago’s hair!

  78. #78
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm, sonofdy said:

    Obama again knows nothing about anything going on arround him.

    Isn’t this like the 10th time he has said this? The guy is clueless…

  79. #79
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “If Illinois isn’t the most corrupt state in the United States, it sure is one hell of the competitors,” said the head of the FBI’s Chicago office, Robert Grant.

    I don’t think I could have said this any better…

  80. #80
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm, shooter said:

    “You’re done Blago, so STFU.
    Anyway, I am THE ONE and I am UNTOUCHABLE!”

    (just ask the MSM or the AP or Sarah or Joe)

  81. #81
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm, John Deaux said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, One_American said:
    Both are starting to look more like Il Duce (Benito Mussolini) every day…

    At least he made the trains run on time. Let’s if there’s one thing Obama can accomplish that will still be talked about 60+ years later.

  82. #82
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:45 pm, kbiel said:

    Next item at auction, a matched set of empty suits. This item is being sold by Richard M. Daley. Opening bid is $50,000 and a lot in Hyde Park.

  83. #83
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm, sonofdy said:

    The hair and the ears…

  84. #84
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm, shooter said:

    2008 at 2:05 pm, Papa Louie said:
    Hubris: Having the audacity to shakedown the President-elect for bribes when you know you’re being watched…

    HUH???
    B Hussein has been doin’ it up ‘pay to play’ style in Chicago for 20 years. Not only did he know about it, he was IN on it. The only question is WHEN will we find out?
    Now, or 20 more years from now.

  85. #85
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm, sonofdy said:

    one thing Obama can accomplish that will still be talked about 60+ years later.

    His impeachment?

  86. #86
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:47 pm, fmfnavydoc said:

    Hey, Blago…do you know what they do to guys in the joint…THIS IS WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS IN THE JOINT!

  87. #87
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm, FruNobulux said:

    Blag: Damn, am I hot!
    O’Boingo: If I tilt my little melon just right, maybe my bald spot won’t show.

  88. #88
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm, sonofdy said:

    THIS IS WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS IN THE JOINT!

    Gay day is tomorrow, thats TOMORROW… ;-)

  89. #89
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:50 pm, madchef said:

    “Just keep your mouth shut Blago, and i’ll send you 10-15 years worth of soap-on-a-rope”

  90. #90
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:51 pm, LuxEternam said:

    What I want to know is who is Candidate #5….he/she was willing to pay for the position, which is just as illegal as soliciting the bribe.

    MM will be on it, I am sure

  91. #91
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, LuxEternam said:

    “Next, Obama amazes audience, by drinking a glass of water, while his ventriliquists dummy, “Little Blago” continues to talk.”

  92. #92
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    I, uh, uh, uh. This is unacceptable. Let me be clear. This is not the Blagojevich I knew. I, uh, uh, uh … I condemn this in the strongest possible terms. The Governor has offended me personally. I can no longer support him. Uh. I … uh.

  93. #93
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, TexasEngineer said:

    One_American said:

    Both are starting to look more like Il Duce (Benito Mussolini) every day

    I started pointing that out about Barry back in August. I’m glad someone else sees it.

  94. #94
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    I said it in the other thread.

    “Change you can buy into.”

    But my question right now is this. If Blago told Obama that the senate seat would cost him, and Obama did NOT immediately go to the FBI, then isn’t that a crime?

  95. #95
    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Vinny Forlano: He won’t talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That’s the way I see it.
    Vincent Borelli: I agree. He’s solid. A f’in’ Marine.
    Americo Capelli: He’s okay. He always was. Remo, what do you think?
    Remo Gaggi: Look… why take a chance? At least, that’s the way I feel about it.

  96. #96
    On December 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Yes, but Hell is a dry heat.

  97. #97
    On December 9th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, cheapseat said:

    “hi, i’m your new cell mate governor blago.”
    “i’m bubba, you gonna f***, fight or wash clothes?”
    “well bubba, i just want to do my time and get back to f****** the taxpayers.”

  98. #98
    On December 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    Chicago Democratic Politics.

    “Some things never change.”

  99. #99
    On December 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm, RedDog said:

    On December 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, TexasEngineer said:
    One_American said:

    Both are starting to look more like Il Duce (Benito Mussolini) every day
    I started pointing that out about Barry back in August. I’m glad someone else sees it.

    Il Duce is the expression my family has always used for going #2. Appropriate on all counts.

  100. #100
    On December 9th, 2008 at 3:16 pm, FireBlogger said:

    “That’s not the Blago I knew”

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