Family: This is not the Patty Blagojevich we know!

Patty F’ing Blagojevich’s family comes to her defense, and the MSM helps try to rehabilitate the Illinois First Lady’s unladylike image:
The family of Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s wife said her profanity-laced comments recorded by federal prosecutors don’t reflect who Patti Blagojevich really is.
“That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 in an exclusive interview Wednesday. “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”
Er, *%^&! yeah.
Prosecutors say the governor plotted to sell President-elect Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat and he was arrested Tuesday. In the criminal complaint, his wife emerges in recorded phone conversations as scheming to punish those who got in her way.
According to the complaint, it was Patti Blagojevich’s voice in the background spewing a suggestion to “just fire” some newspaper editors if the Tribune Co. hoped for state assistance to sell Wrigley Field, the storied home of the Chicago Cubs.
“Hold up that (expletive) Cubs (expletive),” she says as her husband is talking on the telephone. “(Expletive) them.”
Patti Blagojevich’s family acknowledged the salty language contained on the recordings but said those words were uttered at a stressful time as both she and her husband were under federal scrutiny.
“I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in,” said Deborah Mell, who will be sworn in as a state representative next month.
Patti Blagojevich, 43, has not been charged with wrongdoing, and she has not spoken publicly since her husband’s arrest.
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Let’s hope she washes her mouth out before she does.
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If she’s smart, she’ll continue her silence.
…by day and by night she’s a #*&^%!@$ shakedown artist.
pfft
None of this means that she doesn’t have a foul mouth and temper. These are just biological/legal facts that don’t speak at all to her temperament.
A rabid wolf can be a mother, sister, and devoted mate who is protective or her family as well.
Sounds like the media is great at providing excuses for them. How compassionate. Nevermind all the people they mowed down and wanted to mow down along their corrupt scheme. They’re real people dontchaknow! Big hugs all around. Where’s Chapo?
There, I fixed it.
Of course, it’s hard to mention the Chicago Cubs and not use profanity.
Omigod! A liberal democrat who’s trying to cover something up?
I never thought…
You want a hug?
Uhhh…sorry…I’ve…uhhh…gotta go wash my hair.
Poor, poor Patty Blagojevich. I’m starting to f*#!@ tear up.
Family will always protect their family members, that is human nature…but it doesnt mean they aren’t experiencing some major denial.
(I just read that Obama camp requested to move into the Blair House aka: Presidential Guest House two weeks early – Jan 2nd instead of the 15th…. …request was “politely declined”)
Illinois Dems are just tacky.
Who would win a prettiest hair contest between her and her husband?
People, please understand….do you know just how stressful bribery can be? The whole quid pro quo thing can grind up the toughest, most foul-mouthed woman who’s only trying to protect her family. Does this help her children???
She’s in a @#%$&! pressure cooker, you heartless @##%$&!s!!
TXGator –
ROFLMAO
I hope that the FBI is looking into Patti’s real estate deals as well. She’s certainly demonstrated that she’s not above using improper influence to close deals.
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Dumb question: If you know you’re under federal scrutiny, why would you continue doing illegal things?
Yet another example of liberals being totally clueless about the true character of someone very close to them. Do we really want people so clueless running the goverment?
“Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”
So what? When will liberals learn that someone can be all of these things and still be an appalling or dangerous person? Hitler was reportedly a devoted companion and husband to Eva Braun. And we know Saddam Hussien was very “protective” of his sons . . .
Who among us wouldn’t sell out one of the highest positions of our government for green pieces of paper? Who are we to judge?
She needs that money to protect her family. Between birth control pills (or condoms), HPV immunizations, abortions, therapy, and all the other things liberals need, protecting one’s family can get expensive.
By the way, I’d like to protect my family, too, so leave the 2nd amendment alone, Baracky!
Yeah, just like Tony Soprano.
I’m so tired of my intelligence being insulted by these people who think they can get before a microphone and deny what my eyes and ears have shown all too clearly.
kwyoung,
If the media and courts are on your side, it doesn’t matter if they have you on video committing the crime, you’ll skate. Just make sure you can get the dumbest jurors possible. Only need one idiot to see it your way.
Why do you think OJ got his trial moved to downtown Los Angeles?
But Sarah Palin is a bad Governor because she did something about a cop on the force, who tazed an 11 year old, her nephew…but The Governor of Illinois and his family they are like The @^%$#$ Brady Bunch? That must be the one of the lost episodes.
I f&^%ing believe her family.
Your hair dresser is off again today? Dern – and you voted FOR Prop. 8!!!
Excuse me, then just who was it that was swearing like a foul mouthed sailor, no offense to all you brave American Hero sailors.
So, where does being a mother, sister and wife exclude her from having a trash mouth? Point is, she said it, now if she needs to go to anger management classes so be…Go, but please clean up your mouth.
Yeah, but how does this help Michelle Obama’s kids?
Who gives a *&%*&$^ about her stupid *(*&$%& cursing? What about the (*&%&#(! corruption?
Patty Blagojevich: Well… well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Cheddar,
Are you ‘jumping to conclusions’?
From the Illinois First Lady site:
A message from Illinois First Lady Patricia Blagojevich
“Please F’ing join with me in working to F’ing educate and improve the F’ing lives of parents and children in F’ing Illinois. After all, our F’ing children are our F’ing future and the F’ing future is in our F’ing hands.”
Touching.
so am I. But I still swear like a truck driver.
Lawyers in the Blagojevich case said information provided by Rezko and others who testified at Rezko’s trial could form the backbone of several additional charges against the governor. Blagojevich’s wife, Patricia, had worked on real estate deals with Rezko.
On December 11th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, Laree said:
Here’s a *&@%$& story
Of a (*&%&$ lovely lady
Who was working on three very (*&*&$% good bribes
All of them were good as (*&(*& gold, just like the (*&&#$*& mother.
the sweetest worth some pearls.
Here’s the story of a *&*&@#$ named Blago
Who was working on five bribes of his own.
There were five senate candidates all together
yet none would pay at all
Till this one day when Fitz Patrick tapped their phones,
Yeah he knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a cabal,
That’s the way they all became the Blago bunch.
The Blago bunch, the Blago bunch.
That’s the way they jailed the (*&(W*$& Blago bunch
Best I could do off the top of my head. Got a lot of work I’m doing
BFD – so were these monsters.
Excellent, The Blagojevichs, An all American Family After all…Well If you live in Chicago and shakedown folks together.
I already knew that I was a Conservative, but ( OT ) I just took the “World’s Smallest
Political Quiz” and proved what I already knew.
http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html
Oh dear. Swearing is so…de’classe’.
I’ll bet she wears an ankle bracelet with pantyhose.
Sorry; couldn’t figure out how to accent properly on this keyboard…
My husband was raised in Chicago. He thinks this is par for the course.
Ilsa Koch is my personal favorite.
Yall got it all wrong, she was just telling Hot Rod what she really needed.
How many tattoos do you think she has?
Love means never having to F’ing say you’re sorry.
I’m oddly reminded of that Meredith Brooks song:
“I’m a b*@ch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed”
I’ll bet one says MISTRESS PATTY.
Actually it says “That’s F’ing Mistress Patty to you.”
It’s probably one big tramp stamp across the lower back, that reads ‘hellraiser’.
Then whose sister is she? She’s not mine! Aloha Guy, is she yours? Soapbox – Maybe she’s yours! Feebiebabe? You want to ‘fess up? Michelle? Barack? Come on now, whose sister is she?
Don’t ya just know Michelle has the same potty mouth?
You know, I can see that! LOL!!
Is this the evil twin of Patty with the mouth and not Patty?
L
AG, ROTFLMAO. Good one!
This can’t be good for
michelle’serr,uum,patti’s, heck… anyones kids.
Peas in a pod, those Chicago Pol wives.
It takes some kind of genius to be “under pressure” because she’s AWARE of federal scrutiny, and then continue to conspire to commit crimes anyway.
I bet this little lady has had cigarettes put out on her back.
And she liked it.
Is the name of this scandel #^*#@! GATE?
There’s a sitcom here just screaming for development.
Corrupt but bungling Governor and his scheming trashy wife chased by a Maxwell Smart-like prosecutor. Their scams always get foiled, but the cops never quite get enough to nail them. It would be hilarious!
There…
On FOX! Fitzgerald just announced he’s convening a grand jury to indict Obama!
.
.
.
.
(Well okay, not yet, but didn’t that make you feel a WHOLE lot better just for a brief moment? It did me just to type it! )
When will she check into rehabilitation and meet with leaders of A) the black community, B) the Jewish community, C) the Catholic community, D) the gay community, E) the muslim community…
(Don’t people who are caught like this always meet with someone instead of facing the truth?)
I wonder if she’s the same Patty Mell I knew that went off to the convent?
So is it for real that Deborah Mell is going to be SWORN in as a state represenative? I’m curious as to what sort of a f’ing oath she f’ing planning to SWEAR. You can’t make this stuff up.
Maybe it will be a Swearing At ceremony?
Wow, and the circle remains unbroken. How long before Debbie gets caught with her hand in a cookie jar?
No, we don’t want them, but we seem to be stuck with them.
Ya, like making $750,0000 in real estate sales commissions.
I suggest Fels Naptha.
Now that was funny.
…
HAHAHAHAHAAHA! I haven’t laughed that hard at comments in a loooooooong time! You guys are seriously crazy! These are classic! I’m in my office laughing my head off and I know they’re wondering why!
[dabbing at my eyes with tissue]
Whew! that was just awesome.
That sounds like what the neighbors always say when they get interviewed when a serial killer was caught that lived across the street. “oh, he/she was so quiet and nice” lmao
F’ing A!
One other thing on a very serious note: Contrast the language here (albeit said in private, sort of) with the language of Dong Yun Yoon after his nearly unspeakable loss.
You tell me that words don’t indicate character!
It’s called Ghetto Mouth. All people from Chicago have the disease. Especially politicians. Ever notice Emmanuel’s temper too?
Imagine Michelle Obammy’s mouth when she heard this bi@tch was calling her husband a mot#er f*c*er!The Horror!
Scandals are here. Yippee. Definitely a change. Lots more dirt and corruption coming from Chicago into Washington real soon to a theatre near you.
Pass the popcorn. I have a feeling this will get real good. I hope Ram Emmanuel spins down the toilet..
So she was under stress at the time of recording because she knew they were under federal scrutiny? And she was still trying to shakedown the Tribune?
So does her sister think she has brass balls or is just a complete idiot???
I’m thinking when Rod Blagojevich goes to prison it ain’t his hair Bubba is gonna be looking at. He may want to invest in a chastity belt.
This woman is anything, but a lady. Nothing like having a mouth that could make an old retired Senior NCO blush. I wonder if she will be using the same colorful language when she gives her Fitzmas deposition.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!
As Deborah turned away from the tape recorder she says “$#%@#$%@#%#@@#^@#%^#@%^@#%#$@%#@$%#@^#@%^@#%^#%@^#$@%#!@$^#@%^@ F’in @#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$^$ #@$%#@$%$@#%$@#%@#$%#@$#@$^#@$^@#^%@#^%@#
Better back of my #@$@#$%@$#%@#$^@#%^$%^@#%^$%@$#@#$^@#%^ sister.”
Twins, I hope???? Yum
Would have loved to see a cat fight between these two when they were young…
Dexter, that was a $#%^&* classic reply. I needed a good *&^#$%^&* laugh after the #$%^&* day I have had!
Heck, I ain’t even from Chicago and that felt good.
Tennessee Dave, He had better hope it is not a ^%$#@^&%$ chastity belt, ’cause if it is, it is defective and he is in for big trouble!
Just thought of something. Look at Hair-Rod and try to imagine if he could possibly be the ba$tard love-child of a Prop 8 relationship involving Stephen King and George Stephanopoulos! Seems obvious to me.
Effin-A, she’s a saint, a real saint.., just like her friend ‘chelle.
Time to cue up Chris Crocker. This would make a perfect spoof.
“Leave Patty alone…” complete with obscenities.
This is just so F#$%ing funny!
No Lincoln bedroom stays for Rod and Patty.
Chep:
I live Chicago and have been accused of being “Sarah Palinish” because I rarely curse.
Of course I take it as a compliment.
*smirk*
Rod Blagojevich: And I said, I don’t care if they impeach me either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m not quitting, I’m not going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from Candidate No. 5 to Candidate No. 1, but I kept Candidate No. 5 because he didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the bribes for Candidate No. 5 and it’s not okay because if they take my bribes then I’ll set the building on fire…
Does she kiss her kids with that mouth? How far away were they when she was loosing her tirade? Do the kids hear that coming from her?
Kids should never hear that kind of talk from their parents.
So do those things mean she doesnt know how to cuss like a Navy chief?
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I’ll bet she bakes a terrific apple pie too
travlinman said
So–he’s a ‘jelly baby’?!
I think Patti Blago fits right in with the other “lady?”–”female?” democratic political hacks. See Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Michelle Obama, etc. Lots of anger, short on smarts, long on revenge, no class, corrupt. They look and act a lot like their husbands–those that actually have one.
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The *&$##!* hits just keep coming! Our country is toast.
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John Bibb
Don’t tell me the whole f&*^%$#@ family feeds at the public trough.
That’sa right %&@# it! When someone is under %#$*@(# scrutiny, you don’t $&%*# watch your #*$$) language. You completely lose your &%($) cool and totally come un-*%&#*$( glued.
Doesn’t anyone $^%&#&$ know that? @&#$!!!!