Family: This is not the Patty Blagojevich we know!

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 11, 2008 03:38 PM

Patty F’ing Blagojevich’s family comes to her defense, and the MSM helps try to rehabilitate the Illinois First Lady’s unladylike image:

The family of Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s wife said her profanity-laced comments recorded by federal prosecutors don’t reflect who Patti Blagojevich really is.

“That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 in an exclusive interview Wednesday. “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

Er, *%^&! yeah.

Prosecutors say the governor plotted to sell President-elect Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat and he was arrested Tuesday. In the criminal complaint, his wife emerges in recorded phone conversations as scheming to punish those who got in her way.

According to the complaint, it was Patti Blagojevich’s voice in the background spewing a suggestion to “just fire” some newspaper editors if the Tribune Co. hoped for state assistance to sell Wrigley Field, the storied home of the Chicago Cubs.

“Hold up that (expletive) Cubs (expletive),” she says as her husband is talking on the telephone. “(Expletive) them.”

Patti Blagojevich’s family acknowledged the salty language contained on the recordings but said those words were uttered at a stressful time as both she and her husband were under federal scrutiny.

“I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in,” said Deborah Mell, who will be sworn in as a state representative next month.

Patti Blagojevich, 43, has not been charged with wrongdoing, and she has not spoken publicly since her husband’s arrest.

(link)

Let’s hope she washes her mouth out before she does.

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  1. #569421
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm, aunursa said:

    Patti Blagojevich, 43, has not been charged with wrongdoing, and she has not spoken publicly since her husband’s arrest.

    If she’s smart, she’ll continue her silence.

  2. #569424
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    …by day and by night she’s a #*&^%!@$ shakedown artist.

  3. #569427
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm, Misscheryl said:

    “That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 in an exclusive interview Wednesday. “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    pfft

  4. #569429
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm, Salt said:

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    None of this means that she doesn’t have a foul mouth and temper. These are just biological/legal facts that don’t speak at all to her temperament.

    A rabid wolf can be a mother, sister, and devoted mate who is protective or her family as well.

  5. #569430
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm, chep said:

    those words were uttered at a stressful time as both she and her husband were under federal scrutiny

    Sounds like the media is great at providing excuses for them. How compassionate. Nevermind all the people they mowed down and wanted to mow down along their corrupt scheme. They’re real people dontchaknow! Big hugs all around. Where’s Chapo?

  6. #569434
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, tre said:

    “Patti is a @#$%^& mother, a @#$%^& sister and a @#$%^& devoted @#$%^& wife. She is @#$%^& particularly @#$%^& protective of her @#$%^& family.”

    There, I fixed it.

  7. #569435
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, Southpaw said:

    Of course, it’s hard to mention the Chicago Cubs and not use profanity.

  8. #569438
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, sillygatboy said:

    Omigod! A liberal democrat who’s trying to cover something up?

    I never thought…

  9. #569440
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm, chapoutier said:

    Big hugs all around. Where’s Chapo?

    You want a hug?

    Uhhh…sorry…I’ve…uhhh…gotta go wash my hair.

  10. #569441
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, scituate_tgr said:

    Poor, poor Patty Blagojevich. I’m starting to f*#!@ tear up.

  11. #569442
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Family will always protect their family members, that is human nature…but it doesnt mean they aren’t experiencing some major denial.

    (I just read that Obama camp requested to move into the Blair House aka: Presidential Guest House two weeks early – Jan 2nd instead of the 15th…. …request was “politely declined”)

    Illinois Dems are just tacky.

  12. #569444
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, thirteen28 said:

    Who would win a prettiest hair contest between her and her husband?

  13. #569445
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, TXGator said:

    People, please understand….do you know just how stressful bribery can be? The whole quid pro quo thing can grind up the toughest, most foul-mouthed woman who’s only trying to protect her family. Does this help her children???
    She’s in a @#%$&! pressure cooker, you heartless @##%$&!s!!

  14. #569447
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm, feebiebabe said:

    TXGator –

    ROFLMAO :lol:

  15. #569449
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm, Salt said:

    I hope that the FBI is looking into Patti’s real estate deals as well. She’s certainly demonstrated that she’s not above using improper influence to close deals.

    link

    But in Illinois, those allegations mark the latest chapter in what may be considered a quintessential Chicago story. Patti Blagojevich is both a businesswoman whose lucrative real estate deals have raised questions about whether her position as first lady helped her make a lot of money and a key player in a family drama between two powerful politicians – her husband and her father, Richard Mell.

  16. #569451
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:04 pm, kwyoung said:

    Patti Blagojevich’s family acknowledged the salty language contained on the recordings but said those words were uttered at a stressful time as both she and her husband were under federal scrutiny.

    Dumb question: If you know you’re under federal scrutiny, why would you continue doing illegal things?

  17. #569453
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:06 pm, The Master said:

    Yet another example of liberals being totally clueless about the true character of someone very close to them. Do we really want people so clueless running the goverment?

  18. #569456
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, The Master said:

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    So what? When will liberals learn that someone can be all of these things and still be an appalling or dangerous person? Hitler was reportedly a devoted companion and husband to Eva Braun. And we know Saddam Hussien was very “protective” of his sons . . .

  19. #569458
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, TXGator said:

    Who among us wouldn’t sell out one of the highest positions of our government for green pieces of paper? Who are we to judge?
    She needs that money to protect her family. Between birth control pills (or condoms), HPV immunizations, abortions, therapy, and all the other things liberals need, protecting one’s family can get expensive.
    By the way, I’d like to protect my family, too, so leave the 2nd amendment alone, Baracky!

  20. #569460
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, madshark said:

    She is particularly protective of her family.

    Yeah, just like Tony Soprano.

  21. #569461
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:14 pm, flmom said:

    I’m so tired of my intelligence being insulted by these people who think they can get before a microphone and deny what my eyes and ears have shown all too clearly.

  22. #569462
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:14 pm, TXGator said:

    kwyoung,
    If the media and courts are on your side, it doesn’t matter if they have you on video committing the crime, you’ll skate. Just make sure you can get the dumbest jurors possible. Only need one idiot to see it your way.
    Why do you think OJ got his trial moved to downtown Los Angeles?

  23. #569463
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, Laree said:

    But Sarah Palin is a bad Governor because she did something about a cop on the force, who tazed an 11 year old, her nephew…but The Governor of Illinois and his family they are like The @^%$#$ Brady Bunch? That must be the one of the lost episodes.

  24. #569464
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, JD in D.C. said:

    I f&^%ing believe her family.

  25. #569465
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm, chapoutier said:
    Big hugs all around. Where’s Chapo?
    You want a hug?

    Uhhh…sorry…I’ve…uhhh…gotta go wash my hair.

    Your hair dresser is off again today? Dern – and you voted FOR Prop. 8!!!

  26. #569466
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, rightisright said:

    The family of Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s wife said her profanity-laced comments recorded by federal prosecutors don’t reflect who Patti Blagojevich really is.

    Excuse me, then just who was it that was swearing like a foul mouthed sailor, no offense to all you brave American Hero sailors.

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    So, where does being a mother, sister and wife exclude her from having a trash mouth? Point is, she said it, now if she needs to go to anger management classes so be…Go, but please clean up your mouth.

  27. #569467
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, WisCon said:

    Yeah, but how does this help Michelle Obama’s kids?

  28. #569468
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:20 pm, FilmLadd said:

    “I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in,” said Deborah Mell, who will be sworn in as a state representative next month.

    Who gives a *&%*&$^ about her stupid *(*&$%& cursing? What about the (*&%&#(! corruption?

  29. #569469
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:21 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Patty Blagojevich: Well… well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  30. #569472
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:23 pm, TXGator said:

    Cheddar,
    Are you ‘jumping to conclusions’?

  31. #569474
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    From the Illinois First Lady site:

    A message from Illinois First Lady Patricia Blagojevich

    “Please F’ing join with me in working to F’ing educate and improve the F’ing lives of parents and children in F’ing Illinois. After all, our F’ing children are our F’ing future and the F’ing future is in our F’ing hands.”

    Touching.

  32. #569475
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:27 pm, greysheepdog said:

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    so am I. But I still swear like a truck driver.

  33. #569477
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:28 pm, Laree said:

    Lawyers in the Blagojevich case said information provided by Rezko and others who testified at Rezko’s trial could form the backbone of several additional charges against the governor. Blagojevich’s wife, Patricia, had worked on real estate deals with Rezko.

    Yeah that Patti she’s a peach :)

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/10/AR2008121003232_2.html?wprss=rss_politics&sid=ST2008121100142&s_pos=

  34. #569479
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm, FilmLadd said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, Laree said:

    The @^%$#$ Brady Bunch? That must be the one of the lost episodes.

    Here’s a *&@%$& story
    Of a (*&%&$ lovely lady
    Who was working on three very (*&*&$% good bribes
    All of them were good as (*&(*& gold, just like the (*&&#$*& mother.
    the sweetest worth some pearls.

    Here’s the story of a *&*&@#$ named Blago
    Who was working on five bribes of his own.
    There were five senate candidates all together
    yet none would pay at all

    Till this one day when Fitz Patrick tapped their phones,
    Yeah he knew that it was much more than a hunch,
    That this group must somehow form a cabal,
    That’s the way they all became the Blago bunch.

    The Blago bunch, the Blago bunch.
    That’s the way they jailed the (*&(W*$& Blago bunch

  35. #569481
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:32 pm, FilmLadd said:

    Best I could do off the top of my head. Got a lot of work I’m doing

  36. #569484
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    BFD – so were these monsters.

  37. #569488
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:36 pm, Laree said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm, FilmLadd said:

    Excellent, The Blagojevichs, An all American Family After all…Well If you live in Chicago and shakedown folks together.

  38. #569490
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:38 pm, TXRose said:

    I already knew that I was a Conservative, but ( OT ) I just took the “World’s Smallest
    Political Quiz” and proved what I already knew.

    http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html

  39. #569491
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Oh dear. Swearing is so…de’classe’.

    I’ll bet she wears an ankle bracelet with pantyhose.

  40. #569492
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Sorry; couldn’t figure out how to accent properly on this keyboard…

  41. #569494
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:40 pm, TXRose said:

    My husband was raised in Chicago. He thinks this is par for the course.

  42. #569496
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:41 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”
    BFD – so were these monsters.

    Ilsa Koch is my personal favorite.

  43. #569497
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm, 1sttofight said:

    Yall got it all wrong, she was just telling Hot Rod what she really needed.

  44. #569498
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    How many tattoos do you think she has?

  45. #569502
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Love means never having to F’ing say you’re sorry.

  46. #569504
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:48 pm, InCali said:

    “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. “

    I’m oddly reminded of that Meredith Brooks song:

    “I’m a b*@ch, I’m a lover
    I’m a child, I’m a mother
    I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
    I do not feel ashamed”

  47. #569508
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:49 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    How many tattoos do you think she has?

    I’ll bet one says MISTRESS PATTY.

  48. #569510
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I’ll bet one says MISTRESS PATTY.

    Actually it says “That’s F’ing Mistress Patty to you.”

  49. #569511
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, wighttrasch said:

    It’s probably one big tramp stamp across the lower back, that reads ‘hellraiser’.

  50. #569514
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:57 pm, WrshpMzshn said:

    “That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told ….

    Then whose sister is she? She’s not mine! Aloha Guy, is she yours? Soapbox – Maybe she’s yours! Feebiebabe? You want to ‘fess up? Michelle? Barack? Come on now, whose sister is she?

  51. #569516
    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:58 pm, Paul Revere said:

    Don’t ya just know Michelle has the same potty mouth?

  52. #569517
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, wighttrasch said:
    It’s probably one big tramp stamp across the lower back, that reads ‘hellraiser’.

    You know, I can see that! LOL!!

  53. #569519
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm, letget said:

    Is this the evil twin of Patty with the mouth and not Patty?
    L

  54. #569521
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:03 pm, Flyoverman said:

    AG, ROTFLMAO. Good one!

  55. #569523
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm, shooter said:

    This can’t be good for michelle’s err,uum, patti’s , heck
    … anyones kids.
    Peas in a pod, those Chicago Pol wives.

  56. #569528
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm, Khyris said:

    It takes some kind of genius to be “under pressure” because she’s AWARE of federal scrutiny, and then continue to conspire to commit crimes anyway.

  57. #569532
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:12 pm, TXGator said:

    I bet this little lady has had cigarettes put out on her back.
    And she liked it.

  58. #569533
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:16 pm, docflash said:

    Is the name of this scandel #^*#@! GATE?

  59. #569534
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    There’s a sitcom here just screaming for development.

    Corrupt but bungling Governor and his scheming trashy wife chased by a Maxwell Smart-like prosecutor. Their scams always get foiled, but the cops never quite get enough to nail them. It would be hilarious!

  60. #569540
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    “That is absolutely not my F’ing sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times

    There…

  61. #569544
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:29 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    On FOX! Fitzgerald just announced he’s convening a grand jury to indict Obama!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    (Well okay, not yet, but didn’t that make you feel a WHOLE lot better just for a brief moment? It did me just to type it! )

  62. #569546
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:32 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    When will she check into rehabilitation and meet with leaders of A) the black community, B) the Jewish community, C) the Catholic community, D) the gay community, E) the muslim community…

    (Don’t people who are caught like this always meet with someone instead of facing the truth?)

  63. #569560
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    I wonder if she’s the same Patty Mell I knew that went off to the convent?

  64. #569567
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:48 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    So is it for real that Deborah Mell is going to be SWORN in as a state represenative? I’m curious as to what sort of a f’ing oath she f’ing planning to SWEAR. You can’t make this stuff up.

  65. #569572
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:52 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Maybe it will be a Swearing At ceremony?

  66. #569574
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:54 pm, robhic said:

    “I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in,” said Deborah Mell, who will be sworn in as a state representative next month.

    Wow, and the circle remains unbroken. How long before Debbie gets caught with her hand in a cookie jar?

  67. #569576
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:55 pm, Durangodarlin said:

    Do we really want people so clueless running the goverment?

    No, we don’t want them, but we seem to be stuck with them.

  68. #569579
    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:58 pm, FamilyMan said:

    I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in

    Ya, like making $750,0000 in real estate sales commissions.

  69. #569582
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:04 pm, zorro said:

    Let’s hope she washes her mouth out before she does.

    I suggest Fels Naptha.

  70. #569584
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, flmom said:

    Maybe it will be a Swearing At ceremony?

    Now that was funny.

  71. #569591
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:11 pm, Major O said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, TXGator said:
    People, please understand….do you know just how stressful bribery can be? The whole quid pro quo thing can grind up the toughest, most foul-mouthed woman who’s only trying to protect her family. Does this help her children???
    She’s in a @#%$&! pressure cooker, you heartless @##%$&!s!!

    Maybe it will be a Swearing At ceremony?

    HAHAHAHAHAAHA! I haven’t laughed that hard at comments in a loooooooong time! You guys are seriously crazy! These are classic! I’m in my office laughing my head off and I know they’re wondering why!

    [dabbing at my eyes with tissue]

    Whew! that was just awesome.

  72. #569592
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm, ajmontana said:

    The family of Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s wife said her profanity-laced comments recorded by federal prosecutors don’t reflect who Patti Blagojevich really is.

    That sounds like what the neighbors always say when they get interviewed when a serial killer was caught that lived across the street. “oh, he/she was so quiet and nice” lmao

  73. #569597
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, oldbuckaroo said:

    F’ing A!

  74. #569599
    On December 11th, 2008 at 6:27 pm, Major O said:

    One other thing on a very serious note: Contrast the language here (albeit said in private, sort of) with the language of Dong Yun Yoon after his nearly unspeakable loss.

    You tell me that words don’t indicate character!

  75. #569611
    On December 11th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, chep said:

    It’s called Ghetto Mouth. All people from Chicago have the disease. Especially politicians. Ever notice Emmanuel’s temper too?

    Imagine Michelle Obammy’s mouth when she heard this bi@tch was calling her husband a mot#er f*c*er!The Horror!

    Scandals are here. Yippee. Definitely a change. Lots more dirt and corruption coming from Chicago into Washington real soon to a theatre near you.

    Pass the popcorn. I have a feeling this will get real good. I hope Ram Emmanuel spins down the toilet..

  76. #569617
    On December 11th, 2008 at 7:20 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    So she was under stress at the time of recording because she knew they were under federal scrutiny? And she was still trying to shakedown the Tribune?

    So does her sister think she has brass balls or is just a complete idiot???

  77. #569624
    On December 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, thirteen28 said:
    Who would win a prettiest hair contest between her and her husband?

    I’m thinking when Rod Blagojevich goes to prison it ain’t his hair Bubba is gonna be looking at. He may want to invest in a chastity belt.

  78. #569650
    On December 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pm, Boomer said:

    This woman is anything, but a lady. Nothing like having a mouth that could make an old retired Senior NCO blush. I wonder if she will be using the same colorful language when she gives her Fitzmas deposition.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!

  79. #569659
    On December 11th, 2008 at 8:49 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    “That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 in an exclusive interview Wednesday. “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    As Deborah turned away from the tape recorder she says “$#%@#$%@#%#@@#^@#%^#@%^@#%#$@%#@$%#@^#@%^@#%^#%@^#$@%#!@$^#@%^@ F’in @#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$^$ #@$%#@$%$@#%$@#%@#$%#@$#@$^#@$^@#^%@#^%@#

    Better back of my #@$@#$%@$#%@#$^@#%^$%^@#%^$%@$#@#$^@#%^ sister.”

    Twins, I hope???? Yum
    Would have loved to see a cat fight between these two when they were young…

  80. #569670
    On December 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, travlinman said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 5:52 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    Maybe it will be a Swearing At ceremony?

    Dexter, that was a $#%^&* classic reply. I needed a good *&^#$%^&* laugh after the #$%^&* day I have had!
    Heck, I ain’t even from Chicago and that felt good.

  81. #569673
    On December 11th, 2008 at 9:07 pm, travlinman said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm, Tennessee Dave said:
    On December 11th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, thirteen28 said:
    Who would win a prettiest hair contest between her and her husband?
    I’m thinking when Rod Blagojevich goes to prison it ain’t his hair Bubba is gonna be looking at. He may want to invest in a chastity belt.

    Tennessee Dave, He had better hope it is not a ^%$#@^&%$ chastity belt, ’cause if it is, it is defective and he is in for big trouble!

  82. #569678
    On December 11th, 2008 at 9:12 pm, travlinman said:

    Just thought of something. Look at Hair-Rod and try to imagine if he could possibly be the ba$tard love-child of a Prop 8 relationship involving Stephen King and George Stephanopoulos! Seems obvious to me.

  83. #569687
    On December 11th, 2008 at 9:31 pm, Tazed and Confused said:

    Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.

    Effin-A, she’s a saint, a real saint.., just like her friend ‘chelle.

  84. #569703
    On December 11th, 2008 at 9:57 pm, Doctor Hook said:

    Time to cue up Chris Crocker. This would make a perfect spoof.

    “Leave Patty alone…” complete with obscenities.

  85. #569708
    On December 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm, love2rumba said:

    This is just so F#$%ing funny!

  86. #569737
    On December 11th, 2008 at 10:45 pm, rambler said:

    No Lincoln bedroom stays for Rod and Patty.

  87. #569819
    On December 12th, 2008 at 12:42 am, cubbiegal said:

    Chep:
    I live Chicago and have been accused of being “Sarah Palinish” because I rarely curse.
    Of course I take it as a compliment.
    *smirk*

  88. #569849
    On December 12th, 2008 at 1:34 am, RabbidSquirrel said:

    On December 11th, 2008 at 4:23 pm, TXGator said:

    Cheddar,
    Are you ‘jumping to conclusions’?

    Rod Blagojevich: And I said, I don’t care if they impeach me either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m not quitting, I’m not going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from Candidate No. 5 to Candidate No. 1, but I kept Candidate No. 5 because he didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the bribes for Candidate No. 5 and it’s not okay because if they take my bribes then I’ll set the building on fire…

  89. #569909
    On December 12th, 2008 at 7:11 am, TMoney said:

    Does she kiss her kids with that mouth? How far away were they when she was loosing her tirade? Do the kids hear that coming from her?

    Kids should never hear that kind of talk from their parents.

  90. #569947
    On December 12th, 2008 at 8:56 am, misterbee241 said:

    “That is absolutely not my sister,” Deborah Mell told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 in an exclusive interview Wednesday. “Patti is a mother, a sister and a devoted wife. She is particularly protective of her family.”

    So do those things mean she doesnt know how to cuss like a Navy chief?
    I’ll bet she bakes a terrific apple pie too :) .

  91. #570086
    On December 12th, 2008 at 10:42 am, wighttrasch said:

    travlinman said

    be the ba$tard love-child of a Prop 8 relationship involving Stephen King and George Stephanopoulos! Seems obvious to me.

    So–he’s a ‘jelly baby’?!

  92. #570337
    On December 12th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, rocketman said:

    I think Patti Blago fits right in with the other “lady?”–”female?” democratic political hacks. See Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Michelle Obama, etc. Lots of anger, short on smarts, long on revenge, no class, corrupt. They look and act a lot like their husbands–those that actually have one.
    ***
    The *&$##!* hits just keep coming! Our country is toast.
    ***
    John Bibb

  93. #570935
    On December 13th, 2008 at 10:12 am, GraniteMan said:

    I can understand it. This a pressure cooker she’s living in,” said Deborah Mell, who will be sworn in as a state representative next month.

    Don’t tell me the whole f&*^%$#@ family feeds at the public trough.

  94. #571024
    On December 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, RetFireman said:

    Patti Blagojevich’s family acknowledged the salty language contained on the recordings but said those words were uttered at a stressful time as both she and her husband were under federal scrutiny.

    That’sa right %&@# it! When someone is under %#$*@(# scrutiny, you don’t $&%*# watch your #*$$) language. You completely lose your &%($) cool and totally come un-*%&#*$( glued.

    Doesn’t anyone $^%&#&$ know that? @&#$!!!!

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