Enough with the Barack beach porn

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 23, 2008 12:39 PM

How many times do we need to see those man-boobs? And that ting-ting-tingling of the Obamedia fanboys ogling over PEBO’s physique? Enough. Enough already.

Who else needs eye bleach?


(Photoshop source: FCOM)

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  1. #576815
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm, fairyfoose said:

    So where’s this infamous pic of Madam Michelle in awful capris? I never liked pedal pushers when they were out the first time. Ahem, I’m barely that old. I wonder what dress Madam will wear to the Ball? The Brown thing she wore to the affirmation was NOT flattering to her hips at all. She needs to talk to Nancy and Sarah’s Designer’s and Waredrobers. The woman needs help. NOT CATTY, Speaking Truth to Power. (I’ll have to work that in more often.)

  2. #576818
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm, JohnnyD said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm, Mookie said:

    Man, the photographer that snapped those pictures must have made a fortune.

    I’m still not looking….not much of a car wreck yet! :)

  3. #576820
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm, Marie said:

    I voted for Putin on Drudge’s site.

    Why vote for a Obama when you can vote for a real commie!

  4. #576821
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Marie said:

    Where ARNOLD? He want’s to be president…may take a lot of pumping to get him into shape again tho…

  5. #576823
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    You’ll really need that eye bleach if you click on this!

    http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ted-kennedy-at-beach.jpg

    Oh and btw: when George W. Bush took office, he was doing daily five-mile runs, at a 7 min/mile clip. He was probably the most physically fit President we’ve ever had. The press took some notice of it at first, but after BDS set in there was NOTHING positive they could bring themselves to say about him.

  6. #576826
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm, frostrt said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm, fulldroolcup said:
    You’ll really need that eye bleach if you click on this!

    http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ted-kennedy-at-beach.jpg

    Oh and btw: when George W. Bush took office, he was doing daily five-mile runs, at a 7 min/mile clip. He was probably the most physically fit President we’ve ever had. The press took some notice of it at first, but after BDS set in there was NOTHING positive they could bring themselves to say about him.

    —————————————

    Eye bleach?! I want to gouge mine out now!

    Ye gods . . . .

  7. #576828
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    I found some people on the beach splashing water on a big quivering bulk and screaming for the Cousteau Society… when I pointed out it was just Teddy passed out.

  8. #576829
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm, frostrt said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Marie said:
    Where ARNOLD? He want’s to be president…may take a lot of pumping to get him into shape again tho…

    —————————————

    Our gvt would have to overlook that pesky citizenship requirement, and they would NEVER do that . . . oh, wait . . .

  9. #576831
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm, MrOlympia said:

    Oh geeeesh now its just a matter of time before we find out if its bent or straight.

    He’s a friggin GIRLYMAN for sure! Gynomastia?

  10. #576834
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:
  11. #576840
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm, frostrt said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:
    Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts….

    ————————————–

    Ever see the video? In one scene, the singer is walking along and someone DOES rip off his shirt, and he stares into the camera as if to say, “You know you wanted to see that”. It’s quite hilarious.

  12. #576842
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:
  13. #576843
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm, Marie said:

    I voted for Putin on Drudge’s site.

    Why vote for a Obama when you can vote for a real commie!

    Classic.

  14. #576849
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm, bear1909 said:

    ROFLMAO… he reminds me of a sophomore in high school geek who discovered the gym. and then didnt work his pecs right so they look like apple turnovers.

    what a putz. “Hi, I am BHo and there is nothing to cover and get excited about my absurd assumption of this office. I am ill equipped and so is my stupid wife to represent this country. But hey! Don’t hate me because we spent a billion dollars to buy this office. Hate the spenders who bought my perquackery.”

    Ya. Bite me you wing nut. You and your little dawg.
    (Which one?) ROFLMAO

    This is going to be a long 150 days after inauguration. That’s for sure.

    Bear1909 out.

  15. #576894
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 6:13 pm, corkie said:

    Little scrawny man.

  16. #576896
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 pm, Send_Me said:

    Gotta love what I call “show muscles”. (Not to mention, he has “man-breasts”.) If he had muscles from manual labor or from preparing for war, that would be one thing. If I knew he was going to or had come from combat, I’d have a lot more respect for his “physique”. But as it is, this is nothing more than an image stunt, a pitiful at that.

  17. #576897
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm, Send_Me said:

    …a pitiful one at that.

  18. #576899
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    Damned if I can find it, but there WAS a b/w shot of JFK in a bathing suit being mobbed by some folks on a beach.

    He looked like he was in good shape, too—though we now know that wasn’t true.

    So:

    “How those cigs workin’ out for you, Barry?”

  19. #576912
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm, Bill Grant said:

    Where is a tsunami when you need one…

  20. #576926
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    I still can’t believe people voted for this dipstick. :shock:

  21. #576947
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm, dj said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    I still can’t believe people voted for this dipstick. :shock:

    What’s worse is that some voted for that dipstick solely because they thought he was “cute”. I find him incredibly unattractive, inside and out.

  22. #576954
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 pm, rowsdower said:

    Somebody should tell this guy that there’s a new invention called chest hair.

  23. #576960
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm, Wellsy said:

    Might as well get used to it. The next four years are going to be full of Obama-ogling. I fear we’re doomed to look at his OMG-inducing pecs every time we check out at the supermarker.

  24. #576962
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm, Wellsy said:

    “supermarket.” Dammit. :(

  25. #576977
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm, Marc said:

    Can anyone imagine how Lee Cowan will react if he sees the shirtless Barack Obama photo?

  26. #576980
    On December 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    Can anyone imagine how Lee Cowan Barney Frank will react if he sees the shirtless Barack Obama photo?

    Barney’s already getting a bit….moist…if you get my drift.

  27. #577024
    On December 24th, 2008 at 5:19 am, graysonret said:

    The media is going to be exhausted after 4 years of covering up for this guy. There is just so many excuses that they can come up with, to defend him, and shirtless pictures to distract the citizens.

  28. #577085
    On December 24th, 2008 at 8:49 am, travlinman said:

    Did anyone see Michelle Obama in her traditional African garb? Are we now going to be subjected to 4 years of black militant ethnocism? I see a wave of fashionistas putting out brightly colored robes and other tribal garb in Milan by spring.
    Could you imagine the field-day by the MSM if we had gotten to see Laura Bush in Texas cowgirl garb, Hillary Clinton dressed as a stuffy b*tch (oh yeah, we still see that), or Mrs. Robert Byrd, while at an Appalachian conclave, dressed in a traditional set of 100% Long Staple, 1000 TC, Egyptian Cotton sheets (color: white, of course), or Mrs. Barney Frank in a set of black leather/latex cheekless ensemble, w/ gimp gag, from Bouffant’s S&M Chicery in San Francisco, CA?

    2 additional thoughts:

    1) Can we make an effort to get Michelle Obama’s name changed? It makes me cringe to say or write her name. It feels like it’s blasphemy towards our dear Michelle.

    2) Forgive me Lord for my un-Christian-like thoughts, as written above, on this Christmas Eve.

    Merry CHRISTmas,

    travlinman

  29. #577088
    On December 24th, 2008 at 8:52 am, wayiwalk said:

    On December 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm, rightisright said:

    At $3,500 a nite, I’m sure NoBama doesn’t have the extra $1,00 or so to move his brother up the food chain to above poverty, ya know like maybe new cardboard roof for his digs, maybe drag his illegal immigrant auntie, out of what ever ghetto is she living in now?
    What happened to spread the wealth? Is this what the left was thinking of when they chanted “Hope & Change”.

    I hate to tell you, but Mr. B-Cup’s way ahead of you on this.

    Why spend $1,000 of his own dollars when next year, he’ll be able to send YOUR tax dollars there instead!

  30. #577171
    On December 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am, CommonSensical said:

    I saw the teaser that Matt Lauer had for those photos on the Today Show. I was cracking up at how much Lauer was swooning over those “man cans”. It was a Bromance in the making!

  31. #577258
    On December 24th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, frostrt said:

    On December 24th, 2008 at 5:19 am, graysonret said:
    The media is going to be exhausted after 4 years of covering up for this guy. There is just so many excuses that they can come up with, to defend him, and shirtless pictures to distract the citizens.

    —————————————

    Speaking as a representative of the female gender, it’s not that distracting. :)

  32. #577384
    On December 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm, Mercy4Me said:

    When you look at the first pics. of Obambi on the beach several months ago, he has either hired a personal trainer and is taking some hydroxycut or he did have lipo, cause he was flabby months ago.

    I think the pics are demeaning to the office of the Prez. And the pic of Michelle eating nacho chips is terrible. Why would they release such an unflattering pic of her?

  33. #577411
    On December 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm, graysonret said:

    Frostrt, For you and other practical women, yes. But for many Americans who “worship” him, it is distracting from whatever he has his hands in at the time. Merry Christmas and a good Happy New Year to you.

  34. #578304
    On December 27th, 2008 at 10:05 pm, kurthanson said:

    Obama does not have well-defined pecks. They are obviously man-boobs – embarrassing.

    He claims to be into fitness yet is a life-ling smoker. He’s the first smoker in the White House since FDR. I hope they can scrub out the smoke stains once he leaves office.

  35. #578562
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:23 am, frostrt said:

    On December 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm, graysonret said:
    Frostrt, For you and other practical women, yes. But for many Americans who “worship” him, it is distracting from whatever he has his hands in at the time. Merry Christmas and a good Happy New Year to you.

    ————————————–

    Point taken. Yes, those who choose to be easily distracted from Obama’s faults and questionable policies/actions are.

    Hope you had a wonderful Christmas, and Happy New Year. Same to all my fellow online pundits.

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