Enough with the Barack beach porn
How many times do we need to see those man-boobs? And that ting-ting-tingling of the Obamedia fanboys ogling over PEBO’s physique? Enough. Enough already.
Who else needs eye bleach?
(Photoshop source: FCOM)
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The media’s favorite cologne
Indulgence
It’s his greatest qualification for the presidency, the ogling from our useless media.
“Surf’s Up!” The battlecry of the MSM Metrosexuals.
If Obama weighed 300 pounds all of a sudden beer bellies would be the “new look”. Come to think of it, not a bad idea. I’m well on my way.
gag….it’s going to be a looooooong 4yrs.
ROFLMAO! Beach Blanket Boobalyon.
Just another day in the life of our respectable media buffoons turning the next most powerful man in the world into just another ‘People Magazine’-like coverboy.
What ever happened to respect & decorum for the office ( regardless of the occupant )?
This is what we can expect – paparazzi popping off Enquirer-style vacation pics while the President revels in pulling a ‘Captain Morgan’ stance to oogling reporter-ettes…..
And they wonder why our Nation is sinking….
Does anyone remember the oogling over Bubba?
Drudge has a poll up, shirtless KGB gangster beating PEOTUS in the beefcake department.
I’m thinking a Bro is needed for the Bro
I still have the scars from the sulphur bath I had to take after seeing the photo of Bubba and her dancing in their swimwear!
That’s racist! You must have meant Manzierre!
“I’m thinking a Bro is needed for the Bro”
“That’s racist! You must have meant Manzierre!”
Maybe we can chip in and buy him one for Festivus.
All this “beefcake” crap and we couldn’t swing ONE lousy picture of Sarah in a bikini? What is this world coming to?
Those aren’t man boobs, those are pec implants.
He’s too scrawny to have real pecs.
Zero. I personally (as many of you know) prefer my politicians – and eye wash – to be Italian – in this case the Minister of Equal Opportunity. I hereby extend to her the equal opportunity of walking the beach at Lanikai. AlohaGal will understand – he-he, well maybe not…
BLECH. Think I’ll skip lunch (maybe dinner too)
I have a problem with skinny men and bho is skinny. I didn’t vote, but I would have voted for the little russian slug.
L
#16
Ah, Romania, the only Slavic people speaking a Romance language.
BTW, is that woman wearing underwear?
Umm, I don’t know. I’ll go check again for you.
I think the media should sponsor a reality show called Obama’s BFF, where he has a bromance with 12 lucky boy crushed men looking to be Obama’s boypal for the next 4 years. My money is on Chris Matthews to win. Plenty of scenes where contestants get close with BHO in hot tubs or delve into an “i love you man” chorus while having a drinking contest with tequila shots. The lucky winner gets to bunk in Lincon’s bedroom for the next 4 years!! Plenty of male bonding to go around…..GAG!!
Hmmm, I’ll have to get back to you on that…
jjmurphy, you beat me to it!
Think of it as a stimulus package for People/US Weekly/O.
The man does work out everyday and is almost as buffed as BitterMoma. I can and will ignore these pictures as I spend the next four years in seclusion-only venturing out to irritate a Troll. I did not read the story; was that beach in Hawaii or Kenya?
But I do imagine the Leather and Lace crowd in Sodom by the Bay is rather excited right now. Anyone heard from Barney Frank? Do they have phones in the Congressional Bath House (Gary Studds Annex)?
You have to remember that many media editors are gay. Any questions?
Of course I’m no’ happy … I’ve got t!tt!es bigger than you do!!
Sincerely,
Fat Bastard
(or was that Ted Kennedy?)
I do not know if this is PhotoShop or not, but this picture of BitterMoma is on Drudge.
Is that a beach towel or something African?
The cult of personality has only one redeeming quality: leftists usually find it the reason to get rid of the person. Make ‘em, then break ‘em.
So, while the Obama family is enjoying the luxury of a $30 million dollar estate, do you wonder if they thought about brother Onyango in his mud hut perhaps joining them? I mean surely he needs a vacation also.
Nixon strolling the beach in his bare feet… wearing a suit. Those were the days.
Very, very gay on so many levels.
5 to 1 odds, the next time we see Saggy’s chest, it will look like it had a botox treatment. Surely, more than just the right wing has seen how flabby the “messiah”‘s chest looks.
How about a Caption This thread, based on that picture? Ha ha!
The Obama Media Cult released that single photo to keep its members short attention span focused on their product, rather than the ‘four more years’ road it’s going down with the rehiring of Bush’s war team….Remember their package read- antiwar, bring the troops home blah, blah blah.
I saw some of the comments at HuffPoo. Even some of the MEN there were oohing and aahing!
Personally, I bazooka barfed all over my work bench!
He’s a “celebrity” Naturally his looks are all important. It started with Bill Clinton when he was asked “boxers or briefs” and he actually answered. The Liberals have no respect for the Office.
Of course, there was all that rage when people commented on Hillary Clinton’s looks.
I guess it’s ok to talk about appearance if the object is a man.
Methinks Mr. Malkin put you up this Michelle…
Then again, I am rather tired of seeing the Beach Bum in chief.
At $3,500 a nite, I’m sure NoBama doesn’t have the extra $1,00 or so to move his brother up the food chain to above poverty, ya know like maybe new cardboard roof for his digs, maybe drag his illegal immigrant auntie, out of what ever ghetto is she living in now?
What happened to spread the wealth? Is this what the left was thinking of when they chanted “Hope & Change”.
Why should Obama have to part with his hard earned
graftwealth fromghost-writtenbook deals when he has called for the US to share some of our wealth with Africa?The poor media just can’t get enough of their new messiah causing the tingle up their legs, but why the hell do they have to share with the rest of us? It is going to be a long 4 years.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!
ArizonaNeanderthal said: (#28)
It might be a beach towel, but it more likely something more southern Pacific/tropical–a colorful, thin cloth called something like “pareiou” (I have no idea how to spell it). It can be very effective on the right woman–a little exposure, a little coverage. (Daydreams of the right women are dancing through my head.]
It’s going to be a long 4 years.
Funniest mental picture
EVER!
AlohaGuy (#16). We appreciate your selflessness in inviting that minister to Lanikai. I think she could improve the morale of our troops, and contribute to warm international relations, if she would go to Ft. Derussy instead. I’m sure there are many who would help her stay at the Hale Koa.
If you think that’s “buff”, you ought to see BHO’s chest X-Rays. His lungs exhibit all the symptoms of a life time of smoking.
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm …….. stinks like an ashtray too! YUMMY!
The Leftist press seemingly can’t get enough pics of Obama on the beach. How very…Putin-esque, no?
Aloha Guy; methinks she waxes, otherwise we would have all seen fur.
The Obama’s better hope they have the blinds drawn everywhere they go or we’ll see worse…
At risk of sounding like one of the Obama groupies, I think the “boobishness” of his chest is due to the way the shadow is cast. Also, if he were 300 pounds, as a poster indicated earlier, he would never have been elected. Part of his appeal is the fact that he’s easy on the eyes. But that’s what he is – all wrapping and no present.
Who’s Your Favorite Shirtless Stalinist?
/sarc
I looked at the pic of Mr. Obama and found myself feeling it was a bit obscene. I don’t know why. Maybe just because the Media was being so obvious. I was uncomfortable with our future Prez stooping so low to pander to purilent interests. I agree. Dignity and dicorum are lacking. What do the next four years have in store? More dumbing down of the culture like the Clinton’s. Yeesh.
I thought the piece of cloth was a bandu
I have worn them. It does help with modesty if one is feeling underdressed.
Speaking of Michelle, what up with her, how come she isn’t with Hubby being a cuesome twosome on vacation? Are we next going to see a SOLO Movie about a first Black Prez like they did with Clinton? Yeeck. It’s all just too icky and it hasn’t started yet.
On December 23rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm, One_American said:
See my last comment, plus:
An Eerie Resemblance of … the Soviet Union
Pravda Doing A Better Job Than Our MSM
A bit off topic here, but I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I don’t post all that often, but I do lurk often! Glad to know that there are folks out there who think like I do.
May the Peace of Christ be with you all this holiday season!
On December 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm, HeatherRadish said:
“pec implants“…LOL
On December 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm, nbarry said:
That reminds me of this
On December 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm, madchef said:
They don’t seem to practice what they preach, do they?
Something about “I am my brother’s keeper“
Just count it as sign # 243,567,873 of the coming apocalypse. And Im gagging at a Poll on Drudge for who is better with their shirt off (with pics), Putin or Obama? I was hoping for a third choice: “who gives a ****?!”
This might be nit-picking, but wasn’t there a photograph of JFK walking on the beach in a bathing suit? If so, it would fit in with the image and symbolism Barak Hussein Obama has been manipulating to appear more presidential, and less like that of the man behind the curtain from the Wizard of Oz.
pec implants?
Personally, I don’t think the POTUS (or Prez elect) needs to be walking around without a shirt unless he’s on a private beach away from photographers. He’s now in the big leagues and he needs to act like it. He’s acting below his pay grade!
OK, I’ve had, ummmm, time to study the issue as to whether the female mentioned earlier is, in fact, wearing undergarments. After considerable
oogling, er, inspection, I believe I will need some more input in this matter. I will form a commission for further study. I am requesting a budget of only $330,000,000 from the bailout fund. Given the seriousness of this issue I think we can all agree this would be money well spent.right_on said: (#58)
I don’t remember reading about one of those, but I think there were pictures playing football on the beach with his family–although they might have been from his senator days. No idea if he were topless or not.
Here’s another pic of Barack.
http://tinyurl.com/7lw3an
It’ll appear in the February issue of Esquire.
Trust me.
I guess I need to stay in more, because I have no idea what picture(s) this post is about.
Yea me!
On December 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm, feebiebabe said:
Does anyone remember the oogling over Bubba?
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I remember thinking at the time, “talk about BLINDED by politics”! LOL.
On December 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm, pianoman said:
All this “beefcake” crap and we couldn’t swing ONE lousy picture of Sarah in a bikini? What is this world coming to?
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But a “cheesecake” shot of Sarah would have been demeaning and dehumanizing, doncha know (as if nothing else that was said or written about her was).
Does Alaska even have enough warm weather to wear a swimsuit? And wouldn’t the Black Flies carry you off?
You’re correct of course, the Hale Koa would be a fine place for her to stay.
Come to think of it, wouldn’t it be a fine place for the Commander-in-Chief-to-be to stay?
A Tabloid had a photo of Ted topless, and if I recall correctly, PETA volunteers were pouring water over him while they tried to push him back out to sea. Or was that the Kopechne family trying to push him out to sea?
I’m frankly disappointed. With the endless hours Obama spends in the gym (instead of visiting the troops in Landstuhl), I thought he’d be a lot more “cut.” Where is the 6-pack? Seems an excess of gym time for measly return. Obama looks lanky and wimpy. My 60 year old husband has a better physique.
As for the Obama-mama, what was up with those skin-tight white capri pants when she climbed the stairs into the plane? Sheesh! Retire those unprepossessing rags! Where are the fashon police when you need them? The beach towel is to hide her ample, extra large backside.
Did any one catch a glimpse of the “OBAMA STARTS HIS MORNING WITH A WORKOUT!” article today? Honestly, who gives a flying f**k? President Bush exercises regularly, doesn’t he??
Not only is Obama weak on EVERY ISSUE politically, so is his physique. Fitting. Put a shirt back on, Chairman!
Ha Ha Ha!!! I don’t have a TV
What a wonderful world, as the song goes.
You’re not the only one.
OK, I’m not very well versed in these things-is that the result of Nair or a chest waxing?
I’m sure the world’s terrorists will be quaking in their boots when they see this photo.
Wow you guys are catty. This thread is like an episode of The View.
But without the fat ugly lady!
On December 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm, Mookie said:
Wow you guys are catty. This thread is like an episode of The View.
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Meow.
Doh! I remembered it wrong. He wore shoes.
I, for one, refuse to look at such a tawdry picture.
I’d vote for #3 too.
Catty? Aww, common Mookie, lighten up. I’d say there are some pretty funny lines in this tread. Of course, the mental image of Nixon in a suit walking on a beach with no socks or shoes….[shudder]….hey, where did I put that mind bleach? Help!!
Too late! I’ve already poluted my mind’s eye….Thanks a lot fella.
I wonder what cybercypher’s dog will have to say….
I think this is as close as you will come to Palin in a bikini.
No need to thank me.
You mean Oprah wasn’t there?
thank you.
May all you on this post have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Prosperous New Year…even you left wing trolls, and if that pisses you off, Biden has 4 words for you: go to hell!
Chapoutier,
Thanks for the laugh.
But I must say that I still prefer the gipper to the usurper.
On December 23rd, 2008 at 3:11 pm, fairyfoose said:
LOL. Check out this picture of Sarah Palin.
“Catty” describes the negative reaction to how Sarah Palin (who is a beautiful woman) looked. Describing how Barack and particularly Michelle look with most of their clothes off is just plain “speaking truth to power.” These are not flattering pictures (particularly with all the excessive gym time) unless one has been imbibing the kool-aid. And those white capri-tights were tasteless, classless, almost vulgar. This woman will be the First Lady of the most powerful man in the world…WHAT was she thinking??? This isn’t “catty;” it’s honest. There is a difference.
I didn’t mean to imply that catty wasn’t funny. In here, it most definitely is.
I’m getting a kick out of the media outlets that decided to Photoshop-out Obama’s, um, bulge.
8 years of BDS and now at least 4 years of Obama Love Fest, I think I need to find a new interest this year.
I never understood all of the ogling over Clinton either, yuck!
Wow, what a news story from the msm. These are either crack reporters hammering out the news or maybe they are news reporters hammering out the crack.
What gripes me is the absolute hypocrisy of the media. Remember how they used to jeer and hoot at Dubya for being disciplined in his fitness regimen? I’ll take George W Bush any day over the effeminate BHO.
On December 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm, NavyMom said:
What gripes me is the absolute hypocrisy of the media. Remember how they used to jeer and hoot at Dubya for being disciplined in his fitness regimen? I’ll take George W Bush any day over the effeminate BHO.
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True. When Dubya worked out regularly, he was wasting time he could have been spending on more important things. But for Obama, it takes presidence over visiting wounded soldiers.
I take it you missed the pictures of Gov. Palin poolside?
Not even close, for such an astute observer, how could you get those 2 confused? It’s too early for the booze your always talking about, well, maybe not, uh?
NDgal #88: Put a little Crown Royal in everything you drink… won’t solve the problem, but it might make you not care as much.
Could it be that an effort is underway to get Barney Frank to retract his criticism of BHO? Maybe if the AP can help get those hard feelings out of the way before the inauguration, the Four Horsemen (Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and Frank) can effectively bring about the end of the world as we know it.
Personally, I’m sick of seeing the guy with or without his shirt. I can’t believe the O’s are going to be the next residents of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Whatever dignity the office held after the Clintons knocked it down a peg or two is gone.
With all the talk here of Palin as the second coming of Reagan, you can perhaps understand my confusion.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
See, that’s what I get for not looking! I might have noticed that and LMAO even harder.
My apologies for thinking otherwise Mookie.
No worries, my friend.
Man, the photographer that snapped those pictures must have made a fortune.
So where’s this infamous pic of Madam Michelle in awful capris? I never liked pedal pushers when they were out the first time. Ahem, I’m barely that old. I wonder what dress Madam will wear to the Ball? The Brown thing she wore to the affirmation was NOT flattering to her hips at all. She needs to talk to Nancy and Sarah’s Designer’s and Waredrobers. The woman needs help. NOT CATTY, Speaking Truth to Power. (I’ll have to work that in more often.)
I’m still not looking….not much of a car wreck yet!
I voted for Putin on Drudge’s site.
Why vote for a Obama when you can vote for a real commie!