Gag-worthy: Bipartisan indignance over “Barack the Magic Negro” parody

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 29, 2008 01:16 PM

Oh, give me a super-sized break.

Leftie ’60s leftover/songwriter Peter Yarrow at the Huffington Post fumes over the “Barack the Magic Negro” parody that has RNC candidate Chip Saltsman in hot water.

All of sudden — after eight years of “F**k Bush” bumper stickers and “Kill Bush” assassination chic and Bush-or-Chimp parodies — the left is concerned about insulting the office of the Presidency?

Now, they are concerned with protecting the dignity of the office and with forging “commong ground and mutual respect?”:

The sending of a Christmas greeting by Chip Saltsman to the members of the Republican National Committee that includes a recording of the so-called parody, “Barack the Magic Negro” is not only offensive, it is shocking and saddening in the extreme. It flies in the face of America’s deeply held hope for a new era in which common ground and mutual respect characterize the exchanges between our national leaders.

I and my co-writer of “Puff,” Lenny Lipton, have been eagerly awaiting an end to the mean-spiritedness, outright disrespect and bigotry that was commonplace prior to this last presidential election. What might have been wearily accepted as “the way it was” in the campaign, is now unacceptable. Obama is not a candidate. He is the President-Elect, and this song insults the office of the Presidency, the people who voted for him, as well as those who did not — and taking a children’s song and twisting it in such vulgar, mean-spirited way, is a slur to our entire country and our common agreement to move beyond racism.

If the song “insults the office of the Presidency,” what about the 2007 Los Angeles Times op-ed by David Ehrenstein that inspired the parody in the first place?

AS EVERY CARBON-BASED life form on this planet surely knows, Barack Obama, the junior Democratic senator from Illinois, is running for president. Since making his announcement, there has been no end of commentary about him in all quarters — musing over his charisma and the prospect he offers of being the first African American to be elected to the White House.

But it’s clear that Obama also is running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination — the “Magic Negro.”

The Magic Negro is a figure of postmodern folk culture, coined by snarky 20th century sociologists, to explain a cultural figure who emerged in the wake of Brown vs. Board of Education. “He has no past, he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist,” reads the description on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro .

He’s there to assuage white “guilt” (i.e., the minimal discomfort they feel) over the role of slavery and racial segregation in American history, while replacing stereotypes of a dangerous, highly sexualized black man with a benign figure for whom interracial sexual congress holds no interest…

…Obama’s fame right now has little to do with his political record or what he’s written in his two (count ‘em) books, or even what he’s actually said in those stem-winders. It’s the way he’s said it that counts the most. It’s his manner, which, as presidential hopeful Sen. Joe Biden ham-fistedly reminded us, is “articulate.” His tone is always genial, his voice warm and unthreatening, and he hasn’t called his opponents names (despite being baited by the media).

Like a comic-book superhero, Obama is there to help, out of the sheer goodness of a heart we need not know or understand. For as with all Magic Negroes, the less real he seems, the more desirable he becomes. If he were real, white America couldn’t project all its fantasies of curative black benevolence on him.

The hysterical rush to protect magical Obama from ridicule only proves Ehrenstein’s point. And the parody is as much, if not more, a satire of race-mongering demagogue Al Sharpton than it is of Obama:

As much as I am nauseated by the left’s reaction, the overreaction of some on the right is even more gag-worthy. Current RNC chair Mike Duncan professes to be “shocked” and “appalled.” Others are assailing Saltsman’s lack of “sensitivity” and “tone-deafness” in sending out a joke CD by his good friend Paul Shanklin. Still others argue that even though the parody is not racist and is totally defensible, it’s just too much work to defend it.

If that’s the kind of GOP “leadership” we’re in for the next four years, it’s going to a long, long four years.

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Stacy McCain shakes his head at the ritual denunciation.

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Quick reminder of how liberals respected the dignity of the office of the presidency over the last eight years:

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  1. #201
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:09 pm, chapoutier said:

    Now see, here everybody’s getting along OK and you have to go and drop one of your nasty little stinkbombs.

    Did you just purposely ignore the rest of that post or was it an accident?

  2. #202
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm, les said:

    chapoutier said:
    …congrats to Bristol Palin on the birth of her new son.

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

  3. #203
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm, chapoutier said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents.

    Wow.

    You pretty much suck dude.

  4. #204
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:15 pm, txvet2 said:

    I didn’t ignore it, it didn’t seem relevant to the point, which was apparently to insult a non-political teenager and/or a newborn baby because you disagree politically with her mother. If you had left out the zombie part, no insult would have been assumed.

  5. #205
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:18 pm, txvet2 said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm, chapoutier said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents.

    Wow.

    You pretty much suck dude.

    Now on this point, we’re in complete agreement.

  6. #206
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm, chapoutier said:

    If you had left out the zombie part, no insult would have been assumed.

    The zombie part was obviously a joke about the course this thread had taken, which I clearly pointed out when i said the post obviously had nothing to do with zombies.

    Whatever.

  7. #207
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:21 pm, edelweiss said:

    #201
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm, les said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

    LOL! Well said! I couldn’t agree more with you.

  8. #208
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:22 pm, txvet2 said:

    To quote somebody or other, if you have to explain a joke, it ain’t funny. Neverrrr mind!

  9. #209
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:31 pm, txvet2 said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm, chapoutier said:

    The zombie part was obviously a joke about the course this thread had taken, which I clearly pointed out when i said the post obviously had nothing to do with zombies.

    Whatever.

    Which brings up another point. It’s easy on a message board to misunderstand a post, or to assume or imagine emotion or intent that isn’t necessarily there. Happens to all of us.

  10. #210
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:37 pm, sonofdy said:
    #201
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm, les said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

    LOL! Well said! I couldn’t agree more with you.

    And this sort of crap is liberal family values? Thanks for showing us what sort of classless a$$h0les liberals really are (excepting chap it seems) The couple in question are engaged to be married.

  11. #211
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:39 pm, sonofdy said:

    Obama is the BEST President this country has ever elected.

    Based on?????

    The guy hasn’t even been sworn in and you are claiming he is the best president ever???? WACKO

  12. #212
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:46 pm, Lee Hazel said:

    I am not surprised at the RNC PC driven response (crap). After all the ‘titular” head of the party set the tone at the beginning of the Presidential Campaign when he (McCain) threw a moronic hissy fit and chastised his campaign staff about the use of BO’s middle name. This a result of a comedian’s use of the name at a warm up session for a McCain campaign stop.

    Quite frankly, I believe the campaign effectively ended right there. There is nowhere to go from there, “this guy is Off Limits folks” get used to it.

    You ain’t seen nuttin yet, wait till this clown is actually resident at 1600 PA Ave. From south Chicago, crotch displaying, middle finger yielding, PUNK to the White House on the coattails of a slavering, imbecilic MSM and an equally unthinking electorate. We’ve got him now for better or worse.

    God Help us and our wonderful nation.

    PC is Thought Control
    LEE

  13. #213
    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:47 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:
    Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”

    Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    From Sen. John McCain who worships Sen. John McCain I expect no more. From Liberals who worship Bill Maher I expect no more. For the rest of us I hope we do not go that far. Michelle Obama decided to make her self a public person beyond a First Lady so she is in play. But children must not be. We are not Romans or European Royalty who exterminated entire families to protect their position.
    Or as I am sure your father taught you-don’t be a punk.

  14. #214
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, John Deaux said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pm, edelweiss said:
    I would rather say: Barack the Magic Hero.

    Obama is the BEST President this country has ever elected.

    No matter how it turns out, that’s the story you’re sticking too, right?

    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm, les said:
    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    You mean like Obama?

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

    Sorry, I would prefer my children being “punished” with the child, just as Bristol Palin and Obama’s mother were.

  15. #215
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, TheCityTroll said:

    The whole story is the press trying to label the Republican party as racist. We have 4 years of the race card being pulled at least once a month.

    OFF TOPIC have you seen what that Idiot Arlen Specter is upto?

    http://thecitytroll.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-is-this-idiot-even-over-there.html

  16. #216
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:13 pm, txvet2 said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, TheCityTroll said:

    Not to change the subject, but I wonder what he uses to shine his head?

  17. #217
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:43 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Not to change the subject, but I wonder what he uses to shine his head?

    Bleomycin
    Doxorubicin
    Etoposide
    Mechlorethamine
    Vinbalstine
    Vincristine

  18. #218
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:44 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Vinbalstine should be Vinblastine

  19. #219
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:50 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Is LESS talking about himself again?

  20. #220
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:57 pm, Trollman said:

    les said:

    chapoutier said:
    …congrats to Bristol Palin on the birth of her new son.

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

    Oh, you must mean the “dump the baby in the soiled linens closet until it dies” family values.

  21. #221
    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:59 pm, Kevin K. said:

    Hangfire said: (#80)

    I’m still trying to figure out why Obama was half-black prior to the election, but now he’s just plain black…

    His white grandmother who raised him was still alive back then. Now she is gone, so he can ignore the part of his ancestry that he has apparently always found distasteful and embarrassing: the white side of his family.

  22. #222
    On December 29th, 2008 at 10:00 pm, Mookie said:

    You have to admit, the reactions to Bristol’s pregnancy were quite different from the reactions to Jamie-Lynn Spears’ pregnancy in conservative circles.

  23. #223
    On December 29th, 2008 at 10:01 pm, Trollman said:

    One more thing, les, wasn’t “Family values” Obama himself conceived while his mom was an unwed teenager?

    Pot calling the kettle black.

  24. #224
    On December 29th, 2008 at 10:04 pm, Trollman said:

    Mookie said:

    You have to admit, the reactions to Bristol’s pregnancy were quite different from the reactions to Jamie-Lynn Spears’ pregnancy in conservative circles.

    I think that is a different situation. Look at Spears’ elder sibling. She is a mess, thus providing a pattern, which indicates a possible problem with the parenting.

    By all appearances, the Palin’s family looks strong. Apart from this one error in judgment, the Palin family looks like a strong family unit.

  25. #225
    On December 29th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, Mookie said:

    I think that is a different situation. Look at Spears’ elder sibling. She is a mess, thus providing a pattern, which indicates a possible problem with the parenting.

    We eventually found out, though, that Britney was mentally ill. And Jamie-Lynn had never been in any kind of trouble whatsoever until the pregnancy. Lots of conservatives threw the word “whore” around and the threads on Free Republic were absolutely brutal.

  26. #226
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:10 pm, happy2behere said:

    One of the things I like best about this blog is that when it starts to get off topic, chap goes into the theater of the absurd and sonofdy keeps right up. Thanks guys, you made my day.

  27. #227
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pm, chapoutier said:

    chap goes into the theater of the absurd

    There is nothing absurd about the impending zombie invasion.

    Some day soon, there will be two types of people in this world:

    Those that listened and heeded Chapoutier’s dire warnings.

    And those that have had their brains eaten.

    WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT TO BE ON?

  28. #228
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm, FamilyMan said:

    Hitting the sauce again chap?

  29. #229
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, chapoutier said:

    Hitting the sauce again chap?

    Well it is a Monday night, isn’t it?

  30. #230
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm, chapoutier said:

    Vinbalstine should be Vinblastine

    I’ll let it go this time, but for the sake of this blog, I simply cannot allow such egregious errors to go unpunished in the future.

  31. #231
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm, teachem2 said:

    With all due respect to all those who think it was a mistake for Saltsman to give out this CD, how long are you going to walk on eggshells and let the Dems dictate what we can do and say? This was a CD with over 40 songs on it, and this is an old story that the left has whipped up again. It first hit when Rush first played it on his show, right after the Ehrenstein article. Yeah, you might have to explain that it’s satire but explain it (and educate the ignorant masses instead of pandering to them), don’t apologize for it.

    We cannot try to play by the left’s rules and try to keep them from being outraged over anything because they will find something regardless of what we do. All it does is keep us under their control. We need to play by our own rules and if we want to have satirical humor, then we should, and be damned what they think. It’s up to us to stand up and have a spine, and we will never be able to do that playing by their rules.

  32. #232
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:36 pm, eaglehaslanded said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    “Tripp”. WTF is it with these trailer park names? Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?

  33. #233
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:39 pm, James Otis said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents. At least they’re not drug addicts, unless you toss the baby daddy’s mother into the mix.

    Looking forward to some real family values come January 20th.

    So essentially you are saying that abortion is a family value? Try checking out some pictures of aborted fetuses (unborn children) and tell me where the family values are in that. BTW…Out-of-wedlock babies born to black women are in the 70% range so would you advocate that black women should be forced to have birth control? Probably not because that would be anti-choice yet I doubt you have ever protested the forced abortions in China.

    Do you tell black teenage mothers that their child is nothing to celebrate? Do you tell them that they should be ashamed because their child has a good chance of going to jail because liberals like you celebrate the ghetto as some “truth to power” but never, ever want to acknowledge that the result of liberal ghetto glorification is a revolving door of poverty, drugs and jail? Of course not.

    To paraphrase Ronald Reagan: “I’ve noticed that everyone that supports abortion has already been born.

  34. #234
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:41 pm, chapoutier said:

    …sigh…

    Seriously eagle, les, edel…

    You make it verrrrrry difficult to actually foster some real debate and civility here when you needlessly attack a 16 year old whose sole distinguishing factor from about a million other girls out there is that her mom is famous.

  35. #235
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:43 pm, greenfairie said:

    ^^Caroline Kennedy, is that you??

  36. #236
    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:44 pm, greenfairie said:

    Meant “eagle,” not you chapoutier ;).

  37. #237
    On December 30th, 2008 at 12:09 am, KCK said:

    I want a BTMN T shirt, now.

  38. #238
    On December 30th, 2008 at 12:39 am, AlohaGuy said:

    I’ll let it go this time, but for the sake of this blog, I simply cannot allow such egregious errors to go unpunished in the future.

    I’m so ashamed. Add that to the fact that Georgetown didn’t graduate me and I’m beginning to feel like - well, a zombie…

  39. #239
    On December 30th, 2008 at 2:09 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm, chapoutier said:

    Yes, let’s celebrate the birth of another illegitimate child born to unwed, teenage, high school drop out parents.

    Wow.

    You pretty much suck dude.

    chap,
    You sure you aren’t conservative? Seems like we agree more than disagree…

  40. #240
    On December 30th, 2008 at 2:17 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:36 pm, eaglehaslanded said:

    “Tripp”. WTF is it with these trailer park names? Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?

    Another example of the “tolerant” left.

  41. #241
    On December 30th, 2008 at 2:20 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:13 pm, txvet2 said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, TheCityTroll said:

    Not to change the subject, but I wonder what he uses to shine his head?

    Not sure why, but you reminded me of the joke:

    You might be a redneck if…

    You’ve ever used lard in bed.

  42. #242
    On December 30th, 2008 at 5:32 am, dhalls said:

    Good Grief, why can’t the GOP get a grip and give B.H.Obama the same love and respect the Dems gave George H.W. Bush for 8 years? BTMN is a a great parody! One of Shanklin’s best.

  43. #243
    On December 30th, 2008 at 6:45 am, Viper1 said:

    just one more from the hypocrites, no surprises here..

    How dare anyone criticize the Dear Leader

  44. #244
    On December 30th, 2008 at 7:36 am, pianoman said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, chapoutier said:

    Hitting the sauce again chap?

    Well it is a Monday night day ending in “Y”, isn’t it?

    Fixed. ;)

  45. #245
    On December 30th, 2008 at 7:40 am, AlturaCt said:

    With all due respect to all those who think it was a mistake for Saltsman to give out this CD, how long are you going to walk on eggshells and let the Dems dictate what we can do and say?

    That is exactly right. Even more so how long are we going to allow the Marxist to dictate what is said and done in this country? Right now by & large the GOP in particular but even “conservatives” in general are reactionary and apologetic. Ef’um and the horse they ride.

  46. #246
    On December 30th, 2008 at 8:20 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 5:32 am, dhalls said:

    Good Grief, why can’t the GOP get a grip and give B.H.Obama the same love and respect the Dems gave George H.W. Bush for 8 years?

    Working here Boss.

  47. #247
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:08 am, Trollman said:

    eaglehaslanded said:

    “Tripp”. WTF is it with these trailer park names? Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?

    Yeah, really.

    Naming your child Hussein, like Saddam Hussein, or Obama, which sounds like Osama bin Laden, are much better names…

    Do liberals really want to get into the “name game?”

  48. #248
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:37 am, John Deaux said:

    On December 29th, 2008 at 11:36 pm, eaglehaslanded said:
    “Tripp”. WTF is it with these trailer park names? Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?

    PEBO named his daughter after Borat. That’s better?

  49. #249
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:43 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Mookie said:

    You have to admit, the reactions to Bristol’s pregnancy were quite different from the reactions to Jamie-Lynn Spears’ pregnancy in conservative circles.

    Both kids made dumb mistakes. My personal disgust was with Spear’s parents. Perhaps the Palin’s were just as guilty of being lax with supervision. But that particular problem was arguably more likely to be the case in Spear’s situation.

  50. #250
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:44 am, sonofdy said:

    There is nothing absurd about the impending zombie invasion.

    Some day soon, there will be two types of people in this world:

    Those that listened and heeded Chapoutier’s dire warnings.

    And those that have had their brains eaten.

    WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT TO BE ON?

    I for one will be in my bunker, ammo, food, pool table, kick ass dukebox, gallons of rum, and water stocked for the zombie invasion or a hell of a party. Whatever comes first.

  51. #251
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am, Savage24 said:

    ” Barak the Magic Negro ” came out somewhere around March of 2007.It sure took the libs awhile to get upset about it. The condemnation by the RNC does not surprise me either. Whimps

  52. #252
    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:52 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    eaglehaslanded said:

    “Tripp”. WTF is it with these trailer park names? Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?

    And if they did name the next one Ricky-Bobby… so what?

    Ever been in a double-wide? Some are very nice inside.

    Not only that, some people that live in trailers do so because it’s what they can afford. That would make them significantly smarter than some idiot that bought an $800,000 McMansion with an exotic “Barney Frank” Adjustable rate loan and now can’t afford it and has to foreclose.

    So… what’s the basis for your issue with people who live in trailers? Because, I believe they are doing just fine despite not getting your endorsement.

  53. #253
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:05 am, John Deaux said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:52 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    So… what’s the basis for your issue with people who live in trailers?

    eagle is one of those elitists who look down their noses at everybody, yet admire public servants, despite their common-ness.

  54. #254
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:08 am, MtsEdge said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 9:08 am, Trollman said:
    eaglehaslanded said:

    “Tripp”. Is everybody in this family named after a NASCAR driver or something?
    Yeah, really.

    Naming your child Hussein, like Saddam Hussein, or Obama, which sounds like Osama bin Laden, are much better names…

    Do liberals really want to get into the “name game?”

    Touché, Trollman. :)

  55. #255
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:12 am, chapoutier said:

    Naming your child Hussein, like Saddam Hussein, or Obama, which sounds like Osama bin Laden, are much better names…

    Pretty sure no one really knew who either of them were back in 1961.

  56. #256
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:13 am, MtsEdge said:

    Pretty sure no one really knew who either of them were back in 1961.

    I’d hazard a guess that names like Hussein and Obama have been given by like-minded folks to their children for generations.

  57. #257
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:14 am, chapoutier said:

    I’d hazard a guess that names like Hussein and Obama have been given by like-minded folks to their children for generations.

    I’d hazard a guess he wasn’t GIVEN the name Obama, in any case.

  58. #258
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am, reshas1 said:

    As OReilly said last night, those pics were taken on purpose, if a papparazi can get that close, a sniper could also. So why are him and/or his handlers wanting photos like that out there.
    And also, can we say man-boobs.

  59. #259
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am, chapoutier said:

    As OReilly said last night, those pics were taken on purpose,

    There is a big difference between making something happen on purpose and allowing something to happen.

  60. #260
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:18 am, hatfield said:

    Pretty sure no one really knew who either of them were back in 1961.

    Ok, where is the real chap, and what have you done with him?

  61. #261
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:19 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    chapoutier said:

    There is nothing absurd about the impending zombie invasion.

    Some day soon, there will be two types of people in this world:

    Those that listened and heeded Chapoutier’s dire warnings.

    And those that have had their brains eaten.

    WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT TO BE ON?

    Never be unprepared when it comes to Zombie invasions. But as for a weapons choice, the AR-15 is ok. Definitely better than a shotgun… and why oh why do people go with PUMP shotguns when semi-autos are readily available? And Why the hell are they pumping it just before they have to fire it? Shotgun Pump sounds don;t scare Zombies. It will only alert more to your presence. They should already have a shell chambered and a full magazine? Sheesh…

    But as for weapons choice.. I’m thinking G36 or perhaps a smaller P90. Zombies tend to swarm like you said. So the ability to swing your weapon around easily could be vital.

  62. #262
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:26 am, MtsEdge said:

    I’d hazard a guess he wasn’t GIVEN the name Obama, in any case.

    My bad. I forgot his mother had a CHOICE whom to marry.

  63. #263
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:30 am, Dave Turson said:

    Peter Yarrow should listen to his best bud, John Kerry. Kerry was a major player in giving us The One. Kerry believes Obama has magical skin-based power. When asked what gave Obama special powers to deal with present world problems, Kerry said, “Because he’s African-American. Because he’s a black man. Who has come from a place of oppression and repression through the years in our own country.”

  64. #264
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:31 am, Trollman said:

    chapoutier said:

    Naming your child Hussein, like Saddam Hussein, or Obama, which sounds like Osama bin Laden, are much better names…

    Pretty sure no one really knew who either of them were back in 1961.

    And that would be a moot point.

    You have a liberal making fun of the names of people in conservative families, while supporting a guy who is named Barack Hussein Obama.

    Getting back to Britney Spears - claiming she is mentally ill, well I would not be surprised. Living certain kinds of lifestyles is not conducive to mental health. I don’t know her family situation, but when you have not one but two kids go down the wrong path, it does increase the likelihood that there is a family/parental problem.

    Personally, I can’t imagine encouraging my child to get involved in the music and showbiz industry.

  65. #265
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am, TK-421 said:

    @260 Just give me an AK-47, good penitration, good spread for a CGB situation, and it doesn’t need much in the way of maintance, the M-16 and P-90 both do and in any form of conflict if you don’t have a ready supply of spares, the M-16 makes a bad club. The AK when out of Ammo is a good club.

    And Les I really am sick of these double standards, I am sick of this choice talk, I am sick of the concern with money many in this nation have. I am sick of us supporting some nations, in all I have tried the political proscess of this country and it fails. We are no longer the Republic but the Democracy. I could go on and on but none of you listen to me or pay attention. Actions are better than words however.

  66. #266
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:38 am, chapoutier said:

    And that would be a moot point.

    You have a liberal making fun of the names of people in conservative families, while supporting a guy who is named Barack Hussein Obama.

    First, I think it is dumb to criticize the name “Tripp”.

    But comparing that to someone whose middle name is a very common name in the region of the world his father came from, and which could not possibly have the sort of negative connontation that MtsEdge seeks to give it until many years later, and someone whose last name (which one has little choice in) just happens to have a kinda similar spelling to a name, derived from a totally different language mind you, that again would not have any negative connontation for many years after it was bestowed, is even dumber.

    Actually, this whole argument is dumb.

  67. #267
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:39 am, DBNinKY said:

    There is a big difference between making something happen on purpose and allowing something to happen.

    Wasn’t that the theme of an old Brady Bunch episode?

  68. #268
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:39 am, John Deaux said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:19 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Never be unprepared when it comes to Zombie invasions.

    That’s just what the liberals want. That’s why they keep going OT with talk of baby names.

    Focus on the Zombies.

  69. #269
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:40 am, MtsEdge said:

    and which could not possibly have the sort of negative connontation that MtsEdge seeks to give it until many years later

    I’m sure you do think it’s dumb that Muslims are taught from an early age to HATE “infidels”…really has nothing to do with Saddam or Barack Sr’s names, just what they represent.

  70. #270
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am, sonofdy said:

    Do we discuss the naming of Tripp vs mass zombie attacks…..

    So how do you feel about mini guns on bunched zombies vs mrls strikes???

  71. #271
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am, chapoutier said:

    Wasn’t that the theme of an old Brady Bunch episode?

    No no. It was a very special Punky Brewster. Or maybe it was My Sister Sam.

  72. #272
    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am, John Deaux said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am, sonofdy said:

    So how do you feel about mini guns on bunched zombies vs mrls strikes???

    I prefer the exploding propane tank myself, but a mini gun firing is a thing of beauty and awe inspiring.

  73. #273
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am, sonofdy said:

    So how do you feel about mini guns on bunched zombies vs mrls strikes???

    I don’t think an MLRS is suited unless you’re trying to inundate an area from a distance that was overrun by Zombies.

    If I wanted a vehicle, I’d go with an M1A2 Ambrams and just squish ‘em all.

    The mini gun is awe inspiring, but it takes a little time to spool up. Not to mention heavy. From a stationary position though, with a slew of Zombies coming at you… we’re talking major zombie carnage…

    Zombie carnage. Is that an oxymoron?

  74. #274
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:08 am, chapoutier said:

    The mini gun is awe inspiring, but it takes a little time to spool up. Not to mention heavy. From a stationary position though, with a slew of Zombies coming at you… we’re talking major zombie carnage…

    If your focus is to kill many zombies before your brain is eaten, this is fine. If your focus is survival, this is a poor choice.

  75. #275
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:11 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Do liberals really want to get into the “name game?”

    Just what did happen to those kids in the 60s and early 70s whose parents gave them names from Rock Songs and political slogans? Two I am familiar with: MoonBeam and StarShine.

  76. #276
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am, happyscrapper said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am, John Deaux said:
    I prefer the exploding propane tank myself, but a mini gun firing is a thing of beauty and awe inspiring.

    Good morning…I just joined this incredibly stimulating discussion today. You are all outdoing yourselves! By the way, I hear they are testing exploding propane tanks in Iceland as we speak. We need to destroy those tanks, or the world is in grave danger.

  77. #277
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    chapoutier said:

    The mini gun is awe inspiring, but it takes a little time to spool up. Not to mention heavy. From a stationary position though, with a slew of Zombies coming at you… we’re talking major zombie carnage…

    If your focus is to kill many zombies before your brain is eaten, this is fine. If your focus is survival, this is a poor choice.

    I agree… but cool to watch.

  78. #278
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:20 am, jsr said:

    I think this whole Zombie invasion issue shows why gun rights must be protected. Does anybody really believe the government will be able to save you when a Zombie mob swarms your house in the middle of the night? When it is over the ill-prepared liberals will be swept away and only die hard conservative gun-owners will be left to rebuild the nation. And Chapoutier.

  79. #279
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am, sonofdy said:

    Side note, Flame throwers are still legal. Zombies can be burned as well so there is another option. Just hope you never get down to the baseball bat with a nail through it stage. Because then you are going to be running.

  80. #280
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am, happyscrapper said:

    None of you have thought of the one true self-defense tool against zombies! You merely jump into bed and pull the covers over your head. They will never find you. I have done this. It works every time.

  81. #281
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:31 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Flame throwers.

    Again cool to watch, but I’m thinking not an effective Zombie weapon.

    It may take too long for them to die. Then you have a bunch of burning Zombie pawing you. Not good.

    I’m thinking the best option is for a pair of full auto weapons, that are light and can be fired single-handed it need be. I don’t know any that fire NATO rounds though. The L85 is nice, but I don’t think it’s a good one-hander.

    Mind you, I’ve not fired most of these weapons. Hoping someone has some insight… before the Zombies get off of Iceland.

  82. #282
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:37 am, b-cat said:

    Again cool to watch, but I’m thinking not an effective Zombie weapon.

    It may take too long for them to die. Then you have a bunch of burning Zombie pawing you. Not good.

    Zombie flesh is quite dry and burns readily. It also utterly destroys the brain and is really the critical point on the Zombie target.

  83. #283
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:39 am, MtsEdge said:

    Just what did happen to those kids in the 60s and early 70s whose parents gave them names from Rock Songs and political slogans? Two I am familiar with: MoonBeam and StarShine.

    AN, it’s hopeless…this thread has been hijacked by zombie-slayers!! :)

  84. #284
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:42 am, b-cat said:

    before the Zombies get off of Iceland.

    I don’t think zombies can swim and they sail worse than the Free Gaza fleet.

  85. #285
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:48 am, happyscrapper said:

    I know all you violent, bloodthirsty people want to KILL the zombies. I only want to hide from them. And under my bedcovers is the best place. Under the bed works too. And I always keep the closet doors shut. I will leave the slaying to those of you who are trained in such things. And thank you for your service!

  86. #286
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:48 am, John Deaux said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am, sonofdy said:
    Side note, Flame throwers are still legal. Zombies can be burned as well so there is another option. Just hope you never get down to the baseball bat with a nail through it stage. Because then you are going to be running.

    The last thing I want is a flaming zombie on my porch. Then not only do I have to worry about the zombies, but my house catching fire as well.

    Left hand machete, right hand XD, where’s the fire extinguisher?

  87. #287
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am, jsr said:

    None of you have thought of the one true self-defense tool against zombies! You merely jump into bed and pull the covers over your head

    This only works if they don’t stumble and fall on top of you. I lost a couple friends like that in the horrific 1988 Zombie Uprising. I barely escaped only because I was armed and could hear their screams a block away. Better to always carry a small sidearm with one bullet in reserve in case, well, you know.

  88. #288
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:53 am, Weary Citizen said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 8:20 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    LOL. “Get at them beans”. A great movie.

    And, Chap. You have this uncanny ability to get the thread off on some very strange topics. Good on ya, though. You remind me of good friends in college with which I loved to discuss issues. It was entertaining and devisve at times, but at the end of a drunken stupor night, we all left friends. Man I miss those days sometimes.

  89. #289
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:54 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Left hand machete, right hand XD, where’s the fire extinguisher?

    Could work.

    But fear not. Zombies sense stupidity. So the moonbats, like those in an uproar about this song parody, will certainly be sought out first.

  90. #290
    On December 30th, 2008 at 11:57 am, sonofdy said:

    Well when the thread develoved into what percentage of what gene makes you black vs bi-racial and why its bad to name your kid “tripp” I decided mass zombie swarms made more sense. Sorry Michelle, but there you go. Just give me an M60 and a clear zombie killing zone and I am a happy man….

  91. #291
    On December 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, b-cat said:

    The last thing I want is a flaming zombie on my porch. Then not only do I have to worry about the zombies, but my house catching fire as well.

    Good point, hadn’t considered that. But I do like flame throwers.

  92. #292
    On December 30th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, John Deaux said:

    On December 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, b-cat said:
    But I do like flame throwers.

    Me too. That’s why I light my grill with a mapp torch. Some people use propane weed burners, which by the way, would be ideal zombie repellants.

  93. #293
    On December 31st, 2008 at 10:39 am, Dasher said:

    One thing people seem to overlook is the parody “Barack the Magic Negro” was only ONE OF FORTY ONE parodies on the CD that Saltzman passed out. The MSM singled that one out just to create controversy over nothing. Unfortunately the RNC stepped in it without hip boots on. All I can say is Chip Saltzman for RNC chair.

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