President Chesty McCheesecake
The Anchoress weighs in on He of the Sun-Kissed pectorals.
“President Chesty McCheesecake.”
It fits.
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Is ANYBODY shocked by this MSM double-standard revelation? I hope Obama has a thick skin to go with those pecs – when the tide turns on him – and the press will turn on him as they have every other President since Johnson – he going to need it.
Would have been nice if the press had offered the same scrutiny of his Oneness’ hopeless policies and empty rhetoric as they did of his OMG-inducing physique. Call me old-fashioned.
The ebony O-bimbo? Instead of a sun tanned empty head, the press is turning him into a sun kissed empty suit….
And the rest of the world is supposed to take this guy seriously?
In Somalia, we called them “skinnies”.
BANG!
My guess is that the most powerful army and huge nuclear arsenal might carry a teensy bit more weight than a nickname given by some blogger no one’s ever heard of in terms of whether or not other countries take Obama seriously.
Please, please, please, stop, I can’t stand anymore. I may never eat again. Blech, burp.
Well, when you have international publications including the Daily Mail in the UK reporting about his “fitness”, it’s not just one blogger, it’s the entire media.
Yeah, right. Is that before or after Barack Hussein, Allah Be Praised, BroBama cuts our military 25% and starts to dismantle the nuclear arsenal?
The first time Russia or China causes him to blink the gig is up. In 1940 the French had a bigger Armored command then the Germans. During the invasion they kept sending Brigades to oppose Divisions-exactly as the Germans knew they would. The majority of French Armored vehicles to see combat did so on the Easter Front with Vichy and other collaborator troops.
All the weapons in the world will not help if the Command Structure is weak. Million dollar missiles rearranging rock piles does not impress as we have seen.That may not be correct Bill Maher/Chris Matthews history and analysis but then I really do not care.
Go ogle McCheesecake; aka Barack Hussein, Allah Be Praised, BroBama.
What exactly is your argument?
That he won’t be taken seriously because he is fit? or because there is a pic out there with him without his shirt? As I recall, there are a few of those of Putin and I don’t think he has a credibility problem.
I thought this guy was in Hawaii with his family.
I have only seen plenty of pics of the president’s pecs.
At the same time russia and china are building theirs by 10% a year.
Although I agree Obama is physically fit,plays b-ball (sort-of), and looks so hip and kool breakin’-a-lil-sweat while joggin-with-tha-tunes, I still think he looks like a skinny sissy-boy. I wonder if he will have time to be commander-in-chief with all of the domestic problem solving he has committed to. Maybe that is a good thing. Let the Generals and Admirals handle the warrior stuff. And, oh please, put the shirt back on thank you very much.
Picky press corps picked a peck of perky pec…..
Chapoutier,
I agree to a point- His being taken seriously has nothing to do with a few pictures and articles of praise. Oh no, the real test is yet to come- and soon.
Mainly it is just downright silly of the media to fawn all over a guy like a teen idol. IMHO, it is preemptive preparation of warm and fuzzy feelings to make a certain portion of the population forget or forgive gaffes yet to come. They certainly did the same for Clinton. And it worked, to a point.
I am prepared to judge him on performance alone. I hope the press will do so just as honestly, but I won’t hold my breath.
I dunno, I’m unimpressed with his physique. Kind of on the flabby side. Especially for a guy who works out all of the time. Actually I think the picture screams he’s a candidate for male breast reduction.
Don’t worry, our military is used to it. When I was squadron Maintenance Officer, we performed (apparent)miracles by consistently keeping aircraft in the air despite a constant shortage of parts and manpower, all through adept chicanery, sleight-of-hand, profuse lying and other forms of blatant regulation-bending, artful subterfuge.
On on of the local radio shows the other day someone compared BHO’s rise to the Presidency as a corrupted version of “How to Suceed in Business Without Really Trying”. Obviously, the flash of skin is supposed to blind the faithful into not seeing the forest for the trees.
I want to lodge a formal complaint with the MSM. “No fair! I want to be the head cheese! What does Chesty McCheesecake have, that I haven’t had longer?”
Folks, I can post a picture of my son, who we called “bone-rack”, and he has a better physique. LMAO @ “Chesty McCheesecake”. ROFL
Barry Hussein Obamy makes me wanna puke, can’t stand to hear him or see pictures of this Acorn community organizer…as that convicted murderer, multi millionaire promoter, Don King said “only in America”.
That says alot about GWB. We can all ready see where Obama is going with this.
It doesn’t matter if you have the biggest gun in the world – if you won’t pull the trigger.
Well, yeah, he does — a US Senator for 2 years, and now he’s a president. If they, the media keep oohing and aahing over his pecs (please, the guy was 20+ year smoker, and I’d challenge him to a marathon with GW Bush any day).
Perhaps one of these days the media can focus on what he stands for, because once in a while we, the people would like to know.
Right. I need to be careful about what links I follow so soon after dinner.
What’s the deal with the lack of body hair? Is he afraid of leaving DNA behind?
Maybe I’m old-fashioned (which ought to get a monster belly-laugh out of my beloved spouse), but I find it extremely undignified for the Leader-of-the-Free-World-in-waiting to allow himself to be photographed shirtless, especially since this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
At least there haven’t been any bikini shots of My Belle (yet).
When I hear Chris Matthews and Katie Couric et al. genuflecting before Barack Obama’s supposedly Arnoldesque pecs, I have to wonder what planet these media folks live on. If any of these media blowhards would attend one golden gloves boxing program, they would know that Barack Obama is hardly a model of fitness. He is in better shape than Bill Clinton and Al Gore but so what? Ah for the good old days of John Kerry claiming that he ran and finished a Boston Marathon (but he just could not recall the year! Believe me, if you run one marathon in your lifetime and the marathon is the difficult and famous Boston Marathon, you will remember the year you ran and finished the race).
I just hope that Chris Matthews was away on vacation when the shirtless Barack photos were on the internet.
The Magic Dingleberry isn’t in all that great shape. If he really worked out as strenuously as we’re supposed to believe he wouldn’t look so soft.
I remember an article during the campaign by some fawning twit who met Teh O in a gym and was so impressed by the fact that he wasn’t sweaty AFTER his workout. If he ain’t sweatin’, he ain’t workin’ out. He’s just going through the motions.
Phony baloney and empty promises just like everything else about him. He’s all appearance with nothing inside.
Sports fans in 22 days this will all mean JACK! In 22 days the Golden One has to start performing. All of the PR in the world is not going to save his sorry posterior, WHEN, not if, he tanks the economy.
What Obama has planned is ridiculous. It is the same old failed liberal economic playbook used by FDR, LBJ, and Carter. Change? Not hardly. He has not on new idea.
So ignore all the clutter, because the “fun” is about to start.
I would like to thank MST3K for these:
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Isn’t that supposed to be Mr ” _Beefcake_” for guys?
James Greenidge
Queens, New York
On December 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm, CantCureStupid said:
At least there haven’t been any bikini shots of My Belle (yet).
Man, that MRE tasted better going down than coming back up! Where’s your sense of decency? Don’t you have any compassion for those who are dining?
The thought of that foto is enough to gag a maggot!
(/snark off)
Obama – bringing respect to the Oval Office.
“godling” should do it.
You’re right. Someone dignified like Reagan would never allow himself to be photographed topless.
Kind of like eating the old Chicken-ala-King entree we had years ago?
As opposed to the rosy state of the economy now?
Unfortunately for you all, the fact is the economy is probably going to be well on its way into recovery right around the time 2012 rolls along. And rightly or wrongly, the incumbent will get credit for that in the eyes of the voters.
Wouldnt Obama and the Secret Service have to ALLOW a photo to be taken from so close?
I think you would be surprised with the power of paparazzi’s telescopic lenses.
You’d be surprised at the security that’s around him. If it’s anything like when GWB travels (or any president) an ameba would have to go through a metal detector to get within a mile. That photo was allowed to be taken.
No I wouldn’t. I’ve been about 15 yards from him.
Somebody needs a “bro.”
Let’s hope it’s not like the same 15 yards I was from RFK.
With her enormous hiney and flat chest there probably won’t be.
Just so we can put it to rest. Here is Obama’s birth certificate. I thought everyone should know.
1) Hairless chest = BIG turnoff, real men have chest hair
2) I’m not into ‘man boobs’
3) How is any other foreign leader supposed to take him seriously when every time they look at him they see his man boobs?
Middle-aged women might swoon over the One, but let’s be honest – yeah, he’s got muscle definition, but I doubt he’s got actual strength. Not that it particularly matters. I’m telling ya, we need to gird our loins for four years of this crap. The press will be ga-ga over his every excursion, and their paparazzi shots will be gracing our supermarket checkout aisles next to Brangelina, J-Lo, and Oprah. Until his first major F-up, that is.
I like “Jugears McHopenchange”…only wish I could take credit for it
I bet he still can’t pass the Army Physical Fitness Test. Then again, what would he care about that? It’s not like he’s getting in shape to go to war or do any kind of physical labor. The image-candidate turned image-president-elect is merely working on his image, nothing more.
Can we expect to see a “keepsake edition” of “Tiger Beat” at your local newsstand anytime soon with “O” on the cover, his chiseled pecs glistening as he strides out of the surf . . . MacArthur-like? They could have a contest where the lucky fan gets to ask Obama riveting questions like, “What’s your favorite color?” It’ll fetch a fortune in the future on Ebay, along with the commemorative coins, lapel pins, posters, dinner plates and other assorted swag that the entrepreneurial among us is hustling while the getting is good.
LOL…You took the words right out of my mouth! And Chesty McCheesecake would like to thank MST3K for his new defense plan: replace our current nuclear program with old Battlestar Galactica footage run in reverse.
A fellow MSTIE, Huzzah! Brother!
Not bloody likely if Chairman 0 sticks to his plans. Massive government spending on questionable infrastructure projects only worsened the Japanese recession of the 1990′s. And if Chairman 0 increases taxes on investments, imposes Draconian “global warming” regulations, and passes card check to unionize the last remaining pockets of productive industry in this country — as he wants to do — any economic recovery will be smothered in its crib.
The man can find time to go to the gym for 90 min a day, but he can’t seem to find time to go to Church – even for Christmas – since becoming PEBO. I’ve got a problem with that. I know there’s that saying of “your body is a temple” but that doesn’t mean you can’t go to church.
MST3K??
Dude, I soooo miss that show.
Thanks for the topless photo of Reagan too, Chap. I still don’t think it’s dignified. Do photographers really need to have permission to photograph everything?
My wife prefers my hairy chest
As OReilly said last night, those pics were taken on purpose, if a papparazi can get that close, a sniper could also. So why are he and/or his handlers wanting photos like that out there.
And also, can we say man-boobs.
Maybe we should start sending bras to him?
MST3K here too!
Here’s the diff: President Reagan was shirtless because he was hot from physical exertion; while Flaker-elect Obama (he’s always in Hawaii when there’s a military or economic crisis) is shirtless because he believes the MSM’s hype that he’s hot. He isn’t.
Oh man, me too – Tom Servo, Crow & Joel were great, and their take on the B-movie Manos: The Hands of Fate was hilarious!
Are you kidding me? You would know any of that how? That is the silliest(and least substantiated) justification.
Torgo!
I kinda liked the name Chesty McCheesecake at first. But the more I say it, it sounds so close to my personal hero Chesty Puller. Perhaps we could call him Skin n’Bones McCheesecake.
YES!! Someone who knows funny! Remember the weird music that played whenever Torgo walked into a scene?
If I were a evil henchman, I would have a really long pinky finger. Paraphrasing Crow T. Robot.
I’m a teacher – I know posed smarminess when I see it.
These pictures are the same crap that Mussolini and Hitler used to pull. Everything was about their liberal socialism and how the populace should be as “healthy” and “fit” as they were. It was a typical liberal illusion. Mussolini was said to have a voracious sexual appetite because he was healthy and therefore, virle.
It’s all about the health of the nation. You know, The Greater Good. Be healthy for the nation! Just watch any of the National Socialist films about die Jugend to see this liberal viewpoint.
I have no problems with being healthy. But when the brain-donor socialist president-elect has the state of his physical fitness shoved down my throat in Mussolini-esque and Hitler-esque style by a bunch of boot-licking reporters, I think I’m entitled to vomit it back up.
Cheesecake actually refers to titillating pictures of the female form. Beefcake refers to the male. Comicbook store clerk for many years, trivia I just know.
On the subject of MST3K…
If you miss it, go to the RiffTrax website. Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett (along with guest riffers) rip into all kinds of movies. The MP3s are cheap and they’re a riot.
By the way, Manos – Hands of Fate is now considered to the be worst movie ever made. And when you think of all the sh!t-on-celluloid that Hollyweird has produced in just the last 10-15 years, being worse than that is quite a feat.
I don’t know, Ed Wood is hard to top. Ever see Plan 9 From Outer Space?
#10 chapoutier:
Putin has a serious credibility problem with me, although it has nothing to do with his shirtless pics. What’s your point?
TooMuchTime: then again, for every fit little Aryan, there’s a Hermann Goering who’s pulled his chair up to the buffet table.
My point is there seems to be quite a bit of hand-wringing and overanalysis of what essentially amounts to a picture of a guy on a beach without a shirt.
And I am not saying you would trust Putin to watch your dog on vacation, but if he is threatening to move troops to the Ukrainian border, I bet you take him seriously, topless photos or not.
Yes. And RiffTrax has a riff for Plan 9. I know that Plan 9 is bad, but Manos is just plain awful.
chap: I guess I’m not a shirtless guy. There’s also a lot of hand-wringing about the “dignity of the office.” That’s probably where the impasse occurs. People want a populist president, but when he lets his man boobs hang out, they wonder aloud whether he can be taken seriously because he’s too “casual.”
Personally, the credibility issue with Obama has nothing to do with what he does or doesn’t happen to be wearing. It’s much deeper than attire.
Yes, Cosmo. As I said, it’s the liberal fascist hypocracy.
But remember, it’s the dear leader that is supposed to be the most fit (it’s a Darwiniac thing). He’s physically fit, therefore, he’s fit to rule. Get it? That’s the whole point of the article. Forget about the pictures and concentrate on the liberal facisim of the article. We are told that The One is an incredible physical specimen; just like the Italian press did with Mussolini. Since the dear leader is physically fit, the country must be physically fit. And the good little bundists in the press will continue to tell us what to think.
Any picture of BHO’s so-called impressive physique will never compensate for the fact that he’s pathetic at bowling.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081230/D95D1FUG0.html
from the anchoress;
Thats a bit too much credit IMO.
Lets have a race, ‘W’ vs BHussein, say about 3.5 miles?
“Smokey Bare” won’t even finish. He can play a little hoops, work out, but I bet President Bush is in better shape than the Smokey Bare.
Debbie, MM, everyone; feel free to use this new moniker.
TMT: I’m totally with you…I was alluding to the Goerings in Washington like Murtha, Frank, Schumer, et al.
Unfit for leadership.
Hell, throw Maxine Waters in there, too. Fat in mind only.
I also dig Rifftrax, which is like MST3k (same crew) but contemporary, major movies.
Their takedown of Matrix:Reloaded is just brutal.
The first RiffTrax I experienced (because that’s what it is!) was for The Matrix. Damn near peed my pants I was laughing so hard. Personally, the riffs of Harry Potter 1 and 2 are great! “Are you sure his name isn’t Mumble-dore?”
A powerful army and nuclear arsenal does not an effective Commander in Chief make.
No. That he won’t be taken seriously because he is a self-absorbed narcissist who whants to be seen and adored. The Putins of the world eat boys like him for lunch snacks. He may control the American media but he is soon to come to a rude awakening when faced with real-world challenges he and his syncophants cannot spin away.
He is a childish amateur celebrity likely to get a lot of people killed.
Go ahead on!
I hear they may have to make room for “The Spirit” in the awful list.
On December 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am, b-cat said:
Cheesecake actually refers to titillating pictures of the female form. Beefcake refers to the male. Comicbook store clerk for many years, trivia I just know.
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I also thought it was odd the see the term “cheesecake” in connection to a man. You’re right.
And it will take more than BEEFCAKE pictures of President Elect Obama to convince me to vote to reelect him 4 years from now; only time will tell. As Dennis Miller put it, I hope I’m salivating to vote for him by then, but not because of a shirtless picture.
FauxBama has now become both a cerebral and somatic narcissist. DOUBLE PUKE!!
Hope-a-Dope got elected on the basis of a combination American Idol / Cult of Personality connection with his supporters; it is no surprise whatsoever that we’re now seeing “Cult of the Strongman” photos a la Mussolini and Putin popping up in the media.
Hope-a-Dope is a creature of the press; he could never have won the donkey primary, not to mention the general election, without their cheerleading and blocking for him.
The only difference between Italy of the 1930s, Russia of today and the USA of tomorrow is that the first two had governments that intimidated and otherwise dragooned their media into over-the-top adulation of The Dear Leader.
The American media required no coercion at all; they were only too glad to fall in line.
I agree. I bet W could kick his butt aerobically, particularly with that nicotine problem.
Methinks the comment you quote is made in light of the fact that scopes on rifles are also quite good. If the paparazzi can get off a shot without the Secret Service knowing about it, I think they have a glaring hole in their security (which I assume they do not).