Friday afternoon comic relief: If fish are “sea kittens”…

I wrote about PETA’s anti-fishing jihad back in 2003. They’re still at it.
So, PETA now wants to rename fish “sea kittens” to turn children against the joys of sportfishing. And fish-eating. (Hat tip: Doug Ross)
Not kidding:
People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.
Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You’ve done enough damage, buddy. We’ve got it from here. And we’re going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?
Ask the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting sea kitten hunting.
I think I’ll make sea kitten sticks for lunch today.
Meanwhile, my fellow sea kitten-eaters at Twitter share their new names for other favorite foods:
Pasture puppies: Steak.
Yard birdie parmesan: Chicken parmesan.
Tuna sea kitties. Tuna fish.
And another snort-worthy euphemism:
“Maybe we should rename rats tube puppies. Think how much nicer the NYC subways would be!”
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Wonder what names PETA has for all the animals it has killed?
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Har!: Castle Argghhh! has redesigned your tuna sea kitten cans.
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PETA s/b PITA.
Shouldn’t these people have been removed from the gene pool already? Where’s evolution when you need it?
ummmm, Cajun style deep fried sea kitties and my cat would love ‘em , too….
“Omnia relinquit sevare republicam”
Cats…the other white meat.
So can we call congressmen “Hill Lemmings?”
You mean there are land kittens too?
Sounds delicious!
I’m picturing the dolphin scene from ‘TITANIC’.
Only now it’s cuddly kittens leaping in and out of the water….accompanied by equally cute ‘meows’.
Jack Dawson (to Fabrizio): “Look! Look there! See them?” (as he point down towards water)
‘Meeow…*splash*….Meeow…*splash*…’
My sick mind finds that somewhat amusing….perhaps I’ll fire-up my 3-D software and make it a reality.
Sea kitten sticks are yum. With tartar sauce FTW!!
FLUFFY!
Finding Sea Kittens- the Sequel
Can we still call fresh water fish, fish, since they don’t live in the sea?
“what’s the best sea kitten? chicken of the sea!” Just doesn’t have the same ring.
Has anyone asked Charlie the Tuna Sea Kitten what he thinks about a name change?
So can we start calling mice “pocket puppies”?
Now I want to go to Captain D’s or Long John Silvers and have a Sea Kitten Platter; it comes with Sea Puppies (shrimp)!
YUM!
I hope you provide a link so we can all enjoy.
I was picturing my cat swimming around in a fish tank.
That begs the question, would there really be such a thing as a catseakitten?
I thought sea kittens were baby catfish.
I think PETA has tee totaly gone off the deep end now.
Somehow the phrase “sleeping with the sea kittens” just doesn’t have the same impact.
Man, they’re pathetic! I’m having sea kitties for dinner tonight…with tartar sauce.
There was a website called People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) which was hilarious. Of course, the crazy PETA group didn’t seem to have a sense of humor.
A fried of mine wanted to start a group called Caring Rehabilitation of Animal Predators (CRAP).
Maybe PETA isn’t using the best tactics, but over-fishing is a very serious problem.
Here’s a challenge for MM and all the professional naysayers on the right: what should the US do about over-fishing? That is, besides making fun of someone else trying to do something? Or is that a myth along with global warming and over-population and unemployment?
Dear PETA,
You’ll never get us to go vegetarian. We LOVE the taste of meat (and poultry and fish, too)!
Signed,
The Predators of the Animal Kingdom
*out*
And how about “swims like a sea kitten”? That old expression of admiration would become fighting words!
What should we expect from the people who offered to pay Fishkill, NY to change their name to something ridiculous like Fishsave?
Something about feeding kittens to my kitties just doesn’t sit right with me.
Telling hubby to load the boat so we can go sea kitten-ing? Nope, doesn’t work for me, and he’d think I needed to be committed!
I’ll give you a hint – government is never the solution. But if you want to be specific as to area and or species, I can give you an answer.
These are both a myth. Global tempratures have dropped over the past several years, and in Western nations birth rates are at or nearing zero.
Nice try.
Would that make sharks Sea tigers?
whales= sea elephants.
Catfish?
As if Jessica Simpson didn’t have enough worries.
Now she has to wonder if Tuna is chicken, fish, or cat.
In a related story, the leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, al-Qaeda and the Taliban are seeking to replace the word “terrorist”. On their website they ask the question “Would people think twice about opposing the world domination of radical Islam and the murder of Jews, Christians and other infidels if our noble jihadis were called sand kittens?”
Either that, or he might assume you advocating stopping by the shelter for an unusual type of shark bait.
Where does PETA say that they’re talking about over-fishing. They are targeting all fishing.
If you believe that there is a balance to fishing, which is suggested by using the term over-fishing, then your own belief is at odds with PETA.
You are stretching what is a really funny attempt at PETA into something it isn’t.
Calling fish “sea kittens” is funny, lgm.
But let me see if I have this straight:
To lgm:
Joe Wurzelbacher = laughing stock for asking a question
Calling fish “sea kittens” = representative of a serious problem and no laughing matter.
Memo to PETA: This is a horrible idea.
It could give youngsters too young to understand semantics the mistaken idea that kittens are good swimmers. In bath tubs across America…
PETA members, there is an on switch connected to your brain. Please use it.
So, that makes Catfish Hunter “Sea Kitten Hunter”! I always liked that guy..
Since they’re slimy with little brains, maybe we can just call them PETA.
Not to mention that it makes “Catfish” redundant.
The irony is completely lost on these people. Cats are, after all, meat eating predators.
My collie says:
Yeah, maybe we’ll get to see him in The No Spin Zone (again). We desperately NEED Bill O’Reilly’s take on all of this, donchathink’?
LGM, Aquaculture is a multi-billion dollar business. Everyday more and more species of fish & shellfish are being farm raised both on-shore and off-shore. This is one of the fastest growing industries out there, and the future looks very promising.
Now, take deep breaths and come in off of the ledge.
I’m still in a quandary over lgm’s question. What I don’t know and can’t define is the word overfishing. Exactly what is overfishing. Exactly what is the right level of fishing? Says who?
Isn’t any level completely arbitrary?
So – lgm – please give us a QUANTITATIVE definition of overfishing.
overfishing? another canard from the left. The only countries overfishing are the ones that signed the Kyoto protocols( hypocritical leftist countries)….. kiss my arse…. “overfishing.”….Bah!
“Omnia relinquit sevare republicam”
Reminds me of the time we went fishing and accidentally left a minnow attached to a hook. Sometime later, we heard a zinging sound, like line stripping from a fishing reel, coming from the garage and ran out to see what was happening. Our neighbor’s dog had escaped from their backyard and snagged the dried bait and hook in its lip before running off toward home. My brothers and I chased the dog down and contained it while my father cut the hook from its lip. Now, we always ate what we caught. Fortunately, it was a weinie-dog.
madchef, a significant percentage of my families income comes from selling seafood, and I have to say lgm isn’t entirely wrong. The trade groups all agree.
But yeah, come on lgm! Let’s learn from each other! Which fishes are you specifically worried about?
Cartainly you don’t think a one-size-fits-all solution will work, do you?
Oh wait – you’re a liberal. You do.
Sadly that isn’t true. Best to let me handle this one. (Although it is remarkably easy since lgm won’t give us any specifics…and I am not going to do it for him.)
PETA’s true purpose – to eliminate land kitties
Please Eat The Animals!
They love the animals so much…I wonder how much of PETA’s budget is spent directly on preserving animal species? Do you think it is as much as those who hunt, and fish? How about as much as Ducks Unlimited, California Waterfowl Association, Mule Deer Unlimited, Trout Unlimited, Quail Unlimited, and on and on and on?
They don’t spend squat on the preservation of wildlife. Their money and energy is spent solely on the persecution of those that do. How many Federal Duck Stamps have their membership bought…ever? Zilch!
My daughter came home one day and announced she had joined PETA.
I said with bewilderment and astonishment, “Really?”
She replied, “Yup, People Enjoying Tasty Animals,” thus restoring my faith in our youth.
If I hear one more inane proposal from PETA, I’m going to have a sea cow!
Anyway, I can’t wait for somebody from PETA to fall over board and play kissy face with one of those Great White Sea Kittens.
Overfishing is also a justification for lgm’s support of abortion on demand.
Marco polo
Given your family’s expertise I will certainly defer to you on this one. My point was, that save for perhaps Japan, most Western countries are harvesting in responsible fashion. But you may”Fire away when ready, Gridley!”…. I do trust those who have experienced scenarios first hand such as this.
“Omnia relinquit sevare republicam”
Right_On,
You hit the nail on the head. Anytime someone asks me “why do you destroy nature?” I simply respond, “How much money did you contribute to conservation last year?” They never have an answer. Without true sportsmen (the imperial “men” meaning all participants), Conservation could not take place at all. We are the only people who fund conservation. The liberals simply use it as a means to an end..
And that is why it is important to teach your kids the joys of hunting and fishing BEFORE the ding bats can turn them. The youngest grandson is eight this year and it is with great joy I get to buy him his first rifle – .22LR bolt action. He has been fishing since we was four
These tree hugging, creation worshiping pagans and the Neanderthal have crossed paths. I do not push, but I always push back harder. Always.
My freezer is my trophy case.
David, since I’ve seen you post this motto previously, I was curious and looked it up.
Very minor note: Should it be servare instead of sevare?
I’ve come to realize that LGM is just an alias for the webmaster of this site. The moronic thoughts posted under this moniker are intended to create more commenting in dying threads. Thus creating more hits for the site.
At least I’d rather believe that than the alternative. No one can be that dim.
Leaving these western countries with unsustainable birth rates…dooms day effect in the end.
The U.S. is barely staying above this rate it’s self. Another side effect of Rowe vs. Wade.
A “progressive” is someone who enhusiastically spends someone elses money to control something they are indignant about.
Wow this comment does make me concerned that there may still be high levels of mercury in fish.
I was not suggesting that commercial fish farming relieved us of the need for conservation. However, there is alot of promise coming our way in field of aquacultutre. Much of it is still in it’s infancy. Many of my purveyors sell a wide array of farm raised seafood.
Salt
very astute. I wished to use the motto of the Society of the Cincinnati and did not include said “r”… thank you!
“Omnia relinquit servare republicam”
I’ll have to think of some smart-@ssed bumper sticker regarding sea-kittens to put next to other bumper sticker:
Nuke the Gay Baby Whales
Flyoverman,
So what you’re in essence saying is a liberal will gladly give you the shirt off someone elses’ back?
ROFL, Marco! But hey, that’s a great idea. Shelters are always over-run with cats, and not being a fan of cats….hmmm. /sarc
Oh, I almost forgot my best bumper sticker:
Carpe Diem, Cras
Did anyone else see the website long enough to read the “sea kitten facts?” It puts up random little blurbs. This one was particularly interesting –
Isn’t it RACISSSSSST to talk about Barrack Obama that way?
Right_On, you are well-named. But you left out Elk Unlimited, Turkey Unlimited, and countless other hunter/fisher groups that do far more for the wildlife population than PETA ever thought about. BTW, would someone like to come hunt in my backyard? The deer keep eating all my flowers!
Wow you bested me on that one. Your description is even better. KUDOS!
My former church (I’ve moved) is looking forward to selling some of their famous kitten-fry this Lent; my parents and I may even drive up there one day to get some!
I’m getting hungry!
Michelle, I have to say that following you on Twitter is so entertaining. Thanks for re-tweeting all of the hilarious stuff people have been saying. The “tube puppies” comment definitely takes the cake!
Yes. It is a myth.
Now go back to diversity-sensitivity training.
I hope that dolphins, squid, octopi, whales, and other larger sea kittens understand the scope of their destruction towards smaller sea kittens!
I have a new name for anyone associated with PETA: Stupid humans.
Every time I see a picture of a cartoon-y fish, I think of Finding Nemo, specifically, one part in particular that got stuck in my head:
“WAKE UP, FISHY!!!”
“Find a happy place, find a happy place, FIND A HAPPY PLACE….”
Cracks me up every time, which is a good thing, because it was one of two movies my nephews wanted to watch every day for months.
Fixed it for ya.
Seriously, I would give to the SPCA before PETA; they are about doing somehting real for neglected/abused animals. Peta is about imposing a leather-free/fur-free/vegan lifestyle on everyone.
Not to mention, killing puppies themselves.
This is such a silly idea.
lgm,
Overfishing has nothing to do with this topic, but to give you something to think about the Japanese stripped the roe from 600 million tons of pollak in Alaska in 1996 alone. Then dumped the dead fish back into the sea. Yes, overfishing and waste is a big problem. You at least could have done a little research and come up with some numbers. The above number comes from the Fisheries Council of Alaska when I researched this in 1998. No I’m not going to hunt for a link, you can do that idiot.
Hey Everyone, I created my own sea kitten!! Enjoy!
I say we go the other direction.
Ranchers raise herds of meat.
Eggs come from future McNuggets.
Kittens are Cultural Delicacies.
On January 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
Eggs come from future McNuggets.
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Easy, stomach . . . try to stop growling . . .
On January 9th, 2009 at 1:59 pm, quixoticBen said:
Hey Everyone, I created my own sea kitten!! Enjoy!
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Bravo!
I’m going to start calling REAL kittens ‘furry frye’.
All the more reason to munch them down as everyone knows eating smart animals has been shown to increase intelligence. This could help explain the learning problems of so many liberals who tend to vegetarian diets. I prefer my sea-kittens on the grill but they always to stick to the grill and fall apart when you flip them. I’m still working on this problem and am open to suggestions.
I made one of my own! I like his German mustache.
Doesn’t PETA know there is an over population of cats. http://www.cathobbyist.com/articles/FeralOverpopulation.html
If they insist on the words sea kittens, we may need to find a way of spaying them in order to keep them under control.
Gives you a whole new meaning to the idea of fixing fish for dinner.
Great. First we raise awareness about battered wives, then battered children – now battered fish fillets.
Along the lines of Dexter Alarius’ comment (#71), should we rename liberals as “unprocessed Soylent Green”?
Is there nothing that you on the left are opposed to, that isn’t always a “serious problem” or a “crisis?”
Liberal predictability is the bane of all serious discussion. One cannot exchange ideas with those who are not open to possibilities.
On January 9th, 2009 at 3:18 pm, karnold said:
Great. First we raise awareness about battered wives, then battered children – now battered fish fillets.
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One of my favorited quotes:
Veggies are what meat eats.
On January 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
One of my favorited quotes:
Veggies are what meat eats.
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Favorite quote? Sounds more like my philosophy.
Save a fish. Eat a PETA
Dear PETA,
F%$k off.
Sincerely,
Moi
Credit where its’ due.
You’re correct to call out some of the problems of -over-fishing. Our hostess, and anyone else who lives near or on the Chesapeake Bay can attest to some of the problems of the overfishing of the blue crab population. When i was a child, i remember blue crabs being easily and consistantly 8 inches from point to point. Now, you’re lucky to get 5. And sponge crabs (females bearing eggs) are often not thrown back into the water, which accelerates the problem.
Calling for people to slow down on the season, or limiting the amount…mixed results from what I’ve seen.
So yes, the real problem of overfishing is something that does, in fact, need to be addressed.
However.
I also believe you’re not being 100% with the stated issue at hand. PETA isnt looking to curb OVERfishing. They’re looking to do away with ANY fishing. I know that you’re aware of that difference, because its neither subtle nor hidden. PETA doesnt want anything fished anywhere, for any reason, regardless.
And I, for one, refuse to give up sushi.
But just remember kids, everytime you watch naughty films, God kills a sea kitten. *grin*
I always thought PETA stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.
Those PETA folks make me sick – they get all riled up over animals and are indifferent towards humans.
Can we still feed the land sea-lions?
That’s probably the best thing i’ve heard you say all day. WTG
I never could understand why they were like that…seems silly to me.
On January 9th, 2009 at 3:55 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
Those PETA folks make me sick – they get all riled up over animals and are indifferent towards humans.
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January 9th, 2009.
Frostrt agreed with Ilovemycountry.
A day that will live in infamy.
You may be on to something. Can anyone on here say that they have ever seen LGM and MM post at the exact same time??
Why do I have the sudden urge for sushi again today?
(stem-cells are the solution to overfishing)
I don’t think PETA was referring to the sport harvest of blue crabs…having said that, I am hesitant to mention crabs and kittens in the same sentence…don’t go there!
Blecch!
I’d rather have lobsters on my piano…
I don’t like sea kitties. Pond kitties are much better eatin’. Yep, there’s nuthin like snaggin a large Bass…er, I mean pond kitty, with a hoola-popper on the edge of the weeds.
Because when I die a cat
fishseakitten will eat me and vice versa. Fortunately the seakittens and I will both will eat the same things, so its really just a matter of who dies first. So far I am winning….When overseas, never ask what you are eating and it will all taste like chicken (maybe a little gamey though).
No, i wasnt specifically saying PETA said anything about them. I was making reference to overfishing, following up on what lgm had said…
Been there and had “shish ta-kitty” and “puppy-on-a-stick”. Those were our nicknames for it, but we really didn’t want to know.
abstractmind
I was being abstract…I guess you didn’t follow. Think “play on words…”
PETA has a problem not only with people eating the animal products, but with people who catch these food sources for recreation; e.g. “How can you get gratification out of the suffering of another living creature that you shoot, or stick a barbed hook in to?”