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1. #1
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, JamieD said:

   “Mission Impossible”

2. #2
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, Vntnrse said:

   My name is er eh…Jack Bauer…yeah, that’s the ticket…Jack Bauer….

3. #3
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, chapoutier said:

   Lindsay: You! You are still dangerous. You can be my wingman anytime.

   Joe: Bullsh**! You can be mine!

4. #4
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, zyzzyg said:

   “I wonder if there will be a caption contest for this photo.”

5. #5
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:48 pm, backwoods conservative said:

   If I wear these sunglasses maybe they won’t realize I’m the guy who wanted to divide up their country.

6. #6
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:52 pm, regularguy said:

   “Well, I guess this beats getting sent to Gaza for a photo op.”

7. #7
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:53 pm, backwoods conservative said:

   I’m Joe Cool. Where’s that round-headed kid?

8. #8
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:54 pm, bloghooligan said:

   “you know i’m bad, i’m bad, you know it….eeeee heeeee, jambohn”

9. #9
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:55 pm, Glidedon said:

   Joe plagiarizes Jack Bauer.

10. #10
    On January 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm, bloghooligan said:

    “the black turtleneck will deemphasize the white hair plugs”

11. #11
    On January 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm, JHSII said:

    “Mission Unpossible”

12. #12
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, BipolarNation dot Com said:

    “Above: Only a pair of aviator sunglasses currently hold Vice President-elect Joe Biden’s skin to his face.”

13. #13
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, alexwest said:

    mmmgleprh… (smack, smack) Tastes like McCainbipartisanshippower!

14. #14
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, zhohlz said:

    “Is this the line for movie tickets?”

15. #15
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, Cicero said:

    “So when do I meet the little Korean guy with the poufy hair?”

16. #16
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    “Sarah Palin…Sarah Palin…I am the Bidenator.

17. #17
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm, Yishai said:

    “I feel the need, the need for speed! OWW!”

18. #18
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:06 pm, Cicero said:

    “What would Neil Kinnock say?”

19. #19
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm, thefoundingfathers said:

    Cool Shades – $60

    Corinthian Leather Jacket – $300

    Taxpayer funded flight to show your a macho man – PRICELESS!

20. #20
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm, Tom Blogical said:

    chapoutier gets my vote! LMAO!

    I’ll still give it a try though.

    “How’d you know my call name was Jester?”

21. #21
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:11 pm, almeehan said:

    Yes, that’s right, I’m Joe. You know the VP for Barack America.

22. #22
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm, almeehan said:

    Yes, that’s right I’m Joe. The VP for Barack America.

23. #23
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:13 pm, regularguy said:

    A week after being denied entrance to a Washington movie theater, Vice-President-elect Joe Biden is dispatched to North Korea. The new VP visited a remote Korean turnip cannery to launch an Obama humanitarian and diplomatic offensive to secure peace and celebrate respect for North Korea’s outstanding food capability, as well as to simply get rid of the obnoxious gasbag VP for a few weeks.

24. #24
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “Good, clean, bright, and articulate fun”;
    Lindsay Graham?

    What was that thread about piñata?

    So much for bringing the country together

    First of all you have to HANG the piñata. That would be fun.

25. #25
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:23 pm, wink said:

    Gird your loins men. The kingdom of the crystal skull lurks just beyond.

26. #26
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm, gco said:

    I’m in the phone book!!! Things are gonna start happening for me now!!

27. #27
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm, wink said:

    Paul Blart – Mall Cop

28. #28
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    Biden:[laughs] I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers voters? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me.

    RINO: You’re garbage who kills lies for money and power.

    Biden: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people elite politicians, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

29. #29
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm, hadsil said:

    “Your freedoms will be terminated. Where’s Sarah Connor?”

30. #30
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm, schmanz said:

    Incompetence in Action

31. #31
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:35 pm, av8tr said:

    He was wearing a fedora, but it was sniped right off his head. Man, does this guy just ooze machismo or what!?

32. #32
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm, tiefelj said:

    My leather jackety cost me 25 years of service, this looks too new. Hmmm, maybe a newbie? what a loser.

    Jake

33. #33
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm, Gwillie said:

    These glasses make me look cool. The best $2.50 I ever spent!

34. #34
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:51 pm, meangreenfan said:

    CSI: Dover

35. #35
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am, single stack said:

    Mission Implausible

36. #36
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:14 am, richardbo said:

    Where am I? Who am I?

37. #37
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:18 am, goodforlaughs said:

    L: Don’t worry, Joe. I got your back!
    J: Think they’ll let me see the movie this time? Maybe I should remove the shades.

38. #38
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:20 am, jencab said:

    Don Quixote Biden chasing a long lost dream of being relevant. Trying to at least make news overseas, he is guided by his new sidekick Sancho Panza Grahamnesty who knows no borders.

39. #39
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:26 am, mikepatr said:

    I love it when a plan comes together.

40. #40
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am, FamilyMan said:

    What if I get really get shot at this time?

41. #41
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:30 am, HuskySig said:

    Biden, Joe Biden.

42. #42
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:32 am, The Ugly American said:

    Okay, first things first. Get me a Slurpee and a Dunkin Donut.

    Wait …this isn’t Punjab?

43. #43
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am, InCali said:

    “Biden….. Joe Biden.”

44. #44
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am, InCali said:

    Beat me to it, Husky

45. #45
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:35 am, The Ugly American said:

    Hey! ..anybody here from Scranton?

46. #46
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am, The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

47. #47
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:38 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    The Wretched Stuff

48. #48
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:43 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am, The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

    Ugy, you made me laugh out loud! Thanks.

49. #49
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am, Speakup said:

    Ey! Goomba! Joespe Soprano.

50. #50
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am, FamilyMan said:

    God. I’ve got to get out of here before our new administration is tested.

51. #51
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am, FamilyMan said:

    Just act cool. Don’t say everything that pops into my head. Remember that now. Remember that.

52. #52
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    Can you all just stop and consider that we are ridiculing a United States Senator and VP Elect? Not that we shouldn’t be doing it because, Lord knows, he deserves it, but what does it say about the state of our nation? Pretty bad, I’d say… Yes. The day of statesmanship in our country has ended. God help us.

53. #53
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:50 am, prendad said:

    Geeze I really feel hip and cool. Got to remember to conveniently “forget” to give back the shades and flight jacket.

54. #54
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:01 am, The Ugly American said:

    A nerd, a turd and 9/11.

55. #55
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:04 am, winemkr said:

    I love my country.

    It could be true….

56. #56
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:08 am, The Ugly American said:

    Marine: [laughing] Uh, Mr. Biden, can I ask you something? Those sunglasses, they’re really nice: are they government-issued or do all you guys go to the same store to get them?

57. #57
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:09 am, Sergeant Tim said:

    Hey, which one of you guys starched my leather jacket’s collar?

58. #58
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:12 am, The Ugly American said:

    Right this way to the shark tank, Mr. Biden.

59. #59
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:13 am, The Ugly American said:

    Rebel without a clue.

60. #60
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:14 am, Doctor Hook said:

    He’s not even president yet, and he’s already sending me out on junkets to get me out of D.C……presumptuous b@$#@*d.

61. #61
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:16 am, frayed said:

    They call me Shaft!

    Not because of what I’ve done to my country mind you.

62. #62
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:18 am, leepro said:

    Caption:
    Damn! It’s getting harder and harder pretending to be a Republican!

63. #63
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:20 am, AlohaGuy said:

    “Girlyman? I thought he said, ‘I’ll get you a girly Man!”

64. #64
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:28 am, Mommaofmany said:

    This one is the winner…
    

    The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

    …followed closely by:

    frayed said:They call me Shaft!

    Not because of what I’ve done to my country mind you.

65. #65
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:33 am, simcoe said:

    Damned Republic! We will put an end to it.

66. #66
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:37 am, The Ugly American said:

    I …*dons sunglasses*… am gonna get to the truth…

    *cue Won’t Get Fooled Again*

67. #67
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:39 am, The Ugly American said:

    Fonzi called, he wants his jacket back.

68. #68
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:52 am, Cosmo said:

    Man, these blue blockers really do cut the glare.

69. #69
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:54 am, Cosmo said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    I wholeheartedly agree–okay, half-heartedly…but I want you to go over to Kos or HuffPoo and post this same type of comment and compare the tone of the replies you get.

    C’mon. Just do it.

70. #70
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:03 am, monotonousboy said:

    There is one word that describes my suave appearance, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word; plugs,
    P-L-U-G-S!

71. #71
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:05 am, Freddy said:

    “I thought the green zone would be green”

72. #72
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:06 am, postobitum said:

    sssss…..yeah. Cue the music, man…

    (all. my. friends. know the low rider.
    the low. rider. is a little higher.
    take a little trip…take a little trip with me-eeee!)

73. #73
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:08 am, Wallyinthedesert said:

    “Lindsay! Stand up! Let them see you! Oh, what am I saying?! You’re already standing!”

74. #74
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:11 am, dlkuzara said:

    “I shouldn’t be going off like this.”

75. #75
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:15 am, Christian Soldier said:

    I’ve got a RINO on my left and a ….

76. #76
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:11 am, rocketman said:

    Damn that S.O.B Rove–he starched my shorts again!
    ***
    John Bibb

77. #77
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:17 am, rocketman said:

    That bakery looks suspicious chief–I’m going to check it out for yellowcakes!
    ***
    John Bibb

78. #78
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:28 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    “What? Secret Service said I can’t drive a red sports car?”

    “But my ensamble won’t be complete without it.”

    “Nobody ever let’s me be cool.”

79. #79
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:31 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    Designer fashion by Tom Cruise.

    New for this winter, the ‘Retro’ line.

    Available at Wal-Mart.

80. #80
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:36 am, Jean said:

    SUNDAY MONDAY … HAPPY DAYS… TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS….

    This Fall on NBC… Happy Days: Golden Boys

    Episode 1: Fronzie Got Grey

    EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

81. #81
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:39 am, 4USA said:

    “Who, Senator Graham? Yeah, he’s been following me around asking if he can help gird my loins.”

82. #82
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:51 am, seveneleventy said:

    a noun, a verb, and hope and change! Yeah man, now that’s a story!

83. #83
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:57 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    …as he rides off into the sunset for three years of obscurity.

84. #84
    On January 13th, 2009 at 4:01 am, ErikTheRed said:

    Argh! If I can just hold it for 30 more minutes of this… Shouldn’t have had all of those drinks on the plane…

85. #85
    On January 13th, 2009 at 5:34 am, Croaker said:

    Thank you Michelle for not linking the pic of Biden after the Terminator stole his clothes.

86. #86
    On January 13th, 2009 at 5:41 am, revelation21four said:

    This tape will self-destruct in four years.

87. #87
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:34 am, McCloud9 said:

    “Well Graham… I told you Air Force to would Leave without Us”

88. #88
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:38 am, zorro said:

    I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

89. #89
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:44 am, et said:

    One last visit to Baghdad, while its still safe.

    or

    Meet Lindsay, my new left hand man. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

90. #90
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:49 am, bansharia said:

    OT:
    Senate to vote on Hillary day of ingruntation???? what else will they try to ram thru while nobody is looking?

91. #91
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:49 am, pakurilecz said:

    I guess Joe’s never seen Tarantino on “Top Gun”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM

92. #92
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:50 am, FamilyMan said:

    Barack has his beach porn. Maybe now the ladies in the press will start lusting after me.

93. #93
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:55 am, Kevin from Ohio in Virginia said:

    007 tours his new retirement home.

94. #94
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:01 am, Kevin from Ohio in Virginia said:

    Does Vice President-elect Biden look a little bit like Stan Lee? Mr. Lee is the creator of many of Marvel Comics’ major characters, including Spider-Man, Iron Man, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men, among others.

    Picture here:

    http://blog.wired.com/underwire/images/2008/06/09/stan_lee_250.jpg

95. #95
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:05 am, PKAmmoTroop said:

    You can describe me with a three letter word: K-O-O-L!

96. #96
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:24 am, beachmom said:

    “I’m glad I left Susan Collins home. She just can’t pull off this cool look. And I don’t think she has a black turtleneck anyway.”

    “Gee, I wonder if CBS will see this and give me my own CSI or spy show?”

    “Everyone with sunglasses on my right and everyone without sunglasses, on my left.”

97. #97
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:38 am, kwyoung said:

    “We’re from the Office of the President Elect. It’s okay, I have foreign policy experience.”

98. #98
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:45 am, jsr said:

    Agent 86 goes to Iraq.

99. #99
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:49 am, Simon86 said:

    Bob Barker enjoying his retirement from “The Price is Right”

100. #100
     On January 13th, 2009 at 7:52 am, Gwillie said:

     On January 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am, Jet Jaguar said:
     Well yes, but were not calling him a “The evil puppet master Darth Cheney Bidin.”