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1. #589415
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, JamieD said:

   “Mission Impossible”

2. #589416
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, Vntnrse said:

   My name is er eh…Jack Bauer…yeah, that’s the ticket…Jack Bauer….

3. #589417
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, chapoutier said:

   Lindsay: You! You are still dangerous. You can be my wingman anytime.

   Joe: Bullsh**! You can be mine!

4. #589418
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, zyzzyg said:

   “I wonder if there will be a caption contest for this photo.”

5. #589421
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:48 pm, backwoods conservative said:

   If I wear these sunglasses maybe they won’t realize I’m the guy who wanted to divide up their country.

6. #589422
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:52 pm, regularguy said:

   “Well, I guess this beats getting sent to Gaza for a photo op.”

7. #589424
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:53 pm, backwoods conservative said:

   I’m Joe Cool. Where’s that round-headed kid?

8. #589425
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:54 pm, bloghooligan said:

   “you know i’m bad, i’m bad, you know it….eeeee heeeee, jambohn”

9. #589426
   On January 12th, 2009 at 10:55 pm, Glidedon said:

   Joe plagiarizes Jack Bauer.

10. #589427
    On January 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm, bloghooligan said:

    “the black turtleneck will deemphasize the white hair plugs”

11. #589428
    On January 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm, JHSII said:

    “Mission Unpossible”

12. #589429
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, BipolarNation dot Com said:

    “Above: Only a pair of aviator sunglasses currently hold Vice President-elect Joe Biden’s skin to his face.”

13. #589430
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, alexwest said:

    mmmgleprh… (smack, smack) Tastes like McCainbipartisanshippower!

14. #589431
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, zhohlz said:

    “Is this the line for movie tickets?”

15. #589433
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, Cicero said:

    “So when do I meet the little Korean guy with the poufy hair?”

16. #589434
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    “Sarah Palin…Sarah Palin…I am the Bidenator.

17. #589435
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm, Yishai said:

    “I feel the need, the need for speed! OWW!”

18. #589436
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:06 pm, Cicero said:

    “What would Neil Kinnock say?”

19. #589439
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm, thefoundingfathers said:

    Cool Shades – $60

    Corinthian Leather Jacket – $300

    Taxpayer funded flight to show your a macho man – PRICELESS!

20. #589440
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm, Tom Blogical said:

    chapoutier gets my vote! LMAO!

    I’ll still give it a try though.

    “How’d you know my call name was Jester?”

21. #589443
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:11 pm, almeehan said:

    Yes, that’s right, I’m Joe. You know the VP for Barack America.

22. #589445
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm, almeehan said:

    Yes, that’s right I’m Joe. The VP for Barack America.

23. #589446
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:13 pm, regularguy said:

    A week after being denied entrance to a Washington movie theater, Vice-President-elect Joe Biden is dispatched to North Korea. The new VP visited a remote Korean turnip cannery to launch an Obama humanitarian and diplomatic offensive to secure peace and celebrate respect for North Korea’s outstanding food capability, as well as to simply get rid of the obnoxious gasbag VP for a few weeks.

24. #589449
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “Good, clean, bright, and articulate fun”;
    Lindsay Graham?

    What was that thread about piñata?

    So much for bringing the country together

    First of all you have to HANG the piñata. That would be fun.

25. #589450
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:23 pm, wink said:

    Gird your loins men. The kingdom of the crystal skull lurks just beyond.

26. #589451
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm, gco said:

    I’m in the phone book!!! Things are gonna start happening for me now!!

27. #589452
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm, wink said:

    Paul Blart – Mall Cop

28. #589453
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    Biden:[laughs] I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers voters? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me.

    RINO: You’re garbage who kills lies for money and power.

    Biden: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people elite politicians, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

29. #589454
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm, hadsil said:

    “Your freedoms will be terminated. Where’s Sarah Connor?”

30. #589455
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm, schmanz said:

    Incompetence in Action

31. #589458
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:35 pm, av8tr said:

    He was wearing a fedora, but it was sniped right off his head. Man, does this guy just ooze machismo or what!?

32. #589460
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm, tiefelj said:

    My leather jackety cost me 25 years of service, this looks too new. Hmmm, maybe a newbie? what a loser.

    Jake

33. #589463
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm, Gwillie said:

    These glasses make me look cool. The best $2.50 I ever spent!

34. #589464
    On January 12th, 2009 at 11:51 pm, meangreenfan said:

    CSI: Dover

35. #589468
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am, single stack said:

    Mission Implausible

36. #589472
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:14 am, richardbo said:

    Where am I? Who am I?

37. #589474
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:18 am, goodforlaughs said:

    L: Don’t worry, Joe. I got your back!
    J: Think they’ll let me see the movie this time? Maybe I should remove the shades.

38. #589475
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:20 am, jencab said:

    Don Quixote Biden chasing a long lost dream of being relevant. Trying to at least make news overseas, he is guided by his new sidekick Sancho Panza Grahamnesty who knows no borders.

39. #589477
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:26 am, mikepatr said:

    I love it when a plan comes together.

40. #589479
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am, FamilyMan said:

    What if I get really get shot at this time?

41. #589480
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:30 am, HuskySig said:

    Biden, Joe Biden.

42. #589482
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:32 am, The Ugly American said:

    Okay, first things first. Get me a Slurpee and a Dunkin Donut.

    Wait …this isn’t Punjab?

43. #589484
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am, InCali said:

    “Biden….. Joe Biden.”

44. #589485
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am, InCali said:

    Beat me to it, Husky

45. #589486
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:35 am, The Ugly American said:

    Hey! ..anybody here from Scranton?

46. #589487
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am, The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

47. #589488
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:38 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    The Wretched Stuff

48. #589489
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:43 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am, The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

    Ugy, you made me laugh out loud! Thanks.

49. #589490
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am, Speakup said:

    Ey! Goomba! Joespe Soprano.

50. #589491
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am, FamilyMan said:

    God. I’ve got to get out of here before our new administration is tested.

51. #589493
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am, FamilyMan said:

    Just act cool. Don’t say everything that pops into my head. Remember that now. Remember that.

52. #589494
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    Can you all just stop and consider that we are ridiculing a United States Senator and VP Elect? Not that we shouldn’t be doing it because, Lord knows, he deserves it, but what does it say about the state of our nation? Pretty bad, I’d say… Yes. The day of statesmanship in our country has ended. God help us.

53. #589496
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:50 am, prendad said:

    Geeze I really feel hip and cool. Got to remember to conveniently “forget” to give back the shades and flight jacket.

54. #589501
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:01 am, The Ugly American said:

    A nerd, a turd and 9/11.

55. #589502
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:04 am, winemkr said:

    I love my country.

    It could be true….

56. #589504
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:08 am, The Ugly American said:

    Marine: [laughing] Uh, Mr. Biden, can I ask you something? Those sunglasses, they’re really nice: are they government-issued or do all you guys go to the same store to get them?

57. #589505
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:09 am, Sergeant Tim said:

    Hey, which one of you guys starched my leather jacket’s collar?

58. #589506
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:12 am, The Ugly American said:

    Right this way to the shark tank, Mr. Biden.

59. #589507
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:13 am, The Ugly American said:

    Rebel without a clue.

60. #589510
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:14 am, Doctor Hook said:

    He’s not even president yet, and he’s already sending me out on junkets to get me out of D.C……presumptuous b@$#@*d.

61. #589512
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:16 am, frayed said:

    They call me Shaft!

    Not because of what I’ve done to my country mind you.

62. #589515
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:18 am, leepro said:

    Caption:
    Damn! It’s getting harder and harder pretending to be a Republican!

63. #589516
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:20 am, AlohaGuy said:

    “Girlyman? I thought he said, ‘I’ll get you a girly Man!”

64. #589521
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:28 am, Mommaofmany said:

    This one is the winner…
    

    The Ugly American said:

    I got three words for all you guys …keep up the good work.

    …followed closely by:

    frayed said:They call me Shaft!

    Not because of what I’ve done to my country mind you.

65. #589522
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:33 am, simcoe said:

    Damned Republic! We will put an end to it.

66. #589523
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:37 am, The Ugly American said:

    I …*dons sunglasses*… am gonna get to the truth…

    *cue Won’t Get Fooled Again*

67. #589526
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:39 am, The Ugly American said:

    Fonzi called, he wants his jacket back.

68. #589528
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:52 am, Cosmo said:

    Man, these blue blockers really do cut the glare.

69. #589529
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:54 am, Cosmo said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    I wholeheartedly agree–okay, half-heartedly…but I want you to go over to Kos or HuffPoo and post this same type of comment and compare the tone of the replies you get.

    C’mon. Just do it.

70. #589530
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:03 am, monotonousboy said:

    There is one word that describes my suave appearance, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word; plugs,
    P-L-U-G-S!

71. #589531
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:05 am, Freddy said:

    “I thought the green zone would be green”

72. #589532
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:06 am, postobitum said:

    sssss…..yeah. Cue the music, man…

    (all. my. friends. know the low rider.
    the low. rider. is a little higher.
    take a little trip…take a little trip with me-eeee!)

73. #589533
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:08 am, Wallyinthedesert said:

    “Lindsay! Stand up! Let them see you! Oh, what am I saying?! You’re already standing!”

74. #589534
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:11 am, dlkuzara said:

    “I shouldn’t be going off like this.”

75. #589535
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:15 am, Christian Soldier said:

    I’ve got a RINO on my left and a ….

76. #589537
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:11 am, rocketman said:

    Damn that S.O.B Rove–he starched my shorts again!
    ***
    John Bibb

77. #589538
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:17 am, rocketman said:

    That bakery looks suspicious chief–I’m going to check it out for yellowcakes!
    ***
    John Bibb

78. #589541
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:28 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    “What? Secret Service said I can’t drive a red sports car?”

    “But my ensamble won’t be complete without it.”

    “Nobody ever let’s me be cool.”

79. #589542
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:31 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    Designer fashion by Tom Cruise.

    New for this winter, the ‘Retro’ line.

    Available at Wal-Mart.

80. #589544
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:36 am, Jean said:

    SUNDAY MONDAY … HAPPY DAYS… TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS….

    This Fall on NBC… Happy Days: Golden Boys

    Episode 1: Fronzie Got Grey

    EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

81. #589545
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:39 am, 4USA said:

    “Who, Senator Graham? Yeah, he’s been following me around asking if he can help gird my loins.”

82. #589546
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:51 am, seveneleventy said:

    a noun, a verb, and hope and change! Yeah man, now that’s a story!

83. #589547
    On January 13th, 2009 at 3:57 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    …as he rides off into the sunset for three years of obscurity.

84. #589549
    On January 13th, 2009 at 4:01 am, ErikTheRed said:

    Argh! If I can just hold it for 30 more minutes of this… Shouldn’t have had all of those drinks on the plane…

85. #589556
    On January 13th, 2009 at 5:34 am, Croaker said:

    Thank you Michelle for not linking the pic of Biden after the Terminator stole his clothes.

86. #589557
    On January 13th, 2009 at 5:41 am, revelation21four said:

    This tape will self-destruct in four years.

87. #589565
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:34 am, McCloud9 said:

    “Well Graham… I told you Air Force to would Leave without Us”

88. #589568
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:38 am, zorro said:

    I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

89. #589570
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:44 am, et said:

    One last visit to Baghdad, while its still safe.

    or

    Meet Lindsay, my new left hand man. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

90. #589571
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:49 am, bansharia said:

    OT:
    Senate to vote on Hillary day of ingruntation???? what else will they try to ram thru while nobody is looking?

91. #589572
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:49 am, pakurilecz said:

    I guess Joe’s never seen Tarantino on “Top Gun”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM

92. #589573
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:50 am, FamilyMan said:

    Barack has his beach porn. Maybe now the ladies in the press will start lusting after me.

93. #589575
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:55 am, Kevin from Ohio in Virginia said:

    007 tours his new retirement home.

94. #589578
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:01 am, Kevin from Ohio in Virginia said:

    Does Vice President-elect Biden look a little bit like Stan Lee? Mr. Lee is the creator of many of Marvel Comics’ major characters, including Spider-Man, Iron Man, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men, among others.

    Picture here:

    http://blog.wired.com/underwire/images/2008/06/09/stan_lee_250.jpg

95. #589579
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:05 am, PKAmmoTroop said:

    You can describe me with a three letter word: K-O-O-L!

96. #589583
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:24 am, beachmom said:

    “I’m glad I left Susan Collins home. She just can’t pull off this cool look. And I don’t think she has a black turtleneck anyway.”

    “Gee, I wonder if CBS will see this and give me my own CSI or spy show?”

    “Everyone with sunglasses on my right and everyone without sunglasses, on my left.”

97. #589586
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:38 am, kwyoung said:

    “We’re from the Office of the President Elect. It’s okay, I have foreign policy experience.”

98. #589587
    On January 13th, 2009 at 7:45 am, jsr said:

    Agent 86 goes to Iraq.