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1. #101
   On January 13th, 2009 at 7:54 am, backwoods conservative said:

   And in this picture we have a prime example of style over substance.

2. #102
   On January 13th, 2009 at 7:59 am, jangar said:

   “I make these glasses look good!”

3. #103
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:16 am, JohnnyAngel said:

   I spent damn good money on this disguise and I STILL can’t shake Ricky Gervais from my tail…

4. #104
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:17 am, Dave from Flint said:

   Sniper fire? I’m too cool for sniper fire.

5. #105
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:21 am, frontierguy said:

   Joe: Lindsy…get on the horn back home and tell Consuela that I want my bed and pillows fluffed every day while I am gone this time. Oh, and tell Jose that the front yard gardenias are looking pekid, they need a little more water. Lindsy..are you writing this down? I swear, it is so hard to find good help these days!

6. #106
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:32 am, lottadawg said:

   Now lean slightly on the cane and hold the cup steady with your right.

7. #107
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:40 am, docflash said:

   On January 13th, 2009 at 7:38 am, kwyoung said:
   “We’re from the Office of the President Elect. It’s okay, I have foreign policy experience.”

   And we are here to help.

8. #108
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:41 am, nail49 said:

   “I’m too sexy for a tie, too sexy for a tie…”

9. #109
   On January 13th, 2009 at 8:43 am, Flyoverman said:

   “Instead of kickin’ back in St. Moritz skiing, Obama sends me here?”

10. #110
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:50 am, Garathorn said:

    With these Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, I am not afraid to walk around in the Green Zone. (A little Hitchhiker’s Guide knowledge is helpful on this one)

11. #111
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:51 am, KB said:

    DORK!

12. #112
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:52 am, Cadman said:

    “Sheesh, the boss is surfing in Hawaii and sends me out looking for a 57th state”

13. #113
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:53 am, eaglehaslanded said:

    This is going to be easy, considering the evil piece of crap I’m replacing.

14. #114
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:54 am, misterbee241 said:

    Slo-Joe is here and has the situation under control.
    Idiot.

15. #115
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:59 am, Stoutcat said:

    “We’re going through!” Commander Biden’s voice was like thin ice breaking. He wore his flight jacket, with the aviator sunglasses pulled down rakishly over his cold gray eyes. “We can’t make it, sir. It’s spoiling for a hurricane, if you ask me.” “I’m not asking you, Lieutenant Graham,” said the Commander. “Throw on the power lights! Rev her up to 8500! We’re going through!” The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. Biden stared at the ice forming on the pilot window. He walked over and twisted a row of complicated dials. “Switch on No. 8 auxiliary!” he shouted. “Switch on No. 8 auxiliary!” repeated Lieutenant Graham. “Full strength in No. 3 turret!” shouted Biden. “Full strength in No. 3 turret!” The crew, bending to their various tasks in the huge, hurtling eight-engined Navy hydroplane, looked at each other and grinned. “Old Man Biden’ll get us through,” they said to one another. “Old Man Biden ain’t afraid of hell!”

16. #116
    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:59 am, bsmarj said:

    Male agent,”Oh man, what did Joe eat?”

    Female agent, “I hate walking behind him after Mexican food night.”

17. #117
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:03 am, MrVIBEMAN said:

    *Can of paint in left hand*

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm.
    I’ve been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it’s all right, it’s O.K.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times’ effect on man.

    AH AH AH AH STAYINGGG ALIVVVVVVEEEEE!

18. #118
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:06 am, Trollman said:

    “Leather jacket? Check.
    Upturned collar? Check.
    Sunglasses? Check.

    As Barack says, I am the epitome of a certain three-letter word: C-O-O-L.”

19. #119
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:09 am, beachmom said:

    “This looks almost as cool as my Home Depot apron!”

20. #120
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:10 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Maverick: I feel the need…
    Maverick, Goose: …the need for speed!

21. #121
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:11 am, RThomasETC said:

    “She’s diggin’ my style
    My swag, my sway, my swerve
    My way with words
    the boy’s absurd for sure …”

    - P. Diddy in Come To Me

22. #122
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:11 am, b-cat said:

    “Why is that creepy Lindsay Graham always following me? I thought he was McCain’s lapdog.”

23. #123
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:15 am, katieanne said:

    Joe Cool stuck on stupid.

24. #124
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:19 am, guitarguy said:

    “I’ll be back.”

    ….or….

    “So do ya feel lucky…….punk?”

25. #125
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:22 am, Anon Y. Mous said:

    “There’s a new Top Gun in town, and I don’t care if you tell Tom Cruise I said so!”

26. #126
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:23 am, Flyoverman said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 8:53 am, eaglehaslanded said:
    This is going to be easy, considering the evil piece of crap I’m replacing.

    ROTFLMAO….. I believe if you check his statements in the media, The One you worship is rapidly finding out that the “evil piece of crap” pretty much knew waht he was doing.

    “Many of those people (in Gitmo) may actually be dangerous.” Really?

    Well, Good Morning, Your Worship. Welcome to the real world. Those intell briefings certainly do create a “moment of pause” now don’t they?

27. #127
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:24 am, jangar said:

    Finally let out of the closet, Joe sports sunglasses.

28. #128
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:25 am, madchef said:

    “WOW, Now I know how FDR felt when he charged up San Juan Hill.”

29. #129
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:27 am, DocattheAutopsy said:

    Only Cheney can snarl like Cheney.

30. #130
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am, mojoe said:

    “They said my office was down at the end of this alley, anybody see it?”

31. #131
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am, long_haired_conservative said:

    Heh! My vote goes to Stoutcat’s Walter Mitty reference!

    “‘Puppy biscuits!’ That man just said ‘puppy biscuits!’”

32. #132
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:34 am, abqalan said:

    “Hey Lindsay!, Why is Dear Leader making me hide behind theses glasses?”

33. #133
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:35 am, BOB said:

    This is Iraq Lindsey, don’t mention your sexual preference here!

34. #134
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:37 am, FamilyMan said:

    “‘Puppy biscuits!”
    Is that like “sea kittens”?

35. #135
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:45 am, JohnnyNJ said:

    “Hey Lindsay, the ladies think I’m hot in this outfit, do you think I should wear it the next time I’m on the Chris Matthews Show”?

36. #136
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:45 am, Stoutcat said:

    Heh, glad you got it. I love Walter Mitty and therefore am sorry to nit-pick, but it’s “puppy biscuit” (singular).

    Oh, this is shaping up to be a lovely story, I vote we bring in the sea kitties, too.

37. #137
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am, FamilyMan said:

    GEE!
    We’ve must have some old people here that actually know who James Thurber is.

38. #138
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:08 am, max said:

    apropos of not much… I actually had that exact same jacket, purchased in like 1985… wore it til it wore out…

    i miss it! great jacket (sniff)…
    Joe must have had his in the closet for years….

39. #139
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:08 am, sonofdy said:

    “I am here to speak softly and carry a limp wet noodle.”

40. #140
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:11 am, sonofdy said:

    “No achmed, I am not a gay man trolling for young boys”

41. #141
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am, abstractmind said:

    “Lindsey, make sure you have that extra box of Depends handy, we’re gonna need it when the crap hits the fan around here.”

42. #142
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:22 am, dkeppner said:

    From his own mouth:

    “…no end in sight.” “The costs of staying are immense,” Biden told Today host Matt Lauer, “It’s killing us.”

43. #143
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am, Laree said:

    http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/01/where-is-joe-biden.html

44. #144
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:32 am, ahraley said:

    ” Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don’t own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. You’ve been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times,…”

45. #145
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:39 am, bsmarj said:

    “If we have to follow him to Home Depot and eat another one of those hot dogs, I’m going to puke!”

46. #146
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am, bsmarj said:

    “Biden, Joe Biden.”

47. #147
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am, Kevin K. said:

    Stoutcat (#113) Great use of Thurber’s Walter Mitty. Kudos also to long_haired_conservative and FamilyMan for picking up on it. Thurber is perhaps my favorite author.

    I’ll bet the Thurber reference would be over the head of Senator (until next week) Biden–even if he had seen the movie* instead of reading the short story.

    *Danny Kaye songs and the lovely Virginia Mayo–ah!

48. #148
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am, CyberCipher said:

    Ha! They can’t see me now.

49. #149
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:03 am, BKennedy said:

    “In 1977 I jumped that vicious shark. In Wilmington and Scranton I was known as the cool guy. Stuff it, Potsy: I used to say.”

50. #150
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am, long_haired_conservative said:

    “Thurber Carnival” is one of the books I keep at my bedside. I read it again just a couple weeks ago (so I have little excuse for getting the quote wrong, my apologies).

    I remember my parents having a copy when I was a kid, so Walter Mitty and I go back a LO-O-ONG way. And yes, I am old… 55 last month.

    How about this: “You wait here and I’ll bring my etchings down.”

    Classic stuff. Thurber is under-appreciated.

51. #151
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am, swmntman said:

    “…Lindsay! Stay behind me, man! Afghanistan is a dangerous place.” (whispers to soldier: Why does that sign say Welcome to Flint, Michigan?)

52. #152
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:23 am, John Deaux said:

    I didn’t pop my collar. I just put the jacket on and it rose all by itself.

    BTW, where’s Murdock and B.A.?

53. #153
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:38 am, Stoutcat said:

    long_haired_conservative (#150):

    Heh. My world and welcome to it: 55 is the new 30. Says so in all the papers. Not quite there yet myself, but I will be soon enough.

    Thank God for parents who cared enough to make sure I was properly educated.

54. #154
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:40 am, Stoutcat said:

    Kevin K. (#147)

    Thanks, I believe you are correct, sir. It would be over the heads of many in Congress these days, as well as pretty much anyone under the age of, what, maybe 40?

55. #155
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:19 pm, Khyris said:

    This is going to be easy, considering the evil piece of crap I’m replacing.

    What? Did I miss the news Obama’s been impeached already?

56. #156
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    But only good, clean, bright, and articulate fun:

    I hope Lindsey’s stealing my wallet. Either way, I’m beginning to like it…

57. #157
    On January 13th, 2009 at 12:55 pm, swmntman said:

    haha — Aloha, you win!

58. #158
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Joe Biden says, “Ooooh, do I look cool enough to be in a war zone? Think those sappy GIs will be impressed with my flight jacket and aviator glasses? Gee, why does everyone around here have a look on their face like they’re going to throw up? I just don’t get this place…”

59. #159
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, Jamfish said:

    “I can’t see a damn thing out of these glasses.”

60. #160
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:31 pm, Laree said:

    I hope I am in contention.

61. #161
    On January 13th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, Kevin K. said:

    Jamfish (#159). That was great! LOL

    ————–
    StoutCat (#154). I’m 50, so your break point might be right. I shall do what I can by giving copies of Thurber works to my nephews and nieces.

62. #162
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Just Biden my time as heir apparent to Obama.

63. #163
    On January 13th, 2009 at 2:23 pm, retro said:

    We’re from the Government. We’re here to help you.

64. #164
    On January 13th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    DJ (off-camera): That was the Partridge Family’s “Doesn’t Somebody Want To Be Wanted,” followed by Edison Lighthouse’s “Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes,” as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70′s Weekend just keeps on…truckin’.

    (Cue “Little Green Bag”)

    Graham: Why am I Mr. Pink?

65. #165
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, Laree said:

    Where is Joe Biden? Could we tie a freakin bell around his neck or something! “Dr Evil” Austin Powers.

66. #166
    On January 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm, Joy said:

    New Commercial: ALL NEW!!! CHIA PETS – Now with cool sunglasses and leather coats! There’s no end to the new cooool of CHIA PETS!

    ———————-

    Joe – (thinking) I fooled them all, they still don’t know they’re hairplugs.. yeah, I’m that cool.. if I was a girl, I’d be a girl-girl, not a boy-girl. Girl-girls are soooo much tougher and cooler than boy-girls. Man I’m cool.

    Graham – (thinking) Chia pets are SOOO last Christmas.

67. #167
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm, Laree said:

    Hold on, wasn’t Lindsay Graham the one that helped John McCain loose the Presidency…oh well never mind.

68. #168
    On January 14th, 2009 at 12:15 am, cngerms said:

    Lindsey asks, “Dang, Joe, egg salad again?”

69. #169
    On January 14th, 2009 at 12:20 am, cngerms said:

    “I’m Joe Biden, d*mn it, not Joe the Plumber.”

70. #170
    On January 14th, 2009 at 3:17 am, Republican (By Default) said:

    But only good, clean, bright, and articulate fun:

    I was gonna go with a depends crack… but i thought it would be too low.

71. #171
    On January 14th, 2009 at 11:39 am, denmother said:

    “Do I still look cool even without the botox?”

72. #172
    On January 19th, 2009 at 5:25 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    One of these things looks like the other, one of things does not…..

73. #173
    On January 20th, 2009 at 12:31 am, uffdaubet said:

    Hey, I’m Joe Tanna, Dan Tanna’s simple minded brother. I’m a Democrat, which means image is everything, so tell the dude over my right shoulder to comb it or cut it!