Comments on: Caption contest

By: uffdaubet

uffdaubet — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:31:28 +0000

Hey, I’m Joe Tanna, Dan Tanna’s simple minded brother. I’m a Democrat, which means image is everything, so tell the dude over my right shoulder to comb it or cut it!

By: jsmiddleton4

jsmiddleton4 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:25:24 +0000

One of these things looks like the other, one of things does not…..

By: denmother

denmother — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:39:05 +0000

“Do I still look cool even without the botox?”

By: Republican (By Default)

Republican (By Default) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:17:51 +0000

But only good, clean, bright, and articulate fun:

I was gonna go with a depends crack… but i thought it would be too low.

By: cngerms

cngerms — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:20:44 +0000

“I’m Joe Biden, d*mn it, not Joe the Plumber.”

By: cngerms

cngerms — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:15:12 +0000

Lindsey asks, “Dang, Joe, egg salad again?”

By: Laree

Laree — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:41:46 +0000

Hold on, wasn’t Lindsay Graham the one that helped John McCain loose the Presidency…oh well never mind.

By: Joy

Joy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:15:39 +0000

New Commercial: ALL NEW!!! CHIA PETS – Now with cool sunglasses and leather coats! There’s no end to the new cooool of CHIA PETS!

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Joe – (thinking) I fooled them all, they still don’t know they’re hairplugs.. yeah, I’m that cool.. if I was a girl, I’d be a girl-girl, not a boy-girl. Girl-girls are soooo much tougher and cooler than boy-girls. Man I’m cool.

Graham – (thinking) Chia pets are SOOO last Christmas.

By: Laree

Laree — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:09:42 +0000

Where is Joe Biden? Could we tie a freakin bell around his neck or something! “Dr Evil” Austin Powers.

By: CO2 Producer

CO2 Producer — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:40:16 +0000

DJ (off-camera): That was the Partridge Family’s “Doesn’t Somebody Want To Be Wanted,” followed by Edison Lighthouse’s “Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes,” as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s Weekend just keeps on…truckin’.

(Cue “Little Green Bag”)

Graham: Why am I Mr. Pink?

By: retro

retro — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:23:23 +0000

We’re from the Government. We’re here to help you.

By: Papa Louie

Papa Louie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:14:57 +0000

Just Biden my time as heir apparent to Obama.

By: Kevin K.

Kevin K. — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:42:40 +0000

Jamfish (#159). That was great! LOL

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StoutCat (#154). I’m 50, so your break point might be right. I shall do what I can by giving copies of Thurber works to my nephews and nieces.

By: Laree

Laree — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:31:58 +0000

I hope I am in contention.

By: Jamfish

Jamfish — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:22:26 +0000

“I can’t see a damn thing out of these glasses.”