My dinner invitation from Michelle Obama

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 13, 2009 09:01 PM

I’d better check my mailbox.

Now that Barack Obama has sat down for a meal with Bill Kristol, David Brooks, George Will, and possibly Rush Limbaugh, I’m sure Mrs. Obama will be inviting me to dinner any day now.

We’ve got so much to talk about, Other Michelle.

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Update: No Rush.

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  1. #1
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:04 pm, et said:

    Invite Ann Coulter along as your official food taster.

  2. #2
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:04 pm, et said:

    Invite Ann Coulter along as your official food taster.

    I think Ann’s too tough to be harmed by food, but I understand she does have some experience sampling pies.

  3. #3
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm, see-dubya said:

    Bring a food taster.

  4. #4
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm, see-dubya said:

    Crud, beat to the punch.

  5. #5
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:18 pm, verogolfer said:

    How nice. And you two have so much in common. You both are named Michelle. You both…er…well…Anyway, I’m sure the evening would be full of sparkling conversation.
    May I suggest both of you arrive unarmed though…

  6. #6
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:24 pm, JHSII said:

    Test the food, check the chairs for booby traps, and bring your ipod so you can listen to something other than the usual America-hating diatribe from M Obama.

  7. #7
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm, dadinseattle said:

    How would you keep your food down?
    Arugula salad served up with a huge helping of smirky, snarky, and snide dressing! Yum

    With the love she displayed for Ms. Hillary I’m sure you would rate right up there in the ‘sisterhood of the traveling pants’ (she would love to scorch, tatter and spill the bleach on).
    I can see it in her eyes!

  8. #8
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm, Socky said:

    Has anyone ever seen Michelle Obama eat? I’m telling you, she unhinges her jaw and swallows guinea pigs!

  9. #9
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:51 pm, zyzzyg said:

    Not sure how to take the speculation about an invite from M Obama, when it would seem that any speculation about an invite should be about it coming from PE Obama.

    Being a columnist, commentator, Author, and hugely successful BLOGGER, I think that you are certainly in a league that merits his attention, and not M Obama’s.

    It isn’t about estrogen levels, and should only be about the body of work of that person.

    I am thinking M Obama would invite the women from the ‘Veiw’, or any half a dozen other day time talk shows before she would invite you for a meal.

    Your body of work merits an invite from PE Obama. It should have nothing to do with gender.

  10. #10
    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    MO should invite folks on a diet over for dinner…I can’t think of a better way to lose MY appetite.

  11. #11
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm, Socky said:
    Has anyone ever seen Michelle Obama eat? I’m telling you, she unhinges her jaw and swallows guinea pigs!

    I heard she was onstage with Ozzy one time. Something about a dove and a bat.
    But really, what does this do for MO’s kids?

  12. #12
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm, zorro said:

    I’m sure Mrs. Obama will be inviting me to dinner any day now.

    That will be the day that pigs truly fly!

  13. #13
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm, zorro said:

    PS- love that screen cap of her! I hope I don’t have nightmares tonight…

  14. #14
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    What is this, reverse psychology? You jealous or something MM? ;-)

  15. #15
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:30 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    It also says on Rush’s hompage he was up there for the Medal of Freedom ceremony at the White House. No word if he broke bread with the new messiah, though.

  16. #16
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:39 pm, chapoutier said:

    You should totally accept such an invitation, if offered. You guys could just talk for hours about polish experimental theatre, Heidigger and maybe the virtues of the simple pleasures of life. Also, you should consider filming it.

  17. #17
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm, greenfairie said:

    I don’t know…remember the baseball bat scene from “The Untouchables?” The Chicago way, you know.

  18. #18
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:50 pm, RogerCfromSD said:

    LOL The Chicago Way…

    Michelle! Are ye prrrreparhd tah dyoo what ye’ve ghot tah dyoo?

  19. #19
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm, jangar said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm, zorro said:
    PS- love that screen cap of her! I hope I don’t have nightmares tonight…

    Linda Blair with a tan.

  20. #20
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm, Silkyinfamous said:

    I am not sure she would.

  21. #21
    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:58 pm, flenser said:

    and possibly Rush Limbaugh

    So there may have been at least one conservative in the room.

  22. #22
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, WernerP said:

    Invite Ann Coulter along as your official food taster.

    It doesn’t eat, period.

  23. #23
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:05 pm, Dave Turson said:

    The Obamas gets much of their inspiration from Lincoln. Lincoln faced poisoned food threats. This could be a ruse to miss a threat from another direction. If invited, be on guard after you leave.

  24. #24
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:09 pm, jangar said:

    I woudn’t hold my breath getting an invite. In fact, I would decline.

    There’s just some things that not even this dog would eat.

  25. #25
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:24 pm, tiefelj said:

    As long as she served pulled pork, baby back ribs, and brisket. you would probably be “safe”. Fixen’ some this week,

    Jake

  26. #26
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:40 pm, Hangfire said:

    Hopefully she won’t feed you some Fava beans and a niiiiice Chianti……

  27. #27
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:58 pm, Terry_Jim said:

    If I were you,
    for the first time in my life, I’d be proud
    to be snubbed by the First Lady.
    ~~~~~

  28. #28
    On January 13th, 2009 at 11:59 pm, Terry_Jim said:

    Hmmm,
    “To Serve Conservative Bloggers”
    What-tha! IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

  29. #29
    On January 14th, 2009 at 5:43 am, dhalls said:

    Kristol, Brooks, Will??? These men aren’t even close to being conservative spokesmen. Just part of the same old RINO crowd puffed up with their own self-importance. Deigning to tell the hoi polloi what they must do. No conservative pays any attention to them. Good Grief!! Get a Grip!!

  30. #30
    On January 14th, 2009 at 6:57 am, Juliethejarhead said:

    If there’s no food taster available, just bring a former Marine. ;)

  31. #31
    On January 14th, 2009 at 7:40 am, Madam President said:

    What’s with the Coulter hate, you guys? She’s been a personal hero of mine since my teens (yeah, I’m probably the youngest member…)

    Anyway, I don’t think I’d bother going, Good Michelle™. Don’t let the Chairman use you as a tool to “prove” that he’s been reaching across the aisle, or some nonsense.

  32. #32
    On January 14th, 2009 at 9:17 am, sonofdy said:

    Silkyinfamous

    I am almost 100% sure that Michelle Malkin will never see the inside of an obama white house. That is as about as likely as me converting to islam, strapping a bomb on myself and visiting LGM.

  33. #33
    On January 14th, 2009 at 9:44 am, wighttrasch said:

    yeah, why the Coulter-bashing?

    Harry Smith—is that you?

  34. #34
    On January 14th, 2009 at 9:58 am, Paul Revere said:

    Mrs. Malkin will never be allowed in the White House. She’s a black Jew who’s being used by the White man!

    /liberal

  35. #35
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:14 am, dan708 said:

    I’m not sure if MM needs a food taster, but she should pay close attention to MO’s other guests; did they come down with any mystery illnesses?

  36. #36
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am, dan708 said:

    Ann C is certainly a true conservative, but her style is so rough-and-tumble that she’s unlikely to win any converts to our cause.

  37. #37
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:33 am, wighttrasch said:

    Hahaha–as if ‘conversion’ is an option. Liberalism is a disease that can only be cured with hard truth.

  38. #38
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:41 am, backwoods conservative said:

    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:33 am, wighttrasch said:

    Hahaha–as if ‘conversion’ is an option. Liberalism is a disease that can only be cured with hard truth.

    And that hard truth has to hit like a two by four. Mere rational discussion is seldom enough to affect a mind so out of touch with reality.

  39. #39
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:41 am, RobM1981 said:

    If it *does* happen, please let us all know.

    It would be, for me, the first time in my adult life that I was proud of my new country, whatever it is that Obama will call it.

  40. #40
    On January 14th, 2009 at 10:49 am, wighttrasch said:

    exactly, backwoods.

    Coulter uses her ‘two-by-four’ on them. And she does this when she could use a RPG.

  41. #41
    On January 14th, 2009 at 11:19 am, lachellie said:

    And I have been calling myself (at least in my own mind) the Other Michelle, since I am also Michelle. MM you are always Michelle Malkin to me, spot on. (And hubby has crush on you, he likes brainy and beautiful. The other “Other Michelle” doesn’t quite turn him on . . .

  42. #42
    On January 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am, lachellie said:

    And I have been calling [not me] MOBama (at least in my own mind) the Other Michelle, since I am also Michelle. MM you are always Michelle Malkin to me, spot on. (And hubby has crush on you, he likes brainy and beautiful. The other “Other Michelle” doesn’t quite turn him on . . .

    Edited to change word

  43. #43
    On January 14th, 2009 at 4:54 pm, Marc said:

    Bill Kristol is a brilliant columnist. His one column a week demolishes those morons Roger Cohen and Nicholas Kristof. What is amazing about Bill Kristol is how often he predicts precisely what will happen. Along with MM, Bill Kristol is the best conservative columnist in the biz. And he demolishes liberal malarkey whenever he appears on television with a liberal. From what I hear from people who have worked with Bill Kristol at Fox and ABC, he is an exceptionally kind man also. I can’t think of a better symbol for conservatives than Bill Kristol.

  44. #44
    On January 14th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, Yashmak said:

    I am almost 100% sure that Michelle Malkin will never see the inside of an obama white house. That is as about as likely as me converting to islam, strapping a bomb on myself and visiting LGM.

    – sonofdy

    You might be surprised. Apparently Charles Krauthammer was at the dinner too.

  45. #45
    On January 14th, 2009 at 8:20 pm, zorro said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm, jangar said:

    On January 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm, zorro said:
    PS- love that screen cap of her! I hope I don’t have nightmares tonight…

    Linda Blair with a tan.

    Ha! My beer just went down the wrong pipe!

  46. #46
    On January 14th, 2009 at 8:33 pm, Tazed and Confused said:

    Saucy and spicey… what a mix ;)

  47. #47
    On January 16th, 2009 at 12:43 pm, manish22 said:

    Looks like someone got MODS ( Michelle Obama derangement syndrome) for Christmas

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