How Al Franken celebrates history

It’s MLK Day. Barack Obama’s going to be sworn in. What more fitting time for Al Franken to tap into the emotion of the moment and celebrate history by e-mailing supporters…and asking them for money!
Al Franken: Doing his best to schlockify the schlock inauguration.
Dear Friend,
I’m in Washington to witness the inauguration of our new President, Barack Obama, and I have to tell you what you probably already know – this is an amazing moment for our country.
It’s a moment to reflect on our history – but it’s also an important opportunity to change our future. We face some pretty imposing challenges, but we finally have a leader (and a progressive majority in Congress) that will get America back on the right track so we can meet them together.
I’m ready to get to work in the Senate to help President Obama bring us the change we need, but I still need your help to get to Washington. Norm Coleman has sued to overturn the result of the election, and we’ve got to have the resources we’ll need during the upcoming election contest proceedings.
PLEASE CLICK HERE TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION TODAY!
The state-wide canvass, the hand recount, the challenged ballot review, and the improperly rejected absentee consideration are all completed – and yet Norm Coleman seems content to continue dragging the process out in the courts, preventing Minnesota from having equal representation in the Senate during this critical time.
I need your continued support to fight this lawsuit – and that means I need your contribution of $25, $50, $100, or more today. Our legal team is experienced and talented, and we won’t let anyone take away what we’ve earned together. When we succeed in this fight, I’ll be able to get to work right away, working hard to fix our economy, create jobs, end our dependence on foreign oil, and restore our standing in the world.
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO OUR LEGAL FUND HERE!
I’m so excited about the possibilities lying just around the corner for our country. As Barack Obama said in Baltimore this weekend, we have to “make sure this election is not the end of what we do to change America, but the beginning.” With your help, I’ll be able to be part of that exciting new beginning.
Thanks for everything,
Al
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But, why does he need any money , when Franken was busy meeting with Soros over the weekend?( sarc off)
Please Michelle,
I’m begging you. It’s hard enough not throwing up today. Putting this clowns picture is NOT helping. How bout some good news.
must be a slow day
Not a nickel.
You know, every time I see a photo of this guy, I think that the entire state of MN should be surrounded with padded walls. Half of their voting constituency consider this vulgar, tax-evading whiner to be an appropriate representative for them in the United States Senate. Unfathomable.
The dirt bag is still trying hard to steal the Senate seat he is grossly unqualified to hold. The traitor Soros hasn’t spent enough money on the asshat’s campaign so now he needs to throw more of his limousine liberal friend’s money around to steal it via the courts. One thing liberals have shown they are very talented at is spending other people’s money.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE (mo-lone lah-veh) Translation: Come and take them!
We need to get Jim Lileks over the wall and relocated to Arizona, then get Mike Nelson and Michelle Bachman someplace safe — then nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
And stealing elections.
Did this pinhead even write this? I’m sure it’s just boilerplate from the same marketing hacks who solicit contributions for both parties. I’m sure FrankenLib is currently sitting on his hands like a deer-in-the-headlights awaiting his marching orders from the commissars.
I’m sorry, I can’t help it. Every time I see that picture, I’m reminded of a Devo short film: “The Truth about Deevolution”. I think it’s fitting.
PLEASE keep us up to date with details on how Al Franken celebrates April 15th.
I got a call last evening from a guy representing a Democratic organization, asking me to contribute $60! He said it was for the children or to help the country or some such rot, I told him I already pay my taxes. For cryin’ out loud, will they NEVER have enough money for Obama?
Any way to revoke this guy’s citizenship and deport him back to Hungary? He is on the fringes of legality anyway. Maybe we can use the Socialist’s apparatus against them and confiscate his dirty fortune and send it to someplace like Darfur. Call it a “Peoples Financial Redirection of Funds”.
The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl, Al Franken may go to the Senate and tomorrow is going to be a bad day.
Some scotch and I can feel good about 1 0f 3
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO my scotch FUND HERE!
Trolls, Frankenites and liberals of every stripe NEED THIS
warning-ugly graphics-as with Franken.
FDS.
Every single liberal email also asks for money. Biggest con job ever????
eaglehaslanded said:
3 letters. Thus proving he knows at least 3.
The problem with Al Franken is that he is the epitome of 21st century American politicians. He is utterly corrupt, power hungry and narcissistic. Look at those in positions of power all across America. You can count the true public servants on both hands. The rest are out for themselves and the “Republic-be-damned” is their mantra!
We have already had a 2nd revolution in America and those in power now have usurped our constitution and stolen our democracy.
The only answer is real term limits and it will take a new, conservative party to get that implemented.
Al,
Want in one hand, crap in the other. See which one fills up first.
I would not give you the sweat from my nether regions on an August day if you were unconscious with thirst.
BEGGAR. LOSER. CLOWN.
Don’t give Eagle too much credit. Those are probably the letters that sponsored Sesame Street this morning.
Tomorrow’s show will be brought to you by the letter ‘O.’
Actually, that’s typical of politicians throughout the ages, which is why smart people know that government power must be limited to the minimum necessary… because of the way corrupt, power hungry, narcissistic people will use it.
I have the RNC asking for money: I tell them that I am sending it to the Ramos and Compean families.
World orgasm for peace day?
It shocks me to see how far and how fast the Republic has fallen in the last 30 years. The MSM loudly reviles Nixon as a “crook” and he certainly broke laws.
But, compare Nixon with either Clinton, Sandy Burger, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Tim Geithner, and Elliot Spitzer and tell me they are NOT crooks! Yet Nixon is still reviled by the MSM and these clowns are just people who made a few mistakes…
“Contribute now before we take it by force!”
“Millions for charity, but not one penny for tribute!”
And a goodly amount for reserves of ammunition: .223, 7.62X39 and 9mm. I would prefer 45 acp but the bones grow old. Hollow point 9mm +p+ will make a decent hole.
I prefer 30-06 and 7.62X51 for rifle ammo and not much beats 45ACP for making a large hole with a handgun.
Large holes are better. But a 9mm hollow point with a full combat load will do in a pinch…
But, I think the Walther PPK is just a bit too dainty for my tastes. And the Glocks are kind of uncomfortable. A Colt .45 M1911 was just right.
In that line of thought, where can I buy an M242???
Ummmm, just a thought, you mokes wanna nuke the state I live in because of the 51 percent who voted for Frankenstein….. you seem to forget there are a bunch of us who are willing to stay here and fight to the death for conservatism, no matter what…… what are we…. collateral damage?
I don’t know but I do know where you can buy a Yugoslavian made copy of an MG42. It is semi-auto but I can’t imagine a creative mind couldn’t resolve this limitation. Not that I am suggesting that course of action since it would violate one or more federal laws.
MNUSMCDavid: Well we figured you would be cool with driving this truck into the state with a very heavy trailer and push this little button…..
MNLeatherneck,
I think most of us here realize that you aren’t responsible for the fact that Stuart Smiley stole the election. Keep up the good fight and throw the bum out next time and make sure you throw out all the bums who aided in this travesty against democracy.
You have a lot of work out there. I suggest you start storing up “manufactured ballots” now to avoid the 2014 paper shortage.
Come on, Socky, there are a few good Minnesotans left! Don’t nuke, us, please. And, Al Franken is complaining about Coleman going to court…as if he wouldn’t do exactly the same thing. Pure liberal hypocracy.
Thanks, David! That needed to be said. I also get a bit annoyed at that one poster who always says, “God bless America, except for the blue states”. That really bugs me.
Since AirHead America went down the toilet, he doesn’t have access to money for childrens charities to embezzle anymore.
So he has to get it another way. But, I need to buy a few more boxes of .45 ACP, too. I have plenty of ammo for my other guns.
Al Franken? Oh, you mean the buffoon credited only as “Baggage Handler #1″ in the movie Trading Places? Wow, how much more blessed can this country get!
By the way, Franken hasn’t won yet.
Allegedly “Half.” The way the numbers in the counties changed defies statistical probability.
I guess a stolen election is better than no election at all. /sarc
ECS
What happened? Soros was not available?
Maybe he should get one of those unaccountable Obama contribution setups, you know, where Mickey and Minney Mouse are the psuedonyms of foreign supporters etc.
What ever happened to the accounting of all of those illegal donations anyway?