Obama’s Little Blue Book and the Egg of Power
Tons of people have e-mailed about the Little Blue Book of Obama sayings that a firm called the History Company is hawking on its website. Yes, they really are selling them in 10-packs for $49.50 — and yes, the resemblance to Mao’s Little Red Book is striking. Weirdly, “Pocket Obama” has a plain blank cover and smacks of a gag — especially the last line:

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama’s speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.
If it’s a joke, it’s a darned good one. And so is another Obama-related item the History Company is selling: “The Egg of Power.” This schlocky thing goes for $100:

The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp.
Art has always been an integral part of African life, and wood carvings are expressions of power and ritual in the life of the tribe. Wood is the most popular material used in native sculpture, since it can be found in abundance. Skilled carvers use simple hand tools to create these stunning works of art — gouges, chisels, mallets, and pointed instruments. Although no two pieces are ever identical, as carvers meticulously hewn each piece according to the grain and texture of the tree, each is rich in symbolism, conveying a guiding principle of leadership, one that has been embraced by the President.
Offered is an authentic artisan work of art, true to the exquisite wooden sculpture in the President’s office. The “hand” is carved from the hardwood of the Monkey Pod tree, with interlocked, wavy grain and colors that range from medium tan to dark brown; the “egg” is lathe-turned from the hardwood of the Coffea Arabica tree, a species that produces the majority of coffee consumed in the world. This remarkable work of art stands 10-inches high and weighs 1 1/2-pounds.
Commenter The Ugly American: “If they were savvy, they’d offer engraving on The Egg of Power. For example: ‘I won.’”
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If they were savvy, they’d offer engraving on The Egg of Power.
For example: “I won”
How fitting. Another empty jacket…
Ummmmm, not to be too rude … but can you say … “Repeat after me”?
Ummmm,
Not in this case?
Anybody else ever get a redo for their oath of office? Oratory skills? Oxymorons anyone?
I wonder if that Chicago Thug will demand “a piece of the action”?
Just remember, a hard-boiled egg cares not whether the shell is broken.
What’s the line on how soon Humpty Dumpty has his great fall?
As someone who bought and read Mao’s Thoughts (The Little Red Book) cover to cover several times to know my enemy, I find Obama’s Little Blue Book creepy to the point of being frightening.
Free societies are based on laws, principles, and in our nation the Constitution. Nations focused on the thoughts of one person…… scary.
Beware the puffery of the egg description. Most coffee is of the robusto variety as it’s cheaper. The arabica beans are better, and it’s only as more people are demanding better coffee that its proportion of coffee grown is rising.
I saw no reason to buy Mao’s Little Red Book when it was popular, I see no reason to buy an Obama book now.
My guess is The One™ was taken in my a piece of schlock tourist cr*pola.
I think the egg is symbolic of the fragile state of our nation. For some reason this song popped in my head.
He’s got the whole world in his hands.
He’s got the whole wide world in his hands.
The sheep will be lapping this stuff up. On a related topic, has a suitably large enough structure been picked in D.C. on which to mount a HUGE portrait of our beloved leader?
Wow…we are watching a new cult being formed…the Cult of Obama…or we can refer to them as COB’ers for short.
I’m certain this “‘Little Blue Book” is only a joke. I mean I think it’s a joke. Actually, I just hope its a joke.
The problem with the Mighty “O” is that you don’t know for sure until it’s too late.
Regarding Obama’s Little Blue Book, I’ll instead go with Jim Geraghty’s Maxim – “All of Barack Obama’s statements come with an expiration date. All of them.” That even fits into the wallet (well, I have to have SOMETHING in there; there isn’t any money).
Sorry Michelle but I have found the ultimate in Obama schlock.
Chia Obama
Comes in “Happy Pose” and “Determined Pose”!
Are you frigging kidding me?
The Egg of Power looks like an adult novelty item would probably get in the Castro section of San Francisco. And for advanced users, the little blue book can go up there too.
Ooooooooo! I want one too…Gimme Gimmee
repeat loudly till everyone in earshot runs screaming from room…
narcissist pedantry
If he wore a hat he would still be one…
This figures-
Obama would have a reminder on how to hold his power sitting on his desk.
I suppose having Biden as his VP is a constant reminder of what a scrambled egg looks like!
And we know who the hard boiled egg of the family is!
I wonder if he ever looks at the egg in another light-
the seed of life.
His brother-in-hut carves empty hands, palm up in the African symbol for “Brother, can you spare a dime?”
This would all be more believeable if the Monkey Tree grew in Africa, but it seems to be native to the Americas.
…and if it’s rotten, you throw it down and run like He11.
I lived in Shanghai a few years ago, and those Little Red Books are nearly impossible to find. Everyone was so freaking glad Mao died that they apparently “disappeared” their copies as quickly and violently as possible.
Other Mao-era propaganda and art could be had if you searched a bit, but the actual little red books I never found.
One hopes that our culture will be nearly as glad to see Chairman O out on his ear in four years.
You’re frightened by a colored notebook? Really?
I’m not a doctor, but I’d say you’re suffering from a severe case of ODS. I think you should take a break from MM for a while until you get better.
Obama’s handlers are into merchandising? Who’da thunk it?
Bluesoc, I’d say he’s more worried about that notebook’s implications. If someone had put out a Little Red Book to trumpet, even in parody, Bush’s thoughts, you wouldn’t be a little creeped out?
Oh, and Mookie, thank you for the heads-up on the Chia Obama. Is it some sort of sign when even Obama voters are taking note of the schlock?
No. It’s just a entrepreneur trying to make a buck off of Obama’s popularity. If it becomes popular, then yes, I might be worried. Until then, it’s just another chance to take a cheap shot at Obama.
Just after New Year’s I had a violent stomach bug. I’m starting to get that same feeling after reading this blog entry.
Gotta run!!!!
The first time I saw the wooden thing I figured it represented b. Hussein laying the proverbial egg…
This really is a sickness. 52% of the population needs serious psychotherapy. It’s just surreal.
I should have said rotten egg
Hmmm… Why do they have to stereotype the new prez with an afro? And a green one at that. I think they’re racists!*
Unbelievable.
*no, I don’t think they’re racists. But I do think they should be placed in a room and forced to listen to Barney songs for the next four years.
Here’s another attempt to define down a “derangment syndrome”. They need to do this so they can deny that they’ve been acting like true lunatics for eight years (and still counting).
Sorry, but that doesn’t cut it. Finding it creepy and scary that a cult of personality surrounds a President with socialist ideals isn’t derangement. When a whole industry grows up around advocating Obama’s death you can start talking about ODS.
If I had to guess, I’d say “The Egg of Power” is actually built around a “Magic Eight Ball.” That might explain some of Obama’s decisions so far.
I saw a link to the Chia at another forum. I’m waiting for the Obama on Velvet paintings, and his portrait on those big rugs they sell at abandoned gas stations.
Meanwhile, here’s an Obama Chia head that WILL sell: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/pitmangraphics/Public/obamasmokingchiahead.jpg
By the way, I noticed that the Obama Chias won’t be available until APRIL 1st. That’s odd . . .
They may be going for $100 here, but I’d guess the Kenyan sweatshop cranking these out are paying their carvers $1 per unit.
So maybe the O does have an economic plan.
And that can’t be good for the Monkey Pod tree either…
Please consider the environment before you print this!
If anyone carries a “little book,” it should be a Gideon New Testament. I prefer the words of the real Messiah.
And of course for those who prefer it electronically, you can visit my friend John Hurt’s site, HTML Bible.
I had this idea, as a money maker, a few months ago. I rejected it because of my fear that too many people would actually take it seriously.
The egg of power reminds me of something the nurse would bring into the examination room accompanied by the words “Doctors’ orders”. Only I think obummers’ prescription is going to much, much larger.
I can’t carry the “Little Blue Book” with Obama quotes like, “Can I finish my waffle?” and “I’ve campaigned in 57 states with 1 left to go.” because, like ACHefty, my New Testament is already in my pocket.
As for that egg statue, all I have to say is, “?”.
Idols.
Ultra gag (as in puke) factor +10.
Question: If the egg is fertilized, does it get aborted?
And so goes the Obenevolent One…
I haven’t seen a piece of art that beautiful since the leg-lamp from “A Christmas Story…”
That book looks just like the one that Heidi Fleiss used to carry around. Hmmm.
Space in my uniform pockets was at a premium; so in addition to carrying two navy issued black ink pens and green covered memobook (4×6)in my back pocket, I carried my bullet resistent KJV Bible in my left front pocket in case of those death bed or fox hole conversions.
Still have it and am looking for another one for my nephew who graduates next month from Marine Corps Basic Training in Paris Island.
Sorry obamas-little-blue book won’t be anywhere found in my home. The closest might be in some of my liberal college profs pockets.
GSP
“This is Sparta!”
Well said.
The post you refer to is merely one more in the long, long, loooonnng line of statements by socialists/statists/existentialists/nihilists going back for 40+ years that I can remember, and likely before then.
They mockingly and nastily dismiss concerns that folks have who do not adhere to their worldview.
First they dismissed, mocked, and criticized fact-based concerns about Communism; then they dismissed, mocked, and criticized fact-based concerns about Islam; now they dismiss, mock, and criticize fact-based concerns about the development of an arrogant, ignorant, thuggish, fascist personailty cult.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned since the mid-late 60s, it is that if the socialists start screaming at you and vilifying you, you’ve hit a nerve…and accurately hit a target.
Keep pulling the trigger…until they limp.
Just when I think these times cannot get any more bizarre……
Your in good form this morning Rogue.
I to have come to understand since the 60s that a rational argument with a lib usually ends with a curse word from them. When that happens I know I’ve done my job correctly.
Is the “57 States” comment in the little Blue Book? How about “my Muslim religion?”
How about his birth certificate?
Fixed it.
” I don’t want my children punished with a baby” should make the list.
Unofficial for now.
Don’t forget “above my paygrade”
Sanitation workers should be above his paygrade.
The blue book is really about how to act black cause borat has no soul like don no soul simmons
“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
Barack Obama
A scary quote for Obamas little blue book
This is the culmination of 60 years of communist infiltration into American society and institutions. I am really quite surprised that this did not come to a head long before now, especially given the human tendency towards capitulation and irresponsibility. At least we held out longer than the dhimmi Euros.
Speaking of which, do you think that they realize, with the passage of America over to the dark side, that their decline in living standards will collapse at an even faster rate now? America, formerly the great economic engine of the world, will no longer be there to prop up their crippled economies. When it dawns on them that they have bought into the great lie, it will be too late. But somhow I don’t think they care, given their addiction to the nanny state. They will always have their meager allotments to comfort them in their gray malaise of life. Mao and Joe Stalin live on in our modern politicians, and like them, they will not relinquish power.
“Unofficial for now.”
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! Pick anything from the top rack, sonofdy.
Next school year this will be in the curiculum.
I can only imagine what will be said in elementary school books about this idiot.
“I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator”.
“I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying.”
“If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists – to protect them and to promote their common welfare – all else is lost”.
I will take the M4 with the laser sight thanks. Oh and a crate of ammo.
SSG sonofdy out…
“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
Yep.
I could point out that
is an impossibility;…but,I won’t.
Typical white person…
One asked me last night if I saw obamas speach. I said no and he looked at me like I grew a second head.
No where else in the world is art important.
Keep in mind the simple hand tools (pointed instruments, whatever the heck they’re called)
You can’t carve an egg with pointed instruments, so we produce them with machinery.
…Oh my god. Any fans of Berserk in here? The “Egg of Power” idol looks just like this:
http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?image=berserkbehelitlp1.jpg
Ironically, this one is called “The Egg of the Conqueror”.
Instead of killing innocent monkey pod and coffee trees, you would think this item should be made from 100% recycled materials.
Might I suggest the used condoms from san fran nan’s project.
Creepy
“Conqueror”?
As in, “I won?”
Veerrrry creepy.
We’re well on our way to see the “Egg of Power” becoming the “Omelet of Arrogance” and ending up on the “Trash Heap of History”
What do they mean, ancestral Kenya? Is that like when Arnold Schwarzenegger visits his ancestral Austria?
Should that egg be scrambled since he believes in and is funding baby killing?
“amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words”
Gonna be one short book…”Change”. Ok, ship it Bob.
Honestly. Just when I think I can’t get any more disgusted by this man, we learn of yet more self-aggrandizing, egotistical spoutings.
Did anyone read his America-slamming comments to Al-Arabiya TV?? Right out of the gate, he’s trash-talking the country he’s supposed to be leading.
We really are in trouble.
Suggested engraving for Obummer’s ‘Egg of Power’ sculpture:
“This is your brain”
Kenya is just as ancestral as Obambi going/flying over the hills and thru the snow to Grandma’s house in Kansas/Hawaii.
Fer crying out loud, Obama only went to visit his kinfolk. Just like most multi-national folks who jet to visit relatives.
Finally, we have the answer to that age-old mystery:
The chicken did indeed come before the egg.
I simply couldn’t live with myself if I couldn’t read “we are the change we are looking for; we are the change we speak” every day as a reflection point for brilliant oratory.
When I want brilliant oratory I go to YouTube and watch Ronald Reagan speeches.
Ummm, those are Property of the US Government. I used to be the person who ordered the supplies in my Division, (no I wasnt a REMF, it was collateral duty…) so sometimes I had way toooooo much time on my hands to sit and stare at the embossing on the pens. Black is required but I was mandated to carry 4 colors of pens on me at all times.
You know if they wanted to really “get” someone and they couldnt make the real charges stick or if they wanted to up the charges, they would bust guys on stealing Government Property by finding the pens off-base in their possession. (Ive seen it done)
And there I was…
Granite @ January 27th, 2009 at 9:54 am. That ‘hungry’ claw brings me to mind of the Ammonite god Molech claiming yet another ‘seed’ of Man into his lake of fire in exchange for the promise of prosperity. For the pro-choicers, their adamant refain is; “All hail Molech!!!”
Obama’s “Egg of Power” idol, posing as deep philosophy, is one and the same as the skeletal Beserk, only fleshed out for emotional appearances.
Woe is us. Jeremiah 19
I dont know… its kinda like me visiting my ancestral Virginia. Why dont you all go back where you came from, you are complicating my life
I can’t help but be struck by the irony of Pres. Obamabortion keeping a pagan fertility symbol in his office.
Mookie said: (#15)
I had been thinking of buying a Chia pet for fun, but now not. (I think my lunch will settle down soon. It wasn’t so much the coming up with the items, but the adulation of the presentation.)
cicerokid said: (#69)
EUW. I’ve got to go wash my eyes and mind out after that.
RabbidSquirrel said: (#81)
But if one is still in the service, one is on duty 24 hours a day, so therefore one is merely being ready for duty at anytime. Or something like that.
Do not buy an egg of power, it is a trick. Little do you know, but your egg is not the true egg of power, merely a copy that is a servant to the One Egg. The One Egg, the true Egg of Power, was forged in secret by The Dark Lord Obama in the fires of Mount Chicago. It and it alone commands all of the lesser eggs.
It takes a hard-boiled politician, devilled by questions of his birth, to poach a dippy traditional sculpture by scrambling the meaning to be overly sunny-side.
When I got ready to retire back in ’06, I returned all of my military issued stuff to avoid the infamous “Stealing Government Property Charge” I am not sure if that would fall under Article 121 (Larceny and wrongful approbiation) or 139 (Destruction of Gov’t Property). But didn’t want to give my old CO and XO an execuse to try to bust me down a chevron.
Normally the easiest charge to prove against someone most of the time at SCM is the notorious “Dereliction of Duty Charge” aka UCMJ Article 92 (That one I know from personal experience compliments of Spike and HS-11)-BTW I was blessed in that I was the only Dragonslayer charged that opted for SCM that beat Spike. JAG threw out all three charges!
GSP
“This is Sparta!”
+1
Eggs-actly!!
Or spend $10.00 on a pack of 10 Pocket Constitution and Declaration of Independence or get one for free (see link at the top of page) from the Heritage Foundation.