Liberal math: 500 million jobs lost a month!

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 4, 2009 12:57 PM

Just say it: She’s a moron. “Know Your Power?” Know Your Numbers, Nan.

Best reax to the vid: Allahpundit. “Which of the 57 states will be hit hardest by the downturn?”

Snorty-snort.

Flashback: “JOBS is a three-letter-word.”

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  1. #611919
    On February 4th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, NavyMom said:

    Who needs sitcoms with the Obama administration supplying all the laughs?

  2. #611923
    On February 4th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Dumber than Soap???

    HEY!!!

    Okay, that is pretty dumb…

  3. #611926
    On February 4th, 2009 at 4:44 pm, Mulligan said:

    chapoutier, for what it’s worth, you’re one of my favorite posters on this site. It’s not that I always agree with you, but you have a pleasant and witty way of making your point. Too bad there isn’t more of that in this world.

  4. #611931
    On February 4th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, nail49 said:

    Hey Mulligan Man!, I agree. Chap is normally pleasant and witty. Although he did go off on me once for somebody else’s posting.

    I wondered if one of us was off his meds until he realized he had mis-ID’d the original posting and then he apologized.

  5. #611935
    On February 4th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, Mulligan said:

    Actually, it’s Mulligan Lady, nail49. Good joke though.

  6. #611949
    On February 4th, 2009 at 5:13 pm, nail49 said:

    Actually, it’s Mulligan Lady

    Ooops! My bad, I wondered if anyone would remember the old ad!

  7. #611954
    On February 4th, 2009 at 5:18 pm, DirkBelig said:

    1. Imagine the joyous noises the Left would be making if Sarah Palin said something a fraction as stupid as this.

    B. They said it was too risky to have someone like Moose-Slayer only a heartbeat from the presidency, but it’s OK to have San Fran Nan a mere TWO heartbeats away, especially when one is a secret smoker with a high stress job and the other is addicted to hair plugs and probably toxic teeth cleaning products?

    3. In her defense, it is entirely possible for 500 million American jobs to be lost: count India and China as two of Barry’s 7 extra states.

  8. #611970
    On February 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, cicerokid said:

    My 8-year old is doing her math assignment right now. As soon as she’s done, I will send her to Nan’s for a tutorial.

  9. #612010
    On February 4th, 2009 at 6:25 pm, chapoutier said:

    Mulligan,

    This one is for your kind words:

    There once was a shepherd, Barack.
    Who tended a curious flock
    Of sheep who deceive
    And liberally leave
    Their droppings wherever they walk.

  10. #612013
    On February 4th, 2009 at 6:27 pm, chapoutier said:

    A warning to all…

    It has begun.

    Gird yourself.

  11. #612034
    On February 4th, 2009 at 6:45 pm, Mister P said:

    Pelosi can see those 500 million people from San Francisco.

  12. #612052
    On February 4th, 2009 at 7:10 pm, Bogtrotter said:

    When it reaches a Gazillion, let me know.

  13. #612077
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:00 pm, sbw999 said:

    My IQ drops a point at the mere mention of Nazi Pelosi’s name…

  14. #612081
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:07 pm, vickisoup said:

    I have been giggling about this all day.
    :D

  15. #612082
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:09 pm, vickisoup said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 6:27 pm, chapoutier said:
    A warning to all…

    It has begun.

    Gird yourself.

    Chap! You made a funny. Good one!
    8)

  16. #612089
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    A warning to all…

    I saw a link to this but forgot to mention that Chap has been hacking road signs in Texas. I believe he will be asking for an “assault rifle” for his birthday…all of this is good news.

  17. #612091
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:33 pm, Republicanvet said:

    Sloppy Pelosi, “500 million jobs lost a month!”

    Ok, really, can the left finally admit this thing is as dumb as a box of rocks?

    Where does the left get off claiming they are so intellectual with their leaders being this stupid?

  18. #612100
    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:59 pm, coffee said:

    I was at work all day so I hadn’t heard this. Pelosi, you must be absolutely embarrassed …if not, then you really are that stupid.

  19. #612103
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:11 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 8:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    I saw a link to this but forgot to mention that Chap has been hacking road signs in Texas.

    The story is wrong Aloha. These are actual signs outside of Washington D.C.

  20. #612104
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:12 pm, T-Bone said:

    There once was a poster named Chap
    Who leaned left on the political map
    But defending Pelosi
    Whose math most can not see
    Makes him mostly a political sap

    or
    means his brain must be taking a nap

  21. #612108
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:21 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, Socky said:

    Truly, the recession has spread to all 57 states.

    …and the Botox has spread to her last 57 brain cells.

    No wonder these idiots don’t pay taxes. They believe we have 500 million employees paying already.

    DUMB.AS.A.POST!

  22. #612109
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:26 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 1:27 pm, sonofdy said:

    This is exactly the sort of math that gives you a 1 trillion dollar spending bill.

    Yes, I said 1 trilion.

    Well, when you gotta play Nanny (or is it Ninny) to 500 million….

  23. #612111
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:29 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm, chapoutier said:

    Ask if your feelings for Pelosi are getting the better of your good judgment, and also ask if you have ever done the same thing.

    Uh, no. This woman is truly stupid.

  24. #612114
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm, mattm said:

    Didn’t she say the average price of gas per gallon was under $2 in SF last summer?

  25. #612115
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm, jbh45 said:

    Republicanvet #111 said: Ok, really, can the left finally admit this thing is as dumb as a box of rocks?

    Dawg, you just insulted a box of rocks!

  26. #612118
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:37 pm, 11B said:

    Unfortunately her words will never be heard by the majority of the public.

    Just think want the MSM could do by looping this quote. Look at what they did to Howard Dean after Iowa in 2004? Look at what they did to Palin on SNL. They even came up with quotes that Palin never said, but once they played them over and over, many people attributed them to her.

    I don’t think Pelosi is going to get this treatment because she is on the side of the MSM, and the bailout is something they support.

  27. #612120
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:38 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Did anyone hear about the private jet that Nan takes back and forth to her home in San Fran every week? Apparently, she doesn’t want to travel by regular air because she would have to change planes part-way there. So, she uses a jet that costs $60,000 each way. Apparently, that little “perk” is costing the taxpayers (that’s us, folks) over 5 MILLION dollars per year. This is insane. She is absolutely NOT worth it!

  28. #612121
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:42 pm, 4USA said:

    Her stupidity is not news to most of us. The lack of coverage of her stupidity isn’t surprising either. San Francisco fashions itself as the intellectual mecca of our country. Hopefully, her stupidity IS a surprise to those oh-so-enlightened on the left coast. Maybe they will understand that she represents their stupidity more so than her own and will impeach, recall, or something of like kind, and remove her immediately. The idea that she has a leadership role in anything other than which hat she wants to wear, is surreal.

  29. #612122
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:44 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm, jbh45 said:

    Republicanvet #111 said: Ok, really, can the left finally admit this thing is as dumb as a box of rocks?

    Dawg, you just insulted a box of rocks!

    True dat. But sheesh!

  30. #612123
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:46 pm, Micheleeroo said:

    How can we lose that many jobs when there are only about 310 million people in the country to begin with??

  31. #612125
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:47 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:38 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Did anyone hear about the private jet that Nan takes back and forth to her home in San Fran every week? Apparently, she doesn’t want to travel by regular air because she would have to change planes part-way there. So, she uses a jet that costs $60,000 each way. Apparently, that little “perk” is costing the taxpayers (that’s us, folks) over 5 MILLION dollars per year. This is insane. She is absolutely NOT worth it!

    I saw this. Wasn’t she in a pi$$ing contest with someone at the Pentagon because she insisted on having this non-stop military jet at her disposal?

    Anyhoo. This bimbo should just phone it in and save us the money.

  32. #612128
    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:59 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    It would be a real chore to decide who the stupidest 100 Senators are. But, San Fran Nan would be close to the top of the list.

    As San Fran Nan would say, “Three words: TERM.LIMITS!”

  33. #612133
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:11 pm, old trooper said:

    500 Jobs lost a Month?
    I’d love to have it 501 next month with Pelosi at the top of the list!

  34. #612144
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, jsr said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 9:37 pm, 11B said:

    Unfortunately her words will never be heard by the majority of the public.

    What is truly unfortunate is that the majority of the public wouldn’t even catch the error.

  35. #612189
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:32 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    The story is wrong Aloha. These are actual signs outside of Washington D.C.

    Well Chap did say he was moving there, so this is no surprise… :)

  36. #612330
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:21 am, nail49 said:

    Did anyone hear about the private jet that Nan takes back and forth to her home in San Fran every week?

    It’s not a private jet, it is one of the executive jets the Air Force has to support the Prez, VP, Secretaries of State, Defense, Congresspeople, and visiting dignitaries etc who we must keep safe and ensure that they get to where they are needed with a minimum of hassle and don’t get strip searched by TSA like the hoi-polloi.

    SFNan wasn’t happy with a smaller jet (think Gulfstream — which can fly non-stop DC to SF) because she wanted to travel with her minions and hangers-on as she jetted back and forth between SF and DC.

    When he was the Speaker Dennis Hastert was OK with the smaller jet, but he didn’t have the same size ego that requires a MUCH larger cargo hold!

    BTW, Air Force One is NOT just the 747 we all see. It is a call-sign used on any AF aircraft that is carrying the Prez, could be a Gulfstream, C-21 (Lear) or even a two-seat trainer. Likewise, when he is on a Marine helo, it is Marine One.

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